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Is Donald Trump a Very Stable Genius or a Freaking Moron?

“A Very Stable Genius” Thank You

Donald Trump tweet

Apropos of nothing, this was the fucking moron’s first tweet of this weekend’s tweetstorm.

He quickly moved on to attack his favorite target, a prominent black woman, this weekend it was MSNBC’s Joy Reid.

The tweet was in quotation marks, which leads me to believe that the narcissist was quoting himself, because I haven’t heard even his most sycophantic followers use that term to describe him.

The only persons I’ve heard call Trump a stable genius are comics and pundits who do so in an ironic or mocking manner.

Anybody who wakes up at an ungodly hour of the morning to tweet “A Very Stable Genius” Thank You is the antithesis of a stable genius.

And what’s up with the “Thank You”? I’ve heard of folks talking to themselves, but when you thank yourself you’ve reached a new level of craziness.

What do you think my faithful readers, can I get away with channeling the stable genus?

“The Greatest Blogger in the World!” Thank You

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Kamala Harris Compares Donald Trump to the Wizard of Oz, the ‘Small Dude’

“Kamala Harris prompted laughter from the audience during Thursday night’s primary debate by likening Trump to the ‘small dude’ behind the curtain in ‘The Wizard of Oz.’ ‘Donald Trump, in office, on trade policy … he reminds me of that guy in ‘The Wizard of Oz,’ you know, when you pull back the curtain, it’s a really small dude,’ she said, referring to the title character.”

The Hill

Dorothy, the Tin Man, the Cowardly Lion, the Scarecrow and Toto’s journey down the Yellow Brick Road finally ends in the Emerald City of Oz. They hear a loud booming voice as if the Wizard of Oz was a Greek deity speaking from Mount Olympus, commanding them to come back another time. But Toto rips open the curtain, and the mighty Wizard of Oz is exposed as an ineffectual little man. Like any con artist worth his salt the Wiz doesn’t come clean right away, instead continuing to bellow over the loudspeaker:  Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain.

Trump huffs and puffs as if he were a ferocious wolf but, he’s a little piglet with tiny fingers. We should pay no attention to the man behind the curtain, he isn’t the greatest president since the late great Abraham Lincoln, and he isn’t a populist hero making America Great Again. He’s a racist, a short-fingered vulgarian, and a fucking moron.  

The pompous buffoon certainly reminds us of the Wizard of Oz, but he also bears a striking resemblance to two other characters in that iconic movie.

Trump frequently brags about his supposedly high IQ, and he refers to himself as a “stable genius”, but his head is as bereft of a brain as the Scarecrow.

The Cowardly lion is a big bully who tries to bite little Toto, but cries like a little bitch when Dorothy slaps him. Trump tries to portray himself as an alpha dog, the king of the jungle, but never let us forget he’s the coward who avoided the Vietnam War by claiming he had bone spurs.

The Wizard didn’t deserve to rule over the Emerald City of Oz and Trump doesn’t deserve to be the President of the United States. Pay no attention to Trump’s lies and boasts and kick him to the curb on November 2020.

Read More: https://thehill.com/homenews/campaign/461393-harris-keeps-up-little-dude-attack-on-trump-after-debate

Chrissy Teigen’s Savage Twitter Put Down of Donald Trump Made My Day

Donald Trump has a hair-trigger temper, and he flies into a rage at any perceived provocation. If someone looks at him askance his disgusting little fingers immediately blast that person on Twitter.

Regular folks have to filter their thoughts before posting them on Twitter because the social media giant isn’t shy about suspending or banning accounts for breaking their rules, but Trump has carte blanche to bully and libel private citizens.

The stable genius’s ire was touched off by an MSNBC town hall about criminal justice hosted by Lester Holt and  featuring John Legend. Trump was furious that he wasn’t given enough credit for passage of the criminal justice reform legislation, therefore he lashed out at Legend with a tweet:


“Guys like boring musician @johnlegend, and his filthy mouthed wife, are talking now about how great it is – but I didn’t see them around when we needed help getting it passed.”


In Trump’s eyes the greatest sin a person can commit is not giving him credit, and he will treat anyone who doesn’t praise him lavishly as a mortal enemy.

This noxious tweet fits a pattern of Trump targeting powerful and outspoken women, in particular women of color. Talk about a hair-trigger temper, Trump goes off half-cocked whenever a prominent black or brown woman criticizes him.

Trump doesn’t see a black woman like Chrissy Teigen as a human being, thus he didn’t name her and simply referred to her as “filthy mouthed woman.”
The fucking moron chose the wrong black woman to denigrate, Teigen is a social media heavyweight and she returned fire with fire tweeting:


“lol what a pussy ass bitch. tagged everyone but me. an honor, mister president.”


Trump’s tiny fingers must have shriveled at that savage putdown, I bet he’ll think twice before insulting Teigen again.

Mike Pence’s Nose is Permanently Affixed to Donald Trump’s Rectum

On Sunday, the New York Times reported that Donald Trump had invited representatives of the Taliban to Camp David for peace talks over the objections of some top advisers, including National Security Advisor John Bolton and Vice President Mike Pence. 


In response Trump what he does best, lie. He tweeted:


“A lot of Fake News is being reported that I overruled the VP and various advisers on a potential Camp David meeting with the Taliban. This Story is False! I always think it is good to meet and talk, but in this case I decided not to.”


Pence and Trump are joined at the hip, or perhaps it would be more accurate to state that the VP’s nose is permanently affixed to his boss’s rectum. Therefore it comes as a surprise that Pence would disagree with Trump about such an important matter, but it’s not surprising Pence would deny that they disagreed. A parish priest is more likely to publicly disagree with the Pope, than Pence is to publicly declare that he doesn’t share the same opinion as the racist-in-chief on any issue.


Before you could say “Mike Pence has the brownest nose in Washington” Pence replied to to Trump’s tweet”


“That’s Absolutely Right Mr. President. More Fake News! The Dishonest Media never contacted our office before running with this story and if they had, we would have told them I FULLY support your decision.”


Notice the sniveling sycophant channeled the stable genius in his tweet, adopting the president’s nomenclature and random capitalization.

What a spineless coward! The only thing that reeks more than Pence’s nose is his soul!

Susan Olsen Who Played Innocent Cindy Brady is a Trump Supporter! Life is Horrible and I Want to Die!

The iconic 70’s situation comedy “The Brady Bunch” is celebrating its 50th anniversary, and this milestone elicits memories of my  childhood and fears of my impeding death.

The beloved series chronicled the misadventures of a large family united when a widower (Robert Reed) and his three sons and a widow (Florence Henderson) and her three daughters get married.

Mike Brady was the perfect TV dad, and Carol Brady was the quintessential MILF, although my 12-year-old version simply perceived her as very cute and charming.

Marcia Brady (Marcia Marcia Marcia!) was my childhood crush, I was in 7th heaven whenever an episode centered on her travails. I bore a striking resemblance to Greg Brady, although I didn’t have his groovy wardrobe or his singing talent.

Pigtail-wearing Cindy Brady was the epitome of innocence, I didn’t know any of my friends or classmates who wouldn’t have traded in their sisters for the youngest Brady.

As an adult I learned that the actors who portrayed the Brady family were nothing like TV counterparts. Florence Henderson who played the eternally cheerful Carol Brady suffered from clinical depression; Robert Reed who portrayed the All-American Dad Mike Brady was a closeted gay man; and cute-as-a-button Susan Olsen who played Cindy Brady grew up to be a Donald Trump supporter. The horror! The Horror!


Cindy Brady a Trump sycophant? I no longer fear death! Life is horrible and I long for sweet oblivion!

Karen Pence is a Scary Mother

“Second Lady Karen Pence was terrified after Donald Trump won the 2016 election — scared that the couple would go broke. ‘What are we going to do, Mike? We don’t have any money!’ she railed at husband Mike Pence the day after Trump’s surprise victory, according to an upcoming book. ‘Who’s going to pay for my inaugural gown?’ Trump’s inaugural committee ended up picking up the tab for Karen Pence’s outfit, according to Tom LoBianco, author of ‘Piety & Power: Mike Pence and the Taking of the White House.’”

The New York Post

When Donald Trump’s vain fantasy of being the President of the United States became a real-life nightmare, Karen Pence was mortified and terrified.

Was the devout evangelical Christian terrified because she feared that the morally depraved real estate developer with a penchant for declaring bankruptcies to avoid paying contractors would lead America to financial ruin and moral depravity?

No. Mother was only thinking about herself, namely who was going to pay for her inaugural gown.  It’s totally in keeping with the mentality of a politician’s wife, that she expects someone, a lobbyist, a donor, or the government, to pay for her damn inaugural gown.

“What are we going to do, Mike? We don’t have any money,” she screamed at her hapless husband. The Pences aren’t exactly in the poorhouse, Mike’s state and federal pensions pay him hundreds of thousands per year for the rest of his life. We’re not talking about a blue-collar family that is worried about how they will pay for their daughter’s prom dress.

Even had Mother worn the most expensive inaugural gown in the world, she would still look frumpy and dowdy. She’s no Melania Trump, that’s for damn sure.

I was terrified when Trump won the 2016 election, and I’m still terrified. Who will deliver us from the vulgar and incompetent Trumps and the sanctimonious and hypocritical Pences?

Read More:   https://nypost.com/2019/09/07/karen-pence-was-worried-about-going-broke-after-trump-won/

Chemical Castration or Incarceration: The Only Way to Protect Women and Girls From Joe Biden

Creepy Joe Biden

During a campaign stop in Iowa earlier in the week, Biden was speaking to a teacher in that state when he grabbed her hands without asking her first. The teacher was not impressed. The woman chastised Biden for getting too grabby — and afterward said his actions made her feel ‘uncomfortable.’

Lifezette.Com

Creepy Joe Biden’s claim to fame is making women and underaged girls feel uncomfortable. Just search YouTube for “creepy Joe Biden” and you will find dozens of videos depicting Biden groping and otherwise molesting women and prepubescent girls.

We all have an uncle with a penchant for telling off-color jokes or who can’t help himself from kissing and hugging young nieces and grandchildren. Most parents nip that nonsense in the bud and set up strict ground rules when the creep shows up for family get-togethers.

But most women are intimidated when a famous politician gropes them, how do you tell a former vice president that he’s crossed a line? If all the women that Biden has made uncomfortable moved to Iowa, he would win the Iowa Caucus in a landslide.

“Biden has been accused by at least eight women of touching them without permission. Amid a furor over the allegations, he said that he accepted that ‘social norms are changing,’ adding: ‘I will be more mindful about respecting personal space in the future. That’s my responsibility, and I will meet it.’”

https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/news/you-need-to-ask-first-iowa-teacher-blasts-biden-for-grabbing-her-hands-when-she-asked-him-a-question

I’m not surprised Biden so quickly reverted to his perverted ways, the only way to keep women and children safe from the likes of Biden is chemical castration or incarceration.

Jessica Roman, the teacher who works with special needs children, was pressing Biden on his plans to help unionized teachers under recent changes to Iowa’s collective bargaining laws when he instinctively reached out and grabbed her hands. In doing so he was asserting his male dominance and getting sexual satisfaction by touching her flesh.

To hell with the misguided notion that Democrats should refrain from criticizing any of the 2020 presidential hopefuls. Joe Biden is too old, too establishment, too moderate, and too creepy to be the Democratic standard bearer.

Read More: https://www.lifezette.com/2019/09/joe-biden-on-the-hot-seat-again-woman-rips-him-for-grabbing-her-hands-without-permission/

More Empty Seats Than Attendees at Donald Trump Jr. Rally

“Donald Trump Jr. spoke to a thin crowd — reportedly numbering only a few hundred — at a rally last week in Pikeville, Kentucky. President Donald Trump‘s eldest son, a frequent surrogate on the campaign trail, attended the event to garner support for Republican Gov. Matt Bevin, who is seeking re-election against Democratic rival Andy Beshear, according to the Lexington Herald-Leader.


According to Louisville radio station WFPL, about 200 people showed up for the event, despite a report from local station WYMT indicating “locals expect a memorable turnout” at the Appalachian Wireless Arena, which can hold up to 7,000 guests.”


People Magazine


Donald Trump obsesses over ratings, the size of his hands and crowd sizes, and Junior’s sparse crowd may lead the stable genius to disinherit his son from his will.

Organizers resorted to desperate means to make the “crowd” look larger, they asked the audience to move closer to the stage. When only 200 supporters show up in a venue that holds 7,000 guests, it’s really stretching to call it a rally. Rosie O’Donnell would have drawn a larger crowd had she given a lecture on anal bleaching guide for big size women.

The Trumps don’t accept reality when it doesn’t meet their expectations, and they employ alternative facts, digital manipulation and sometimes just a Sharpie to create their own alternative universe.


I wouldn’t be surprised if Trump Jr. Photoshops images of the sparsely attended event to make it look like the crowd at an NFL game, or maybe he will just use a Sharpie to add stick figures.

Regardless what crude means Trump Jr. uses to inflate the size of his crowd, Trump’s base will fall for it. Cultists who are drunk on Kool-Aid will accept alternative facts and digitally-manipulated photographs as the Gospel truth. 

Read More: https://people.com/politics/donald-trump-jr-empty-seats-kentucky-rally/

Trump Won’t Be Reelected, We’re Weary of the Constant Chaos

Donald Trump thrives on manufactured chaos, he’s a Buddha who serenely contemplates his soiled diapers while the chaos, confusion and commotion that was set in motion by his latest toxic tweet or intemperate remark swirls all around him.

Trump isn’t an anarchist or nihilist, he doesn’t create pandemonium for the hell of it, the tumult serves his purpose. The disarray and discord keeps his enemies off-balance, and it excites his base who worship him with the same devotion that Hindus worship Kali.


Over the four years (I know it feels like four decades) during which the stable genius has dominated the media, he has with clockwork regularity sparked scandals and controversy involving mainly racial issues.

Trump supporters may have an insatiable need for chaos, but at the most they compromise 40 percent of the electorate, and this time weary Independents will vote for the Democrat, any Democrat.

I believe Trump won’t be reelected because the electorate is exhausted by his buffoonery, racism, vulgarity and incompetence. We’re desperate for normalcy, and sick to death of the bedlam and buffoonery.

Mike Pence Wants to Expedite Capital Punishment for Mass Killers! What a Genius!

“The Department of Justice has drafted legislation that would expedite capital punishment for those found guilty of mass killings, according to a top Trump administration official.

Vice President Mike Pence’s chief of staff Marc Short told reporters Monday that the veep’s policy team has been working with Attorney General William Barr on the death penalty bill, which will likely be part of a larger gun control package the White House will try to sell to Congress amid a wave of shooting massacres, including the latest rampage in Texas that killed seven people.”

New York Post

The British landed on Plymouth Rock, and they quickly expanded their outpost to include most of the North American continent. How could they not prevail against the indigenous American tribes with God, and Manifest Destiny on their side? Surely the Jehovah of the Old Testament who commanded the Israelites to slaughter the Canaanites in order to occupy the Promised Land would grant them immunity to wipe out the Indians in the name of Jesus Christ and capitalism?

America was founded on blood and violence and to this day violence reigns supreme thanks to God-fearing Christians who make a fetish out of the 2nd Amendment.

Gun violence could be diminished if Congress expanded background checks, and outlawed assault rifles and high-capacity magazines, but instead Republicans rely on thoughts and prayers. How’s that working?

Now Mike Pence and the Department of Justice are really making a farce out of trying to stamp out mass murder by drafting legislation that would expedite capital punishment for those found guilty of mass killings.

Never mind that most mass killers commit suicide after quenching their blood thirst or commit suicide by cop.

I will sleep well tonight knowing that the thoughts and prayers of conservative Republicans and the excellent plan of Pence to expedite capital punishment for mass killers will stamp out the scourge of mass killings.

The Age of Trump

There has never been a time in the history of our Country that the Media was so Fraudulent, Fake, or Corrupt! When the “Age of Trump” is looked back on many years from now, I only hope that a big part of my legacy will be the exposing of massive dishonesty in the Fake News!

Donald Trump

This tweet could only have been written be a semi-literate narcissist who views life through the prism of reality TV.

Even Franklin D. Roosevelt, who served four terms, wouldn’t have the audacity to refer to his tenure in office as the “Age of Roosevelt.”

The Trump administration has been marked by dozens of scandals, hundreds of toxic tweets, and thousands of lies, and it may feel interminable, but four years doesn’t qualify as an “age”.

I’m surprised that a megalomaniac who lives in the moment is aware that he’s living behind a legacy. Trump’s legacy won’t be the exposing of supposed dishonesty in the media, but the dishonesty that’s endemic in his administration. And not to mention his racism, incompetence, misogyny and buffoonery.

Trump is a master of projection, he rails against the media because it exposes his corruption, mendacity and fraudulent behavior.

Many years from now we will wonder how we survived the four-year tenure of an incompetent, vulgar, racist, misogynist, and homophobic buffoon.

Trump Statue Erected in Melania’s Home Country Slovenia

A wooden statue of the US president has been built in his wife’s home country of Slovenia, dividing opinion there.

The nearly 8m (26ft) tall statue was constructed on private land and depicts Donald Trump with a square head and jaw, raising his fist in the air.

BBC

Another artist carved out a sculpture of Melania out of a tree trunk, it was erected just outside of her hometown of Sevnica. The Melania statue is wearing a blue coat with a club-like hand gesturing to the sky. Critics of the controversial work of art say it makes her look more like a Smurf than a First Lady.

I think it’s prudent to deduce that not everybody in Slovenia is thrilled that Melania, who made an honest living as a model with a penchant for appearing in nude lesbian photo shoots, shamed her homeland by marrying a crooked real estate developer who is now the most corrupt and racist president in the history of the United States.

The stable genius is a blockhead; therefore, I take no exception with the creator, Tomaz Schlegl, depicting Trump with a square head, but the statue’s square jaw bears no resemblance to the real thing’s double chin.

When triggered, a mechanism opens a red-painted mouth and shark-like teeth appear. Again, I’m dissatisfied with the artist’s rendering of the short-fingered vulgarian, the statue’s normal-looking mouth bears no resemblance to his sphincter-like piehole. And as far as I know there aren’t any dentures that look like shark’s teeth.

The statue has a temporary permit and must be removed by Halloween, Oct. 31. Hopefully it will be moved to Washington, D.C, where it will scare the citizens, but not as much as the monstrosity sitting in the Oval Office.

Happy 5-Year Anniversary to Obama’s Tan Suit

The Trump administration is a toxic swamp; when the short-fingered vulgarian isn’t cozying up to a dictator he’s demeaning and degrading a trusted ally. Every day Trump posts a shocking tweet to make the electorate forget about the scandal du jour. Every Cabinet member is either embroiled in a scandal or lying to cover up a Trump scandal.

It’s no wonder that folks look back with nostalgia at the scandal-free Obama presidency. But we forget that there was one scandal that roiled the Obama administration, five years ago today Tan-Gate almost led to Obama’s impeachment.

Obama had the temerity to wear a tan suit to a White House briefing: fashionistas sensibilities were offended, pundits were outraged, and evangelists wondered if it portended the End of the World.Lou Dobbs called it “shocking”, while Republican congressman Peter King said it represented Obama’s “lack of seriousness” in the wake of recent ISIS attacks.

When Obama donned the infamous tan suit created by the late tailor Georges de Paris conservatives reacted as if he’d dressed like a pimp from a 1970’s blaxploitation flick.

How I wish Obama was still the president, he has more integrity in his pinkie than the vulgar racist buffoon has in his entire obese body.

Stable Genius Donald Trump Wants to Nuke a Hurricane

Stable Genius

According to unnamed sources Donald Trump asked top Homeland Security officials whether the United States could bomb a hurricane to stop it from hitting the country.


This isn’t the premise of a Saturday Night Live skit, an Onion headline, or a joke by a late-night comic, this is what passes for real life in the reality TV series known as the Trump administration.

I can imagine the stable genius proposing this brainiac idea in the Situation Room:

Donald Trump:

Hurricanes start forming off the coast of the shithole country of Africa, as they’re moving across the Atlantic Ocean, or is it the Pacific Ocean or maybe Lake Erie, let’s drop a nuclear bomb inside the eye of the hurricane. That will blind the hurricane and it won’t know which direction to move and maybe it will make a U Turn and kill a bunch of darkies instead of God-fearing Americans. We have thousands of nuclear bombs, and we’re just wasting them by not using them! Nuking a hurricane will make your favorite President’s ratings to go through the roof! In fact, let’s show Mother Nature who’s boss and let’s put out the Amazon rainforest fires with a couple of nuclear bombs. Talk about changing the narrative, the Fake News will forget all about Climate Change. Obama never nuked no hurricane! Everyone will agree that President Trump is greater than Obama after I start nuking hurricanes, forestfires and whatnot. Speaking of Obama let’s nuke Kenya for good measure. Well what do you guys think? Am I the big hands President or What? Mike! That’s your cue to praise my brilliant plan. WWJD?


Mike Pence:


Sir, Jesus would ride on top of a nuclear-tipped Cruise Missile and blow that hurricane to smithereens! I praise the Lord for blessing us with such a wise and intelligent leader.

Acting Director of Homeland Security:


Brilliant plan Sir! I humbly suggest that we until a Category 9 hurricane develops, that way you will get even more credit for adverting disaster.

Acting Assistant Director of Homeland Security (whispering to the Acting Director of Homeland Security):

Great save boss! That fucking moron doesn’t know the Hurricane Wind Scale is a 1 to 5 rating based on a hurricane’s sustained wind speed.

Iceland’s Prime Minister Snubs Mike Pence

Iceland’s leader has announced that she will skip U.S. Vice President Mike Pence’s visit to her Nordic nation, opting instead to keep ‘prior commitments’ by attending a trade union conference in Sweden.

Prime Minister Katrin Jakobsdottir said that she’s planned for months to give the keynote speech for the Council of Nordic Trade Unions’ annual meeting in Malmo, Sweden, on Sept. 3 — the day before Pence’s arrival. She has no plans to return the following day for his visit.

TIME

Iceland’s Prime Minister Katrin Jakobsdottir is my favorite leader of a foreign country, because she’s a dead ringer for Susan Dey circa 1970 and she’s no fan of the Trump administration.

The beautiful Prime Minister announced that she will skip Mike Pence’s visit to her country, citing a prior commitment to speak at a trade union conference in Sweden the day before the VP’s arrival.

It should be noted that Sweden is only about 1,000 miles from Iceland, but I take it she wouldn’t walk across the street to meet Pence.

Jakobsdottir is a leading crusader for abortion rights, LGBT rights and climate change, it’s not surprising she doesn’t want anything to do with the likes of Mike Pence.

Pence is getting an icy reception in Iceland, maybe the mayor of Reykjavik will deign to meet with the hapless vice president of the United States.

Read More: https://time.com/5658037/iceland-pm-skipping-pence-visit/

Joe Biden: If You’re Concerned About My Age Don’t Vote For Me! Don’t Worry I Won’t!

Former Vice President Joe Biden appeared to dismiss voters concerned about his age, telling them not to vote for him in the 2020 Democratic primary race. ‘I say if they’re concerned, don’t vote for me,’ Biden said while speaking to reporters in Keene, N.H. When a reporter told Biden that voters he talked to were wondering if the former senator from Delaware had lost a step, Biden answered: ‘What do you think?’

Fox News

When a man who’s almost 77-years-old, especially if he’s running for the most stressful job in the world, asks if you think he’s lost a step, It’s not a rhetorical question.

Any septuagenarian has lost more than just one step in terms of physical agility, stamina and mental acuity. It’s not ageist to conclude that advanced age alone is reason enough not to vote for a presidential candidate.  

I would be terrified at the prospect of a septuagenarian serving as a School Crossing Guard, due to his impaired vision he might guide children to cross the street under unsafe circumstances. I’m horrified at the prospect of a man who will be almost 80 when he assumes office having his trembling hand anywhere near the nuclear button.

The Democratic frontrunner has committed several gaffes recently that have pundits, fellow politicians and regular folks wondering if he’s fit for office. Granted, Biden is a self-admitted gaffe machine, but the verbal slip-ups are increasing in frequency.

For example, when Biden asked the reporter if he thought he’d lost a step he was in New Hampshire, but he thought he was in Vermont.

I’m concerned about Biden’s sharp mental decline, and I’m taking his advice and not voting for him.  

Read More: https://www.foxnews.com/politics/biden-reportedly-tells-voters-not-to-vote-for-him-if-theyre-concerned-about-his-age

I Hereby Order Donald Trump to Shut His Pie Hole

“Our Country has lost, stupidly, Trillions of Dollars with China over many years. They have stolen our Intellectual Property at a rate of Hundreds of Billions of Dollars a year, & they want to continue. I won’t let that happen! We don’t need China and, frankly, would be far better off without them. The vast amounts of money made and stolen by China from the United States, year after year, for decades, will and must STOP. Our great American companies are hereby ordered to immediately start looking for an alternative to China, including bringing our companies HOME and making your products in the USA.

Donald Trump 

Twitter is a toxic wasteland where trolls, con artists and trifling little men with a Napoleon complex issue ridiculous and unenforceable edicts, therefore it isn’t surprising that a vain narcissist like Donald Trump would thrive in such an environment.

As President of the United States and the putative Leader of the Free World Trump has a lot of power, but he isn’t a dictator and he doesn’t have the authority to hereby order American companies to leave China.

The stable genius employed the archaic adverb “hereby” in a patently foolish attempt to lend a sense of credence and gravitas to his pronouncement on social media, but he succeeded only in looking like an emperor with no clothes bragging about his royal outfit.

America is a democracy and not a dictatorship with a state-run industry, and Trump can’t order a privately held business to do anything. Trump may have imagined himself to be the king of the private sector when he was a real estate developer, but now that he’s president he presides over the public sector and is powerless over the private sector.

Trump is such a buffoon, I hereby order him to kiss my arse!

Donald Trump Declares Himself ‘the Chosen One’

The Chosen One

Donald Trump declared himself “the Chosen One” as he defended his administration’s actions in the interminable U.S.-China trade war debacle. The self-anointed stable genius is choking on his declaration that trade wars are good and easy to win.

“President Trump is the greatest President for Jews and for Israel in the history of the world, not just America,…and the Jewish people in Israel love him like he’s the King of Israel,” tweeted the megalomaniac  quoting Wayne Allyn Root, a conservative radio host best known for promoting conspiracy theories.

You don’t have to be a stable genius or a rocket scientist to recognize that Trump’s trade war with China, negotiations with North Korea, and hostilities with Iran are going to end in apocalyptic doom.

The more things turn to shit, the more grandiose titles Trump bestows upon himself. When a North Korean intercontinental ballistic missile destroys New York City or an Iran EMP attack renders America impotent and defenseless, Trump will declare himself Almighty God.

Trump may be a Messiah and the King of Israel to evangelicals, and a stable genius to the trailer park crowd, but to the rest of America and the world he’s a brazen racist, fucking moron, pathological liar and a short-fingered vulgarian.

We can only pray and hope that Trump will be defeated in 2020 and replaced by a Democrat who will take the office of the presidency seriously, and happy to just be called a decent and moral president.

Donald Trump Will Never Replace Bobble-Head Doll Mike Pence With Nikki Haley

“President Donald Trump said Sunday he was very happy with Vice President Mike Penceand planned to keep him as his running mate in the 2020 election.”

 AOL
Trump judges the worthiness of a person solely on his loyalty to him, and Pence is the perfect second-in-command, he’s loyal, deferential and obsequious.

Whenever Trump makes an important announcement, Pence is placed behind him to serve as a bobble-head doll. The VP bobs his head up and down as he stares adoringly at his better half.

A bobble-head doll’s head is oversized compared to its body, but its huge head doesn’t indicate the presence of a big brain, indeed a bobble-head doll is synonymous with a blockhead idiot.

In political circles Pence may be referred to as a bobble-head doll, but everyday folks are more likely to use the street vernacular, chicken-head. According to the Urban Dictionary, a chicken-head is a woman who likes giving head, bopping up and down like a chicken.

Any way you slice it, Pence is Trump’s bitch, and just like a chicken-head will never get a sore neck from servicing her man, the VP will never tire of nodding his fool head of regardless what obscenity or absurdity emanates from the president’s sphincter-shaped mouth.

Pence doesn’t have to worry about Trump replacing him with Nikki Haley or anyone else, at least as long as he’s never cured from bobble-head doll syndrome.

Donald Trump and Melania Trump Posed with a Thumbs-Up Next to Baby Orphaned in El Paso Massacre

First Lady Melania Trump posted a photograph of the trip she made with President Donald Trump to visit shooting victims at University Medical Center in El Paso, Texas, depicting her holding an Hispanic baby who was orphaned as a result of the massacre.

This image didn’t have the intended effect of portraying the Trumps as a caring and empathetic couple who love all of God’s children be, they white, black, yellow or brown.

This was a somber occasion that shouldn’t have elicited any smiles or a thumbs-up sign, nevertheless Melania and her husband are staring at the camera and smiling, and Donald is brandishing his pathetic little thumbs-up sign.

There is no maternal look in Melania’s eyes, and she doesn’t even deign to look in the direction of the hapless infant. After all, he’s just a prop, a disgusting and dirty Latino baby, a criminal and rapist in the making.

The mother shielded her baby in her arms as she was shot, saving his life but sacrificing her own. The father was killed as he attempted to jump in front of his wife to protect her.

The parents died to protect their child from a racist mass killer, it’s a shame that the baby’s uncle stood next to the president in the infamous photo, utterly failing to protect his nephew from being exploited by a racist president.

Even the most loyal Trump supporter should think twice of voting for him in 2020, after looking at this despicable image.

Pic of troubling photograph: https://www.cnn.com/2019/08/09/politics/trump-baby-photo-el-paso/index.html

Joe Biden is Old! Very Old! Too Old

Joe Biden is old. Very old. He looks old, and he acts old. His hair plugs and dentures are preternaturally white, and as natural looking as your grandma’s blue hair. His rictus grin wouldn’t be out of place in a slasher movie, it scares the bejesus out of voters, young and old.

Old men fall in to two camps, the harmless-looking and the creepy-looking, Biden is the quintessential creepy old codger. When Biden inappropriately touches a young woman, you cringe and pray that her soul wont’ be permanently defiled.

Biden would be 78 by the time he assumed office if elected next fall, making him the oldest first-term president in history. Donald Trump has proven that a septuagenarian doesn’t have the mental acuity or the physical stamina to be the Leader of the Free World. Are we really going to make the fatal mistake of replacing a 70-something racist with an almost 80-year old political hack with a penchant for groping young women and prepubescent girls?

Sen. Bernie Sanders is even older, he’d be 79 in January of 2021. Trump, Sanders and Biden belong in a convalescent home, not the White House.

Call me ageist if you will, but we don’t need another old white man in the Oval Office, especially when there are so many attractive young men and women running for president.

I’m sick and tired of Joe Biden and his gaffes, inappropriate touching, and out-of-touch moderate political policies.

I come to bury Biden, not to praise him, condone his moderate politics, or excuse his inappropriate fondling of young girls. It would be unforgivable if Democrats elect him as their presidential nominee

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Stop Gun Violence! Stop Offering Thoughts and Prayers!

Whenever there’s a mass shooting so-called “people of faith”, who hold a tighter grip on their guns than they do on their prayer beads and Bibles, litter social media with thoughts and prayers.

These thoughts and prayers are as efficacious in preventing gun violence and ameliorating its devastating consequences as a gun that emits a flag saying “BANG” when the trigger is pulled is at stopping a burglar who has broken into your home.

Faith without works is dead and offering vacuous thoughts and prayers after a massacre is an affront and an insult to the victims and to everyone who lives in fear of gun violence.

A million thoughts and prayers on Twitter aren’t worth a hill of beans, and they don’t reach heaven or even the power brokers in D.C.

With all due respect, people of faith can stuff their thoughts and prayers where the sun don’t shine. If they were serious about stopping gun violence, and if they really cared about the victims, they would weaponize their thoughts and prayers by taking on the NRA and demanding that lawmakers ban military-style firearms.

If I’m the victim of gun violence and a person offers me his thoughts and prayers I would respond as if he had intentionally farted in my face.

If we ban the phrase “thoughts and prayers” from the lexicon, religion and our democracy would be better off.

Donald Trump’s Post-Presidency Will Be Even More Pathetic Than His Presidency

Some presidents, like Andrew Jackson and Richard Nixon, were so unethical, amoral, incompetent and racist that they diminished the office of the presidency. Donald trump is so amoral, racist, ignorant, incompetent and buffoonish that he’s not only diminished the office of the presidency, but democracy itself.

Trump’s post-presidency, even if it doesn’t mercifully end in impeachment, will be more pathetic than his presidency. Trump’s staff describe the president in glowing terms, but as soon as they leave the White House, either via resignation or termination, they eviscerate him in their speeches, interviews and memoirs. When Trump leaves office, he won’t be able to go online, turn on the TV or read a newspaper without witnessing former administration officials denouncing his legacy.

His presidential library, if such an abomination is ever built, won’t contain great speeches, presidential papers, or testimonials from world leaders lauding his administration, but it will include a collection of his tweets chronicling his racism, ignorance, homophobia, misogyny and stupidity.

His memoir, if he can find a desperate ghostwriter to write it, will be so chock full of lies that no one will buy a copy. Within weeks after publication it will be in the bargain bin at Barnes & Noble with the biographies of Alex Jones and Sean Hannity.

Trump loves to name buildings after himself, but in his post-presidency he won’t see many, if any, schools, public building, libraries or streets named after him. We will be relieved to have survived our national nightmare and won’t desire to see any reminders that we actually voted for the national disgrace.

After retiring from public service Trump will be a recluse at Mar-a-Lago, a lonely bachelor abandoned by his trophy wife, with only Secret Service agents, resentful undocumented employees and prostitutes for company.

Democrats Should Brand Trump as a Racist

Donald Trump considers himself a branding expert, and when you couple that with the fact that he’s a megalomaniac, it’s not surprising he put his name on most of his properties and products from water to vodka and a fake university to a fake charitable foundation.

Trump-branded properties and products actually had prestige before he ran for president and exposed himself as a racist buffoon who bankrupted several companies even though he inherited billions from his father.

Trump is an expert at branding his political opponents: Low energy Jeb Bush, Lyin’ Ted Cruz, Little Marco, Crooked Hillary, Sleepy Joe Biden, Crazy Bernie Sanders …
Throughout his career as a real estate magnate, and a Reality TV star, Trump’s words and actions have led people to wonder if he’s a racist.

But since the day he announced he was running for president and throughout his tenure his rhetoric and policies have exposed him as an unvarnished blatant dye-in-the-wool racist. No one has any doubts anymore, and everyone from pundits to politicians to regular folks are calling him a racist.

Following a month in which Trump used racist tropes to attack four congresswomen of color, and disparaged a majority-black Baltimore district as a “rat and rodent infested mess”, many people are now calling him a white supremacist and a white nationalist. Even some of the Democratic presidential hopefuls like Beto O-Rourke and Sen. Elizabeth Warren have called him a white supremacist.

Trump could be credibly branded as Lyin’ Trump, Idiot Trump or Alzheimer’s A-hole, but nothing fits quite like Racist Trump. Every stump speech by a Democrat running for president and every political commercial should include the phrase, racist Trump.

Andrew Yang Calls Donald Trump a ‘Fat Slob’

“Andrew Yang on Saturday tore into Donald Trump, calling him fat and a slob who cheats at golf, challenged him to a push-up contest and said America would love to see the president pass out trying to run a mile.”

Daily Mail


Andrew Yang is one of the asterisk Democratic presidential candidates; he’s best known for the Freedom Dividend, a universal monthly basic income of 1,000 for every American over 18. Who doesn’t love free money? If Yang also guarantees a chicken in every pot, a car in every garage, and a stash of weed for every voter, he might just win.

In the age of Trump Yang needed to prove that he can dish out insults with the best (worst?) of them, therefore he called the president a fat slob who cheats at golf.

Calling Trump a “fat slob” is an insult that will stick like mud to a pig. With his double chin, protruding belly, and sweaty face the stable genius should be called a “fat slob” at least as often as he’s called a racist, buffoon or fucking moron.

Trump frequently insinuates that Joe Biden doesn’t have the mental acuity and stamina, but I doubt the obese bigot can run a 50-yard dash, let alone a mile. Indeed, America would love to see the portly politician pass out trying to run a mile.


Yang’s signature line is: the opposite of Donald Trump is an Asian man who likes math. I don’t doubt that Yang excels at math, but if he wants to beat Trump, he must become a master of the insult. It looks like Yang is a quick study, and I hope he beats the fat slob.



Read More: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7345213/Andrew-Yang-calls-Donald-Trump-fat-slob-challenges-push-contest.html