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Trump is the Comforter-in-Chief of Evangelicals

The President of the United States occupies several significant positions, including serving as commander-in-chief, Leader of the Free World, chief executive of the federal government, leader of their political party, and fulfilling the important informal duty of commander-in-chief.

If a president possesses the legislative skill of LBJ, the military expertise of Dwight D. Eisenhower, the diplomatic skills of FDR, but does not have the empathy to serve as “comforter-in-chief” to console a grieving nation during times of crisis, they are ill-suited for the presidency.

The president should remain calm and use reassuring language during natural disasters, mass shootings, war, or other national crises.

Donald Trump has the military skills Dudley-Do-Right, the diplomatic chops of Atilla the Hun, the legislative expertise of Tommy Tuberville, and the sociopath is lacking in empathy and incapable of serving as “comforter-in-chief.”

Trump’s inadequacy as comforter-in-chief was in full display when he threw paper towels at a crowd of Hurricane Maria survivors in San Juan, Puerto Rico.

Trump makes a half-hearted effort to be comforter-in-chief only when a natural disaster strikes a red state.

Trump is a vindictive tyrant and the antithesis of comforter-in-chief. He is the divider-in-chief, agitator-in-chief, and inciter-in-chief.

America is appalled at Trump’s abject failure at being comforter-in-chief, except for MAGA evangelicals who experience a spiritual orgasm whenever their orange Messiah rails against their common enemies: migrants, Muslims, Democrats, people of color and the LGBT community.

When evangelicals die and wake up in hell, they will have Trump as their comforter-in-chief for eternity.

Lackey Sen. Bill Cassidy Thanks Trump for Taking Down Racist Video

The video that President Donald Trump shared on Truth Social depicting former President Barack Obama and former First Lady Michelle Obama as chimps was so blatantly racist and disgusting that even a handful of Republican lawmakers objected.

Republican Sen. Susan Collins of Maine said it was “appalling.” Rep. Mike Lawler of New York called the post “wrong and incredibly offensive.” Sen. Roger Wicker, a Mississippi Republican, said it was “totally unacceptable.”

Even Uncle Tom Sen. Tim Scott pleaded with his master to delete the video and called it “the most racist thing I’ve seen out of this White House.” Scott’s tweet implies that he is aware that this is not the first time Trump has said or done something racist. Shame on the bootlicking sycophant for not speaking out against Trump’s racism before.

Sen. Bill Cassidy (R-LA) faced heavy criticism for his mild remarks.

“Thank you to President Trump for taking down the post about the Obamas. He made significant inroads with his outreach in the African American community which we need to continue. His post sent the wrong message despite how it may have been originally intended.”

Are you freaking kidding me? The racist-in-chief waited 12 hours to take down the racist video. Instead of thanking Trump for belatedly taking down the video, Cassidy should have blasted him for posting the vile thing in the first place. Cassidy implies that Trump’s intentions were pure, but he unintentionally sent out the wrong message. Bullshit! Trump’s intention was always to mock the Obamas out of jealousy and racism.

We shouldn’t expect Cassidy to exercise good judgment, after all the physician by trade and Chairman of the Senate Health, Education, Labor, and Pensions Committee, voted to confirm the reprehensible and unqualified Robert F. Kennedy Jr. as the Secretary of Health and Human Services.

Trump Posts Racist Video of Obamas as Apes

President Donald Trump is a depraved and demented dictator whose political career is a downward spiral of debauchery and deceit. On several occasions, he seemed to reach what we believed was rock bottom—situations that could have led to impeachment and removal from office. Despite insurrection, indictments, and other atrocities, his moral decline persists.  His MAGA evangelical base cheers his downfall as if he were an Olympian downhill skier, and they make excuses and justifications for his deplorable behavior.

If Trump acted like a chimp and reached his tiny had into his sagging diapers and flung feces at reporters, his supporters would cheer wildly.

During Black History Month the racist-in-chief re-posted a video to Truth Social that included an AI-generated depiction of Barack and Michelle Obama as chimps.

White House staffers reflexively defended the president’s post, and Chief propagandist Karoline Leavitt dismissed it as an internet meme portraying Trump as King of the Jungle. The video wasn’t taken down until hours later.

Black Senator Tim Scott expressed outrage:

“Praying it was fake because it’s the most racist thing I’ve seen out of this White House. The President should remove it.”

But most Republican leaders remain silent, and I haven’t heard any denunciations from any prominent evangelicals.

Trump hit rock bottom years ago, and he should have already been impeached and removed from office. This is the final straw, and anyone who still supports him is a racist, and I publicly rebuke them.

Evangelical Christianity is a Cancer

A cancer diagnosis is devastating. Hearing those words brings a tidal wave of shock, fear, and uncertainty. It’s equivalent to receiving a life sentence in a criminal trial, because even if you beat cancer after surgery, chemotherapy or radiation therapy, chances are that you will get cancer again.

If your oncologist delivers the horrible diagnosis doing nothing is not an option. It won’t go away if you ignore it or rely solely on thoughts and prayers.  Only fatalists and religious nuts will rely on fate or God. We must choose one of the aforementioned strategies to eradicate the Big C.

Evangelical Christianity is a cancer. When this pernicious cancer has metastasized in our federal government it brings a tidal wave of shock, fear, revulsion and regret for those who voted for Donald Trump.

Once you realize that evangelical Christianity permeates the executive, judicial and legislative branches of our democracy doing nothing is not an option. The fruit of evangelicalism is fascism, racism, homophobia, xenophobia, and all manner of evil.

Trump’s ICE thugs are kidnapping housekeepers and construction workers, knocking down doors of residents to gain illegal warrantless entry, and executing innocent civilians. The regime has conducted unilateral airstrikes in countries including Venezuela, Iran, Nigeria, and Syria, despite not being in a state of war with these nations, thereby contravening international law.   

We cannot wait three years to vote Trump out of office; our democracy may not endure that long. This White Christian Nationalist regime must be overthrown now. Impeachment and the 25th Amendment are not viable options because they require the approval of congressional Republicans, and they will never vote to get rid of their orange messiah.

Senate Democrats must block the DHS spending bill, shutting down the government. We the people must go on a general strike, bringing the economy to a standstill until Trump resigns. We must flood the streets in the millions until this fascist cancer is eradicated.

The Real Reason Why Trump’s Hands are Purple

Why are Donald Trump’s disgusting diminutive hands purple?

The unreliable narrator Trump has provided three explanations for visible purple bruising on his hands:

Aspirin use: the idiot takes 325 milligrams of aspirin daily for “cardiac prevention”, a higher does than the 81 milligrams typically recommended by cardiologists. This heavy intake makes the thin-skinned narcissist’s skin more susceptible to bruising.

Inadvertent physical contact with objects: he explained a specific large bruise on his left hand by saying he “clipped it on the table.”

Frequent handshaking: Trump’s minister of propaganda Karoline Leavitt attributed bruising on his hand to “frequent handshaking.”

Here are some more plausible explanations:

Melania’s Punishment

The first lady has a penchant for swatting away his repulsive hands whenever he attempts to hold her hand. If she gently swats away his paws in public, in private she smacks his mitts with her dildo whenever he gets too close to her.

Fisting Lindsey Graham

It is the worst kept secret in D.C that the Senior Senator from South Carolina is gay. As heavily trafficked as Graham’s bunghole is, its opening is wider than the White House Emergency Tunnel. However, Trump’s fragile doll hand still bruises whenever he has an encounter with Lady G.

Trump is Dead

It is obvious Trump is morally, spiritually, and emotionally dead, but is he also physically dead? Does Trump slather orange makeup to cover up a purple tint on his face? Does the decomposing zombie look like Barney the Dinosaur when he’s naked?

It’s time to bury the mother fucker.

Hey Nicki Minaj: Bye Felicia

MAGA cultists hate people of color, especially Black women. They have a stereotypical image of what a black woman looks like: fat build with fake nails, false eyelashes, hair extensions and a huge posterior.

Nicki Minaj who has publicly confirmed that she received buttock injections, frequently wears hair extensions, bundles and sew-in weaves, rocks acrylic press-on nails, and wears long false eyelashes is the embodiment of the black woman conservatives fear, despise and dehumanize.

And when you consider that she’s an outspoken rapper who explores themes of female same-sex attraction in her songs, it’s a given that the MAGA crowd hates her twerking butt.

After years of being a vocal critic of Donald Trump, the diminutive rapper pulled a Snoop Dogg and aligned herself with the MAGA movement. At a Turning Point event in Arizona, she praised President Donald Trump and described Vice President JD Vance as a role model for young men.

Trump supporters publicly embraced Minaj, they’re always looking for another Tim Scott or Amber Rose to tap dance to the MAGA beat.

But rest assured that they hate her, and even if she pulled out her hair extensions, stopped wearing fake nails and eyelashes, lost weight, and quit the rap game in favor of Christian pop music, they would still hate her because she can’t change the color of her skin.

By turning MAGA Minaj betrayed her Barbz army, lost millions of Instagram followers, and lost the respect of Black people.

Bye Felicia, it’s no longer a Barbie world.

Danish Member of European Parliament Tells Trump to ‘F*ck Off’

“Anders Vistisen, a Danish member of the European Parliament, did not hold back during the recent plenary session. Taking the microphone, Vistisen addressed Donald Trump directly in response to the U.S. president’s escalating rhetoric around Greenland. ‘Let me put this in words you might understand,’ Vistisen said. ‘Mr. President, f*ck off.’”

Yahoo News

When Donald Trump visited the factory floor of a Ford plant in Dearborn, Michigan, United Auto Workers union worker TJ Sabula, shouted “pedophile protector.”

If the President of the United States—often considered the Leader of the Free World—is heckled, it is expected that he preserves the dignity of his position by not responding to the heckler.  

But the thin-skinned and thick-headed bully responded by shouting “fuck off,” pointing at the heckler and raising his middle finger.

I commend Sabula for seizing the moment and speaking truth to power in the only manner that the obscenity-in-chief understands.

I decry Trump for responding in a fashion unbecoming of the office of the presidency and contrary to a leader worshipped as a messiah by his evangelical supporters.

I commend the Danish member of the European Parliament for telling Trump plainly to “fuck off.” When a Nazi-like dictator threatens to take over Greenland, a self-governing autonomous territory within the Kingdom of Denmark, it is incumbent upon any self-respecting Dane to tell him to fuck off.

If Trump ever makes a speech in my neck of the woods, I hope to meet the moment like Sabula and Vistisen, by shouting at him: I hope you choke to death on Bill Clinton’s dick.

Anti-ICE Activists Storm Church in Minneapolis

“A group of anti-ICE protesters stormed a church during a church service and accused a pastor of working with Immigration and Customs Enforcement.

The protesters were with the Radical Justice Network and they accused Cities Church pastor David Eastwood of being the acting ICE field office director in Minnesota.”

WJLA

Minneapolis is the epicenter of ICE’s crusade to arrest and deport undocumented migrants who have committed serious crimes. ICE is unperturbed that many of those caught up in their dragnet are Brown and Black migrants who have not committed any crimes, and even law-abiding U.S citizens whose only crime is being people of color in Trump’s fascist regime.

Former CNN anchor Don Lemon was present at Cities Church in St. Paul, Minnesota, while anti-ICE protesters disrupted a worship service.

Jesus had no problem cleansing the temple of money changers, and if he were alive today, he would have no problem cleansing Cities Church of fake Christians who support the atrocities of ICE. For a pastor of a church to be an ICE field office director is an affront to the Christian faith and an offense to democracy.

Anti-ICE activists and anti-fascist protestors should storm Trump-supporting evangelical churches. Why should they be allowed to sit in their cushioned pews, while their pastors demonize migrants and praise the sociopath president, without suffering any consequences.

It is time to declare war against these Christian soldiers, who falsely claim that they are suffering persecution.  Give them a real taste of persecution.

Trump’s National Gallery Portrait is an Abomination

“The National Portrait Gallery, which is overseen by the Smithsonian Institution, swapped out an older portrait of Trump for the current one.”

Atlantic

The black-and-white photograph of President Trump on display in the “American Presidents” exhibit is a perfect representation of our current president.

The power-hungry Trump achieved the pinnacle power, represented by his hovering presence over the Resolute Desk situated in the Oval Office. Attaining the summit of Mount Olympus did not bring him satisfaction, as evidenced by his stern expression.

In the photo, he gazes downward rather than at the camera, appearing thoughtful. Is he considering ways to tighten his control by undermining the judiciary, limiting Congress, and eroding our democratic safeguards?

Trump is leaning slighting forward with the posture of a gorilla; his knuckles firmly planted on the Resolute Desk. Like a gorilla Trump engages in chest beating and intense roaring to assert his dominance.

The black-and-white photograph matches how the authoritarian leader has drained vibrancy from society.

Unlike the other portraits in the gallery, which include lengthy evaluations of each presidency, Trump’s portrait only lists the photographer’s name, his birth date, and his time in office.

History will have plenty to say about the absolute corruption, incompetence, and criminality of the Trump administration.

Trump Has Nobody for Emotional Support

“POTUS is said to be increasingly looking to his wife, Melania, for guidance and emotional support during his second term as president.”

MSN.com

Donald Trump deliberately and systematically filled his Cabinet and administration with grifters, sycophants, and loyalists, who can be counted on to praise his every crazy utterance and support every one of his unconstitutional, and unethical policies. He can rely on them to kiss his fat ass, fluff his flaccid penis, and burnish his tarnished image.

The narcissist has just enough self-awareness to realize he has dementia and in need of a confidant for guidance and emotional support. The moron has just enough brains to realize that he is not going to get any practical guidance or emotional support from his cynical and self-serving staff.

In desperation Trump is increasingly looking to his trophy wife, Melania for guidance and emotional support. Melania maintains a separate residence in New York City and rarely makes a public appearance with him. She swats away his hand whenever he attempts to hold her hand, and she fires an icy stare whenever he attempts any public show of intimacy. He might as well seek emotional support from a blow-up doll.

Trump is a sociopath lacking any empathy and devoid of any charisma, there is not a single person in D.C willing to offer him any emotional support.

He has only two options: get a dog or commit suicide. I hope he chooses the latter, and not the former.

The ‘Happy Trump’ Lapel Pin

Donald Trump is a sourpuss, a grouch, a crotchety old man. When he attempts to smile, the best he can manage is a grimace. The sociopath makes the Grinch look like a goodwill ambassador for the United Nations.

If a miracle happens and he smiles one day, it will be misfortune that befalls an enemy, and not something good that happens to him that will make him finally crack a smile.

Someone, who apparently knows Trump very well, gifted him a “Happy Trump” lapel pin. If anything can make the narcissist smile, it is a likeness of himself that he can wear on his lapel.

The pin features Trump with a cartoonishly large head and open-mouthed expression, notably the “Happy Trump” is not smiling.

Trump who admits that “he’s never happy, never satisfied” was bemused by the lapel pin. The “Happy Trump” lapel pin will likely be sold at a high price once monetized by the grifter-in-chief. When he makes millions from this novelty pin, then he will smile.

We Must Get Rid of Trump Now

In the first year of his second term Donald Trump has already done irrevocable and incalculable harm to our democracy, frayed our relationship with our erstwhile allies, and embraced our implacable enemies.

America cannot survive three more years under the fascist buffoon. America is a police state that summarily executes migrants and protestors, and an international bully that bombs and invades weak nations.

Donald Trump must be stopped. Now.

Donald Trump, 79, has myriad medical issues: senility, cankles, hand bruising, obesity, wobbly gait, incontinence, and high cholesterol. His detractors fervently hope that his dementia and chronic illnesses portend an early death.

But consider that former President Jimmy Carter lived for years with brain cancer before finally dying after 22 months in hospice care. We cannot count on the Grim Reaper saving us from the fascist Trump regime.

We cannot count on a constitutional solution to end Trump’s tyranny, a Senate and House infested with MAGA cultists will never impeach Trump or remove him from office via the 25th Amendment.

How can we get rid of Trump now?

I call for a general strike where workers across all industries and sectors simultaneously stop working to halt economic activity until Trump resigns. I call for tens of millions of Americans to demonstrate and protest until our country comes to a standstill. I call for patriots to treat ICE not as law enforcement officers who must be respected and obeyed, but as Gestapo thugs who have earned our disrespect and enmity.

Wake up!

Trump Es Pura Mierda

When some unspeakable, catastrophic or disgusting evil befalls, you blurt out “shit”, no other word will suffice. If a drunk driver plows into your car, you do not utter a mild expletive like, “Oh, Poop”, you scream, “Fucken Shit.”

An unspeakable evil has befallen our erstwhile great democracy; Trump’s fascist regime has corrupted the judicial, executive and legislative branches of our government. The stench of decadence permeates every aspect of our society.

When we are spiraling into a dictatorship, only a fool or a coward would use euphemisms to describe the current sorry situation. Don’t refer to Trump as complicated, compromised or conflicted. It behooves us to describe him as a steaming pile of human shit, with a mouth that looks like a cancerous sphincter and a neck that looks like a diseased and prolapsed vagina.

If you have the misfortune of stepping on dog excrement, it’s incumbent upon you to yell, “shit.” It is your civic responsibility to warn others, lest they also step on it. We must alert our fellow citizens that our country is shit thanks to Trump, so they will join us in our battle to fight fascism.

When you smell shit it means that you inhale gases that make you gag and sometimes vomit. Fools who support Trump are infected body, mind and soul with his noxious ideology.

We would be well-advised to give Trump and his followers a wide berth, we don’t want to be close enough to smell their bullshit.

Trump to be Awarded Next Israel Prize

President Donald Trump has an affinity for dictators, and he practically creams his pants when he meets the likes of Russian oligarch Vladimir Putin and North Korean strongman Kim Jong Un. It’s not surprising that since his second inauguration, he has met with Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu six times.

The twice-impeached, adjudicated rapist and convicted felon finds much to admire in the Israeli leader who was indicted in 2019 on charges of bribery, fraud, and breach of trust in three separate cases.

While Trump is destroying democracy in America, Netanyahu is committing genocide in Gaza and the West Bank. When these two like-minded monsters meet, they lavish praise on each other, to compensate for the lack of praise they receive from normal peace-loving human beings.

Netanyahu announced that Trump will receive the Israel Prize in 2026, during a meeting at Mar-a–Lago.

Trump has boasted that he has “ended 8 wars in just 8 months”. His administration played a minimal role in resolving the disputes involving Pakistan and India, Rwanda and the Democratic Republic of Congo, Thailand and Cambodia, Armenia and Azerbaijan, Egypt and Ethiopia, as well as Serbia and Kosovo.

Trump deserves credit for intimidating Hamas into releasing the Israeli hostages and for securing a tenuous ceasefire. Although the the wholesale massacre of civilians in Gaza has ended, the IDF has killed hundreds of civilians during the so-called ceasefire.

Regardless how much Trump bitches and complains, I hope the Norwegian Nobel Committee is never intimidated into awarded the Nobel Peace Prize to the fraud.

The Biggest Fatberg in D.C. Should be Named After Trump

When Donald Trump was a real estate magnate, he named hotels, casinos, condominiums, and golf resorts after himself as a branding strategy. He believed that consumers would patronize his businesses in the hopes that his success and luxury would rub off on them.

President Trump is attaching his name to buildings and programs to mark his territory, reminiscent of the way a dog pees on his front yard to warn others to stay away. He considers himself dominant, having launched projects like the Trump Kennedy Center, Trump newborn accounts, Trump Gold Cards for affluent residency applicants, and even a Trump battleship class.  

Trump is acting like a dictator or king, and his penchant for naming everything after himself is really pissing people off.  His critics propose naming either the decommissioned Three Mile Island nuclear plant or an outhouse after him.

Trump is a steaming pile of human feces, with a mouth that looks like a cancerous sphincter and a neck that looks like a diseased vagina. He should be named after the biggest fatberg in D.C.

A fatberg is a massive, solid blockage in a sewer system, formed from congealed fats, oils, and grease that solidify and trap non-biodegradable items like wet wipes, bloody tampons, cum-filled condoms, soiled diapers, and other flushed debris, creating concrete-like masses that can grow to enormous sizes, causing major clogs and overflows.

Removing a fatberg demands significant manual labor and specialized equipment. Removing Trump demands significant effort, such as impeachment or invoking the 25th Amendment.  

Trump Goes on Tangent About Melania’s Panties

“The weave” is a term Donald Trump uses to describe his stream-of-consciousness speaking style, characterized by frequently deviating from a central topic to share seemingly unrelated anecdotes before eventually circling back to the original point.

The master weaver’s topic may be immigration, and he’ll give his MAGA cultists plenty of red meat to chew on, demonizing brown and black undocumented persons as rapists, terrorists, and human traffickers. But he will go off on tangents and rhapsodize about the length and girth of Arnold Palmer’s penis, pontificate on windmills causing cancer or ridicule liberal celebrities.

You never know what idiocy, vulgarity or lie will emanate from Trump’s diseased and demented mind.

Trump went on a lengthy tangent about wife Melania Trump’s underwear during his latest rally. While giving a campaign speech in Rocky Mount, N.C., aimed at reassuring his supporters of the strong economy, he addressed inflation and his initiatives to reduce drug prices. He also referenced Melania’s underwear when criticizing the FBI raid on Mar-a-Lago in 2022.

“They went into my wife’s closet… they looked at her drawers. Her undergarments, sometimes referred to as panties, are folded perfectly, wrapped. They’re like, so perfect. I think she steams them.”

WTF! TMI! KMN!

Trump would be well-advised not to speak about his wife’s panties, when there’s documentation that he’s sexually abused women, and rumors that he’s a pedophile. I’m grateful that the FBI didn’t look at Trump’s drawers, I don’t want to read a description of his urine soaked, feces encrusted diapers.

Christopher Anderson Deserves Pulitzer for Vanity Fair Photo of Karoline Leavitt

Christopher Anderson photographed White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt up close for a magazine series featuring interviews with Susie Wiles, the White House chief of staff.

Devout jihadists have a mark on the forehead, it is a dermatological condition caused by the friction and pressure on the forehead repeatedly touching a rough prayer mat, during the act of prostration.

Devout MAGA cultists have a mark on their nose, it is a brownish orange stain caused by repeatedly kissing Trump’s rectum, during an act of prostration.

The instantly iconic Anderson closeup photograph of Leavitt clearly depicts her nose with a brownish tint. Considering that kissing Trump’s ass is a daily humiliation ritual for Leavitt you would think by now she would take prophylactic action, such as wearing a nose guard, to prevent brown stains on her schnoz.

The unvarnished and unfiltered portrait of Leavitt exposed her weathered and wrinkled countenance, befitting a middle-aged woman. She is only 27 years-old, lying and covering up her Dear Leader’s crimes exacts a heavy price on her looks.

The extreme close-up image shows cosmetic injection marks for lip fillers. I would not kiss her fish lips for a million dollars; I am not going risk exposure to Trump’s anorectal bacteria.

Leavitt is still a young woman, and her face can become normal again, if she quits her White House gig, and stops defending the morally and legally indefensible.

Christopher Anderson deserves the Pulitzer Prize for photography.

Donald Trump’s Obituary

In a fit of nihilism and cynicism the American electorate dumped a pile of human excrement on the White House. Nobody had ever seen such an abomination. It was huge! It was spectacular. It was apocalyptic.

Under any other administration, the EPA would have classified the People’s House as a Superfund site because of its major health risks.

The sulfurous stench enveloped the White House, D.C and every nook and cranny of our democracy.

The load of crap had a mouth that looked like a cancerous sphincter, and a neck that looked like a diseased vagina. Despite its ghastly appearance, a group of fluffers and sycophants regularly cleaned its nether regions.

The American public regretted its shitty decision of elevating this low-life piece of manure to the White House, and every day they prayed that the Grim Reaper might take pity on them and back up a dump truck to the White House and haul away the hill of feces.

Today God performed his second greatest gift to humankind and smote the presidential poop.

We have preserved our democracy!  The stench will eventually dissipate, and we will breathe freely once again.

I know that I am not the only patriot who will hire Russian hookers to piss on his grave.

Trump’s Limp-Wristed Coin Toss Shocks Crowd at Army-Navy Game

The coin toss in a football game is a formal procedure conducted before the start of the game and prior to any overtime period to determine which team will kick off to start the half and which goal each team will defend.

The referee tosses the coin into the air, ensuring it rotates end-over-end. The result becomes clear as soon as it lands on the field.

For important games a celebrity, politician, or retired football star performs the ceremonial toss.

The traditional method for beginning a football game is best described as a “coin flip” or “coin flick,” since only flipping or flicking causes the coin to spin end-over-end.

While officiating the customary coin toss at the 126th Army-Navy game, Donald Trump heaved the ceremonial coin as if he were tossing a cow chip at a state fair in Oklahoma or tossing a bean bag at a cornhole competition.

Trump’s grotesquely tiny, bruised doll hands rendered him ill-equipped to perform the ceremonial coin toss. To make matters worse the octogenarian was wearing gloves, further limiting his dexterity.

To the surprise of no one in the crowd, the coin did not rotate, and it landed with a thud. Trump proudly pointed to the place where the coin landed, reminding me of a toddler pointing to the place on the carpet where he pooped.

Trump is a national embarrassment, he should have been tossed out of the football game, right there and then.

US Could Ask Tourists for Five-Year Social Media History Before Entry

“Tourists from dozens of countries including the UK could be asked to provide a five-year social media history as a condition of entry to the United States, under a new proposal unveiled by American officials.

BBC

My blog is an unfiltered stream of unconsciousness where I eviscerate fascist politicians, expose charlatan televangelists and ridicule vacuous celebrities. My subject matter is the worst of humanity, naturally my essays are replete with vulgar metaphors, expletives and R-rated rhetoric.

My social media posts are so inflammatory that in comparison my essays read as if they were written by a 17th century Puritan preacher. If I ever had to submit my social media history from the past five years to enter a country, I’d never be allowed in.

But my social media posts pales in comparison to those of the Twitter-in-Chief, Donald Trump. His most controversial Truth Social posts include QAnon conspiracy theories, sexually explicit insults, calls to prosecute political rivals, AI-generated imagery, threats and intimidation, and pro-Nazi videos.

How hypocritical of the Trump administration to vet foreign tourists by examining their social media accounts. Trump’s Truth Social feed is unhinged vitriol, and the product of a diseased and demented mind. In a perfect world he would be locked in an insane asylum, and he would never be allowed entry into the real world.

Sleepy Don Dead to the World, Please Just Die

Drowsy Don fell asleep on television this week. Has there ever been a week when the octogenarian was not found napping?

This time Donald Trump nodded off in a meeting with the members of his Cabinet. The pool cameras locked on his drowsy face, while his underlings competed for the title of “chief fluffer.”

Imagine the frustration of his Cabinet members as they realized their boss was sound asleep while they were burnishing his ass? Their demeaning, subservient and humiliating performance all for naught.

I am not alarmed that the President of the United States and putative Leader of the Free World was dead to the world during a Cabinet meeting. Topics of national or global importance are seldom addressed, and a Trump Cabinet meeting doesn’t bring to mind momentous gatherings like King Arthur’s Round Table or the 1919 Paris Peace Conference that concluded World War I.

They are more reminiscent of a circle jerk, or a bukkake scene in a porn flick where an adult actress is drenched in bodily fluids.

Do not blame me for using vulgar metaphors when describing the Trump administration, it is impossible for a pundit to cover his fascist regime without resorting to such language.

It is a shame that Trump is counting Z’s while our country is sliding into a dystopian nightmare, but what is worse: Trump sleeping or Trump temporarily awake wreaking havoc?   

Trump’s ‘Blame Biden’ Strategy Losing its Effectiveness

In evangelical theology Satan is not omnipresent, he is a finite, created being and can only be in one place at a time. Yet evangelicals see the devil’s handiwork in everything from an “anti-Christian deep state”, a liberal academia, an “ungodly” entertainment industry, and even their local Homeowners Association that does not allow them to fly a Christian flag.

Evangelicals believe that only God is omnipresent, yet they function as if Satan has his nose in everyone’s business, and millions of God-fearing folks blame the devil for everything that goes wrong in their lives. Failed personal relationships, career setbacks, financial troubles, illnesses, it is all the fault of Lucifer.

MAGA evangelicals have switched their allegiance from Jesus to Trump, the good news of the Gospel for an ideology where cruelty is the point and their bogeyman from Beelzebub to Biden.

President Donald Trump is almost one year into his second term, and he still blames his predecessor Joe Biden for everything from inflation to the Russian invasion of Ukraine, to the crisis in the Middle East, to the recent shooting of two National Guard troops in D.C.

When Trump blames the latest crisis, whether it is political, economic, or geopolitical in nature on Biden, his supporters shout Amen, and reflexively curse the former president.

But there are signs that the “blame Biden” strategy may have run its course. Trump’s polling has declined, with reduced backing from independents and even some MAGA supporters.  

Everyday Trump looks more like a lame duck, and his tirades against Biden sound hollow and desperate.

The United States is currently facing colossal challenges, and Trump has not acknowledged responsibility despite his party’s control of the House, Senate, and Supreme Court.

In a sane world, even Republicans would rebel against Trump’s chaotic, corrupt, and criminal regime, and he would be removed from office via impeachment or implementation of the 25th amendment.

World opinion, the American public and history will not blame Biden for the disastrous mistakes of the Trump administration. When Trump finally leaves office, even MAGA supporters will curse him and not Biden for the disaster he left in his wake.

Trump Pic Sparks Concern He’s at Death’s Door

A recent photograph of President Donald Trump at Mar-a-Lago depicting him with closed eyes and a gaping mouth has gone viral. The image shows the old geezer in a white polo shirt with “President Donald Trump” emblazoned on it, a red cap with “45-47”, and a place card on the table with his title and name.

Has the stable’s genius’ cognitive ability declined to the point where he needs visual reminders of who he is?

Even the Dear Leader’s staunchest fans acknowledge that this pic closely resembles the myriad online photos of former President Joe Biden, now in his eighties, with his mouth open and eyes shut.

Never mind Sleepy Joe, this viral image reminds me of a catatonic Jimmy Carter at his 100th birthday party with his mouth wide open.

A baseball cap and a polo shirt is the quintessential uniform of an old fart who is always in leisure mode and resides in a nursing home. What a national catastrophe that Trump lives in the White House instead of living in retirement at Mar-a-Lago.

This snapshot has sparked concerns that Trump is not well. No shit, he is not well, mentally, physically or spiritually. They shoot horses, don’t they?

America to Trump: Quiet, Piggy

Most people, liberals and conservatives, will stipulate that Donald Trump is a misogynist pig. The sexist sociopath has a sordid history of comparing women to animals, he has called them “fat pigs”, “dogs”, and “disgusting animals.” Famously, he called 1996 Miss Universe winner Alicia Machado of Venezuela “Miss Piggy” when she gained weight after winning the crown.

Which is why, when Trump matter of factually said, “Quiet, piggy” to Bloomberg reporter Catherine Lucey, after she had the temerity to ask him a question about the Epstein files, the reaction from colleagues, pundits, and politicians was subdued. Trump has normalized misogyny, the next time a female reporter asks a tough question, I will not be surprised if he silences her by shouting, “Bitch, please.” And I likewise will not be surprised if he gets away with uttering the sexist expletive without suffering any dire consequences.

The White House correspondents should have demonstrated solidarity with Lucey, by demanding that Trump apologize, or else they would boycott all future press conferences.

Trump is the last person on Earth who should be calling anyone a pig, considering he is as fat as a pig, ugly as a pig, and dirty as a pig.

Whenever Trump’s ugly mug appears on a TV, millions of people shout at the screen: Quiet, piggy. Just STFU!

Did Trump Blow Clinton?

A virtual mountain of Jeffrey Epstein’s bank records, emails, private correspondence and other documents has been released over the last two decades through various legal proceedings and congressional actions. In November 2025 alone, the House Oversight Committee released over 20,000 pages of emails from the pedophile’s estate.

This treasure trove of decadence has implicated dozens of politicians, business titans, lawyers, British royalty, and Hollywood stars in Epstein’s child trafficking pyramid scheme. It chronicles the age-old story: the insane appetite of rich and powerful men for the tender flesh of underage girls.

Out of the gazillion documents that have been released it’s a March 20, 2018 email from Mark Epstein to Jeffrey Epstein that has the potential to blow up Donald Trump’s administration.

In an email Mark Epstein told Jeffrey Epstein to ask Steve Bannon, Trump’s former chief strategist, if Russian President Vladimir Putin has “the photos of Trump blowing Bubba.”

“Blowing” someone is a slang term commonly used to describe performing oral sex and “Bubba” is a nickname for former president Bill Clinton.

Is the internet blowing things out of proportion or is there really a chance that Donald Trump, who prides himself on being the epitome of machismo, went down on Bubba?

Considering there is video evidence of Trump simulating oral sex on a microphone and rhapsodizing about Arnold Palmer’s incredibly long shlong, I’d say there’s a fairly good chance Putin has incriminating evidence on Trump.

Trump’s MAGA evangelical cult will rationalize and normalize all manner of their orange messiah’s sins including greed, racism, fraud, sexual harassment and even pedophilia. But the homophobes draw a line at sucking dick, especially a liberal prick. No wonder Trump is obsessed with keeping any more of Epstein’s documents from being released. He must have been reminiscing about sucking Clinton’s wiener when he labeled his tax and spending policies the “The One Big Beautiful Bill.”