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Top 4 Ways CNN Can Make Amends for Televising Trump Town Hall

The CNN town hall was such an affront to humanity, such a tour de farce, such a display of fuckery that I felt compelled to write a series of essays on the shit show from the pit of hell.

In my last essay I wrote that the CNN MAGA rally masquerading as a town hall was an unpardonable sin, but perhaps there is a way in which CNN can make amends. Here are a few suggestions:

FIRE CHRIS LICHT

Since May 2022, he has been the chairman and CEO of CNN. He has been on a mission from God to transform CNN from a liberal/moderate news organization into a Fox Light clone. This foolish endeavor is destined to be as popular and successful as Bud Light’s marketing strategy.

SWEAR ON TED TURNER’S GRAVE NOT TO AIR ANY TRUMP RALLY OR SPEECH

CNN should profusely apologize to their aggrieved viewers and pledge never again to air any Trump event, be it a speech, rally, photo-op or press conference. The only speech they should televise is the one where he drops out of the presidential race. Don’t normalize a monster, period!

TELEVISE A TOWN HALL WITH E. JEAN CARROLL AND THE DOZENS OF OTHER WOMEN TRUMP SEXUALLY ASSAULTED

In the town hall Trump made disparaging remarks about E. Jean Carroll just a day after he was found liable in a civil case for sexually assaulting her. CNN gave the serial predator a national platform to defame, insult and mock her once again. The only way CNN can make amends is by giving her a platform to defend her reputation.

TELEVISE A JOE BIDEN TOWN HALL

Give the Biden town hall audience the same instructions as the Trump audience: be respectful, applaud, but don’t boo.

If CNN fails to take these actions it’s incumbent upon us to boycott the failed news organization.

CNN ‘Town Hall’: a Shit Show of Biblical Proportions

The CNN “town hall” was an unmitigated disaster, a shit show of biblical proportions, a desecration of journalism, an off-the-rails MAGA rally, a betrayal of CNN’s audience, a Lollapalooza of lies, a desperate publicity stunt for ratings and the death knell for the formerly most trusted name in news.

The sorry spectacle had evangelicals shouting “Amen”, Nazis screaming “Hail Hitler, rednecks as happy as pigs eating slop and the demons in hell squealing in delight.

But I’ll pull a pearl out of Trump’s incontinent rectum, and admit that one good thing was accomplished: the televised abomination proved once and for all that Donald Trump hasn’t changed one iota for the better. He’s still the steaming pile of human shit that he’s always been. There is no Trump 2.0, he’s still an asshole.

The town hall from the pit of hell was vintage Trump: he called the moderator a “nasty person” for doing her due diligence as a journalist and asking follow-up questions to controversial subjects, he made disparaging remarks about E. Jean Carroll just a day after he was found liable in a civil case for sexually assaulting her, and he defended the Big Lie.

The CNN town hall was the unpardonable sin, liberals will never forgive the cable news giant. CNN is anathema to me.

Trump turns everything he touches to shit, and he has managed to destroy CNN.

CNN Televises Trump MAGA Rally Disguised as a Town Hall

Under its new chief executive, Chris Licht, CNN is dumping some of their more left-leaning anchors and steering the cable news giant to a more moderate position.

Under the stewardship of the former CNN president, Jeff Zucker, CNN didn’t air any of the fascist Trump MAGA rallies in the last four years.

In a desperate attempt to appeal to a more conservative demographic Licht aired a Trump MAGA rally disguised as a town hall.

CNN chose an audience of Republican and Republican leaning voters for their town hall that they knew would cheer for his lies, laugh at his conviction for sexual assault and revel in his antics.

The all-white audience at the CNN town hall resembled a crowded Cracker Barrel on a Sunday morning after church, a white nationalist convention or a MAGA rally.

Not a single person of color was allowed to question Trump, and the moderator, Kaitlan Collins, was ill-equipped to deal with Trump’s bullying tactics. Why didn’t CNN choose a more seasoned anchor for such an important event?

As I witnessed the cultists clap, cheer and chuckle at the racist and ignorant rhetoric emanating from the sphincter-shaped mouth of Trump, I marveled that this shit show was being televised on CNN and not Fox News or Newsmax.

CNN probably got monster ratings for the sickening spectacle, but they have lost their soul.

White Evangelicals Still Infatuated with Trump

Donald Trump is worried that there’s some erosion among the rock-solid support he enjoys among white evangelicals. I don’t think Trump has anything to worry about on that front, evangelicals regard their Orange Messiah with awe and reverence. They are blind to his warts and festering sores, they are too preoccupied fawning over the lies, racism, homophobia and misogyny that emanates from his sphincter-shaped mouth.

Nevertheless, in an effort to shore up his support among evangelicals, Trump had an interview with a pro-Trump evangelical minister on April at Mar-a-Lago.

In the interview with a sycophant from the Victory Channel, Trump reminisced about his Christian upbringing and claimed that he regularly attended Sunday school. This is just another whopper from the liar-in-chief, there is no evidence that Trump’s father, a ruthless businessman who was solely focused on accumulated wealth at the expense of ordinary citizens, raised him in the Christian faith.

He told the interviewer that the Bible is even better than his coffee table picture book. “I’m glad to hear you say that,” the evangelical fluffer said reassuringly.

Evangelicals know damn well that Trump who has a penchant for holding the Bible upside down at photo-ops, and who attended church only at Easter and Christmas during his scandal-riddled term has no Christian inclinations whatsoever.

Evangelicals will continue to support the amoral sociopath for pragmatic reasons: his hatred of immigrants and the LGBT community, and his commitment to appoint anti-abortion judges.

Trump can stop pretending to be a Christian, evangelicals have shown no evidence that they will stop getting spiritually high by sniffing the odor that emanates from his rectum, regardless what crimes or sins he commits.

Trump Can Rape a Woman in the Middle of Fifth Avenue and Evangelicals Will Still Vote for Him

“An attorney on MSNBC on Friday said former president Donald Trump’s deposition video, which some legal experts have said could be devastating to his defense in the case in which he has been accused of defamation and rape, shows that Trump faked his initial reaction to the release of his infamous recordings bragging about committing sexual assaults because he’s famous.”

MSNBC

On October 7, 2016, one month before the presidential election, The Washington Post released the infamous Hollywood Access Grab ‘em by the pussy tape, and pundits and political analysts predicted that evangelicals would turn against Trump costing him the election.

But Trump issued a perfunctory apology, and that was enough for the evangelicals to cling to him and they enthusiastically voted for him giving him enough of a margin to defeat Hillary Clinton.

In an edited deposition video released as a trial exhibit in the civil rape defamation case filed by E. Jean Carroll against the serial predator Donald Trump, he exposed his true feelings about the comments he uttered in the Hollywood Access tape, namely that he had no remorse.

He said that “unfortunately or fortunately” “over the last million years” stars can grab women by the genitals. Trump definitely has acted over the decades as if he had carte blanche to rape, grope and sexually abuse women.

In hindsight, Trump would have won the 2016 presidential election without issuing a faux apology, and he didn’t even need ramrod straight evangelical Mike Pence as his beard, he had evangelicals at “hello”.

If Trump rapes a woman, or even an underage girl. in the middle of Fifth Avenue, he won’t need to pretend to apologize, evangelicals will vote for him in 2024 come hell or high water.

Woman Accuses Trump of Groping Her: ‘He Was Like an Octopus’

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Jessica Leeds testified on Tuesday to support a defamation lawsuit against Trump filed by writer, E. Jean Carroll.

Carroll alleges Trump forcibly raped and groped her in a Manhattan luxury department store dressing room in the mid 1990’s. She is suing the serial pussy grabber for defamation because he denied the rape and, in the process, called her a liar.

Leeds testified in court that Trump groped her on an airplane with what she said felt like “40 zillion hands.” She said that Trump was like an octopus and that his hands were everywhere.

To be raped by a blimp with a mouth that resembles a sphincter must be a horrifying life-shattering experience, and I hope that the jury awards Carroll millions.

But to be groped by a fat ass with grotesque doll hands is also a terrifying experience, and I hope Leeds is under psychiatric care.

Imagine the nightmarish experience of Trump’s tiny hand reaching up your legs trying to grab your vagina? That’s more horrible than having a giant octopus trying to strangle you with his tentacles, or a movie alien penetrating all of your orifices with his myriad appendages. The horror, the horror.

A horror flick that features a Trump-like monster with a dozen doll hands and a tiny mushroom-shaped pecker would be the scariest movie of all time.

Who Will Prevail in 2024, Senile Biden or Crazy Trump?

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Donald Trump, the twice impeached, freshly indicted, failed insurrectionist is the most unqualified, incompetent and morally bankrupt presidential candidate in history. Every time he opens his sphincter-shaped mouth, he adds to his litany of batshit crazy and incomprehensible statements. The Republicans have made the Mayor of Crazy Town their standard bearer, and he faces only token opposition in his relentless and inevitable march to the Republican nomination.

In a normal presidential cycle, the Democrats would already be popping open bottles of champagne and looking forward to occupying the White House for another four years.

But there is nothing normal about this election cycle, and nobody has a clue which political party will prevail in 2024.

Joe Biden the incumbent, who is suffering from dementia, is running (dawdling?) for reelection with the cackling word salad champion, Kamala Harris as his running mate.

The somnolent Biden only comes out of his stupor when he spots an innocent little girl that he can fondle and sniff. He shakes hands with imaginary friends, of whom he has an abundance, falls down stairs, and exits stages in a circuitous route that confounds his Secret Service agents.

The age of COVID-19 may be over, but due to his lack of physical agility and declining mental acuity, Biden will be forced to run a virtual campaign from the White House basement.

Who will win the presidential election, the incumbent that the electorate will rarely see, or the challenger who will drive people nuts with his myriad MAGA rallies?

Me? I will continue to warn the public about these two pathetic presidential candidates, and I will be pray that the Grim Reaper will soon kill both of these decrepit old white men who refuse to give up their power.

The Passion of Donald Trump

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This Easter it became abundantly clear just how far away from Jesus white evangelicals have strayed and how closely they cling to their new messiah, Donald Trump.

In some third world countries like the Philippines, we witness the spectacle of penitents crucifying themselves in imitation of Jesus Christ’s suffering and death.

In America, on Holy Week, we witnessed the spectacle of white evangelicals metaphorically donning sackcloth and ashes and weeping over the prosecution and persecution of their savior Donald Trump.

The twice-impeached president was indicted on 34 felony counts of falsifying business records, to cover up his one-night stand with a porn star. The same white evangelicals who wanted to drive Bill Clinton on a rail out of town for having oral sex with a White House intern, totally overlook their orange savior’s dalliance with the porn star, and claim that he shouldn’t be indicted over what they perceive as simply a bookkeeping error.

In the passion play as represented by white evangelicals Donald Trump is the messiah who is suffering spiritual, financial and emotional pain, and damage to his brand on the behalf of White America. It should be emphasized that according to their reckoning Trump isn’t suffering for all of America, just for conservate white citizens.

If you think I’m overstating the case let me remind of the words of Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene:

“President Trump is joining some of the most incredible people in history being arrested today. Nelson Mandela was arrested, served time in prison. Jesus! Jesus was arrested and murdered!”

The steaming pile of human excrement known as Donald Trump is worshipped as the savior of white America by evangelicals and they aren’t going to forsake him, no matter how many times he’s indicted, for any pretender like Ron DeSantis.

The faith of evangelicals in their orange messiah won’t be dashed until he loses again, and he becomes too senile to run again.

Biden vs Trump in 2024? Just Kill Me!

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“With President Biden reportedly set to announce his reelection campaign early next week, more Americans say they feel exhaustion over the prospect of a 2024 rematch between Biden and his predecessor, Donald Trump, than any other emotion, according to a new Yahoo News/YouGov poll.

No other sentiment — not fear (29%), sadness (23%), hope (23%), anger (23%), excitement (16%), pride (8%) or gratitude (7%) — cracks the 30% mark among all Americans.”

Yahoo News

Four years after a historically large number of Republican and Democrat presidential candidates, it looks like the field for the 2024 presidential campaign will be much smaller. It will likely be headlined by the same two senile men who ran in the general election last time: President Joe Biden and the twice-impeached, freshly indicted former President Donald J. Trump.

Biden has only token opposition: New Age quack Marianne Williamson and anti-vaxxer Robert F. Kennedy Jr. Williamson will be lucky to get the support of a few New Age weirdos and Kennedy might get the support of a few anti-vaxxers who have grown tired of Trump’s antics.

Trump has only token opposition: Nickie Haley, a former governor of South Carolina and United Nations ambassador under Trump, Vivek Ramaswamy, a millionaire entrepreneur, Asa Hutchinson, a former governor of Arkansas and nutjob conservative radio host Larry Elder. Trump will make mincemeat out of these pretenders, they don’t’ have a snowball’s chance in hell of winning the nomination.

Ron DeSantis, the governor of Florida, is the only one who might pose a threat to Trump, but he hasn’t announced yet, and most political operatives think he’s not ready for prime time.

Unless Biden’s cognitive mental decline approaches Dianne Feinstein’s vegetable level and he’s forced to withdraw or the morbidly obese Trump suffers a fatal attack, it’s going to be Biden vs Trump again. And I’m already exhausted, depressed and bored to death.

What can we expect from the 2024 general election campaign? Biden safely ensconced in the White House running a virtual campaign. Biden does not have the physical energy or the mental acuity to run a conventional campaign. Trump leveling insults at Biden and holding his Nazi-like MAGA rallies.

Biden vs Trump II is evidence that our democracy is broken. Our only hope is for the Grim Reaper to target Biden or Trump, or hopefully both. We desperately need a new generation of presidential candidates to revive our democracy.

Asa Hutchinson: Trump’s Campaign a Personal Vendetta

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“Former Arkansas GOP Gov. Asa Hutchinson said former President Donald Trump has taken the Republican Party ‘back to bitterness.’

‘Donald Trump has taken us back to bitterness. He’s taken us back to, you know what, a personal vendetta,’ Hutchinson said. ‘Whenever you look at what he wants to do as president, it’s more about getting even with his political enemies than leading our country, which concerns me.’”

Washington Examiner

All of the announced Republican presidential candidates, with the exception of former Arkansas Gov. Asa Hutchinson, treat the frontrunner Donald Trump with deference and respect. You’d think the twice impeached, freshly indicted insurrectionist was a statesman worthy of such reverence.

Hutchinson doesn’t have a snowball’s chance in hell of winning the Republican nomination, but as one of Trump’s most vocal GOP critics his quixotic campaign may serve as a reminder that Trump is a steaming pile of shit.

Hutchinson is spot-on, Trump isn’t running to enact a conservative agenda, rather he’s on a mission from God, a personal vendetta if you will, to get even with all of his enemies.

There will be no guard rails in a second Trump administration, he will be in full dictator mode, as he seeks revenge on America for choosing Biden over him.

Hutchinson ain’t gonna win, but hopefully enough Republican voters in the general election will remember his warning to deny Trump the presidency.

Donald Trump is an Oxygen Thief

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Oxygen Thief:

One who does nothing good for anyone and has absolutely no point in being on earth but to deprive you of your precious oxygen.

Urbandictionary.com

Trump is the epitome of an oxygen thief; he does nothing good for anyone. He’s a sociopath who is incapable of empathy, and a narcissist who is only concerned with increasing his wealth, burnishing his brand, satisfying his sexual urges and regaining the power of the presidency.

Trump is an oxygen thief who sucks up all the oxygen in the room. He’s fat as a pig and he sucks in all the oxygen through his sphincter-shaped mouth.  He recycles the toxic air in his system by spewing vile rhetoric that stinks even more than the farts and crap that emanate from his incontinent rectum.

Trump’s goal is to be the biggest asshole in politics, and he attracts ignorant rednecks, sanctimonious evangelicals, and racist vermin of all stripes whose main goal in their pathetic lives is to kiss his ass.

Trump sucks in all the oxygen in the Republican presidential primary, his scandals, outrageous rhetoric, and beastly behavior dominates every news cycle.

Trump is depriving all of  his potential Republican challengers of oxygen, and their only hope of surviving is to crawl up his ass and breath in his noxious farts.

Ron DeSantis is No Match for the Ruthless Donald Trump

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“Former New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie (R) on Sunday knocked Florida GOP Gov. Ron DeSantis, who suggested last week his state would not cooperate in any potential extradition of former President Trump over an indictment filed in Manhattan despite having not received such a request.“

The Hill

Just hours after a grand jury voted to indict Trump, a resident of Florida, the Florida governor Ron DeSantis declared he would not assist in any extradition request, even though Trump’s legal team had already said they planned to cooperate. Indeed, Trump’s lawyers negotiated a voluntary surrender with the prosecutor.

This was a golden opportunity for DeSantis to draw a distinction between himself and the lawless Trump by urging his constituents to respect the rule of law and let the indictment proceed without any interference from him.

Christie is spot-on, who the hell asked DeSantis for his opinion? The gratuitous remark by DeSantis was calculated to appease Trump’s MAGA base.

We don’t need another Republican presidential candidate who quivers in his boots at the prospect of drawing the ire of the vindictive and ruthless Trump.

We need a Republican presidential candidate like Christie (but not the hapless Christie) who isn’t afraid to rebuke Trump when he breaks the law.

DeSantis ain’t it. The feckless governor of Florida is just another Little Marco Rubio who will wither and die under the pervasive ridicule and criticism of Trump.

Trump to Make Speech Tuesday Night After His Arraignment

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Twice-impeached and indicted former President Donald Trump will make a speech in Florida at his Mar-a-Lago club after he’s arraigned in New York on charges related to hush money payments to porn star Stormy Daniels.

If Trump had a modicum of integrity, he would declare that the office of the president of the United States is greater than any individual, and that to preserve the integrity of the office he will end his presidential campaign. He would admit that a presidential candidate indicted for charges related to hush money payments and one likely to also be indicted for the much more serious crimes of obstruction of justice and inciting a riot would be well-advised to hand the baton to better qualified candidates.

But we all know that Trump wouldn’t know integrity if it bit him in his fat ass. Trump will puff his chest and attempt to project an image of strength and defiance; he will use the indictment to grift his supporters once again. Trump’s cult members will donate millions to the billionaire con artist.

Trump’s indictment for the relatively minor crimes stemming from the hush money payments will help him in the Republican primary, but the New York indictment and the more serious indictments that will surely follow will doom him in the general election.

Stormy Daniels Brings Down Donald Trump! Thank You Jesus

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At the start of Donald Trump’s 2016 presidential campaign, Trump’s fixer, Michael Cohen, made hush-money payments to porn star Stormy Daniels to keep her from going public about her one-night-stand with Trump.

In 2016 the relationship between the amoral playboy Donald Trump and the sanctimonious evangelical Christians was brand new, and Trump wasn’t sure how much of his indiscretions his new supporters would tolerate.

That’s why he instructed his fixer to pay off the porn star to keep her quiet. Seven years later, Trump has become the first former president to be indicted, over that payment.

If only Trump had known in 2016 the extent of the hypocrisy and pragmatism of white evangelicals, not only would he not have paid off Daniels but he would have publicly admitted to the affair.

As Trump has learned during the last seven years, white evangelicals will justify and excuse his worst sins in order  to keep him in power, so he can enact their xenophobic, homophobic and misogynist agenda.

If Trump could turn back the clock to 2016, he would admit to knowing Daniels in the biblical sense, and declare her vagina a holy receptacle for his divine sperm. Evangelicals would worship Stormy Daniels with the same reverence that Catholics worship the Virgin Mary, and he wouldn’t be facing indictment today over the hush money payments to Story Daniels.

Trump Shares Fake AI-Created Image of Himself on Truth Social

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With the likelihood that twice-impeached former president Donald Trump may be indicted any day now, fake AI images of Trump being arrested have inundated social media platforms.

The highly detailed, sensational images depict Trump getting gang-tackled by riot-gear-clad New York City police officers or getting handcuffed and dragged across Fifth Avenue.

Naturally, these images elicited millions of clicks, who doesn’t want to see Trump finally being held to account for his myriad crimes?

Even Trump has jumped on the AI bandwagon, he shared a fake AI-created image of himself on Truth Social.

You do not have to be a professional photographer or an expert on AI images to discern that the photo Trump shared on his social media platform is as fake as his orange tan.

The fake image depicts Trump on one knee praying. Bitch, please! A 76-year-old-man who weighs as much as a baby hippo is incapable of taking a knee without tipping over and cracking his skull.

I simply can’t imagine Trump praying, unless he’s praying to himself front of a full-length mirror, or he’s the center of attention, with everyone laying hands of him, as he pretends to pray. None of the four figures in the background of the fake image are looking in his direction.

Finally, the most important reason why I know the image is fake is because Trump’s hands appear to be normal, and not the grotesquely small doll hands they are in real life.

Trump’s Next MAGA Rally: Waco, Texas

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Twice-impeached, and hopefully soon indicted, former President Donald Trump chose a disturbing location for his first MAGA rally since announcing he is running for president in 2024: Waco, Texas.

The rally, planned for Saturday, will occur during the 30th anniversary of the siege of the Branch Davidian compound in Waco. The tragic incident is seared in the consciousness of Americans, it seems only yesterday federal agents raided the compound seeking to arrest cult leader David Koresh. The botched raid resulted in an inferno that left 76 people, including 25 children dead.

Waco resonates with the far-right base that worships Trump with as much fervor as the Branch Davidians worshipped David Koresh. Nazis, Christian nationalists, and right-wing crazies of all stripes regard the Waco anniversary with the same reverence that they regard Christmas or Easter.

Koresh was a narcissist who reveled in his power over his followers, and I don’t think he shed a tear that his monumental ego resulted in a conflagration that killed dozens of children.

Trump’s ego matches that of Koresh, and Trump does not care that his refusal to accept the result of the 2020 election almost resulted in the end of our democracy.

Trump is cognizant that Waco represents the hatred that his base harbors towards the federal government, and he could care less if he incites another Waco-style inferno.

Donald Trump: I Am Your Retribution

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Donald Trump is a sociopath who achieved success as a businessman, tabloid star and a reality TV celebrity by breaking all the rules of man and God. Religion was an impediment to achieving his selfish goals, therefore he did not even pretend to be a Christian.

But when almost by accident he became the messiah of white evangelicals, he adopted an Old Testament prophetical tone to his political speeches.

Trump has always spoken in superlatives, and it was an easy transition for him to speak in the most apocalyptic terms possible. He casts himself as the Messiah who will defeat the enemies of God: liberals, feminists, and the LGBTQ community.

At the Conservative Political Action Conference proclaimed to the crowd of true believers:

“In 2016, I declared, ‘I am your voice, Today, I add: I am your warrior. I am your justice. And for those who have been wronged and betrayed: I am your retribution.”

Trump’s fiery rhetoric resonated with the MAGA crowd. White evangelicals aren’t interested in peace, unity, and love, they feed off their Orange Messiah’s hatred and desire for vengeance and retribution.

 God help us if Trump becomes the president in 2024, he will usher in an orgy of hatred and retribution.

Biden Dismisses Trump by Making Sign of the Cross

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During a speech in Philadelphia where President Biden introduced his budget proposal, he made a quick reference to Donald Trump and then just as quickly dismissed him.

The crowd jeered at the mention of the twice-impeached president; you’d think he had invoked the name of the Antichrist or the Dallas Cowboys’ quarterback.

“I had a big fight with the former president, and maybe future president,” Biden said at the event in Philadelphia, referring to the 2020 election battle.

“Bless me father,” Biden said, then made the sign of the cross.

As a progressive who treasures the separation of church and state, I instinctively feel like giving Biden the finger whenever he makes the sign of the cross.

But I will forgive Biden’s venial sin of making a religious symbol, because I appreciate the way he summarily dispatched the execrable Republican frontrunner.

It’s axiomatic that Trump is an evil sociopath. if you’re a Catholic you don’t have to deliver a sermon detailing the myriad ways he is evil incarnate, you can simply dismiss him by making the sign of the cross.

The sign of the cross is universally understood by Catholics and fans of horror flicks as a sure-fire way of dispatching the devil to hell where he belongs.

Biden should follow this template if he runs for reelection: make fleeting references to Trump and then devote his stump speeches to policy issues.

Trump, Jan 6. Jailbirds Collaborate on Cringey Song, ‘Justice for All’

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“A new song released Friday features Donald Trump and a group of jailed Jan. 6 rioters ― and it’s struck a sour note with critics.

‘Justice For All’ is reportedly raising funds to support the families of Trump supporters locked up on charges related to the violence on Jan. 6, 2021.”

Huffington Post

Elvis Presley can rest in peace, Donald Trump and his band of imprisoned January 6 insurrectionists’ rendition of “Justice for All” falls woefully short of competing with the king’s classic “Jailhouse Rock.”

The track consists of the jailed rioters singing the National Anthem, interspersed with short breaks where Trump recites the Pledge of Allegiance.

The inmates recorded their singing on a jailhouse phone, so don’t expect this recording to receive a Grammy award for its production values.

The song is available on all streaming services, and on Apple Music, it’s listed in the devotional and spiritual section. Only Trump sycophants and insurrectionists would find a song featured the twice-impeached president and jailed rioters inspiring and spiritual.

A music video featuring footage of Trump “performing patriotic act” during his presidency and shots of the riots will be released shortly.

This ode to insurrection may thrill the Orange Baboon’s supporters, but it strikes a sour note with everyone else.

Trump Donates Trump Water to Residents of East Palestine

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Twice-impeached former president Donald trump visited East Palestine, Ohio, on Wednesday, the site of the train derailment that led to a toxic spill that polluted the air and water of the tiny community.

Trump criticized the lackluster response of the federal government, at the time president Joe Biden and Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg had yet to visit the devastated village.

The sociopath who is incapable of empathy attempted to portray himself as an empathetic figure. Let’s just say that Trump is no Bill Clinton, we believed the slimy Clinton when he said “I feel your pain”, but Trump would have been more believable, had he said, “I caused your pain.” Trump gutted several rail regulations, most notably rescinding a 2015 rule to require faster brakes on trains carrying hazardous materials.

Trump visited a McDonald’s to buy burgers and fries for local firefighters and he came with pallets of bottled Trump water. The Trump branded bottled water went bankrupt over a decade ago, leading many to ask, was the Trump water any safer to drink than the local polluted water. After all, even bottled water has a shelf life. The water in the Trump water will not expire, but the plastic bottle will leach chemicals into the water over time.

Isn’t that just like Trump, bringing bottles of water that bear his likeness to a devastated community that voted for him in an overwhelming fashion in 2020?

Trump could care less about the effects of the toxic spill on the ravaged community, he just wants to remind the citizens of the swing state of Ohio to vote for him in 2024.

Donald Trump Desperately Needs to Come Up with a Nickname for Ron DeSantis

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Donald Trump is a master of branding his political opponents with demeaning nicknames. In the 2016 presidential primaries he decimated the field of over a dozen Republicans by christening them with nicknames that captured their biggest flaws: Lying Ted Cruz, Little Marco, Low-energy Jeb …

There is only one potential Republican challenger who makes Trump wet his diapers in fear, Florida Governor Ron DeSantis. Even though DeSantis hasn’t announced that he’s running, Trump is already trying out belittling monikers:

At a MAGA rally in November he debuted his first nickname for DeSantis, “Ron DeSanctimonius”,  but that landed with a thud. In February Trump called DeSantis a “RINO Globalist” during a rant on Truth Social, the word “globalist” which alludes to conspiracy theory about a cabal of elite Jewish individuals who secretly control the world, will resonate with his base, but I don’t that the clunky appellation will catch on.

According to the New York Times, Trump has recently been referring in private to DeSantis as “Meatball Ron.” That one also strikes me as a loser, that fails to capture the essence of DeSantis.

DeSantis is Trump’s strongest challenger, and without a denigrating sobriquet to hurl at the governor of Florida, the nicknamer-in-chief is ill-equipped to engage in battle with him.

Biggest Blimp: Chinese Spy Balloon, Chris Christie or Donald Trump?

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Donald Trump and Chris Christie, two Republican heavyweights in physical girth as well as political influence, sniped at each other on Sunday in a series of social media posts.

Christie landed the first jab, predicting on ABC’s “This Week”, that Trump would lose a 2024 rematch with President Joe Biden.  Trump has a well-deserved reputation as a counter-puncher, and he quickly responded on his Truth Social platform with a series of insults.

I’m not go into detail into the juvenile barbs that the two blowhards hurled at each other, there is nothing to be gained by trying to analyze such buffoonery.

This is a preview of the crass insults that will permeate campaign commercials and cable TV news airwaves during the 20024 Republican presidential primaries.

Instead of Trump and Christie duking it out rhetorically or physically why not have a balloon face-off? Christie is almost as huge as the Chinese spy balloon and he’s full of hot air, so why not launch the fat ass failed presidential candidate into the stratosphere along with the infamous Baby Trump balloon, and the one who remains afloat the longest wins.

Trump Claims Golf Tournament Win Despite Not Playing First Round

“Former US President Donald Trump has claimed victory in a tournament that took place last week at his West Palm Beach Golf Club in Florida, even though he was 600 miles away at a funeral in North Carolina when it began.”

Golf Monthly

How can Donald Trump claim to be the victor of a two-round golf tournament when he missed the first round? How did he accomplish this seemingly impossible sports feat? The cheater-in-chief simply took his score from a round he’d played two days earlier and announced that would count as the score for his opening round. When you are the owner of the golf resort where the tournament is being held, I guess you can engage in whatever shenanigans you choose to ensure victory. Taking a mulligan his one thing, claiming to win a golf event where you miss the opening round is a horse of a different color.

Trump even had the audacity to brag about his “victory” on his Truth Social media platform:”

“A great honor to have won the Senior Club Championship at Trump International Golf Club, one of the best courses in the country, in Palm Beach County, Florida. Competed against many fine golfers, and was hitting the ball long and straight.”

I can imagine Trump’s sycophants’ reaction:

“Thank you, Jesus, for directing the path of the golf ball to the hole, and blessing our Orange Savior with yet another victory. Please Lord don’t let the godless liberals succeed in tarnishing this great victory.”

I’m not surprised Trump claimed victory after missing the first round. Let’s not forget that this is the same con artist who claims to have won the 2020 presidential election even though he lost to Joe Biden in an electoral college and popular vote landslide.

Accusations of cheating on the course are par for the course for Trump. I hope Trump will lose in another landslide to Joe Biden in 2024 and he will spend the last days of his miserable life cheating on the golf course.

Donald Trump Is an A-Hole

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Donald Trump is an asshole.

This is the perfect metaphor to describe the execrable sociopath who is beloved by evangelicals, racists, conspiracy theorists and other riff-raff.

Trump’s supporters may take offense at this pithy statement, but deep inside they realize that nothing, but ill winds and bullshit emanates from their beloved orange sphincter.

There is no light at the end of the unholy anus, only a claustrophobic darkness and sulfuric feces. Those who enter Trump’s orbit may escape out of his rectum one day, but the ungodly stench will remain with them forever.

It’s common sense that only farts and shit emanate from the freak’s asshole, so why are so many evangelicals enthralled with the biggest asshole in the world?

Birds of a feather flock together, and assholes tend to socialize with other assholes. I give Trump and his sycophants a wide berth, I don’t want people mistaking me for an asshole.

Donald Trump is an asshole. That’s it, that’s the point of my essay.

Kevin McCarthy is Considering Expunging Trump’s Impeachments

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“To expunge is to erase or remove completely. In law, expungement is the process by which a record of criminal conviction is destroyed or sealed from state or federal record. An expungement order directs the court to treat the criminal conviction as if it had never occurred, essentially removing it from a defendant’s criminal record as well as, ideally, the public record.”

American Bar Association

Speaker Kevin McCarthy, R-Calif., announced on Thursday that he would consider expunging one or both impeachments of former President Donald Trump.

Just as there is no constitutional mechanism whereby Donald Trump can be reinstated as president, there is no legal mechanism whereby Trump’s impeachments can be expunged.

Trump’s impeachment in 2019 for withholding military aid from Ukraine in exchange for political favors and his impeachment in 2021 for instigating the January 6 insurrection will forever remain in the history books. Trump’s impeachments are a stain that will never be cleansed, never be blotted and never be expunged.

McCarthy is wasting his time considering the impossible task of expunging Trump’s impeachment, he might as well consider waving his gavel as a means of transforming Trump’s deformed tiny hands into normal hands.

Why would McCarthy want to expunge Trump’s 2021 impeachment anyway? In January 2021, McCarthy condemned Trump for his role in the Capitol attacks:

“The president bears responsibility for Wednesday’s attack on Congress by mob rioters. He should have immediately denounced the mob when he saw what was unfolding. These facts require immediate action by President Trump.”

McCarthy knows that he can’t expunge Trump’s impeachments, he is merely pandering to the MAGA base that believes in all sorts of tomfoolery such as the notion that Trump can be reinstated as president before 2024.