Stable Genius Donald Trump Calls Secretary of Defense Mark Esper ‘Mark Esperanto’

“Mark Esperanto, Secretary of Defense, ‘The ceasefire is holding up very nicely. There are some minor skirmishes that have ended quickly. New areas being resettled with the Kurds.’ USA soldiers are not in combat or ceasefire zones. We have secured the Oil. Bringing soldiers home!”

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In an error-ridden Sunday morning tweet, President Donald Trump attributed a statement about the U.S.-Turkey ceasefire to his Secretary of Defense, Mark Esper, but he referred to the top military official as “Mark Esperanto.”

I labeled the tweet “error-ridden” because the US military hasn’t secured any oil installations in Syria, the American soldiers that were stationed in Syria aren’t coming home, they’re going to Iraq, and the ceasefire that’s not really a ceasefire isn’t holding up very nicely.

Trump can be forgiven for butchering name of members of his administration, a person can get dizzy watching members of Trump’s administration come and go through the White House revolving door. Esperanto is a simple language that even a stable genius like Trump could master.

But Trump has a history of mangling people’s names, during a meeting at the White House to discuss technology he introduced Apple CEO Tim Cook as “Tim Apple.”


Here’s a video chronicling the many times Trump has called people by the wrong name:


Esperanto is the most appropriate language to eliminate language barriers and to allow international communication for everybody on a basis of mutual respect and understanding. Perhaps Trump and his staff should learn Esperanto so they can communicate with each other effectively.

Pastor Wilson Notorious Sex Video: A Scandal Worthy of the Trump Era

Pastor David E. Wilson has become a sensation on Twitter and a meme machine for the ungodliest of reasons: The senior pastor of Bibleway Ministries was caught on tape performing cunnilingus and anilingus on a fair maiden who isn’t his wife.

A family member came to the man of God’s defense by stating: That’s a fake video, Rev. Wilson practices what he preaches, and he would never cheat on his wife.

Just kidding, what he said was:

I don’t know if the video is real. Whoever is spreading the video is trying to become famous off of Pastor David Wilson’s name.

The relative seemed unconcerned that the good reverend may have been the star in a sleazy porn video, but he was outraged that someone was profiting from his good name.

In the old days (pre-Trump) an evangelical preacher who cheated on his wife donned a trench coat and sunglasses and engaged in his illicit tryst in a motel in the bad part of time where he wouldn’t be recognized.

But in this Trumpian age when evangelicals worship an orange false messiah whose speech, behavior and actions are antithetical to everything that the Bible teaches, preachers feel emboldened to commit their sins openly and brazenly.

Pastor Wilson knew he was being videotaped, a couple of times he looked right at the camera with a shit-eating grin on his face. His sexual gratification was more important than the chance that the video might be leaked, thereby exposing his unfaithfulness to his wife and to the Gospel he preaches.

There is no shame in Pastor Wilson’s game, he’s unashamed that he was caught with his hand in the cookie jar, or should I say that he was caught with his tongue in a woman’s love box and poop hole.

I hope the Lord will forgive me for watching the execrable video, but curiosity got the best of me. For the love of God don’t be tempted to follow my example, believe me there’s nothing sexually titillating about watching an old ass reprobate preacher eating a hoe’s nasty-looking genitalia.

The only way I can be cleansed is by praying for forgiveness and watching a couple of episodes of Mister Roger’s Neighborhood.

Trump Embarrassed by Blunder During Live Call With Female Astronauts

DONALD TRUMP was humiliated by two female astronauts after they fact-checked his lack of space knowledge during a live call. The embarrassing moment came when Trump contacted the International Space Station to congratulate Jessica Meir and Christina Koch for completing an all female spacewalk outside of the craft. Trump, however, congratulated the pair for being the ‘first ever female spacewalkers’.

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Donald Trump, the Leader of the Free World, President of the United States, Founder of the Space Force, and self-described Stable Genius is such a screw up that he can’t even handle his ceremonial duties.

The ignorant buffoon was supposed to have congratulated Jessica Meir and Christina Koch for completing the first all-female spacewalk. If he had read his briefing notes he would have learned that the first female spacewalk took place in 1984 and 14 more have since followed.

But as we all know the fucking moron has an aversion to reading, and he relies on his instinct and intellect to comment on occasions great and small, naturally he allows mucks things up.

Meir politely fact checked Trump on live TV saying:

“We don’t want to take too much credit because there have been many other female spacewalkers before.”

Had the conversation been private, and not viewed by millions around the world it might have gone a little bit like this:

Trump: Congratulations for being the first female spacewalkers! Quid pro quo is my middle name, and if you space bitches let me screw you when you return to Earth, I will award you with the Presidential Medal of Freedom.

Female astronauts: Stunned silence. Praying that they can remain in space forever, or at least until Trump is impeached and removed from office.

Read More: https://www.express.co.uk/news/world/1192783/donald-trump-latest-news-nasa-female-astronauts-humiliation-white-house-washington

October 2019 Has Been the Worst Month in Trump’s Presidency

Two years ago the stable genius came up with the brilliant idea of discussing, for an entire week, the only subject under the sun for which there was bipartisan agreement, the dire need to rebuild the nation’s road, bridges, and broadband networks, namely our ageing infrastructure.

Nothing concrete resulted from the initial infrastructure week (no pun intended) and infrastructure week has been revived several times, but each time it’s been sidetracked and derailed by a Trump scandal du jour.

Infrastructure week has become a running joke and there’s no hope of passing an infrastructure package before 2021 given the stupidity of the president and the paralysis and gridlock in Washington.

Just as the Trump administration has announced “infrastructure week” several times, the media has declared several times “this is the worst month of the Trump administration”. Granted, the entire three years of the Trump administration has been a shit show, but this month has really been the worst stretch of time in the fucking moron’s entire presidency.

In foreign policy, the feckless commander-in-chief sparked bipartisan outrage by yanking our troops out of northeastern Syria, leaving our Kurdish allies, who defeated ISIS almost single-handedly, to the tender mercies of the brutal Turkish army.

On the domestic front Trump is besieged by a rapidly expanding congressional impeachment inquiry. The inquiry is moving forward at warp speed, and the House will likely approve articles of impeachment before the end of the year. The Ukraine scandal is the Mueller Report on steroids, and it may result not only in the impeachment of Trump by the House, but in his removal from office by the Senate.

State Department officials are defying orders to stay silent, and they have given devastating testimony in the impeachment inquiry.

This has been the worst period of time in the Trump presidency, but it’s the best of times if it leads to his impeachment.

Donald Trump Tweets ‘Impeach the Pres’ Amen!

“Just out: MEDIAN HOUSEHOLD INCOME IS AT THE HIGHEST POINT EVER, EVER, EVER! How about saying it this way, IN THE HISTORY OF OUR COUNTRY! Also, MORE PEOPLE WORKING TODAY IN THE USA THAN AT ANY TIME IN HISTORY! Tough numbers for the Radical Left Democrats to beat! Impeach the Pres.”


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Donald Trump’s Twitter feed is a toxic cesspool of narcissism, obscenity, buffoonery, racism and deceit, but every once once in a blue moon a kernel of truth is embedded in the crap emanating from his diseased mind.

On Tuesday the stable genius signed off a rambling message about the US median income with the tagline “Impeach the Pres.” Trump has basically impeached himself by publicly calling on China to dig up dirt on Joe Biden, and maybe this was a Freudian slip, and not sarcasm. Could it be that deep inside Trump realizes that he’s committed a litany of crimes and ethical lapses worthy of impeachment?


Spineless Republican congressional leaders are terrified to speak truth to power and criticize any of Trump’s impeachable offenses, and they don’t make a move unless they are convinced that that fearless leader would approve. Inadvertently or otherwise Trump has given them the opening to call for his impeachment, or to at least call him out for his treasonous behavior.

“Impeach the Pres.” is a chant that should be repeated on Twitter and other social media platforms, cable TV news outlets, blog posts by Democrats, Independents and Republicans.

The electorate should shout out “Impeach the Pres” until the House approves articles of impeachment, and the Senate removes Trump from office.

Evangelical Hypocrite Karen Pence Claims Trump Empowers Women

“Second lady Karen Pence faced fierce backlash on Twitter after she reportedly praised President Donald Trump for the way in which he treats young women.

According to The New York Times’ White House correspondent Katie Rogers, the wife of Vice President Mike Pence on Wednesday told a ‘Women for Trump’ discussion in St. Paul, Minnesota, that she likes the respect Trump has for his daughters and claimed he’d ‘empowered women like no other.’”

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Isaiah 5:20 King James Version (KJV) “Woe unto them that call evil good, and good evil; that put darkness for light, and light for darkness; that put bitter for sweet, and sweet for bitter!”

Karen Pence is the Mother of all sanctimonious hypocrites, and there’s a special place reserved in hell for “Christians” like her who praise evil men.

At a “Women for Trump” meeting (that’s even more disturbing than “Virgins for Ron Jeremy”), she said that she likes the respect Trump has for his daughters and claimed that the serial sexual predator empowered women like no other. I’m overwhelmed by the “respect” Trump has for Ivanka, he’s been touching her inappropriately since she was a prepubescent girl. Prison is full of fathers who respect their daughters in similar fashion.

Mother needs to spend less time reading the Bible and more time reading the newspaper accounts of Trump’s long and disturbing history of insulting, groping and downright sexually assaulting women. Has Pence forgotten about the 2005 “Access Hollywood” video where Trump bragged about grabbing women by their genitals?

Because of women like Karen Pence real Christians and non-believers alike have lost all respect for white evangelicals. That special place in Hell reserved for Mother should be a room where Pence is locked in with a nude Trump and an endless supply of Viagra.

Read More: https://www.aol.com/article/news/2019/10/10/karen-pence-praises-donald-trumps-treatment-of-young-women/23833261/

Mike Pence Desperately Tries to Distance Himself From Donald Trump

A footman servant was never too far behind his Lord and Maser, he had to be close by to serve meals and open and close doors, in short, he had to be at his Lord’s beck and call.

Mike Pence is always by his boss’s side, gazing lovingly at him while he spews nonsense. Pence’s brown nose is testament to how close he is figurately and literally to Trump’s fat ass.

Even though Trump and Pence are joined at the hip, the vice president is desperately trying to keep his distance from Trump’s intensifying Ukraine scandal. Those efforts are going particularly well, Trump deliberately enmeshed his second-in-command in his campaign to exert pressure on the leader of Ukraine. If Trump goes down, so will Pence, Barr, Mulvaney, Pompeo and all the other spineless cowards who are covering up for him.

When the shit hit the fan and the news of the Zelensky call broke, Trump told reporters:

“I think you should ask for VP Pence’s conversation, because he had a couple of conversations also.”

Trump rewarded Pence for his obsequiousness by throwing him under the bus.

NBC News’ Vaughn Hillyard asked Pence several times if he was aware the Trump administration was delaying aid to Ukraine to pressure Ukrainian President Vlodomyr Zelensky to go after Biden. A simple “yes” or “no” would have sufficed, but Pence filibustered and otherwise avoided answering the question.

Nothing illustrates Pence’s futile attempt to distance himself from Trump’s Ukraine scandal that his exchange with Hillyard.

Link to video: http://www.msnbc.com/the-beat-with-ari/watch/watch-pence-evades-repeated-questions-on-trump-s-ukraine-plot-70950469929

Kamala Harris Eviscerates Donald Trump Jr on Twitter

There is no love lost between Democratic presidential candidate Sen. Kamala Harris and the pathetic joke of a president Donald Trump. The Twitter feud between Harris and Trump rivals that between Rosie O’Donnell and the stable genius. Harris has demanded that Trump’s twitter account be suspended, saying that “Others have had their accounts suspend for less offensive behavior.”

Donald Trump’s idiot son Donald Trump Jr. came to his daddy’s defense tweeting:

Why is Kamala Harris the only person that laughs at her jokes… always way to long and way too hard?” The most disingenuous person in politics… after Hillary.”

I don’t know about Harris being the most disingenuous person in politics after Hillary, but they both have a penchant for laughing apropos of nothing. A journalist may ask Harris a serious question about policy and Harris will burst into laughter, leaving the reporter bewildered and viewers wondering what she’s been smoking.

Harris may be the only one who laughs at her own imaginary joke, but the entire nation is laughing at the all too real joke that is Donald Trump.

Harris absolutely torched Junior with her response:

“You wouldn’t know a joke if one raised you.”

Donnie would be well-advised never again to tangle on Twitter with Harris. Harris destroyed Trump Jr., and that’s no joke.

Mexicans Show Us How We Should Treat Politicians Like Trump Who Don’t Keep Their Promises

The mayor of a Mexican village is pressing attempted murder charges against locals who tied him to the back of a truck and dragged him through the streets for failing to deliver on an election pledge. Jorge Luis Escandon Hernandez, who managed to escape without any major injuries, also wants those responsible for the incident on Tuesday to be charged with abduction. According to national newspaper Excelsior, they are unhappy that he has failed to deliver on a campaign promise to repair an important local road.

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All politicians make grandiose and gratuitous promises, I.e. they lie their fool heads off to win elections. They can always bank on the electorate having a short memory, thus they are empowered to lie with impunity.

When a politician who made wild promises wins and he fails to enact any of his pledges, we usually give him a pass if he doesn’t turn out to be a total incompetent buffoon. It’s like when a prostitute promises the best fuc* of your life, but the nasty business is over in a couple of minutes because she yelled at you to hurry up. You’re disappointed, but you’re just glad you didn’t catch the clap and delighted that your wife didn’t catch you cheating.

I applaud the Mexican villagers for holding their mayor accountable, he failed to keep his promise to repair an important local road, and in a beautiful example of poetic justice they tied the lying bastard to the back of a truck and dragged him through that very same street for failing to deliver on his election pledge.

Donald Trump won over enough racists, white evangelicals and rednecks to win the election by promising to build a 30-foot wall from sea to shining sea, that Mexico would pay for. Trump’s base had wet dreams of Mexican rapists and gang bangers from El Salvador stopped in their tracks at the border by Trump’s magnificent wall.

Trump knew damn well that he would never build his damn wall, he considered the “build the wall” chant just a rhetorical device to rally his base. If Trump supporters had a lick of sense, which they don’t, they would wake up, smell the coffee, and tie Trump to the back of a pickup truck and drag him down Fifth Avenue.

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https://news.sky.com/story/mexican-mayor-dragged-through-streets-by-angry-villagers-on-truck-11831469

Iowa Teacher Placed on Leave After ‘Sniper’ Comment about Greta Thunberg Visit

“A high school teacher in Iowa has been placed on administrative leave after he posted a threatening comment on Facebook Thursday in response to a news story about the local visit of 16-year-old climate activist Greta Thunberg.


Waterloo West High School science teacher Matt Baish posted “don’t have my sniper rifle” next to a story about the Swedish student’s trip to Iowa City Friday, The Des Moines Register reported.”


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A teacher is entrusted with teaching basic educational subjects and life skills to our children while making them feel safe in a world where violence often invades their refuge in the terrifying form of a school shooter.

A high school teacher, Matt Baish, threatened 16-year-old climate activist Greta Thunberg with gun violence on social media and what makes this cowardly threat even more despicable is that Thunberg is the same age as his students.

Baish is teaching his young charges that if they don’t agree with the political views of someone else, they should threaten them with violence. Trump may honor Baish by inviting him to the White House, but rational folks should be outraged and demand that this teacher be summarily fired.

The Waterloo Community School District released this statement:

“We are aware of a social media situation involving one of our employees. The nature of the content shared rose to the level of putting this employee on administrative leave pending an investigation. We appreciate your patience as we sort through the details and thank you for respecting the process.”


What is there to investigate when Baish posted “don’t have my sniper rifle” nest to an article about the Swedish climate activist’s trip to Iowa? Baish should be immediately fired and investigated by the police for making a terror threat. Our children shouldn’t have nightmares about own of their own teachers mowing them down with a rifle.


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https://www.aol.com/article/news/2019/10/07/iowa-teacher-placed-on-leave-after-sniper-comment-about-greta-thunberg-visit/23830640/