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Kai Trump is Fair Game for Iranian Sleeper Cells

On February 28, 2006, Donald Trump, the President of the United States and putative Leader of the Free World, initiated a large-scale aerial assault on the sovereign nation of Iran.

This immoral, illegal, and unjustifiable war has claimed the lives of over a thousand Iranian civilians, including almost 200 schoolgirls and the leader of Iran.

Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, the Supreme Leader of Iran, and members of his family were killed in targeted joint U.S.-Israeli strikes in Tehran. Reports indicate his wife, daughter, son-in-law, and grandchildren died in the attacks.

The two most lethal and ruthless militaries in the world, USA and Israel, enjoy air superiority over Iran, and they murder defenseless Iranians with impunity.

Iran undoubtedly has sleeper cells in America, and President Donald Trump and his family are legitimate targets. The draft dodger-in-chief is always surrounded by an army of Secret Service Agents and killing him will be no easy task even for trained terrorists.

Kai Trump, 18, is followed by Secret Service Agents, though fewer than those assigned to her grandfather, Donald Trump.

Kai recently took her 1.45 million followers inside Erewhon, an upscale grocery store in Los Angeles, while visiting California. The influencer joked about “going bankrupt” while loading her cart at the upscale supermarket.

Iranian sleeper cells should take notice that Kai has a penchant for grocery shopping at upscale stores. Though I hope Kai avoids disaster, what’s good for the goose is good for the gander.

In Midst of War Evangelical Ministers Lay Hands on Trump in Oval Office Prayer Ceremony

On February 28, 2006, Donald Trump, the President of the United States and putative Leader of the Free World, initiated a large-scale aerial assault on the sovereign nation of Iran.

This immoral, illegal, and unjustifiable war has claimed the lives of over a thousand Iranian civilians, and it has spiraled out-of-control, ignited a regional war and blown up the world economy.

As the US-Israeli war against Iran enters its seventh day, you would think Christian ministers would be faithful to their prophetic ministry, speak truth to power, and condemn Trump and Netanyahu for their bloodthirst, and speak out on behalf of defenseless victims.

Instead, evangelical leaders made a pilgrimage to the White House to lay hands on the warmonger commander-in-chief. Deputy Chief of Staff Dan Scavino circulated a video of this appalling and sacrilegious event. The footage of these prominent white evangelical leaders gathered around Trump with eyes closed in supplication almost made me vomit.

Pastor Tom Mullins pleaded:

“I pray for your grace and your protection over him. I pray for your grace and protection over our troops and all of our men and women serving in our armed forces.”

Mullin pleads with God to protect the pedophile president who is raining bombs and missiles on a defenseless population. How about a word or two for protection over the innocent civilians in Iran and Lebanon?

I beseech God to smite the White House with an errant missile while these evangelical clowns are praying for Trump.

Trump’s Attack on Iran is Unwarranted, Illegal and Immoral

Iran does not possess intercontinental ballistic missiles capable of reaching the continental United States. The consensus among nuclear experts is that Iran is not weeks away from producing nuclear bombs as claimed by Israel and Trump. In a 2012 address to the UN General Assembly Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu explicitly declared that Iran is weeks away from developing nuclear weapons. Since then, the warmonger has regularly warned that Iran is weeks away from having nuclear weapons. Yeah right, and Sidney Sweeney is only weeks away from accepting my marriage proposal.

In short, Iran does not pose an imminent threat to America, so why did Trump launch a massive aerial attack on the Islamic country? The ongoing military conflict against Iran is burning hundreds of billions of taxpayer money, so there must be a legitimate reason for going to war, right?

Trump has provided varying explanations for his military action against Iran. But the sad reality is that America has nothing to gain by attacking Iran, and our commander-in-chief took the extreme and unwarranted action on the behalf of Israel and to curry favor with his evangelical base.

Christian Nationalist Secretary of War Pete Hegseth and subordinates have invoked “biblical end times” rhetoric to justify involvement to troops. One officer told his troops that “Trump had been anointed by Jesus to light the signal fire in Iran to cause Armageddon and mark his return to Earth.”

The unstable Trump and his Christian Nationalist military officers aren’t going to hasten the return of Jesus Christ, but they may ignite a nuclear Armageddon or at least a regional war that will cost thousands of lives and blow up the world economy.

Evangelicals Think Trump’s Iran Strike was God’s Will

It was unconstitutional for President Donald Trump to bomb Iran’s nuclear sites without approval from Congress. It was criminal and against international norms for the commander-in-chief to declare war on a country that had not dropped a single bomb or fired a single missile at us. It was political malpractice for Trump, who promised to keep us out of endless wars, to entangle us in another conflict in the Middle East.

In his address to the nation Saturday night, Trump said:

 “I want to just thank everybody. And, in particular, God. I want to just say, we love you, God, and we love our great military. Protect them. God bless the Middle East. God bless Israel and God bless America.”

The amoral sociopath sounded like the preacher-in-chief as he invoked the name of God to try to justify his strikes against Iran. I’m sorry but the strikes against Iran were unconstitutional, criminal, and immoral. Would a deity bless bombing Iran, on behalf of a nation that is committing genocide in Gaza?

Evangelicals were overjoyed with Trump’s presidential benediction; they were impressed with how many times he crammed the word “God” into his uncharacteristically brief speech. Evangelicals believe that anything that helps Israel and hurts Muslim nations is hastening the return of Jesus Christ. These sick wankers think that America bombing Iran and that Israel slaughtering over 55,000 Palestinian civilians is accelerating the Rapture.

I am so goddamn sick of Trump and his evangelical cult, keep God out of ya mouth.

Michele Bachmann: Iran Will be Decimated if it Attacks Israel

“An Iranian attack on Israel is senseless and suicidal for Iran.

Iran will be decimated. Israel will survive and win against any Iranian attack.”

Michele Bachmann

Bachmann isn’t your typical evangelical yahoo perfunctory spouting off against Israel’s chief nemesis, she’s a former congresswoman who served on the House Intelligence Committee and was a former presidential candidate.

But events have proven how wrong Bachmann was, and she would be well advised to keep her geopolitical opinions within her home bible study.

The Iranian attack on Israel was not senseless, it was retaliation for Israel’s April Fool’s attack on the Iranian consulate annex building adjacent to the Iranian embassy in Damascus that killed 16 people, including Brigadier General Mohammad Reza Zahedi and seven other IRGC officers.

An attack on an embassy is considered an attack on the country it represents; it’s an act of war and Iran had no other option than to retaliate directly against Israel.

Israel needed to be humbled, the apartheid state needed to pay a price for committing genocide against the Palestinians.

Iran struck Israel with a swarm of over 300 drones, ballistic and cruise missiles, and Iran has not been decimated. Israel hasn’t yet responded and her chief benefactor, the Unites States, has informed the Jewish state that it doesn’t support miliary retaliation.

Iran is a bigger threat than Israel to stability in the Middle East, but America must not reflexively and unconditionally support Israel. We must criticize Israel when she acts recklessly, and military aid must be conditional.

If Iran Drops a Nuclear Bomb on Israel It Will Mean the End of Israel and Evangelicals

“More than three-quarters (77%) of Evangelical Christians believe that if the Iranian regime were able to build a nuclear weapon, its leaders would use it to carry out their repeated threats to ‘wipe Israel off the map’ and ‘bring about a second Holocaust,’ according to a new survey published by the Joshua Fund.”

Jerusalem Post

The State of Israel is central to the faith of evangelicals, they believe Jews are God’s chosen people, and that He will preserve Israel as a Jewish nation until Jesus returns.

Adolph Hitler tried to wipe out Jews from the face of the Earth, killing six million in the Holocaust.

Evangelicals rejoiced on May 14, 1948, when David Ben-Gurion proclaimed the establishment of the State of Israel. President Harry S. Truman recognized the new nation on the same day.

Evangelicals saw the birth of the modern nation of Israel as a fulfillment of Biblical prophecy, and they rejoiced as much as the Israelis.

Evangelicals mention Israel more than they do America in their sermons, editorials and written material.

Most evangelicals believe that if the Islamic Iranian regime acquires nuclear weapons, its leaders would use them to carry out their repeated threats to wipe Israel off the face of the Earth.

I also believe that Iran wouldn’t hesitate to use nuclear weapons to destroy Israel out of unbridled hatred of the Jewish people. They also believe that their End Times prophet, the Mahdi, won’t establish a new Islamic civilization until Israel is destroyed.

If Iran drops a nuclear bomb on Israel, the Holy Land will be a nuclear wasteland for a thousand years. The destruction of Israel would mean that the Bible is not true, because from Genesis to Revelation there are hundreds of promises that God will preserve the nation of Israel.

How would the evangelical cult react to such a tragedy? I predict that untold numbers would commit suicide, multitudes would become nihilists, and others would become lawless, for the only thing that keeps a lot of them in line is fear of hell. If the Bible is not true, then they reason that there is no God, no Satan, and nothing matters.

Trump Retweets Fake Image of Pelosi and Schumer in Muslim Garb

Reading Donald Trump’s Tweeter feed is as enlightening, illuminating and life-affirming as reading a serial killer’s diary, there isn’t a low he won’t sink to appeal to his racist base.

Trump retweeted a photoshopped image of Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer and Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi in traditional Islamic garb, standing in front of an Iranian flag, with the caption “Democrats 2020.”

The stable genius, renowned diplomat and geopolitical master is implying that the top two Democrats, and by extension most Democrats, support the Iranian regime.

Trump may be unable to find Iran in a map, but even he knows that Pelosi and Schumer aren’t in league with Iran, but he loves feeding red meat to his ravenous base. Many of the rednecks, religious fanatics and assorted riff raff in his base will actually believe that Pelosi and Schumer are secretly Muslim, they will believe anything their Messiah says.

Trump is furious with these Democrats for having the temerity to demand that the administration offer detailed information about the supposed “imminent” threat posed by Iranian general Qasem Soleimani which led to the US military’s assassination of him by a drone strike.

Let’s not forget that one of Trump’s first actions as president was the Muslim ban, there is simply no room in Trump’s America for dark-skinned Muslims. This anti-Muslim image is just the latest manifestation of Trump’s abhorrence of Muslims and other religious and racial minorities.

Trump may be winning points with his racist base, but he isn’t winning hearts and minds in the Muslim world, and the most extreme elements in the Muslim world will respond with bombs and assassinations of their own.

Eulogist at Qassem Soleimani’s Funeral Calls for Trump’s Assassination! What Do You Think?

A eulogist at the funeral procession of Iranian general Qassem Soleimani has called for President Donald Trump to be assassinated.

“Anyone who brings the yellow haired lunatic to us will get 80 million dollars from the Iranian people”, said the grief-stricken and outraged mourner.

He wasn’t alone in his grief and outrage at the Trump administration, more than a million people took to the streets of Tehran to pay their respects to the iconic Iranian military and political leader, and to vent their anger at the aforementioned yellow haired lunatic.

It shouldn’t be surprising that Iranians are calling for the assassination of Trump, “an eye for an eye” is a proverb that everyone in the Middle East lives by. If Trump ordered the assassination of an Iranian government official naturally the patriotic people of Iran are calling out for the blood of the feckless leader of America.

I didn’t shed any tears when Soleimani was murdered, the blood of hundreds of American soldiers and tens of thousands of Syrian and Iraqi civilians are in his hands, and likewise I won’t shed any tears if Trump is assassinated, he has destroyed democracy, civility and morality in the homeland and he has made America a worldwide laughingstock.