Donald Trump’s New Gig: Motivational Speaker

“Donald Trump has found a new way to milk his ex-presidency — and test another — hitting the lucrative motivational speaking circuit.

Trump will make his next stop on the tour in Austin on Saturday. There are a dozen different price options to attend.

Ticket prices start at $9, for the Satellite tier. That includes a spot in an overflow room at the venue to watch the program on a TV screen.

Presidential tier tickets cost $4,995. That includes early access to the event site, admission to a reception and a photo-op with Trump’s son Don Jr., as well as premium seating to watch Trump speak in person.

No price is listed for the top Patriot tier. Interested parties are instructed to email for more information.”

Axios

A motivational speaker motivates and inspires an audience to acquire the necessary skill set so they can become an asset to their families, parishes, employers and community.

Some of the greatest motivational speakers in history are Oprah Winfrey, Martin Luther King, Tony Robbins, and of course Jesus Christ.

Donald Trump is no Jesus Christ and I can’t envision him inspiring anyone to listen to their better angels. Trump is a motivational speaker in the mode of a Hitler, he can only inspire ignorant fools to heed their inner demons.

I wouldn’t pay a dime to hear Trump speak, let alone $9 or $4,995. But there’s a sucker born every minute, and I imagine there are millions of MAGA nutjobs who are more than willing to fall for their messiah’s latest grift.

I wonder what are benefits of the Patriot tier? Exclusive access to Trump’s dressing room where you will be allowed to spray orange tan on his ugly mug, and access to his private toilet where you can lick his ass clean after he’s done taking a dump?

America Isn’t a Judeo-Christian Nation

White evangelicals have wet dreams about returning America to the halcyon days when the zeitgeist was Protestant, male-dominated and white. From the perspective of a white evangelical, our monochrome paradise has devolved into a rainbow dystopia.

America was not founded as a Christian nation, and most Americans don’t agree with the notion that God intended America to be the new Israel, the new promised land. We now longer consider it a divine imperative to send missionaries all over the world to win them over to our brand of capitalistic Christianity.

Arguably, America is the most religiously diverse nation in human history, and it’s anathema to describe our nation as Judeo-Christian. We live in a post-Christian society, and that’s a good thing because evangelical Christianity comes with a lot of baggage: homophobia, misogyny, xenophobia, racism and intolerance.

Needless to say, white evangelicals will not go gently into the good night. They will fight diversity, democracy and the changing demographics to the bitter end.

It’s incumbent upon us to fight these evil evangelicals until they finally become as extinct as dinosaurs.

Biden’s Party Destined to Lose to the MAGA King and his Ultra MAGA Sycophants in the Midterm Elections

“Look at my predecessor, the great MAGA king — the deficit increased every single year he was president.”

Joe Biden

Biden delivered the “MAGA King” zinger in a speech contrasting deficit reductions during his tenure with Trump’s term.

Sleepy Joe is officially in campaign mode, and he has put bipartisanship aside and taken a more aggressive tone against Republicans in general and Trump in particular.

As the primary season kicks into full gear, Campaign Joe has been fully activated, he’s high on Geritol and ready to rumble. It’s only a matter of time before he challenges the MAGA King to a fist fight. Trump will accept the challenge if he can only find boxing gloves that fit his baby hands.

Biden practically shouted the MAGA King insult, definitely an improvement over his creepy penchant for whispering when emphasizing important points.

Trump loves superlatives, especially when used to describe him, and I wouldn’t be surprised if he adopts the MAGA King moniker, and not in an ironic way.

Biden can adopt a super macho persona, but it won’t do him any good, he can’t fight history. The party that controls the presidency almost always loses seats in the House and Senate in the midterm elections. Biden is fighting a losing battle against history, inflation and COVID. The MAGA king and his ultra MAGA sycophants are destined to win in November 2022.

Number One on My Bucket List: Smoking a Fat Blunt with Snoop Dogg

The Make-A-Wish Foundation is a nonprofit that helps fulfill the wishes of children with a critical illness between the ages of 2½ and 18 years old.

I’m not a child, although it could be argued I’m on my second childhood, and I’m not critically ill, although I have many serious underlying diseases, but I turned 65 this month and it’s made me contemplate what unfulfilled wish I would most like to see come true.

I don’t lust after a Ferrari, I’m content with my Ford Focus. I don’t desire to live in a gated community, I’m satisfied with my little pink house in my working-class neighborhood.  I don’t lament not having a trophy wife, my loyal dog is all the company I wish or desire.

However, my life is not complete, and if I dropped dead today, I would mourn that I kicked the bucket without having experienced the transcendent pleasure of smoking a blunt with Snoop Dogg, that’s my Make-a-Wish fantasy, and Number One on my bucket list.

Snoop is the most admired and beloved celebrity in the world; his music transcends genres, and he exudes goodness, purity of spirt and a cool vibe that appeals to children from two to ninety-two. Even folks who think rap music is of the devil, are enthralled by the heroic figure straight outa Long Beach.

Chillin’ on the beach, “Gin and Juice” playing on the radio and Snoop Dogg and I sharing a fat ass blunt. That’s nirvana! That’s paradise! That’s No. 1 on my bucket list.

Trump Tries to Sell Skeptical MAGA Crowd on Dr. Oz

Donald Trump held a MAGA rally in Greensburg, Pa, ostensibly in support of Dr. Mehmet Oz’s senatorial campaign, but in reality, it was just another excuse to keep himself relevant and in the spotlight.

Trump, a former reality TV star, introduced Dr. Oz to the crowd with these words:

“I’ve known him a long time. He’s on that screen. He’s in the bedrooms of all those women, telling them good and bad. And they love him.”

Trump is a pathological liar, but at the same time he’s very transparent, he readily admitted that the reason he supports Dr. Oz is because he’s a TV star. In Trump’s world celebrity trumps ideology, morality, experience, wisdom and everything else.

Trump may be enthralled with Oz because of his celebrity, but his conservative crowd wasn’t quite as enthralled with the famous quack, in fact, they almost booed him off the stage.

The MAGA crowd is well aware that Oz previously supported gun control and abortion rights, and that it was only pollical expediency that led him to change his mind of these issues critical to them.

If Oz wins Pennsylvania’s GOP primary on May 17, it will be a sign of Trump’s stranglehold on the Republican Party. The fact that they would vote for a candidate they aren’t impressed with just to remain loyal to their Orange Messiah would speak volumes.

White Evangelicals Don’t be Fooled by Your Religious and Political Leaders. The Bible Isn’t Against Abortion

Even though the Bible, the ultimate authority for evangelicals, is silent on the issue of abortion, 21st century white evangelicals are vehemently opposed to the procedure.

Evangelicals would have you believe that Christians have been staunchly opposed to terminating a pregnancy since New Testament times.

Nothing could be further from the truth, in the years following the landmark Roe decision, evangelicals were ambivalent about the medical practice.

Evangelicals considered it a Catholic issue, on par with their unbiblical devotion to the Virgin Mary.

Evangelicals paint the false narrative that the Religious Right was birthed in defiance to Roe v. Wade. But evangelicals of that era were more concerned with preserving the white Christian patriarchy.

Fundamentalists like Jerry Falwell seized on the abortion issue years after Roe to be used as a wedge issue to win elections.

I am not in favor of abortion; nobody is in favor of abortion. I am in favor of a woman having sovereignty over her own body, and she is the one who should make all medical decisions concerning her body, not the government.

In fact, isn’t it conservative dogma that the government should stay of the private lives of citizens?

If white evangelicals researched the Bible, they would realize that it’s silent on the issue. They would realize that they are being used as pawns by their spiritual and political leaders.

I urge evangelicals to join the majority of their fellow citizens and fight to protect a woman’s right to choose.

Dave Chappelle Attacked Onstage While Performing During ‘Netflix is a Joke’ Festival at the Hollywood Bowl

Stand-up comedy is a macho game, the comic prowls the stage like a lion stalking his territory. He glares at the audience, seeking to win them over with his verbal and mental artistry.

Political-correctness should be as foreign in a comedy club as chaste behavior is in a brothel. No word should be banned from a comedian’s lexicon, not even racial slurs. In fact, the only word that should be banned in a comedy club is the “N-Word”. Let me make it crystal clear that I don’t mean the word *igger but the artistically offensive “N-Word” substitution.  

A boxer wouldn’t tolerate a member of the audience jumping into the boxing ring during a match, and no stand-up comic worth his salt would tolerate a critic or heckler jumping up on the stage and attacking him. Both the boxer and the comic should beat the living daylights out of any interloper.

An idiot armed with a replica gun and a knife attempted to tackle comedian Dave Chappelle on stage during a performance for the Netflix Is a Joke Festival at the Hollywood Bowl. Chappelle is no Chris Rock, he and his security team and his celebrity friends, including Jamie Foxx and Busta Rhymes, proceeded to beat the hell out of the fool.

Chappelle is a man’s man, and a comic’s comic, and nobody will succeed in cancelling him, not Hollywood, and certainly not a moron who rushes the stage.

White Evangelicals Replaced Gospel of Christ with Gospel of Trump

White evangelicals have replaced the Gospel that Jesus Christ saves souls of every race, color and creed with their Gospel that Donald Trump saves Christian White America’s culture.

Evangelicals are the backbone of Trump’s Big Lie, they are counting on him to hold back the tides of demographics, science and liberty and to keep America white and Christian. In white evangelical churches Trump’s message of intolerance and white privilege is on the ascendency and Jesus Christ’s message of universal love and the brotherhood of man is on the decline.

In the year and a half since Joe Biden’s popular vote and electoral college landslide, evangelical pastors and televangelists have trumpeted the Big Lie and pastors have opened their church doors to conspiracy theorists and conservative activists who wouldn’t recognize Jesus if he moved in next door to them.

White evangelical theology and White Nationalism ideology have become indistinguishable from each other. You will find just as many racists at an evangelical meeting than you will at a Nazi rally.

The serial philanderer, pathological liar, and soulless sociopath who is more likely to be screwing strippers on a Saturday night than shaking hands with a preacher on a Sunday morning is the messiah of white evangelicals.

Americans who cherish liberty, democracy, and racial and social justice must fight white evangelicals with the same fervor that they fight Nazis.

Marjorie Taylor Greene, Satan and Abortion

“Abortion is a lie that Satan sells to women. He sells it to ’em. When Satan sells a sin, it’s not loud. It’s whispered, softly and gently into your ears and into your soul.”

Marjorie Taylor Greene

“Satan” trended on Twitter over the weekend, thanks to Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene’s absurd statement. I’m not surprised that such a manifestly evil person has inspired the world to talk about Satan.

Like most evangelicals Marjorie Taylor Greene has a persecution complex, she’s always complaining how much she’s persecuted for her faith. But she has no qualms about demonizing Catholicism, claiming that the Roman Catholic Church is controlled by Satan.

If Greene spent more time meditating on the love, mercy and forgiveness of Jesus Christ and less time obsessing on Satan, she wouldn’t be such a heartless and judgmental monster.  

Evangelicals believe that life begins at conception and aborted fetuses go straight to heaven. Aborted fetuses bypass the transformation into babies, avoid the pains and travails of going through puberty, escape the angst of middle age, and dodge the humiliations of old age and go straight to paradise. If evangelicals really believed this bullshit, they would be on a mission from God to protect Roe v Wade, and Greene would thank the devil for seducing women to have abortions.

Invoking the name of God and blaming the devil never solves any problems. Let’s address issues like abortion by skipping the God talk and irrational fear of the devil, and instead relying on our common sense, empirical evidence, science and rationality.

Joe Biden’s Declining Mental Acuity Makes It Impossible for Him to Deliver a Gaffe-free Speech

President Joe Biden raised concern among his supporters and derision among his detractors after his latest verbal blunder that saw him repeatedly stumble over the word “kleptocracy” during a speech asking Congress for an additional 33 billion Ukraine aid package.

“We’re going to seize their yachts, their luxury homes, and other ill-begotten gains of Putin’s kleptoc- … yeah … kleptocracy and klep- … the guys who are the kleptocracies,” Biden told reporters with a goofy self-deprecating chuckle.

The word “kleptocracy” was probably an adlib and not included in the official transcript, surely by now Biden’s handlers know that uttering any 4-syllable word is a potential linguistic disaster for the 79-year-old president.

I admire Biden’s triumph over his life-long battle with stuttering, the fact that he manages to deliver speeches in stress-filled situations with only the occasional stutter is a remarkable achievement.

But Biden’s stuttering problem coupled with his declining mental acuity makes it almost impossible for him to speak more than a few minutes without making a spectacle of himself.

So, what’s the answer? Hire a presidential double to deliver all of his speeches? Have White House press secretary Jen Psaki deliver all his remarks? Have all of Biden’s speeches released as press releases?

The only permanent solution is for Congress to pass a law disqualifying any presidential candidate who will be 65 or older on inauguration.

Elon Musk: ‘Trump’s Truth Social is a Terrible Name, should be Called Trumpet Instead’

“Truth Social (terrible name) exists because Twitter censored free speech. Should be called Trumpet instead!”

Elon Musk

It’s widely assumed that Elon Musk, the new owner of Twitter, will reinstate Donald Trump’s account. Musk considers himself a champion of free speech, and he would consider it a feather in his cap if he persuaded the inciter-in-chief to return to the Twitterverse.

In January of last year, Twitter banned Trump for violating Twitter rules by inciting the insurrection. Musk thinks Trump’s banishment from Twitter is the only reason Truth Social exists, and that he will be able to persuade the blowhard to leave his floundering social media platform and return to Twitter where he will now be able to tweet without any restrictions.

Musk has solid marketing instincts and he’s correct that “Truth Social” is a terrible name. It’s difficult to take Truth Social seriously when it was founded by a pathological liar wouldn’t know the truth if it bit his fat ass.

Musk is also spot on that Trump’s social media site should be called Trumpet instead. The twice-impeached former president likes to toot his own horn; he’s an alpha male constantly trumpeting his virtues. Naturally his site should be called “Trumpet” and posts on his site should be called “trumpets.”

But Musk is wrong that Twitter censors free speech, not allowing conspiracy theories, libelous statements, and the Big Lie is not censorship, it’s called due diligence.

I predict that Trump will return to Twitter, but I can’t predict if the world’s favorite microblogging site will survive Musk and Trump.

Now That Elon Musk Has Bought Twitter I Predict Donald Trump Will Start Twitting Again

“Former President Donald Trump told Fox News Monday that he doesn’t plan to return to Twitter even though multibillionaire Elon Musk is buying the company for $44 billion.

He plans to stick with his own problem-plagued social media company Truth Social, which he has used once before its launch in February when he messaged: ‘Get ready! Your favorite president will see you soon.’”

Huffington Post

Since Donald Trump was permanently banned from his Twitter, his favorite social media site, he has failed to engage with GETTR, Gab, Parler and other social media platforms that were created as conservative alternatives to the Twitters, Facebooks and YouTubes of the world.

Trump is even ignoring his own social media company Truth Social, evidently, he doesn’t want to be identified with such an unmitigated disaster.

Trump claims that he doesn’t plan to return to Twitter if Elon Musk, who styles himself as a free speech champion, allows him to return.

As the new CEO of Twitter Musk will take a laissez-faire approach, and allow false conspiracy theories, the Big Lie and all sorts of right-wing nonsense to fester on his site.

Trump will be unable to resist returning to the new Twitter, I expect to see his nasty tweets before too long.  

White Evangelicals Have Created a God in Their Own Image and He Is a Monster from the Pit of Hell

“So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them.”

Genesis 1:27

This Bible verse states that God created human beings in his own image. Actually, the opposite is true: Human beings create God in their own image.

The Bible is not a single tome, but a library of 66 books written by dozens of writers over a span of 1,500 years.

The Old Testament depicts a vengeful tribal deity who orders his chosen people, the ancient Israelites, to commit genocide and enslave their enemies.

The New Testament paints a more benign portrait of the Almighty as a deity who became man to save us from our sins. The Jesus of the Gospels preached a message of love and forgiveness, and He ministered to the downtrodden and oppressed.

The King James Authorized Bible has 783,137 words, and a person can cherry pick verses from this plethora of material to create a God after his own heart.

White evangelicals mine the Old Testament for scriptures that demonize gays and lesbians, treat women as second-class citizens and posits a theocracy as the best form of government. Their Supreme Being is an omnipotent jerk and in their version of paradise, St. Peter is the gatekeeper who lets in only white Christian evangelicals.

Evangelicals like Franklin Graham, Pat Robertson and Robert Jeffress have created a God in their own venial image. They and their judgmental, xenophobic, homophobic and misogynist Republican Jesus can fuck off.

Madison Cawthorn Pics Depict Him Wearing Women’s Lingerie in Public Setting

Photographs recently surfaced online of Republican congressman from North Carolina Madison Cawthorn, wearing lingerie at a party.

We’re in the 21st century, and devoid of context I would say there’s nothing wrong with a gentleman kicking up his high heels and donning lingerie.

But keeping things in context, I must point out that Cawthorn isn’t a “live and let live” kind of guy, he’s an ultra conservate evangelical who frequently boasts that he was “raised on Proverbs and pushups.”

Cawthorn frequently rails against sexual perversion, and he recently claimed that some of his colleagues invited him to orgies and used cocaine.

The kinky congressman dismissed the pics as “goofy phots taken during a cruise.” He encouraged Twitter users to post their own embarrassing vacation photos.

I must confess I have goofy vacation pics depicting me wearing colorful Bermuda shorts and silly hats, but I don’t have a single pic showing me wearing a push-up bra.

Cawthorn is just another judgmental and hypocritical evangelical who condemns what he considers “sexual perversions” while getting his freak on in private.

I would tell him to stick his lingerie up his ass, but he would probably enjoy that too much.

Sarah Palin Announces She’s Running for Congress in Alaska on April Fools’ Day

In 2008 John McCain shocked the Republican establishment by selecting Alaska governor Sarah Palin as his vice-presidential running mate. Palin had no national name recognition, foreign policy experience or practical wisdom, but McCain was counting on her youth, beauty and energy to trump her total lack of qualifications.

The McCain/Palin ticket lost to Obama/Biden, but the Palin candidacy laid the foundation for the rise of another totally unqualified candidate for national office, Donald Trump.

Since her baffling resignation as governor in 2009, Palin has served as a Fox News contributor, hosted several outdoor lifestyle shows on the Sportsman Channel, and acted in a plethora of reality shows.

Recognizing a fellow moron, she endorsed Donald Trump’s run for president in 2016 before the first caucus primary votes were even cast.

Palin declared her run for Alaska’s only House seat on April 1 — just weeks after visiting New York City to pursue a defamation suit against the New York Times.

It’s got to be an April Fool’s joke; Alaskans haven’t forgiven her for inexplicably quitting as their governor in 2009. The 58-year-old Palin has lost her beauty, she looks like a third-rate drag queen is impersonating her.

Palin’s husband of 30 years, Todd divorced her in 2020, and Alaskans should follow suit and kick her to the curb, where she belongs.

Groper-in-Chief Trump Endorses Accused Groper Charles Herbster for Nebraska Governor

At least 26 women have accused former president Donald Trump of varying inappropriate behavior, including allegations of sexual assault since the 1970s.

So, it should come as no surprise that the groper-in-chief has endorsed Nebraska Republican candidate Charles Herbster, who has been credibly accused by eight women of groping them.

Herbster will be joining Trump at a MAGA rally in Greenwood on April 29, a Republican rally headlined by two men accused of sexual assault is par for the course in the misogynist GOP.

Trump infamously bragged then when you’re s star, you can get away with anything, including grabbing a woman by the pussy. Naturally, Trump can get away with endorsing a candidate who has been credibly accused of sexual assault.

Trump’s endorsement carries the weight of a fatwah with white evangelicals, and they will feel religiously compelled to vote for the groper.

I’m hoping that the Republican electorate in Nebraska hasn’t been completely corrupted by evangelicals, and that they will reject the groper candidate.

For White Evangelicals the ‘Reinstatement’ of Donald Trump as President is More Important Than the Resurrection of Jesus Christ

Easter Sunday is the most important day in the Christian calendar for evangelicals. The resurrection of Jesus Christ is the belief on which every other Christian belief rests. The Apostle Paul said in I Corinthians I5:13:

“But if there be no resurrection of the dead, then is Christ not risen. And if Christ be not risen, then is our preaching vain, and your faith is also vain.”

For an evangelical not to attend church on Easter Sunday is like a football fanatic not watching the Super Bowl when his home town team is playing.

Newsflash: Donald Trump is not a religious person. There was no place for faith in the life of the amoral sociopath who became a billionaire real estate developer by stiffing contractors, avoiding taxes and breaking promises.

Trump became president by pandering to his largest voting bloc, white evangelicals, who treat him like the Second Coming of Christ.

During his tenure as president of the United States Donald Trump felt compelled to attend church on Easter and Christmas. After all, he had to pretend that he really believed in God.

Now that he’s no longer president, Trump spend the Easter weekend indulging in his two favorite passions, and they aren’t attending church and fellowshipping with evangelicals.

He spent the Easter weekend indulging in his favorite activities, playing golf and hobnobbing with the rich and powerful at his Mar-a-Lago resort.

But no matter, he still retains the ironclad support of white evangelicals. His loyal supporters think he can do no wrong, and they believe that their Orange Messiah will be reinstated as president of the United Sates before 2024. The reinstatement of Donald Trump is more important to the them than the Resurrection of Jesus Christ.

Evangelicals Torment Airplane Passengers with On-board Cabin-wide Singing

“A video shows a packed flight with a good handful of passengers singing what appear to be Christian songs to the rest of the cabin … jamming out on a guitar and walking up and down the aisle in high spirits. Some of the passengers, however, are clearly uncomfortable and displeased.

The Raw Story

Imagine, after your patience has been destroyed by waiting in a long line at the airport check-in line, your dignity has been diminished by a TSA gestapo agent administering an overzealous pat-down, and your wallet has been drained at an airport restaurant you finally plop down on your airplane seat and begin to decompress.

When inconsiderate assholes, otherwise known as evangelical Christians, begin to sing praise songs to the rest of the cabin. The video at the bottom of this article clearly shows that some of the passengers were displeased, disheartened and dismayed.

If Christians chartered a flight, they could pray in tongues, roll down the aisles, sing praise songs, and do whatever else they wanted. But this was a public flight, and these evangelicals were out of pocket.

Some theologians opine that elevator music will be blared in hell to add to the torment of burning forever, but I think the devious devil will play praise music.

If I was on a flight and some of the passengers walked up and down the aisle singing praise songs, I hope I would have the patience to endure the torture and file a lawsuit as soon as the plane touched down.

But I’m afraid I would probably try to open the plane’s emergency exit door or choke the nearest singing evangelical.

Now we know what’s worse than snakes on a motherfucking plane!

Quack Dr. Oz Urges Fraud Trump to Lose Weight

“At an event this week, Mr. Trump spoke to an indoor venue and noted that Dr Oz had urged him to lose weight in order to enjoy a healthy lifestyle.

Can you believe I weigh 208?’ Trump said. ‘Now maybe a little more’.

Dr Oz has said you should lose weight. I told him, ‘I don’t have time to lose weight.’’

Independent

Donald Trump spoke about weighty matters to his adoring crowd, posing the question “Can you believe I weigh 208?” It was a rhetorical question because his supporters believe every bit of nonsense that emanates from his sphincter-shaped mouth.

In a regular crowd somebody would have yelled out: You crazy fat pig, you must tip the scales at over 300 pounds. If you believe Trump weighs only 208 pounds, I have a Bible that’s blessed by the pope and signed by Jesus Christ to sell you.

Trump claims he doesn’t have time to lose weight. Yeah right, now that he’s been banned from Twitter and is no longer president, he has time to hit the gym and lose some of that blubber.

Dr. Oz is infamous for peddling miracle weight loss products, if Trump takes advice from that quack, he’s going to gain weight.

Insurrectionist Who Stole Liquor and Coat Rack Says He Was ‘Following Presidential Orders’

A Trump supporter who admitted he stormed the Capitol and stole a bottle of liquor and a coat rack on Jan. 6, 2021, testified at his trial Wednesday that he was ‘following presidential orders.’

Dustin Thompson, 38 — a married, college-educated Ohio resident — told jurors he didn’t have any strong male role models in his life and was hoping to gain the ‘respect’ and ‘approval’ of former President Donald Trump when he entered the Capitol during the Jan. 6 riot.”

NBC News

You’d think that a married with children, college-educated man wouldn’t act like a frat boy and storm the Capitol, stealing a bottle of liquor and a coat rack as souvenirs.

And you’d think that after a year he’d have to time to reflect on his impulsive and insurrectionist actions, apologize and throw himself at the mercy of the court.

But Thompson, only the third January 6 defendant to opt for a jury trial, is trying to convince jurors that he was only following presidential orders and that Trump is responsible for the mob that stormed the Capitol.

The I was only “following presidential orders” didn’t work for the Nazis who gassed Jews in extermination camps, and it’s not going to work for the idiots who stormed the Capitol.

Thompson is responsible for his own actions and I hope the jury throws the book at him, and Trump is responsible for inciting the mob of insurrectionists, and I hope he will eventually face a jury.

Bird Poops on Joe Biden! Birdgate? Poopgate?

Joe Biden inherited a plateful of poop from his predecessor (the coronavirus pandemic, the lethargic economy, endless wars), but he is doing a decent job. Wages are up. Unemployment is down. The country is reopening.

Poor Joe can’t catch a break, he’s still dealing with a lot of crap not of his own making. A bird pooped on his suit during a speech he was delivering in a barn in Menlo, Iowa.

Biden’s suit took a direct hit as he was making a speech blaming the astronomical 8.5 annual inflation rate on Russian President Vladimir Putin’s invasion of Ukraine.

It’s not just that bird that took exception to Biden’s whopper, most Americans blame his policies, and not Putin for the faltering economy.

Biden was totally oblivious to the direct hit, even though the white splatter landed just above his flag lapel pin. I doubt the septuagenarian, soon to be an octogenarian, commander-in-chief would have noticed if the bird built a nest in what remains of his hair transplant.

The White House was dishing out as much feces as the discriminating bird. White House Communications Director Kate denied that a bird crapped on Biden. She claimed that it was a bit of corn that was flying around in the barn.

Politicians are always dishing out shit, it’s heartwarming to see shit land on them, for a change.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOz5XOqacM4

Trump Endorses Dr. Oz for US Senate in Pennsylvania! A Case of a Fraud Endorsing a Quack!

“I have known Dr. Oz for many years, as have many others, even if only through his very successful television show. He has lived with us through the screen and has always been popular, respected and smart.”

Donald Trump

Birds of a feather flock together, for example you will often see charlatan televangelists vouch for each other. Former reality show host Trump’s endorsement of former TV huckster Dr. Mehmet Oz didn’t raise any eyebrows, he has a history of endorsing celebrities and athletes.

Before Trump became president of the United States, he spent decades hawking fake products: diplomas to his fake university, overpriced apartments in his Trump-branded properties, ghostwritten books, etc.

Mehmet Oz spent years on television making questionable claims while promoting his own brand. Dr. Oz has long pushed faux alternative therapies, detoxes and cleanses and fad diets. He even touted hydroxychloroquine as a cure for COVID-19.

Dr. Oz medical license should be revoked, he’s a quack who doesn’t deserve to be a doctor, a senator for the commonwealth of Pennsylvania, or a dog catcher for that matter.

Notice Trump, in his endorsement, didn’t claim that Dr. Oz was knowledgeable, politically astute or wise, instead he praised his popularity as a TV star.

Trump claimed Oz is popular, respected and smart. Oz has world class name recognition, but he’s neither respected or particularly bright. Oz would be as good as a senator for Pennsylvania as the amoral monster Trump was president of the United States.

Lying Trump Calls Himself ‘the Most Honest Human Being Perhaps That God Ever Created’

“I’ve gotta be the cleanest sheriff. I think I’m the most honest human being, perhaps, that God ever created, perhaps.”

Twice-impeached former president Donald Trump, uttered this whopper at Saturday’s MAGA rally in Pennsylvania.

“Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it.”

Matthew 8:44

Trump’s statement reeks to high heaven of deceit and the arrogance of a scam artist confident that his marks will believe anything he says. Indeed, his followers consider every untruth that emanates from his sphincter-shaped mouth the Gospel truth.

This is the same master dissembler who has been caught lying about everything under the sun, ranging from the size of his crowd at his 2017 inauguration to the size of his mushroom-shaped pecker to the mother of all lies, that the 2020 presidential election was rigged and stolen.

According to the Washington Post Trump uttered more than 30,000 lies while in office, and since he left office, he has continued to tell lies at a frenetic pace, but fortunately his platform for spreading his deceptions has greatly diminished.

Trump is a sociopath, an amoral monster who has confessed that he doesn’t feel a need to ask the Almighty for forgiveness, probably because is doesn’t believe in God. But that doesn’t stop him from invoking the name of God, he’s acutely aware that sprinkling his speeches with a few mentions of Jesus gives his outrageous fabrications moral authority.

Evangelicals may worship their Orange Messiah as a deity, but in reality, he is more like the devil of the Bible. His followers feed on his lies, and that prompts him to tell even more lies, and when all is said and done, he may take the title, “The father of lies” from Satan.

If Iran Drops a Nuclear Bomb on Israel It Will Mean the End of Israel and Evangelicals

More than three-quarters (77%) of Evangelical Christians believe that if the Iranian regime were able to build a nuclear weapon, its leaders would use it to carry out their repeated threats to ‘wipe Israel off the map’ and ‘bring about a second Holocaust,’ according to a new survey published by the Joshua Fund.”

Jerusalem Post

The State of Israel is central to the faith of evangelicals, they believe Jews are God’s chosen people, and that He will preserve Israel as a Jewish nation until Jesus returns.

Adolph Hitler tried to wipe out Jews from the face of the Earth, killing six million in the Holocaust.

Evangelicals rejoiced on May 14, 1948, when David Ben-Gurion proclaimed the establishment of the State of Israel. President Harry S. Truman recognized the new nation on the same day.

Evangelicals saw the birth of the modern nation of Israel as a fulfillment of Biblical prophecy, and they rejoiced as much as the Israelis.

Evangelicals mention Israel more than they do America in their sermons, editorials and written material.

Most evangelicals believe that if the Islamic Iranian regime acquires nuclear weapons, its leaders would use them to carry out their repeated threats to wipe Israel off the face of the Earth.

I also believe that Iran wouldn’t hesitate to use nuclear weapons to destroy Israel out of unbridled hatred of the Jewish people. They also believe that their End Times prophet, the Mahdi, won’t establish a new Islamic civilization until Israel is destroyed.

If Iran drops a nuclear bomb on Israel, the Holy Land will be a nuclear wasteland for a thousand years. The destruction of Israel would mean that the Bible is not true, because from Genesis to Revelation there are hundreds of promises that God will preserve the nation of Israel.

How would the evangelical cult react to such a tragedy? I predict that untold numbers would commit suicide, multitudes would become nihilists, and others would become lawless, for the only thing that keeps a lot of them in line is fear of hell. If the Bible is not true, then they reason that there is no God, no Satan, and nothing matters.

In Light of the Probability the Supreme Court Will Overturn Roe v Wade We Must Make Abortion Pills Free or Low Cost and Easily Available

During the pandemic the United Kingdom House of Commons voted in favor of an amendment to the Health and Care Bill, to make abortion pills at home rules permanent in England and Wales.

In America we have to deal not only with the coronavirus pandemic but with the pandemic of religious intolerance, racism and conspiracy theories emanating from the white evangelical movement.

The coronavirus is no respecter of persons, and it infects people of every gender, race, sexual orientation and religious affiliation. But the evangelical virus targets religious minorities, gays and lesbians, and women whom the pernicious faith regards as subservient to men.

Evangelicals seek to rob women of sovereignty over their own bodies; their holy crusade to overturn Roe v Wade may finally come to fruition when the Supreme Court rules on the matter in late spring or early summer.

In light of the dark fate awaiting Roe, we must act as if we are in a pandemic of ignorance and intolerance and educate women on how to obtain abortion pills.

Per Planned Parenthood:

“You can get the abortion pill from a doctor, nurse, health clinic, or Planned Parenthood health center. You may be able to get the abortion pill for free or low cost.

You can get medication abortion (AKA the abortion pill) at many Planned Parenthood health centers. Our caring doctors and nurses are experts at providing safe abortion and non-judgmental support throughout the process. Even if your local Planned Parenthood health center doesn’t provide the abortion pill, you can call for more information about where to get it in your area.

A medication abortion can cost up to $750, but it’s often less. The cost of a medication abortion (AKA the abortion pill) can vary depending on the state where you receive care and your health insurance (private or government insurance). Your local Planned Parenthood health center can give you more information about the cost of the abortion and funds that might be available to help you pay for your abortion.”

We shouldn’t expect that the conservative Supreme Court Justices will have an epiphany and not overturn Roe, we must start planning now on how to live in an America without the protection of Roe.