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Melania Trump Releases Audiobook of Her Memoir with Artificial Intelligence

“Melania Trump has enlisted artificial intelligence to replicate her voice for the audiobook release of her recent memoir, ‘Melania.’”

San Francisco Chronicle

A conspiracy theory has been floating around for about a decade that the real Melania Trump has dead, and she has been replaced by a body double, clone or android.

Melania had cosmetic surgery on the area around her eyes. The crow’s feet were erased by pulling the skin back, taut. The procedure caused her eyes to slant back, giving her an ethereal ET look.

The conspiracy has gained credence because it is easy to believe that someone who looks like an extraterrestrial might be a clone or an android.

Nobody should be surprised that this fake personality has used AI to replicate her voice for the audiobook version of her memoir.

Melania has lived in the United States since the 1990’s, but she can barely speak English, so it makes sense that her autobiography is narrated entirely using artificial intelligence.

If Melania can barely speak English, it only reasonable to deduce that she cannot write anything more complicated than a love letter to Justin Trudeau. Although no ghostwriter has been officially acknowledged by Melania or her publisher, my bet is that the only part of the book she wrote was the title.

Would I buy an overpriced ghostwritten autobiography (oxymoron) that is probably replete with lies, which will enrich an already obscenely wealthy trophy wife of a corrupt billionaire president? Hell to the no!

Donald Trump Doesn’t Have a Clue What Melania is Doing These Days

Donald Trump, the twice-impeached one term president, loves to deliver monologues without being interrupted, therefore he calls in to Newsmax on a regular basis where the anchors won’t fact-check or interrupt him as he spins tall tales. They will nod in agreement and when Trump pauses for a moment, they seize the opportunity to toss a softball question. These sad excuses for news anchors hope that their subservience and journalistic malpractice results in a spike in ratings.

The other day during a Newsmax “interview” the host asked Trump what Melania had been up to since leaving Washington, D.C.

“It’s very funny. “She’s a very confident person. She was very successful as a model, she was very, very successful. and she is low key, but not actually low key, but she’s low key and the people love her. For instance, I’m making a speech in Ohio, where they’re going to have big crowds, they already have them lined up. We’re going have big crowds tomorrow night, and when I go there, there will be many, many signs. ‘We love our first lady, we love our first lady,’ and a lot of times they show a picture of a high heel, a shoe with a high heel.”

Translation: I don’t have a fucking clue.

By all accounts Melania isn’t living under the same roof as her worthless husband. The only question is what will come first: an indictment from the New York District Attorney or a divorce from his wife.

Low key? Not low key? Don’t really give a flying fig as long as she never again has the keys to the White House.

But I really don’t care where Melania is hiding, do you?

Sex Pot Meet Kettle: Melania Calls Stormy Daniels a ‘Porn Hooker’

“STORMY Daniels has accused Melania Trump of ‘selling her pussy and soul’ after the first lady was caught on leaked tape calling her a ‘hooker.”

On Tuesday, the porn star took to Twitter to issue a foul-mouthed rant about Melania, 50, after the first lady was recorded saying Daniels was a prostitute.”

Mirror

Melania’s former aide Stephanie Winston Wolkoff released a tape of the First Lady making this unkind comment about Daniels:

“Annie Leibovitz shot the porn hooker, as she will be in one of the issues, September or October.”

Trump was jealous that Daniels was featured in a 2018 issue of Vogue magazine. Even though Melania is a former model she’s been featured in relatively few magazine covers, especially when compared to the universally beloved Michelle Obama.

It takes real nerve for Melania to refer to the adult film actress, exotic dancer and film director as a “porn hooker”, considering that in her younger days she was not averse to modeling for softcore porn magazines. Sex pot meet the kettle.

Stormy had a one-night stand with Donald Trump, a mistake which she deeply regrets, but Melania indeed sold her pussy and soul by marrying the short-fingered vulgarian.

You could technically argue that Daniels is a prostitute because she gets paid to have sex in adult films, but what would you call a woman who marries a morbidly obese and grotesquely ugly billionaire almost 25 years her senior? Gold-digger?  A woman who sold her pussy and soul?

In a moment of weakness Stormy slept with Trump because he had promised to help her career, but she admitted her mistake and moved on with her life. In contrast Melania has been married to Trump for over 15 years; being with that loathsome monster for so many years has infected her pussy and defiled her soul.

Melania: For the love of God Be Best and stop hating on an intellectually and morally superior celebrity.

Why Doesn’t Melania Defend Trump From Impeachment Charges?

Nero played the fiddle while Rome burned, and Donald Trump is tweeting frantically while the fires of corruption and chaos that he ignited and fanned encircle him ever more closely.

When President Bill Clinton was facing impeachment and removal from office, his ardent feminist wife stood by and defended her misogynist husband whose serial sexual harassment of women, culminating in his inappropriate relationship with Monica Lewinsky led to his predicament.

Which leads me to ask, Where’s Melania? The first lady has studiously avoided answering any questions about the impeachment inquiry. If she plans on helping her husband, now is the time. If she’s going to expend her political capital, now is the time to speak out on behalf on her husband.  

When Melania visited Capitol Hill on her own last week for the first time since entering the White House, she avoided answering any impeachment questions.

Melania has made the coldhearted calculation that her bottom line (her net financial worth) wont’ change if her spouse is impeached and removed from office.

A trophy wife is expected to smile, look pretty and offer vacuous compliments on behalf of her better half, she isn’t expected to offer a robust intellectual defense when her husband gets in trouble.

We may not hear much from Melania, even when he faces removal from office I the Senate.

Trump Statue Erected in Melania’s Home Country Slovenia

A wooden statue of the US president has been built in his wife’s home country of Slovenia, dividing opinion there.

The nearly 8m (26ft) tall statue was constructed on private land and depicts Donald Trump with a square head and jaw, raising his fist in the air.

BBC

Another artist carved out a sculpture of Melania out of a tree trunk, it was erected just outside of her hometown of Sevnica. The Melania statue is wearing a blue coat with a club-like hand gesturing to the sky. Critics of the controversial work of art say it makes her look more like a Smurf than a First Lady.

I think it’s prudent to deduce that not everybody in Slovenia is thrilled that Melania, who made an honest living as a model with a penchant for appearing in nude lesbian photo shoots, shamed her homeland by marrying a crooked real estate developer who is now the most corrupt and racist president in the history of the United States.

The stable genius is a blockhead; therefore, I take no exception with the creator, Tomaz Schlegl, depicting Trump with a square head, but the statue’s square jaw bears no resemblance to the real thing’s double chin.

When triggered, a mechanism opens a red-painted mouth and shark-like teeth appear. Again, I’m dissatisfied with the artist’s rendering of the short-fingered vulgarian, the statue’s normal-looking mouth bears no resemblance to his sphincter-like piehole. And as far as I know there aren’t any dentures that look like shark’s teeth.

The statue has a temporary permit and must be removed by Halloween, Oct. 31. Hopefully it will be moved to Washington, D.C, where it will scare the citizens, but not as much as the monstrosity sitting in the Oval Office.

Cannes Film Festival Debuts Movie Poster featuring Melania Lookalike With Likeness of Severed Trump Head

“A new movie poster at the Cannes Film Market features a bikini-clad woman carrying two severed heads, one of which looks like that of President Donald Trump wearing a ‘Make America Great Again’ hat, while the other appears to be a zombie. The woman in the poster also resembles Melania Trump. The satirical sci-fi film – written, directed, and produced by Sheldon Silverstein – is titled ‘When Women Rule the World.’  According to the movie’s website, it is based in 2121 ‘after Trump has pushed the button, and World War Three and climate change have decimated life on earth.’ ‘The few women who have survived have completely separated from men, blaming them for all the destruction. The women live together in a women’s village lead by Auriana and protected by women warriors. The men live out in the desert,’ the description reads.”

International Business Times

The movie and its controversial poster is all about free speech, political satire and artistic expression.

I don’t have any problem with the bikini-clad Melania Trump lookalike carrying Donald Trump’s severed head, however the poster would have more symbolic punch if Trump’s severed head was hanging like an albatross around her neck.

I bet the real Melania would prefer to wear Trump’s shriveled up balls as earrings: a fantasy of many women married to serial philanders.  It is a symptom of this Trumpian dystopia that normal people dream of the stable genius suffering all sorts of physical calamities.

Sheldon Silverstein, the auteur who wrote, directed and produced this masterpiece, is a prophet who imagines the world after Trump has pushed the nuclear button and decimated life on Earth.

If only women ruled the world, or at least America in 2020, and we avoided a disaster of Biblical proportions. I’m not calling for Trump to be beheaded or castrated, but I sure as hell am pleading with my fellow Americans to vote the bastard out of office.  

Read More:
https://www.ibtimes.com/melania-trump-lookalike-seen-holding-presidents-decapitated-head-movie-poster-2793942

Melania’s White House Birthday Pic is Disturbing

A photo tweeted by the White House on First Lady Melania Trump’s birthday has raised many an eyebrow on social media.

The tweet that has generated more than 8,000 comments, simply says “Happy Birthday, @FLOTUS!” and is accompanied by a photo of Mrs. Trump sitting alone on the far end of a couch and staring into the distance, surrounded by an army of photographers and reporters in the Oval Office. Mrs. Trump turned 49 on Friday.

NBC News

Melania Trump is a beautiful and photogenic woman, and the White House has access to hundreds of photos where the first lady is smiling, many of them with her husband. Why on Earth did the administration choose a picture of an unsmiling Mrs. Trump sitting alone to mark her birthday?

That mystery may never be solved, but the controversial photograph perfectly captures Melania’s essence.

In her long career trajectory from glorified escort to supermodel to gold-digger spouse of the President of the United States Melania lost her transparency, empathy and dare I say, her soul?

Melania isn’t facing the camera, she’s looking into the distance lost in her own thoughts. She has no interest in the photographers surrounding her, she’s probably debating which high-end boutique she will visit next.

Even though she isn’t in the center of the frame, our focus is on her, and not just because she’s dressed in green and everyone else in black and white. The ex-model is always the center of attention, we always wonder what statement is the Be Best spokesperson making with her latest wardrobe ensemble?

This image of Melania sitting alone at the far end of the couch, also focuses attention on who isn’t sitting next to her, her husband Donald Trump. Melania is always surrounded by Secret Service agents and personal assistants, but’s she’s a very lonely woman married to a physically repulsive and morally decrepit buffoon.

But I don’t have an ounce of sympathy for Melania, she made her own bed and she can sleep in it next to the old and ugly toad with a mushroom-shaped pecker.

Happy Birthday Melania, may your bulging bank accounts provide you with the peace and comfort that you will never receive from your narcissistic spouse.  

Read More: https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/white-house-celebrates-melania-trump-s-birthday-bizarre-photo-n999141

Deconstructing Donald Trump’s Christmas Tweet

Donald Trump wished his Twitter followers “Merry Christmas” on Sunday morning with a photograph depicting him walking past a Christmas tree, with his tiny fist raised and clenched.

Trump should have tempered his celebratory mood and not raised his diminutive fist in victory, his pathetically small hand defaces the image.

Trump couldn`t even take the time to pose for a professional Christmas family photograph — nothing says “Merry Christmas” like a lazy screencap.

Why feature himself walking past the Christmas tree, it`s as if he wants to leave the Christmas spirit of peace, love and brotherhood behind, and focus on dividing the country.

Where on Earth are his wife Melania, his beautiful daughters, and his sons? Christmas is all about family, a Christmas family photo with just the father is like a nativity scene without Baby Jesus.

This Christmas tweet from Trump infuriates me, I hope Santa shovels coal up his ass, I pray Jesus smites him with lightning turning his orange face black, and I hope and pray Krampus bites off his disgusting tiny hand.

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