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Trump Ends Daily Coronavirus Briefings, Blaming the Media

Every day for the past month Donald Trump held a press briefing on the coronavirus pandemic. The daily ritual soon developed a familiar formula: the scientists and physicians on the coronavirus response team would update the public on the status of the fight against the virus and instruct the public on steps we could take to flatten the curve, and then Trump would take the podium to contradict and refute them, berate the reporters and heap praise upon himself.

In spite of the nonsense Trump spouted and the fake cures that he promoted, we put up with Trump’s narcissism to listen to the advice and information provided by the preeminent coronavirus expert in the world, Dr. Anthony Fauci and the other physicians on the team.

And then came that fateful day when Trump went too far and suggested that injected a coronavirus patient with disinfectants might cure him. Trump was universally ridiculed and criticized, even by some Republican politicians and pundits.

Finally, Trump’s aides who had been cajoling and pleading with him to end his daily briefings prevailed, and he stopped having daily coronavirus briefings. Did the thick-headed egomaniac finally see a relation between his nose-diving poll numbers and his boastful and bitter performances at these daily briefings?

Of course, Trump blamed the media for ending his daily briefings, tweeting:

“What is the purpose of having White House News Conferences when the Lamestream Media asks nothing but hostile questions, & then refuses to report the truths or facts accurately. They get record ratings, & the American people get nothing but Fake News. Not worth the time and effort!”

The perfect solution would have been for the daily coronavirus briefings to continue without Trump, but he sees himself as the only person worth listening to and put a stop to the whole thing.

Trump loves the spotlight too much and I’m predicting that before long he will resume the daily briefings. For a few minutes of meaningful information and valuable advice from the experts, we will once again have to put up with the interminable bloviating from the orange buffoon.

Can You Imagine Trump Revealing That Extraterrestrials Are Real?

On Monday, the Pentagon released three videos depicting UFO’s executing flying maneuvers that defy the laws of physics. Some people are wondering if the government is preparing us for the greatest reveal in human history: extraterrestrials are real and they’ve made contact with us.

When our president is suggests that injecting or swallowing disinfectants may kill the coronavirus, naturally we all hope there’s intelligent life somewhere in the universe.

According to Wikipedia The Milky Way contains between 100 and 400 billion stars and at least 100 billion planets, you don’t have to be a rocket scientist to deduce that there’s probably intelligent extraterrestrial beings.

I’m praying that extraterrestrials will never make contact with us, because if an alien says “take me to your leader” and we introduce him to grotesquely obese Donald Trump with his urine-colored hair and mouth that looks like a sphincter, he may just destroy our planet.

I don’t think the Pentagon has proof that extraterrestrials have visited our planet, because Trump wouldn’t be able to keep his mouth shut. If Trump had proof that extraterrestrials are real can you imagine him at his next press conference:

My fellow Americans, I will soon make the most important announcement in history. No king, president or dictator has ever made such a huge and mindboggling proclamation as I will make sometime before the election. When I make this bigly revelation, I will win in the biggest landslide in American history.  

Trump Cultists, Go Ahead and Put Down the Kool-Aid and Swallow the Lysol

By virtue of the fact that Donald Trump is the President of the United States and the Leader of the Free World, we can’t dismiss out-of-hand every toxic tweet, incoherent statement and rambling speech.

But by the same token we’d be foolish to accept his every utterance as the Gospel truth worthy of serious consideration.

Old age, mental illness and just plain ugliness have taken a toll on the mind of the stable genius and he would be well-advised to carefully weigh his words and whenever possible stick to a prepared statement. Needless to say, a statement prepared by an aide who still has control of his mental faculties.

We all know how Trump rolls: he speaks without a filter and utters whatever vile, racist or idiotic thought has been germinating in his addled mind.

So, when Trump suggested to the scientists and physicians on his coronavirus response team that they should look into the possibility that injecting a person with disinfectant might kill the coronavirus, I just said to myself: There goes the fucking moron speaking out of his ass again.

Trying to make sense out of Trump’s vain babblings makes as much sense as trying to capture his farts in a bottle so they can be used as the main ingredient in perfume.

Unfortunately, Trump’s white evangelical base treats his every speech as the Sermon on the Mount, and his cultists are doubtless putting down their cups of Kool-Aid and looking under their kitchen sinks for disinfectant to inject or swallow. The world will end for these religious fanatics not with a bang or a whimper, but a gasp.

Rosie O’Donnell Believes Trump Will Lose in a Landslide, She’s Wrong! Dead Wrong!

“I think November we’re going to be a landslide and take Donald Trump out, that’s what I have to believe. I firmly believe that the heart of the nation is bigger than his mental illness and people will rise to the occasion and vote him out.”

Rosie O’Donnell

O’Donnell and Trump have engaged in a decade-long feud, which precedes Trump’s career in politics. This long-simmering feud will occasionally boil over on Twitter to the entertainment of us all.

When the former talk show host and comedian says that she believes Trump will lose in a landslide it’s a product of wishful thinking more than anything else.

The fact is that landslide presidential victories are a thing of the past, our nation is bitterly divided on ideological grounds and a few thousand votes in a few counties in battleground states will decides who wins.

Trump is the worst president in history and in a normal world he would lose in a landslide, but we aren’t living in a sane world. There’s a better chance than not that the buffoonish and racist septuagenarian will defeat the kindhearted but Alzheimer’s impaired challenger.

The fact is that the heart of the nation isn’t bigger than Trump’s mental illness, there are too many white evangelicals who are as spiritually and mentally as their false messiah.

Trump will only lose if every Democrat votes and encourages their friends and family members to vote as well.

Trump Cultists Willing to Sacrifice the Elderly and Open the Economy in the Middle of Coronavirus Pandemic to Help Him Win Reelection

Cult leaders are usually young, virile, eloquent and handsome men who project power and authority and every smooth word they utter is accepted as Gospel by their followers.

Donald Trump is neither young nor virile and his face with a bulbous nose, sphincter-shaped mouth and orange complexion is repulsive and frightening but every incoherent and nonsensical statement that he utters is accepted as Gospel by his white evangelical sycophants.

Having a cult leader as commander-in-chief during a time of peace and prosperity was unnerving and unsettling, but having Trump in charge during a pandemic is absolutely horrifying.

Trump followers are effectively cult members and they won’t be swayed from supporting their Dear Leader for any reason. Before they became MAGA nutjobs white evangelicals were already conditioned to accept the ranting and ravings of televangelists as the Gospel, therefore it’s not surprising that they accept everything their false Messiah says as Gospel regardless how fantastical and incoherent his comments may appear to a normal person.

During a crisis cult members depend upon and trust their cult leader more than ever, and they are willing to open the economy at the urging of their leader in the middle of a pandemic. They are more than willing to sacrifice the elderly and other vulnerable citizens in order to save the economy and help the reelection prospects of their Messiah.

For Trump cultists what’s good for Trump is good for the country and if you challenge his medically unsound policies you are fighting against God.

It’s clear that we are fighting the coronavirus as well as the more insidious infection of Trumpism. Things will not return to any semblance of normalcy until with defeat Trumpism and COVID-19

Stubborn Socialist Bernie Sanders Needs to Accept Reality and Quit Now!

In the cable news networks there’s saturation coverage of the coronavirus pandemic, and even some of the commercials are corona-themed.

It’s easy to forget that the Democratic primaries still haven’t concluded, although Joe Biden has an insurmountable delegate lead.

It’s even easier to forget that the stubborn socialist Bernie Sanders still hasn’t conceded and many Democrats fear that there will be a replay of the 2016 election when Sanders cost Hillary Clinton the election by his late exit and late endorsement.

Sanders insists that he has a narrow path to the nomination, but he refuses to say what it is. Let’s be clear, Sanders has a snowball’s chance in hell of securing the nomination, his narrow path is Biden dying before the general election.

Whoopi Goldberg, God bless her soul, grilled the stubborn SOB on “The View,” pressing him to explain how he could still capture the nomination. He avoided giving her an answer, instead weakly arguing that “people in a democracy have a right to vote and have a right to vote for the agenda that they think can work for America.

Earth to Bernie: The people have already voted. The electorate has already spoken. Biden has trounced Sanders in almost every primary since the South Carolina contest and Sanders trails Biden in every single national poll.

Give it up you stubborn socialist scum! In this corona pandemic crisis, you are needed in the Senate and not wasting your time on the campaign trail.

Trump’s Tasteless ‘Models’ Joke at Coronavirus Briefing

Donald Trump’s daily coronavirus briefings are so chock full of self-aggrandizement, faux-science, berating of reporters and condemnation of politicians who don’t praise him sufficiently, that it’s easy to miss some of his outrageous comments.

For example, the stable genius joked about being “involved in” models during a coronavirus briefing. Trump’s inappropriate quip came while he was commenting on the number of people who would die from COVID-19:

“The models show hundreds of thousands of people are going to die and you know hat I want to do? I want to come way under the model. The professionals did the models and I was never involved in a model. At least this kind of a model.”

Only a commander-in-chief who is totally clueless about the gravity of the pandemic that has the possibility of killing hundred of thousands of Americans would make such a tasteless joke.

Trump has been involved with plenty of models, porn stars and Playboy bunnies, in fact his wife is a former model, but now isn’t the time to remind a worried public about his shallowness.

Even Mike Pence, who is an evangelical Christian, and who usually treats every bit of nonsense that emanates from Trump’s sphincter-shaped mouth as the Gospel failed to smile or nod in agreement at his vile joke.

This tasteless joke highlights the fact that it’s time for CNN and MSNBC stop airing Trump’s daily coronavirus briefings in their entirety, they should only air the highlights, namely the comments by Dr. Anthony Fauci.

Trump’s Silver Hair Shocks the World

You don’t have to be a professional caricature artist to draw a recognizable picture of Donald Trump. Even a child can color his face pumpkin-orange, paint his hair urine-yellow and make his mouth look like an arsehole. The only problem may be to find a page big enough to draw the morbidly obese buffoon.

The other day I tuned into Trump’s daily press briefing and I got he sense that there was something different about him. His complexion was still a ridiculous shade of orange and his mouth still looked like a sphincter, but his hair didn’t look like he had just undergone a golden showers orgy with Russian hookers.

Trump’s signature urine-colored wispy hair was now a subdued silver shade. His new hair color matches his somber tone; the stable genius finally realizes that the coronavirus is an existential threat.

But don’t get used to it, the histrionics will return and so will his urine-colored hair. His base loves him just the way he is: a clown who looks and acts the part.

Trump’s Disgusting Coronavirus Bill Photo Op

We have weeks and months to go before we win the war against the coronavirus pandemic and the devastation its wreaked on our economy.

On Friday Donald Trump signed a $2 trillion emergency bill into law that aims to mitigate the devastating effect the virus is having on our economy.

Needless to say, the signing wasn’t a somber and understated affair, Trump turned it into a photo op, and he posted an image on his Twitter account with the caption: We are marshalling the full power of government and society to achieve victory over the virus. Together, we will endure, we will prevail and we will WIN!

Indeed, it took the full power of government, Republicans and Democrats to craft this landmark legislation, but Trump didn’t invite Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi or Democratic Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer or any other Democrat to the signing ceremony.

For the photo op, the stable genius sat in the Oval Office with 15 people, all Republican and almost all old white men, close behind him and each other. I guess a photo op that Trump can use to advance his political career takes precedence over setting a good example by practicing social distancing.

Trump Visits Norfolk to See Off Hospital Ship Comfort Despite Travel Warnings

Despite repeated warnings from authorities against non-essential travel during the coronavirus pandemic, Donald Trump flew to Virginia on Saturday to bid bon voyage to the US Navy ship USNS Comfort as it departs for the epicenter of the virus in the United States, New York City.

Trump flying to Norfolk for a photo op is the epitome of non-essential travel, he could have simply tweeted the hospital ship bon voyage instead of travelling hundreds of miles to “kiss it goodbye.”

The physicians, nurses, anesthesiologists, orderlies, x-ray technicians and other medical staff onboard the Comfort are desperately needed in the Big Apple, and it’s crying shame if their departure from Norfolk is delayed even for a few minutes for a Trump photo-op.

A morbidly obese septuagenarian with an underlying heart condition is the last person on Earth who should be engaging in non-essential travel.

As president of the United States Trump should be setting an example for everyone by sheltering-in-place at the White House. Most Americans are doing their patriotic duty by staying home during the coronavirus crisis in their modest homes, it’s not unreasonable to expect the stable genius to remain in his White House mansion.

Trump engaging in non-essential travel begs the question: is anything the freaking moron does essential? Wouldn’t we be better off, especially during a global pandemic, if Trump simply disappeared?

Without His MAGA Rallies What’s Going to Happen to Trump?

The coronavirus pandemic has changed life as we know it, the new normal is empty sports arenas, concert halls, church buildings and no more political rallies.

All of a sudden, we live in a world without crowds. That’s a difficult adjustment for the average American, but it’s a devastating challenge for a cult leader who feeds off the energy of his MAGA crowds. After holding hundreds of rallies during the 2016 campaign and nearly 100 more since he was elected, Trump now realizes that it’s medical malpractice and political suicide to hold a MAGA rally during the coronavirus pandemic.

Trump needs MAGA rallies, he craves the validation and they’re the only places where he can bask in the pure unadulterated love from his devotees.

Trump is a toxic brew of racism, misogyny, homophobia and xenophobia, and he needs to vent his hatred to a crowd reception to such poison. Without his rallies he will shrivel and may die of a stroke or heart attack.

Without his adoring crowds Trump is like a televangelist without a crowd to pass the collection plates to, or a rock star playing in an empty venue without groupies throwing their panties on the stage. Without his crowds Trump is just an ugly billionaire with nobody to take his ridiculous and racist rhetoric seriously.

Let’s hope that the lack of MAGA rallies will deprive Trump of the oxygen he needs to thrive and prosper, and that he won’t have enough energy to win the general election.

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Trump Sparks Outrage by Calling Coronavirus the ‘Chinese Virus’

The United States will be powerfully supporting those industries, like Airlines and others, that are particularly affected by the Chinese Virus. We will be stronger than ever before!

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In a time of crisis Americans look to their president for words of comfort, consolation and confidence that there’s light at the end of the tunnel.

During a pandemic the president should defer to scientists and physicians to explain in detail how we should behave in order to survive.

At every step of the way Donald Trump has contradicted the medical experts that he chose as his team to deal with the coronavirus crisis. As a result, most Americans tune out the stable genius, and look to the experts for answers.

In this ill-advised tweet Trump is reassuring the corporations most affected by the coronavirus that he will support them, instead of reassuring a public terrified of the virus, and concerned about how they will pay the mortgage and buy food if they are unable to go to work. Trump cares more about Wall Street than he does about Main Street, and never mind the inner cities.

It is blatantly racist and xenophobic to label the coronavirus the “Chinese Virus”. It is implying that Chinese are genetically susceptible to viruses; this virus originated in China but it could have originated in Africa, Europe or America. The coronavirus isn’t a Chinese virus, it’s a worldwide virus that will be wiped out only if Chinese, Europeans, Arabs and Americans band together to confront their common enemy.

Trump is right in stating that we will be stronger together, but no thanks to the racism, misinformation and buffoonery emanating from his Twitter feed.

Trump Says He Tested Negative for the Coronavirus? Do You Believe Him?

President Donald Trump has tested negative for the coronavirus, according to a statement from the White House.

Trump took the test Friday after coming into recent contact with two individuals who have tested positive for the virus.

Remember, last year the White House physician declared the morbidly obese president with heart disease to be in “very good health” after he underwent a physical exam at Walter Reed National Military Medical Center.

After over three years and over 15,000 lies emanating from the White House, can we believe any statement released by the Trump administration?

I wouldn’t be surprised if Trump actually tested positive for the coronavirus, after all a 73-year old obese man with a pre-existing condition is susceptible to falling prey to viruses.

Trump is such a narcissist that he would be too embarrassed to admit that a “macho” man like him fell prey to the coronavirus, and he wouldn’t be concerned at all about infecting those around him.

It’s a sad state of affairs when we can’t trust the president in a time of crisis because he’s such a pathological liar.

Selfish and Stupid White Evangelicals Will Celebrate National Day of Prayer by Flocking to Churches to Pray Away the Coronavirus

White evangelicals have been practicing social distancing since time immemorial, they will cross over to the other side of the street if they see a stereotypically gay man approaching them. They don’t want to come within 60 yards, never mind six feet, from feminists, immigrants, gays and lesbians, and people of color.

But they don’t believe social distancing when it comes to each other. Evangelicals are making a pilgrimage to the movies to see Lionsgate’s Christian movie, “I Still Believe”, making it the number one movie in the country. The faithful believe prayer and Purell will protect them from the coronavirus.

Donald Trump, the stable genius, declared March 15, 2020 a National Day of Prayer and millions of white evangelicals will selfishly congregate in crowds of hundreds and thousands in churches, disregarding common sense and spreading the coronavirus.

The coronavirus is no respecter of persons, it infects atheists, Muslims, Jews and Christians of all stripes, especially when they congregate in confined spaces. Brandishing a giant Bible, speaking in tongues and being full of the Holy Ghost ain’t going to protect you from the coronavirus.

I won’t heed the call of the False Messiah, and I won’t be attending church this Sunday. Thoughts and prayers are ineffectual against viruses and bacteria, the best way to fight the coronavirus is by avoiding large crowds, abstaining from shaking hands, and washing your hands religiously.

There’s a Special Place in Hell for Roger Stone, Donald Trump and White Evangelicals Who Support Them

Roger Stone, longtime Trump confidant, was convicted was convicted on seven counts, including witness tampering and lying to investigators and sentenced to 40 months in a federal prison.

When you’re 67-years-old a 40-month sentence may very well encompass the rest of your life, so perhaps for the first time in his life the amoral political trickster is contemplating his spiritual state or at least pretending to do so.  

He is free pending consideration of a motion he filed for a new trial, and instead of attending orgies the one-time swinger has been attending an evangelical church.

“I feel pretty good because I’ve taken Jesus Christ as my personal savior,” Stone said in his first on-camera interview since his sentencing. I’ve heard of jail house conversions, but this is a pre-jail house conversion. Stone is pretending to be an evangelical in hopes that Trump’s fanatical evangelical base will lobby their false Messiah to pardon him.

The Machiavellian political strategist also vouched for the genuineness of Trump’s faith:

“I think Trump has been forgiven for anything he did wrong. I think we all have. And I think he’s a different person. I think he is steadfast in his faith. I don’t think he could do this job if he was not.”

Stone’s theology is suspect, before a sinner can be forgiven, he must repent, and Trump has famously declared that he doesn’t need to repent because he’s done nothing wrong.

Anyway, Stone testifying to the sincerity of Trump’s faith is like a prostitute vouching for the chastity of a friend who works in the same brothel.

I’m not a theologian but I’m betting that there’s a special place reserved in hell for amoral bastards like Trump, Stone and white evangelicals who support them.

Trump Campaign Website Selling ‘Woke’ Merchandise as Part of Outreach to Black Voters

Woke: A word currently used to describe ‘consciousness’ and being aware of the truth behind things ‘the man’ doesn’t want you to know i.e. classism, racism, and any other social injustices. The term comes from a genuine place but is becoming overused. People mainly use it to sound like deep thinkers when they are really just following a trend.

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The word “woke” often appears online as a hashtag on black Twitter and other liberal outposts. In real life people use this improper word in an incorrect tense and inappropriate context to appear hip, when in reality they are exposing themselves as pretentious poseurs. I short, anybody who uses the trendy word “woke” is a freaking zombie who needs to wake the hell up and smell the coffee.

Speaking of clueless zombies, Donald Trump’s official campaign website is selling “Woke” hats as part of an outreach to the black community. This is a sign that the word “woke” has completed its evolution from cool to pretentious to totally uncool, and should be banished.

How ironic that the same racist rednecks who wear MAGA hats may soon be wearing Woke hats.

Wake me up from this nightmare!

Patriots Must Vote in Such Large Numbers That Trump and Trumpism are Defeated Once and For All

President Donald Trump has repeatedly teased that he may blow off the two-term limit for presidents that was officially added to the Constitution through the 22nd amendment in 1951.

Trump has autocratic tendencies and it’s not surprising that he fantasizes about being president-for-life. A second Trump term would deal a debilitating blow to our democracy, and any subsequent terms would transform our democracy into a dictatorship.

Fortunately, for the sake of our republic and our collective mental health there’s almost no chance that the grotesquely obese septuagenarian would live through a third term.

Demographics also argue against a second or third Trump term, people of color who are adamantly opposed to his racist policies are a growing part of the population and conservative Republicans are a dying breed. The future is Democratic blue, Republicans see the writing on the wall, and that’s why they are seeing red.

However, there’s a good chance that Trump may win reelection this November and it’s incumbent upon decent and patriotic Americans to vote in such large numbers that Trump and Trumpism are defeated once and for all.

Trump Tied With Obama as the Most Admired Man in America

“For the first time ever, President Donald Trump tied with his predecessor, Barack Obama, as the most admired man in America this year, according to the annual poll from Gallup. 2019 marks Obama’s 12th year at the top of the list, tying him with former president Dwight Eisenhower.

Trump has never before topped the list, which is compiled by asking Americans to name which living man and woman they admire most. The question is open-ended.”

Yahoo News

Donald Trump tied with Barack Obama as the most admired man in America.

This isn’t a headline from the satirical publication “The Onion” and the poll wasn’t conducted by the Trump-friendly “Rasmussen Reports” but by the highly respected “Gallup” company.

What can we glean from this headline other than the hoofbeats of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse are deafening?

The incumbent U.S. president is usually the choice for America’s most admired living man, even if he is a racist, ignorant and blithering idiot like Trump. Out of 72 prior polls, the incumbent president has placed first 58 times.

Hopefully, Americans will come to their senses in 2020 and Trump won’t be reelected and he will completely disappear from this poll.

The results of this poll speak of the intellectual laziness of Americans, by default they name the current occupant of the White House as the man they admire the most without contemplating if he’s had a positive or negative impact on society.

This poll also reflects the undying loyalty of Trump supporters, they would vote for the short-fingered vulgarian as the most admired living man even if Jesus Christ returned and lived in Idaho.

You’d think that an amoral buffoon like Trump would be thrilled that he’s tied with Obama as the most admired man in America, but I’m sure he’s furious that he can’t overcome the legacy of his predecessor.

Donald Trump Tweets ‘Impeach the Pres’ Amen!

“Just out: MEDIAN HOUSEHOLD INCOME IS AT THE HIGHEST POINT EVER, EVER, EVER! How about saying it this way, IN THE HISTORY OF OUR COUNTRY! Also, MORE PEOPLE WORKING TODAY IN THE USA THAN AT ANY TIME IN HISTORY! Tough numbers for the Radical Left Democrats to beat! Impeach the Pres.”


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Donald Trump’s Twitter feed is a toxic cesspool of narcissism, obscenity, buffoonery, racism and deceit, but every once once in a blue moon a kernel of truth is embedded in the crap emanating from his diseased mind.

On Tuesday the stable genius signed off a rambling message about the US median income with the tagline “Impeach the Pres.” Trump has basically impeached himself by publicly calling on China to dig up dirt on Joe Biden, and maybe this was a Freudian slip, and not sarcasm. Could it be that deep inside Trump realizes that he’s committed a litany of crimes and ethical lapses worthy of impeachment?


Spineless Republican congressional leaders are terrified to speak truth to power and criticize any of Trump’s impeachable offenses, and they don’t make a move unless they are convinced that that fearless leader would approve. Inadvertently or otherwise Trump has given them the opening to call for his impeachment, or to at least call him out for his treasonous behavior.

“Impeach the Pres.” is a chant that should be repeated on Twitter and other social media platforms, cable TV news outlets, blog posts by Democrats, Independents and Republicans.

The electorate should shout out “Impeach the Pres” until the House approves articles of impeachment, and the Senate removes Trump from office.

Barack Obama, Not Donald Trump Dominates Twitter’s List of Most Re-Tweeted Posts of 2017

“As 2017 winds down, President Donald Trump continues to make headlines via his active Twitter account on a near-daily basis. But for all his furious posting, the tweeter-in-chief failed to make Twitter`s lists of most-liked and most-retweeted posts of 2017.

So who did take the No. 1 slots? Those prizes, announced Tuesday, went to former President Barack Obama and-interestingly enough-a teenager on a quest for chicken nuggets.

Former President Barack Obama had the most-liked tweet of the year. His post in response to the white nationalist rally in Charlottesville this summer received 4.6 million likes. Another tweet, which he shared after Senator John McCain`s brain cancer diagnosis was made public, received more than 2 million likes, making it the third most-liked of 2017.

Obama was also responsible for three of the ten most-retweeted tweets of the year. The Charlottesville tweet came in at No. 2, with 1.7 million retweets.”

Fortune

When historians and biographers weigh in on the Donald Trump administration, they will pay scant notice to his ghostwritten books, but they will parse every word in his tweets.

Trump is primarily known for two things: Pussy grabbing and firing off tweets. He starts of each morning, not with prayer or meditation, but with a vitriolic tweet.

You`d think the septuagenarian Tweeter-in-Chief would dominate Twitter`s list of most-liked and most-retweeted posts of 2017.

But it`s another president, the erudite and diplomatic Barack Obama who`s well-represented in Twitter`s list of most-retweeted posts of 2017. This is in spite of the fact that Twitter is tailor-made for grammatically-challenged wicked dimwits.

It should be noted that Obama has 97 million Twitter followers to Trump`s 44 million. Obama rarely tweets while Trump tweets almost as often as he farts, proving that quality is better than quantity.

Trump`s incoherent and nasty tweets may get him impeached or trigger World War III, but Obama`s sincere and uplifting tweets are a promise that America will survive the execrable Trump administration.

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http://fortune.com/2017/12/05/donald-trump-twitter-tweets-most-2017/

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New Restaurant Opens in Iraq: Trump Fish

“A Donald Trump-themed restaurant-one that`s not owned by the president-elect himself-just opened in the heart of Iraqi Kurdistan. Called Trump Fish, its specialty is carp, which comes grilled or fried.

Local businessman Nadyar Zawiti picked the name after hearing Trump`s promises to arm Kurdish forces to help defeat ISIS, he told CNN.”

Slate

The Trump-themed restaurant is a homage, not a mockery, Kurds love the blowhard billionaire almost as much as the Russians, because of his promises to arm Kurdish forces.

I have better choices for the specialty of the house:

Orange Roughy

This would be perfect, an orange fish that belongs to the slimeball family. What is Trump if not an orange slimeball?

Puffer Fish

This toxic fish defends itself by filling its elastic stomach with water (or air when outside water) until it`s much larger and imposing. Another perfect choice — Trump is toxic and full of hot air.

Jellyfish

A marine creature that doesn`t have a brain or a sexual organ? Perfect description of micro-penis Trump.

Seafood doesn`t have a long shelf life, customers of Trump fish would be well-advised not to bring any doggie bags home. Trump doesn`t have a long shelf life either, he`s not president yet, and I`m already sick and tired of his buffoonery.

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Outrage: Donald Trump Receives Standing Ovation at a Christian Church! Video!

“President-elect Donald Trump and future first lady Melania Trump received a standing ovation Christmas Eve when they arrived unannounced at a church service.

Trump attended a Christmas Eve church service at the Episcopal Church of Bethesda-by-the-Sea, a historic church just a short drive from his Mar-a-Lago Estate in South Florida.

They sat in the fourth row, with secret service agents seated in the rows in front of him and behind, according to the Palm Beach Post.”

Daily Caller

The President-elect should be treated cordially whenever he makes a public appearance, whether it`s at a sporting event, political rally or a church service.
But for Trump to be greeted with a raucous cheers and a standing ovation at a Christian church is an abomination and an affront to the Almighty.

Trump`s life is the antithesis of Christianity — he embodies the seven deadly sins: Lust, gluttony, greed, laziness, wrath, envy and pride.

Even the devil himself should be welcomed at a Christian church, but to treat Trump like the Messiah is exceedingly unseemly and sacrilegious.

It`s manifest, even to a non-religious person, that the Episcopal Church of Bethesda-by-the-Sea worships worldly success and celebrity, and not Jesus Christ.

My guess is that the only person this church would welcome more warmly is the Antichrist himself.

Read more: http://dailycaller.com/2016/12/25/trump-receives-standing-ovation-at-christmas-eve-church-service-video/#ixzz4Tz5AZgfp

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