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We Need a Charlie Kirk Statue with Hole in Neck

New York sculptor Sergio Furnari seems out of step with the moment: unable to read the room, out of his element, and moving against the current.

This moron spent $100,000 of his own money to build a life-size statue of Charlie Kirk, only to find that no one wants to buy it.

The MAGA artist broke his foot while working on the monstrosity after tripping over a roll of tape in his studio. He should have taken it as a sign that the Almighty disapproved of his tribute to a racist piece of shit.

Furnari imagined the statue of the deceased far-right provocateur would be displayed in Times Square. Instead, he has been inundated with texts and emails from outraged New Yorkers who say they intend to urinate or defecate on the sculpture.

Furnari’s so-called “work of art” may find admirers in the gaudy confines of Mar-a-Lago, the gilded White House, or the pit of hell, but it has no place in New York, America’s multicultural mecca.

I lack the talent and skill to be a sculptor, but I am blessed with imagination, and I believe I could create a Charlie Kirk statue that New Yorkers would embrace.

I would design a water-fountain sculpture of Kirk with water flowing from a hole in his neck. The grotesque piece would stand in the middle of a pool overrun with mosquitoes and algae. Instead of tossing pennies into the pool for good luck, people could toss bullets.

Kirk may have been eulogized as a saint a year ago, but even the most devoted MAGA loyalists now recognize him as divisive and failed internet prankster. Screw Charlie Kirk, screw Furnari, and screw anyone who still admires him.

Turning Point Builds Tent Replica of where Charlie Kirk was Assassinated so Fans Can Take Selfies

“The tent where Charlie Kirk was shot dead was rebuilt at the latest Turning Point USA rally so fans could take selfies.

Streams of people posing inside the tent which looked similar to the one Kirk was sitting in front of before he was shot dead.”

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Charlie Kirk is the most revered martyr of neofascist MAGA evangelicals. These cultists have rejected the kind and gentle Jesus Christ and embraced the vile and vicious Donald Trump as their new Savior.

Kirk was an online provocateur who was as racist, homophobic, misogynist and hateful as Trump. His Christian veneer hardly covered his diabolic heart. In short, he was a pile of human excrement, and only White Nationalist vermin shed a tear when he was assassinated.

During the most recent Turning Point USA rally, fans took photos inside a replica of the tent that Kirk had been sitting in front of before he was fatally shot. They took selfies next to photos of their fallen hero.

Rightwing podcaster Megyn Kelly says she has prayed to Kirk so many times to give her guidance since his death.

Charlie Kirk is dead. When he was alive, he was a stinking pile of feces. Now that he is dead, he is a maggot infested corpse. He will not be answering any prayers.  

I am waiting for a replica of Kirk’s grave to be built, so I can pay him proper respect by pissing on his grave.

Charlie Kirk’s Life & Death: Martyrdom or Cautionary Tale?

Charlie Kirk died the death of a rabble rouser whose inflammatory rhetoric energized the evangelical MAGA base and incited a troubled young man to permanently silence him with the type of weapon that the rightwing prophet fetishized.

Kirk’s violent and gory death was a personal tragedy for his family, friends, and colleagues, but it was not a national tragedy. When a propagandist who incites violence against the LGBT community, racial and religious minorities and immigrants meets an untimely death, it is not a time for mourning, it is a time for reflection and sobriety.

I condemn violence unequivocally. I denounce political assassinations, and I deplore political commentators who provoke violence against women, minorities, and political opponents with their fiery rhetoric.

Kirk was a Christian nationalist who trafficked in rightwing politics steeped in homophobia, misogyny, xenophobia, and anti-Semitism while claiming to be a disciple of the Jesus of the Gospels who ministered to the poor and embraced the disenfranchised.

It is distressing that evangelicals eulogize Kirk as a martyr and canonize him as a national hero akin to Martin Luther King and John F. Kennedy. This sorry state of affairs in an indictment of evangelical Christianity and MAGA politics.

As a progressive Latino who lives on a fixed income and hates fascism, I do not mourn the death of Charlie Kirk, I mourn the death of our democracy symbolized by the glorification of a conservative agitator.

Bob Vylan: ‘RIP Charlie Kirk, You Piece of Shi*’

The Sex Pistols, a seminal punk band of the 70’s, caused controversy through profanity and anti-establishment stances. In 1977 they released “God Save the Queen”, which attacked the monarchy during the Queen’s Silver Jubilee.

“God save the Queen,

The fascist regime.

God save the Queen,

She ain’t no human being.”

For an English punk group to attack the Queen in the 70’s is analogous to a 60’s American rock group attacking John F. Kennedy.

We need the punk aesthetic more than ever, thank God the English punk duo Bob Vylan assumed the mantle of the Sex Pistols. Through their lyrics they fight fascism in England, Israel, and the USA.

Bob Vylan is no stranger to controversy, at the 2025 Glastonbury Festival, they called out to the crowd: “Fuck the IDF.” The chant drew criticism from mainstream media, resulting in the group being banned from numerous music venues.

Bob Vylan called Charlie Kirk “an absolute piece of shit of a human being” while performing in Amsterdam. The frontman shouted from the stage: “The pronouns was/were. Cause if you chat shit you will get banged. Rest in peace Charlie Kirk, you piece of shit.”

Bob Vylan made the statements in the context of a punk concert; nobody should expect punk rockers to speak the language of diplomacy.

If you are outraged at the genocide of the Palestinian people and alarmed at the deification of a racist piece of shit, you should support Bob Vylan by buying their albums.

I Don’t Mourn the Assassination of Charlie Kirk

Charlie Kirk MAGA activist, right-wing podcast host, white Christian Nationalist, co-founder of Turning Point USA, and Trump fluffer was shot and killed by a sniper while participating in a “Prove Me Wrong” debate at Utah Valley University.

The fascist-in chief, Donald Trump, paid tribute to the slain conservative activist in a Truth Social post, writing: “The Great, and even Legendary, Charlie Kirk is dead.”

Trump has stocked his cabinet and administration with imbeciles, racists, and extremist conservatives, and he reserves his most lofty praise and adulation for dictators like Russian President Valdimir Putin, the Supreme Leader of North Korea Kim Jong Un, Hungarian Prime Minister Viktor Orban and the President of El Salvador Nayib Bukele.

Therefore, if Trump lavished praise on Charlie Kirk, you can rest assured that he was a fascist jerk.

Kirk was a huge supporter of the Second Amendment, and in 2023 he said:  “It’s worth it to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year, so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God-given rights.” Kirk, like most evangelicals, also believed in the “God-given right” of Israel to commit genocide.

It’s poetic justice that Kirk was gunned down as he was answering a question about mass shootings in America. I condemn political violence and I’m not rejoicing at his death, but I am not going to pretend that I am in sorrow. Good riddance to bad trash.

Donald Trump directed that United States flags be lowered to half-mast as a tribute to Charlie Kirk.  American flags should be flown at half-mast to mourn the fact that we live in a fascist state that honors moral scum like Kirk.