Donald Trump’s toxic personality and virulent rhetoric are accelerating his ageing process; the septuagenarian is falling apart before our eyes. From the shockingly thin hair on top of his head to his humongous cankles, he is the picture of deterioration, decay and decline. The hideous tyrant would be well-advised never to leave home without wearing a cap and he would be better off exchanging his classic dress shoes for cowboy boots.
The president stunned the nation with his ghastly drooping facial expression when he was commemorating the 24th anniversary of the 9/11 attacks at the Pentagon. Trump is literally and figurately full of shit, and we are accustomed to his droopy drawers, but his droopy facial expression caught us by surprise.
The Dear Leader’s pronounced drooping on one side of his face sparked rumors that he suffered a mini stroke. Trump’s dreadful drooping face came after concerns over his health last month over his weeklong absence from the public eye.
Droopy Don is free to meander inside the White House and disturb his family and staffers with his god-awful appearance, but with the exception of Halloween, he should not venture outside where he will frighten the horses and terrify the electorate.
And for the love of God Droopy Don should stay away from the roof of the White House, that spectacle would be more frightening than the Hunchback of Notre Dame ringing the bell.