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Evil Pumpkin Head Donald Trump Calls Bruce Springsteen a ‘Dried Out Old Prune’

Donald Trump, the former reality show star, craves the adulation of rock stars, but most of the entertainers who support him are aging, washed-up pop stars like Kid Rock, Black Nazis like Kanye West, calcified country crooners like Billy Ray Cyrus and notorious misogynists and accused child molesters like Ted Nugent.

Bruce Springsteen is an icon, a legend and still a superstar at 75 years-old, and he will never disgrace himself by praising the steaming pile of human excrement known as Donald Trump.

To the contrary, the Boss called the Trump administration corrupt, incompetent, and treasonous. On his tour opening show in Manchester, U.K. he urged his audience to fight against Trump’s fascism:

“Tonight, we ask all who believe in democracy and the best of our American spirit to rise with us, raise your voices and stand with us against authoritarianism and let freedom ring.”

Trump responded to Springsteen’s withering attack by calling him a “dried out old prune.” The rock legend is four years younger than Trump, is in excellent physical and mental health and his concerts typically run for about three hours. That doesn’t seem like a dried out old prune to me.

Trump on the other hand, looks like a decaying Jack-o’-lantern pumpkin that’s been tossed on the side of the road.

Trump would be well-advised to bask in the attention of losers like West and Nugent, and not to tangle with winners like Bruce Springsteen.

Of Childhood, Rocky Road Candy Bars and a Wonderful Sister

My father was a sheet metal worker earning a subsistence wage, and my mother stayed at home to take care of her five children. I listened with envy when my classmates gushed over where they spent their summer vacations. We lived in Daly City, just outside of San Francisco, and for us a vacation meant an all-day bus pass to visit the familiar landmarks of the City by the Bay.

When we were in elementary school my siblings and I received a candy bar in lieu of an allowance. Although we complained about not getting money, we were nonetheless grateful for the rare delicacy. I savored every scrumptious bite of that Hershey’s milk chocolate bar, Nestle Crunch milk chocolate and crisped rice candy bar or a Rocky Road chewy marshmallow confection.

Ironically, though I can now afford to buy a boatload of candy, due to my history of diabetes I rarely eat any. For my birthday, my sister Jackie usually sends me a package of my favorite candy bar, Rocky Road. As a child there were only two varieties of Rocky Road, the original milk chocolate, and the mint. But the packages my sister sends me include many varieties, the original milk chocolate version, mint, s’mores, and even dark chocolate with sea salt.

For a glorious moment I’m no longer a senior citizen worried about obesity or diabetes but a hungry child with a ravenous appetite, and in just a couple of days I consume every delectable Rocky Road candy bar.

Trump: ‘I Know Words, the Best Words’

“I know words, I know the best words.”

Donald Trump

Trump is a functionally illiterate person averse to reading anything more substantial than editorials in conservative publications praising his administration. He does not have the attention span or intellect to read even the CliffsNotes of the great works of literature.

This ignorant narcissist can nevertheless boast that he has written about a dozen books. Of course, every book in his canon was ghostwritten.

Trump knows words, the best words that are the lexicon of elementary school children. Like most children he loves superlatives and generously sprinkles his speeches with them.

Like most kindergartners he has a penchant for fixating on words and phrases, whether it is “tariffs”, “build the wall” or “MAGA.”

And like most toddlers he often makes up his nonsensical words like “covfefe”, and he considers himself a genius for inventing them.

Trump’s favorite word is “Trump;” squirts scribble their names on walls and etch their names on furniture and Trump loves to Sharpie his John Hancock on important documents and name buildings after himself.

The moron took credit for creating a new word while blathering about lowering drug prices — a word (equalize) that’s been in the English language for centuries.

“Basically, what we’re doing is equalizing. There’s a new word that I came up with, which is probably the best word.”

 I know words, the best words, the most wonderful words in the world, and the word that best fits Trump is moron!

MAGA Terrified of Statue of Black Woman in Times Square

There are two permanent statues in Times Square: Father Francis P. Duffy and Geroge M. Cohan. A temporary statue of a Black woman, “Grounded in the Stars” was recently installed, and it has generated instant controversy.

I doubt any opinion pieces have been written about the Duffy and Cohan statues, but everybody has an opinion about the new work of art.

The giant 12-foot-tall bronze sculpture depicts a young heavyset Black woman, with braided hair, standing with hands on her hips, as she gazes into the open space.

MAGA cultists, have their panties in a twist over the sculpture created by British artist Thomas J. Price. They are more terrified of a sculpture of a Black woman than they are of a statue of a goat-head Baphomet or one of Chairman Mao wearing his trademark Mao suit and a cap with a 5-pointed red star sewn on to the front.

The hands on her hips denote confidence, the faraway look speaks of a contemplative spirit, the braided hair represents pride in her heritage, the T-shirt and pants outfit signifies a down-to-earth quality that resonates with most of the tourists who visit Times Square.

Of course, Trumpers are terrified of a confident and contemplative Black woman, especially when she stands 12-foot tall. They know that she is not going to put up with any of their racist bullshit.

The only thing I do not like about the sculpture is that it is temporary, it should be permanently installed.

Donald Trump Channels Marie Antoinette

I imagine Donald Trump had hundreds of dolls i.e., action figures to play with as a child. We know that the Manhattan Trump Tower had an entire floor for Barron Trump’s toys, including a Mercedes Benz, electric toy car, which had the logo and a license plate reading ‘BARRON’.

The manchild with doll hands still has dolls on his mind. In response to warning that his tariffs will lead to empty store shelves, Trump said: “Maybe children will have two dolls instead of 30 dolls, you know, and maybe the two dolls will cost a couple of bucks more than they would normally.”

Trump grew up in a billionaires’ milieu where every young girl has dozens of dolls to play with, but if a working-class family were gifted 30 dolls, they would sell most of them on eBay to help pay the bills.

A disturbing image just came to me: the buffoon dressed in drag as Marie Antoinette saying, “let them eat cake, and let their daughters play with two dolls.”

Trump does not care how his tariffs will impact ordinary Americans, not only will they impact the price of toys made in China, but they will impact the price of houses, cars, furniture and just about every product imaginable.

All I need is one doll, a voodoo doll to represent Trump. I would insert a pin in his heart.

We know the fate that befell Marie Antoinette, Trump would be well-advised to reconsider his catastrophic tariffs war.

Trump Mocks Catholics by Posting AI Pic of Himself as Pope

Donald Trump is not a Roman Catholic, does not attend church regularly, is clueless about Catholic dogma and rituals, and he would mistake rosary beads for anal beads and the papal staff for a pimp stick.

Nevertheless, this sociopath heathen thought it would be humorous to post an AI-generated image on social media of himself seated in an ornate chair, dressed in white papal vestments and headdress.

The evangelicals’ orange messiah posted the pic just days after he said he would like to be the next pope.

The embodiment of the antichrist dressed as the pope, hilarious. I am not Catholic nor particularly religious, but I fail to see the humor.

The sacrilegious post elicited instant outrage from devout Catholics who consider Trump’s brand of humor a blatant insult to Catholics and a mockery of their faith.

But the MAGA faithful defend their Dear Leader, arguing that there is nothing wrong with him having a little harmless fun.

Vice President JD Vance, who is a Catholic, defended Trump for sharing the irreverent photo, writing in a social media post he is “fine with people telling jokes.”

Trump and Vance are the jokes, and they should keep their mouths shut when their critics post images of Trump dressed as a clown.

Lady in High Heels: ‘You Go Girl’ or “Bitch, Please!’

Stiletto heels, commonly known as “fuck me pumps” that exaggerate a sexual image are still extremely popular in this era of gender equality.

High heel shoes alter the alignment of the female form, causing the wearer to arch their back, thrust their boobs forward and elongate their legs. This ridiculous posture supposedly creates the appearance of a confident and poised woman, ready to take on the world.

When I see a woman wearing heels, I do not see a sexy and confident woman; I see an insecure bimbo who cares more about appearances than she does about wearing comfortable shoes that don’t negatively impact her back.

Anna Paulina Luna posted on X a list of six bills the Republican House has recently passed. She sat in a blazer and black trousers in front of an American flag, smiling while reading TIME magazine. She was wearing Christian Louboutin shoes with 5-inch heels that sell for around $845.

Bitch, please. It is obscene for a legislator to wear such expensive shoes. It is ridiculous for a powerful woman to feel the need to wear stiletto heels to emphasize her confidence and sexuality.

Trump is a Steaming Pile of Human Shit

The golden rule of those basking in their golden years is: Respect your elders.

I am a boomer, but I call bullshit on this hackneyed mantra. When I was a child and anyone in authority, be it a teacher, member of the clergy or my parents told me to revere my elders I nodded in agreement, even though I realized that most adults are not worthy of veneration.

Respect is a two-way street; it is not something that is bestowed automatically simply because someone is older. Respect must be earned, and I urge the younger generations to respect only those who treat them with respect and whose words and actions are worthy of admiration.

Case in point: Donald Trump

In deference to his prestigious office and advanced years should we treat Donald Trump with respect?

Does Trump treat anyone with respect? It’s a rhetorical question, everyone knows that he is vindictive towards his enemies, contemptuous of his allies, and disrespectful towards everyone who does not bow down before him.

Are Trump’s words and actions worthy of respect? Almost every word that emanates from his sphincter-shaped mouth is a lie, an obscenity or sheer lunacy. His every action is self-serving and calculated to enrich his bank accounts or burnish his brand.

Youngsters, please feel free to heap profanities on the steaming pile of human shit.

Donald Trump: ‘Vladimir, Stop’

“I am not happy with the Russian strikes on KYIV. Not necessary, and very bad timing. Vladimir Stop.

Donald Trump

Trump posted this plaintive plea after Putin launched one of the most damaging attacks on a Ukrainian city since it invaded its neighbor more than three years ago.

It came a day after Trump said he believed “Russia is ready” for a peace deal with Ukraine.

Of course, Trump thinks Russia is ready for a peace deal, after all he’s given Putin everything he wants, including conceding that Crimea belongs to Russia.

Trump is besotted with the Russian dictator, and he’s made many concessions on Ukraine’s behalf, while not asking for any concessions from him.

During his presidential campaign, the dealmaker-in-chief repeatedly bragged that he would end the war between Russia and Ukraine “in 24 hours” upon taking office. Almost one hundred days later and he’s ready to quit negotiations if there isn’t a deal in the next few days.

“Vladimir, stop,” is not a demand from a statesman in control of the negotiations, it’s a desperate plea from a weakling supplicant.

“Vladimir, stop,” is not what the putative Leader of the Free World tells a 3rd rate power who is mercilessly bombing a smaller nation.

“Vladimer, stop,” isn’t President Ronald Reagan instructing Mikhail Gorbachev to “tear down this wall.”

“Vladimir, stop,” is a desperate appeal from a weak and cowardly piece of garbage.

“Vladimir, stop,” is the embarrassing supplication that embodies the weakness and veniality of the Trump administration.

Racist GOP Congresswomen Vilify Rep. Al Green as a Pimp, a Boy and a Faker

Al Green is the representative from Texas’s 9th congressional district, throughout his congressional tenure, he has focused on issues impacting the poor and minorities such as fair housing, fair hiring practices and abortion rights.

Green, 77, has mobility issues and is seldom seen without his trademark cane. The human rights warrior waved his cane and shouted truth to power when President Donald Trump delivered a speech to a joint session of Congress in early March. Thank God someone had the moral integrity to interrupt Trump’s litany of lies and obscenities.

Green transformed his walking cane, a symbol of weakness and infirmity, into a symbol of power and strength. He reminded me of Moses waving his rod to part the Red Sea.

But fervent evangelical and MAGA firebrand Republican Rep. Lauren Boebert had a different take. She said Green didn’t need the cane to walk, adding the racist insult, “If that gold-plated cane isn’t a pimp cane, I don’t know what is.”

Recently GOP Rep. Diana Harshbarger said, “Boy, put that cane… He does not need that cane. That cane is a prop. I swear it’s not real. It may hold a gun inside.”

MAGA Republicans don’t even try to hide their blatant racism: they call an elderly statesman a “boy”, accuse him of faking his need for a cane, and imply he may be hiding a gun inside it.

We need a legion of courageous warriors like Green to speak truth to power and defeat the fascist Trump and his racist MAGA followers.

Trump’s Reaction to FSU Mass Shooting: ‘Things Like This Take Place’

“While speaking with reporters in the Oval Office, Donald Trump made his first public comments on the shooting. ‘It’s a shame. Horrible thing. Horrible thing. Things like this take place.’”

Yahoo.com

A shooter opened fire on campus at Florida State University, killing two people and injuring six others. Unfortunately, this is a sickening scenario that has become commonplace in high schools, universities, houses of worship, concert venues and almost anywhere that people congregate in public.

When such senseless acts of violence take place, reporters ask the president, who is supposed to be the consoler-in-chief, to say a few words to try to make sense of the senseless.

The current president is a sociopath incapable of empathy, so we should not be surprised that his initial reaction was: “things like this take place.” He might as well have said, “shit happens.”

When questioned later by reporters on whether another mass shooting should result in changes to gun legislation, Trump instead defended the Second Amendment.

Trump was not so cavalier when an assassin’s bullet nicked his ear. He milked the moment for all it was worth, wearing a bandage that looked like a sanitary pad for weeks afterward.

A vacuous statement like “Things like this take place” from the president and “thoughts and prayer” offered by the MAGA faithful are like a slap on the face to the victims’ families.

We need to take gun violence seriously and we need gun legislation that bans assault rifles. That’s what the victims’ of gun violence want.

Trump and MAGA Faithful Incapable of Empathy

The Old Testament God was vengeful, jealous, and quick to wrath, and his chosen people lived by the code of exacting a tooth for a tooth and an eye for an eye. If Jehovah ordered the Israelites to commit genocide against the peoples who were living in the promised land, you could not expect them to express empathy for foreigners.

The God of the New Testament is forgiving, tolerant and merciful, and his followers lived by the Golden Rule.

MAGA evangelicals disdain Jesus as woke and weak, and they embrace the macho deity of the Old Testament who didn’t flinch from drowning every man, woman, and child in the world, except for Noah and his incestuous family.

Trump is a sociopath incapable of empathy, and in the eyes of his supporters, the sociopathy of their orange messiah is superior to the empathy of Jesus.

They have no empathy for immigrants who are fleeing poverty and persecution in their homelands and seeking freedom and dignity in America. They have no empathy for the LGBTQ community who are not seeking any special rights, but seeking equality in the church, workplace and in the public square. They have no sympathy for Blacks, Latinos and other racial minorities who are struggling to make America a more perfect union. They have no empathy for anyone who doesn’t look like them.

I’d rather follow the Golden Rule than subscribe to the “they who have the gold make the rules” philosophy of the Oligarchs and their MAGA useful idiots.

I am Disgusted by Blue Origin’s All-Female Crew Joy Ride

The broadcast and cable news networks extended saturation coverage to the Blue Origin all female flight crew of pop star Katy Perry, Oprah Winfrey’s BFF Gayle King, Jeff Bezos’ fiancé Lauren Sanchez, social entrepreneur Amanda Nguyen, film producer Kerianne Flynn, and honest to goodness rocket scientist Aisha Bowe. The inclusion of Bowe did not give any legitimacy to this 11-minute fantasy flight, they might as well have sent six Hooter girls to space.

Blue Origin proudly declared that the celebrity crew had officially become astronauts. However, according to rules issued by the FAA, Perry and her fellow passengers are not really astronauts at all. They are technically classified as “space travelers,” in fact they are just glorified space cadets.

This was not an example of female empowerment, but another glaring example of our obsession with celebrity culture. It appears that most of the preparation for this joy ride was spent lathering on the make-up.

The millions wasted on this made-for-TV event should have been used to pay for university scholarships for dozens of financially needy women.

Katy Perry melodramatically kissed the ground after returning from her flight. Really? Anybody who thinks this circus deserved saturation media coverage can kiss my ass.

Trump Snubs RFK Jr.’s Wife at UFC Match

“Donald Trump appeared to awkwardly leave Cheryl Hines hanging when she reached out to shake hands with him at a UFC 314 match.

The president warmly greeted Hines’s husband, Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F Kennedy Jr, who was standing next to her. But as Hines prepared to shake Trump’s hand, he walked straight past her.”

Independent

UFC matches are a testosterone fueled environment where most of the females present are trophy wives or ring girls with big boobs and bootylicious butts.

Therefore, it shouldn’t come as a surprise that the misogynist-in-chief Donald Trump disrespected Cheryl Hines the wife of Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F Kennedy Jr.

Hines made no attempt to conceal her disappointment as she frowned, pouted, and turned to her husband looking for empathy, he sheepishly smiled back at her.

Was she really expecting her husband to express shock or anger at the disrespect heaped on her by the adjudicated rapist? Trump loves to attack the spouses of his political enemies, just ask Ted Cruz.

Why does Trump have such unbridled animosity for Hines? Well, Kennedy has acknowledged that his wife, a liberal Democrat, was uncomfortable with his decision to support Trump after suspending his own independent presidential campaign.

Hines didn’t leave her husband because he has a worm in his brain, or due to his penchant for dumping dead bears in Central Park but embracing Trump and not seeming to object when he humiliated her should be the last straw.

Dump the loser!

Vanessa Horabuena Speed Paints a Portrait of Donald Trump

A speed painter is an “artist” who creates a painting within a limited timeframe, usually only a few minutes. These performers will never be mistaken for a Vincent van Gogh, Rembrandt or a Picasso, but they possess rudimentary artistic skills that impress drunken yokels. They’re usually hired as opening acts for 2nd rate standup comics, lounge singers, strippers or as featured guests at a Trump event.

Vanessa Horabuena is a Christian worship leader, life coach, speed painter and Trump fanatic who was hired to perform a live painting of Trump at the Liberty Ball, a presidential inaugural ball.

Horabuena looked like she was possessed by a demon or maybe she was high on amphetamines as she created her macabre portrait of her orange messiah.

She was accompanied by religious worship music, and the cultists were raising their hands in praise of Jesus (Trump?).

The speed painting of the monster who is an embodiment of the antichrist is a literal and metaphorical picture of idolatry.

As a sardonic tribute to the demented speed painter, I drafted this short essay in about five minutes, hopefully it will serve as a counterbalance to her blasphemous and idolatrous work.

LGBTQ Conversion Therapy Now Banned in Sydney, Australia

“Dangerous and damaging LGBTQ+ conversion practices will be banned from today.

The Conversion Practices Ban Act 2024 makes conversion practices, which can include ‘conversion therapy’ and suppression practices, a crime punishable by up to five years imprisonment.

Life Site News

In America Donald Trump and his evangelical MAGA cult have declared war on the LGBTQ community; they are trying to erase sexual minorities from the federal government, education system and the media.

But down under, specifically in Sydney and New South Wales, things are right side up. Christians and other Neanderthals can face five years in prison and fines up to $1000,000 for offering counseling to or praying for LGBTQ individuals.

This can include any type of psychological or religious pressure, otherwise known as brainwashing. It has always been morally unethical, but now it is illegal to bully LGBTQ people to suppress their sexual orientation or gender identity.

Imagine if the shoe were on the other foot: A heterosexual boy is kidnapped by brainwashing experts. He’s shown pictures of scantily clad female celebrities, and he is electrically shocked if he gets an erection. He won’t be released from the reeducation camp until he expresses a romantic interest in other boys.

Evangelicals who think that LGBTQ individuals are depraved sinners, are on the wrong side of history, hermeneutically unsound, anti-science and plain ignorant.

The Jesus of the Gospels, who was a bachelor who surrounded himself with male disciples and never once mentioned homosexuality would lambaste these anti-gay evangelicals as hell bound evildoers.

Selfie of Karoline Leavitt Wearing ‘Make America Blond Again’ Shirt is Real

“A photograph is circulating that allegedly shows White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt wearing a black T-shirt with white writing that reads: “Make America Blonde Again.” The picture appears to depict the Trump administration spokesperson taking a selfie in a mirror at a hair salon.”

Snopes.com

Snopes verdict: True! Not fake news. Not the product of digital editing or artificial intelligence software.

White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt is the quintessential female face of the MAGA Trump administration: deer in the headlights stare, heavy eye makeup, pronounced facial contour, and blond locks befitting a Nazi Queen.

Of course, she usually wears the requisite MAGA accessory: a dangling ostentatious gold cross dangling from her neck.

Leavitt taking a selfie while wearing a black T-shirt with white writing that reads, “Make America Blond Again”, is the ultimate dumb blond joke. Leavitt’s blank stare indicates that she is oblivious to the racist connotations of her controversial shirt.

Her T-Shirt is as offensive as a red MAGA cap. When exactly was America great for Blacks, Latinos or Native Americans? The further back we go back in time the more of a dystopian nightmare life in America was for racial, sexual, and religious minorities.

We need to make America great by making White Nationalist Christian bimbos too ashamed and afraid to wear blatantly racist attire.

Elon Musk Humiliates Himself Trying to Buy Wisconsin Supreme Court

Elon Musk, the world’s richest person, subscribes to the philosophy that “he who dies with the most toys wins.” Musk bought Tesla and turned it into the most successful EV company in the world before his affinity for extremist rightwing political parties in Europe and his bromance with Donald Trump sent Tesla shares plummeting.

He bought Twitter and turned the world’s most successful micro-blogging into a toxic site infested with racists and conspiracy theorists. Advertisers, corporations, and liberals deserted the site, nobody wants to be associated with his malignant social media platform.

Musk’s most controversial purchase was Trump, he poured more than a quarter of a billion dollars into the sociopath’s presidential campaign. Trump rewarded Musk by making him co-president and giving him free rein to slash the federal budget. Musk’s purchase of Trump is destined to be a bigger disaster than Twitter and Tesla combined.

After buying the American presidency Musk was under the delusion that there wasn’t anything he couldn’t buy. He tried to buy Wisconsin’s democracy to corrupt Wisconsin’s judiciary. The billionaire did everything in his power to buy a Wisconsin Supreme Court seat: he poured $20 million into the race, paid voters $100 to sign a petition against “activist judges” and gave out three $1million checks to voters.

But Wisconsin voters told Musk “You can’t buy our Supreme Court.” Liberal Judge Susan Crawford crushed Musk’s candidate, Judge Brad Schimel.

Hopefully, Musk’s humiliation will cause him to exit politics and concentrate on saving Tesla.

After Trump Meets with Laura Loomer, Security Officials get Loomered

Donald Trump has been urged to fire Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth and other top security officials by influential pundits and top tier politicians following the devastating leak of extremely sensitive war plans. But Trump dismisses SignalGate as fake news and a witch hunt, and he refuses to fire or even discipline anyone involved in the debacle.

But after one 30-minute meeting with Laura Loomer, a MAGA influencer who is batshit crazy, he fired have a dozen security officials because she accused them of being disloyal neo-cons, and not due to their incompetence that endangered the lives of military personnel.

Loomer, a MAGA firebreather, has a penchant for posting Islamophobic and anti-immigrant posts on social media and she infamously made vile racist attacks against Kamala Harris. Naturally, she has the ear of the racist-in chief Donald Trump, and he values her opinion even though she is not officially a member of his administration.

Loomer is so notorious for ambush-style interviews that her surname has become a verb; politicians rarely agree to be interviewed by her for fear of “getting Loomered.”

The wrong individuals got Loomered, instead of low-level security officials, it should have Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth and Security Adviser Mike Walz who got Loomered.

Of course, it’s Trump who should be fired for surrounding himself with incompetent sycophants and crazy conspiracy theorists who care more about fluffing their messiah and furthering their own careers than they do about defending the rule of law and preserving our democracy.

Karoline Leavitt says SignalGate Case Closed

When White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt stands behind the podium that bears the presidential seal, she usually has a large cross dangling from her neck. She is sending a signal to the assembled reporters and to television viewers that she is representing President Donald Trump, her orange messiah.

During her Monday press briefing Leavitt was asked for an update on any review to the SignalGate debacle that witnessed a reporter accidentally added to a group chat in which top Trump officials discussed a war strike on Yemen.

“This case has been closed here at the White House, as far as we are concerned,” she snapped. “There have been steps made to ensure that something like that can obviously never happen again.”

“Case closed”. The message could not be any clearer, the Trump administration is done talking about the group war chat, and everyone else should fall in line, including reporters.

The case has never been opened, and the administration has not explicitly stated what steps, if any, have been taken to ensure that such a colossal mistake will never happen again.

Case not closed. Most of the White House correspondents are not members of the cult, and their job is to hold regime officials accountable for their mistakes and lapses in judgment.

SignalGate is unacceptable. Reporters must demand answers. Citizens must demand accountability. We must hold the Trump administration accountable for their gross incompetence and glaring arrogance that is making our country less safe, and our democracy more fragile.

Signalgate

Roy Cohn was the embodiment of evil, in his autobiography he dubbed himself, “a new strain of sonofabitch.” He was Senator Joseph McCarthy’s chief counsel during the Army-McCarthy hearings in 1954, when he assisted McCarthy in his crusade to destroy democracy in the name of fighting communism.

Cohn had a sociopath’s instinct for sniffing out evil, and he represented and mentored Donald Trump during Trump’s early business career.

Trump’s never forgotten the three rules he learned from his mentor: always attack, always deny everything, and always declare victory. These rules have served Trump well in his business, entertainment, and political careers.

Trump is a pathological practiced liar, and his penchant for lying has permeated his administration. They deny the unpleasant, inconvenient, and incriminating truth, attack those who speak truth to power, and they always declare victory even when they are standing in the rubble of a devastating defeat.

So, when caught red-handed sharing classified information on a public messaging app, Vice President JD Vance, Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth, Secretary of State Marco Rubio, and the other security officials, did what their sociopath boss would have done: brazenly lie.

Signalgate was an egregious act of incompetence, and an unparalleled display of arrogance that risked national security, put the lives of our miliary personnel at risk and flouted laws that try to ensure government accountability.

Signalgate has exposed that deceitful brats who express themselves with emojis hold the highest offices in our government and are beholden to the King of Lies.

Putin Gifted a Portrait of Trump to the US President

“Russian President Vladimir Putin gave U.S. special envoy Steve Witkoff a portrait of President Trump to deliver to the U.S. president as a gift, the Kremlin confirmed on Monday.”

The Hill

Donald Trump an authoritarian sociopath, has a history of developing crushes on dictators. The overweight lover rhapsodized about his dalliance with Kim Jong Un, the Dear Leader of North Korea: “He wrote me beautiful letters. And they’re great letters. We fell in love.” After they consummated their love the first time, I bet he used a Sharpie to draw a heart on Kim’s butt, while Kim set off rockets in his mind.

Kim is Trump’s side piece; the love of his life is the ruthless Russian dictator Valdimir Putin. He is a brutal tyrant who assassinates his political opponents, invades countries bordering Russia, and destabilizes democracies by disseminating fake news, but Trump almost never criticizes him. To the contrary, the orange hued Romeo, with a penchant for uttering superlatives, saves the most sensational ones for his Russian lover.

Putin does not have any homoerotic feelings for Trump, but he encourages the idiot’s infatuation with him for political expediency. Putin knows the narcissist will be thrilled with a portrait of himself, and the gift will pay of dividends in the peace negotiations over Ukraine.

I would not be surprised if Putin also gave the orange buffoon a glossy poster of Putin. Imagine Trump admiring Putin’s poster with his ravenous raccoon eyes and his industrious tiny hands.

Snoop Dogg Offers to Help Heal Rift Between Prince Harry and Prince Willliam

“Snoop Dogg has offered his services to help reunite estranged brothers Prince Willian and Harry.

The American rapper, who lives close to the Duke and Duchess of Sussex in LA, has said he would be more than happy to act as a peacemaker between the brothers.”

The Daily Mail

Snoop Dogg is a music industry king: his hip hop catalog transcends genres, his influence spans generations, and he is a worldwide ambassador of goodwill and good vibes.

Even our most beloved icons make mistakes, witness Snoop’s endorsement of the vile and reprehensible Donald Trump. When Secretary of State Marco Rubio eventually resigns in disgrace, Trump can reward Snoop for his support by appointing him to replace Rubio.

In the meantime, Snoop is offering his diplomatic services to help reunite the estranged brothers Prince William and Prince Harry. I cannot imagine either Prince drinking gin and juice, waving their hands in the air like they just don’t care, and bopping their heads to the Chronic album, but they are both huge fans of the Doggfather.

Put the brothers in a room with Snoop, a stack of his albums and a bowl of weed and before long the rift between the brothers will heal as they smoke a peace pipe full of weed. If he smokes enough dope, Prince William will spit rhymes about his love for Meghan Markle.

Elon Musk is the CEO of the American Oligarchy

In a parliamentary government, the real executive power rests with the prime minister, who is the head of government. The president, usually a non-entity, serves as a ceremonial head of state. For example, everybody knows that the prime minister of Israel is the bombastic Benjamin Netanyahu, while almost nobody knows that Isaac Herzog is the president.

America is a constitutional federal republic, and the executive power rests with the president. In the second Trump administration, Trump acts like the president of a parliamentary style government; he loves the pomp and circumstance of the presidency and is in his element signing executive orders and making speeches.

The real executive power rests with Elon Musk, he is the CEO of the USA, and he is busy turning our democracy into an oligarchy. Two months into the Musk administration, the United States is in chaos mode. Musk is downsizing the federal government like an efficiency expert on crack. Musk is taking the patented Republican passion for limited government to an insane level, slashing the government to the bone.

Tariffs levied and then rescinded, legions of workers fired one week and then rehired the next, judicial orders blatantly ignored, what will be the end result of all this chaos?

We’re already in a constitutional crisis, will the Musk regime end in Civil War? An entrenched oligarchy? White Christian Nationalist theocracy?

We are in 1933 Germany when Hitler assumed power, and we don’t have a minute to lose, we must take back our country now.

Franklin Graham Cautions Trump on Profanity! Goddamn Wanker!

Matthew 12:36: “I tell you, on the day of judgment people will give account for every careless word they speak.”

Franklin Graham, one of the most prominent evangelical Trump cheerleaders, has urged Donald Trump, privately and publicly, to refrain from uttering profanities at press conferences and speeches.

As President of the United States and nominal Leader of the Free World, Trump has a bully pulpit that amplifies his every utterance, even his most banal and profane tweets.

Trump will have a lot to answer for on Judgment Day; almost every word that emanates from his sphincter-shaped month is careless. Trump’s brain isn’t a computer that weighs the meaning of every word and calculates how it may resonate with different audiences, it’s a megaphone that blares his unfiltered diatribes.

Graham gets his panties in a twist whenever Trump cusses, but MAGA cultists cream their pants when their Orange Messiah swears, especially when the profanity is directed at a political opponent. Trump has uttered expletives in evangelical churches, with nary a murmur of disapproval from the god-fearing folks. They aren’t bothered even when Trump spits out a “goddam.”

Graham chastises Trump for using four-letter words, but he has nothing to say about Trump’s racism, misogyny, greed, mendacity, fascist tendencies, and overall contemptible behavior.

Goddamn Franklin straight to hell, the hypocrite will have a lot to answer for in the Day of Judgement. He will have to give an account for all his sermons praising Donald Trump, who is the embodiment of evil.