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Sleepy Don Dead to the World, Please Just Die

Drowsy Don fell asleep on television this week. Has there ever been a week when the octogenarian was not found napping?

This time Donald Trump nodded off in a meeting with the members of his Cabinet. The pool cameras locked on his drowsy face, while his underlings competed for the title of “chief fluffer.”

Imagine the frustration of his Cabinet members as they realized their boss was sound asleep while they were burnishing his ass? Their demeaning, subservient and humiliating performance all for naught.

I am not alarmed that the President of the United States and putative Leader of the Free World was dead to the world during a Cabinet meeting. Topics of national or global importance are seldom addressed, and a Trump Cabinet meeting doesn’t bring to mind momentous gatherings like King Arthur’s Round Table or the 1919 Paris Peace Conference that concluded World War I.

They are more reminiscent of a circle jerk, or a bukkake scene in a porn flick where an adult actress is drenched in bodily fluids.

Do not blame me for using vulgar metaphors when describing the Trump administration, it is impossible for a pundit to cover his fascist regime without resorting to such language.

It is a shame that Trump is counting Z’s while our country is sliding into a dystopian nightmare, but what is worse: Trump sleeping or Trump temporarily awake wreaking havoc?   

Trump’s ‘Blame Biden’ Strategy Losing its Effectiveness

In evangelical theology Satan is not omnipresent, he is a finite, created being and can only be in one place at a time. Yet evangelicals see the devil’s handiwork in everything from an “anti-Christian deep state”, a liberal academia, an “ungodly” entertainment industry, and even their local Homeowners Association that does not allow them to fly a Christian flag.

Evangelicals believe that only God is omnipresent, yet they function as if Satan has his nose in everyone’s business, and millions of God-fearing folks blame the devil for everything that goes wrong in their lives. Failed personal relationships, career setbacks, financial troubles, illnesses, it is all the fault of Lucifer.

MAGA evangelicals have switched their allegiance from Jesus to Trump, the good news of the Gospel for an ideology where cruelty is the point and their bogeyman from Beelzebub to Biden.

President Donald Trump is almost one year into his second term, and he still blames his predecessor Joe Biden for everything from inflation to the Russian invasion of Ukraine, to the crisis in the Middle East, to the recent shooting of two National Guard troops in D.C.

When Trump blames the latest crisis, whether it is political, economic, or geopolitical in nature on Biden, his supporters shout Amen, and reflexively curse the former president.

But there are signs that the “blame Biden” strategy may have run its course. Trump’s polling has declined, with reduced backing from independents and even some MAGA supporters.  

Everyday Trump looks more like a lame duck, and his tirades against Biden sound hollow and desperate.

The United States is currently facing colossal challenges, and Trump has not acknowledged responsibility despite his party’s control of the House, Senate, and Supreme Court.

In a sane world, even Republicans would rebel against Trump’s chaotic, corrupt, and criminal regime, and he would be removed from office via impeachment or implementation of the 25th amendment.

World opinion, the American public and history will not blame Biden for the disastrous mistakes of the Trump administration. When Trump finally leaves office, even MAGA supporters will curse him and not Biden for the disaster he left in his wake.

Trump Pic Sparks Concern He’s at Death’s Door

A recent photograph of President Donald Trump at Mar-a-Lago depicting him with closed eyes and a gaping mouth has gone viral. The image shows the old geezer in a white polo shirt with “President Donald Trump” emblazoned on it, a red cap with “45-47”, and a place card on the table with his title and name.

Has the stable’s genius’ cognitive ability declined to the point where he needs visual reminders of who he is?

Even the Dear Leader’s staunchest fans acknowledge that this pic closely resembles the myriad online photos of former President Joe Biden, now in his eighties, with his mouth open and eyes shut.

Never mind Sleepy Joe, this viral image reminds me of a catatonic Jimmy Carter at his 100th birthday party with his mouth wide open.

A baseball cap and a polo shirt is the quintessential uniform of an old fart who is always in leisure mode and resides in a nursing home. What a national catastrophe that Trump lives in the White House instead of living in retirement at Mar-a-Lago.

This snapshot has sparked concerns that Trump is not well. No shit, he is not well, mentally, physically or spiritually. They shoot horses, don’t they?

America to Trump: Quiet, Piggy

Most people, liberals and conservatives, will stipulate that Donald Trump is a misogynist pig. The sexist sociopath has a sordid history of comparing women to animals, he has called them “fat pigs”, “dogs”, and “disgusting animals.” Famously, he called 1996 Miss Universe winner Alicia Machado of Venezuela “Miss Piggy” when she gained weight after winning the crown.

Which is why, when Trump matter of factually said, “Quiet, piggy” to Bloomberg reporter Catherine Lucey, after she had the temerity to ask him a question about the Epstein files, the reaction from colleagues, pundits, and politicians was subdued. Trump has normalized misogyny, the next time a female reporter asks a tough question, I will not be surprised if he silences her by shouting, “Bitch, please.” And I likewise will not be surprised if he gets away with uttering the sexist expletive without suffering any dire consequences.

The White House correspondents should have demonstrated solidarity with Lucey, by demanding that Trump apologize, or else they would boycott all future press conferences.

Trump is the last person on Earth who should be calling anyone a pig, considering he is as fat as a pig, ugly as a pig, and dirty as a pig.

Whenever Trump’s ugly mug appears on a TV, millions of people shout at the screen: Quiet, piggy. Just STFU!

Did Trump Blow Clinton?

A virtual mountain of Jeffrey Epstein’s bank records, emails, private correspondence and other documents has been released over the last two decades through various legal proceedings and congressional actions. In November 2025 alone, the House Oversight Committee released over 20,000 pages of emails from the pedophile’s estate.

This treasure trove of decadence has implicated dozens of politicians, business titans, lawyers, British royalty, and Hollywood stars in Epstein’s child trafficking pyramid scheme. It chronicles the age-old story: the insane appetite of rich and powerful men for the tender flesh of underage girls.

Out of the gazillion documents that have been released it’s a March 20, 2018 email from Mark Epstein to Jeffrey Epstein that has the potential to blow up Donald Trump’s administration.

In an email Mark Epstein told Jeffrey Epstein to ask Steve Bannon, Trump’s former chief strategist, if Russian President Vladimir Putin has “the photos of Trump blowing Bubba.”

“Blowing” someone is a slang term commonly used to describe performing oral sex and “Bubba” is a nickname for former president Bill Clinton.

Is the internet blowing things out of proportion or is there really a chance that Donald Trump, who prides himself on being the epitome of machismo, went down on Bubba?

Considering there is video evidence of Trump simulating oral sex on a microphone and rhapsodizing about Arnold Palmer’s incredibly long shlong, I’d say there’s a fairly good chance Putin has incriminating evidence on Trump.

Trump’s MAGA evangelical cult will rationalize and normalize all manner of their orange messiah’s sins including greed, racism, fraud, sexual harassment and even pedophilia. But the homophobes draw a line at sucking dick, especially a liberal prick. No wonder Trump is obsessed with keeping any more of Epstein’s documents from being released. He must have been reminiscing about sucking Clinton’s wiener when he labeled his tax and spending policies the “The One Big Beautiful Bill.”

In Trump’s Fascist America, Liberals, Gays and Minorities Should Buy Guns

“For decades, the image of gun ownership in America was white, rural and Republican, but that’s been changing, according to gun clubs, trainers, Second Amendment advocates and academic researchers.

They say more liberals, people of color and LGBTQ folks have been buying guns for years and particularly since Trump’s reelection in 2024.”

NPR

Oligarchs like to be photographed embracing their trophy wives, hunters prize photographs depicting them standing before their fallen prey, and MAGA rednecks love to take selfies showing them brandishing their shotguns.

Since time immemorial gun culture, veering towards a gun fetish, has been associated with conservatives. Liberals have an aversion to firearms and many even forbid their children from playing with toy guns.

But the times They are A-Changing. Since the shocking reelection of the fascist Donald Trump, liberals, people of color and LGBTQ people have been stocking up on weapons and ammunition.

When the only people who have guns are Gestapo Ice Agents, racist police officers, militia members and redneck MAGA cultists it behooves liberals and marginalized minorities to forget about political correctness and buy a gun and go to a shooting range to learn how to shoot.

Trans women, particularly Black trans women, are frequent targets of horrific acts of violence, and they would be well-advised to never leave home without being strapped.

Don’t get me wrong I still believe in gun control measures, especially a ban of assault rifles, but in this fascist age liberals, gays and people of color should be responsible gun owners.

South Park’s Trump/Vance Sex Scene Traumatized Me for Life

The latest episode of South Park contains the most disturbing visuals in the history of cinema, it makes the depravity depicted in Faces of Death, Salò, or the 120 Days of Sodom, and Caligula, seem like highlights from Rebecca of Sunnybrook Farm.

Donald Trump uncovered the plot between Peter Thiel and JD Vance to abort his love child with Satan. Vance, drawn to look like Fantasy Island’s Tattoo, convinces his boss that he was only acting in his best interest before putting the moves on him.

Trump and his chief fluffer Vance, then proceed to defile and degrade the Lincoln Bedroom, by doing the nasty in the hallowed room. The use of Trump and Vance’s actual faces in the throes of orgasm is enough to make the most randy Romeo swear off sex forever.

South Park perfectly captures the mendacity of the vice president when he exclaims, “it’s so big.” Even South Park’s tiny version of Vance would curse God if his pecker was as puny as the orange pedophile’s.

I am a huge fan of director John Waters, known as the Pope of Trash, for his trashy cult movies. Divine eating fresh dog feces off the sidewalk in Water’s classic Pink Flamingos? That shit ain’t nothing compared to graphic sex scenes between Vance and Trump.

Watching this disturbing South Park episode caused me lasting trauma. I cannot wait for the next episode.

Trump’s New Gold Oval Office Sign Elicits Mockery

I remember when I was a young child, I owned a Dymo label maker, a low-tech mechanical device that created labels by physically embossing characters onto a strip of plastic tape. No batteries or ink required, the only thing I had to purchase was the plastic embossing tape, which had an adhesive backing.

We were a poor family, and my siblings and I had few possessions, and only a handful of toys. Nevertheless, I slapped a label with my name on every toy and possession I owned. My obsession stemmed from boredom and a desire to mark my belongings so my siblings would not use them, not from vanity.

Donald Trump is a manchild with a golden label maker, he puts his label on his hi-rise buildings, hotels, golf clubs and casinos. He also hawks Trump-branded inferior merchandizes to his gullible MAGA followers. I am surprised he hasn’t erected a neon Trump sign on the White House roof, although there are rumors, he plans to name the White House ballroom after himself.

A new gold sign bearing cursive script now hangs next to the door of the Oval Office. The sign is a makeshift office paper taped to the wall. It is not meant to appeal to Trump’s vanity, but as an aid to deal with his dementia. The oval shape of the room is not enough information for the 79-year-old to deduce that it is the world-famous Oval Room, hence the need for the sign.

I suspect that it is not the only sign in the White House, I suspect there may be a “Closet” sign on the door of every closet, lest the senile old pervert mistake it for a restroom and take a dump there.

‘TACO Trump’ Misspells Taco

“Trump’s campaign sent a fundraising email Tuesday night featuring what appears to be an AI-generated image of Trump wearing a sombrero and holding a taco under a banner that misspells “tacos” as “TCOS.”

MSN

Word to the wise, or to the idiot in this case:  AI is a wonderful tool, but it behooves you to proofread before clicking “send.”

The acronym “TACO” meaning “Trump always chickens out” really gets under the narcissist’s thin skin. The term originated on Wall Street to describe the blowhard’s penchant for making theatrical aggressive tariff threats but then invariably backing down, delaying, or reducing them, creating market volatility and economic chaos.

TACO Trump is using the term applied to him in derision to disseminate racist stereotypes, and of course to raise campaign funds.

The AI-generated image depicts Trump wearing a sombrero and holding what looks like a hard-shell Taco Bell taco. The fast-food-loving pig has never tasted an authentic soft taco containing carne asada, chopped cilantro, diced white onion and a squeeze of fresh lime juice.

The email stated: “I love LEGAL immigrants—especially Mexicans! They are hardworking. They open very delicious restaurants.” No doubt, but Mexican restaruants do not serve the inauthentic Taco Bell type taco the moron is holding.

The grifter’s email included multiple prompts to donate money to Trump. You can always count on any communication from Trump to include racist tropes and appeals for donations.

MAGA Evangelicals are an Existential Threat to Our Democracy

The Bible refers to Jesus as “King of kings and Lord of lords” and  evangelicals consider it their holy duty to debase themselves before their heavenly king.

Romans 1:1 introduces the Apostle Paul as a “servant of Christ Jesus,” emphasizing his voluntary enslavement to Christ, a “bondservant” called to be an apostle.

Evangelicals are brimming with spiritual pride, and though they bow before their Lord Jesus, they consider themselves superior over everyone who does not subscribe to their fundamentalist theology.

MAGA cultists have a patriarchal mindset, and they are predisposed to blindly follow religious and political leaders who speak in the name of Christ. They despise our secular democracy and are on a crusade to establish a white Christian Nationalist theocracy under the kingship of Donald Trump.

The notion of being a servant to a political leader, or even a deity, is anathema to secular and mainstream people of faith, and we will not tolerate any political or religious leader acting like a king.

That is why about seven million Americans throughout our democracy participated in the “No Kings” rallies. We let it be known that we will not tolerate the authoritarian and fascist rule of Donald Trump.

Born-again Christians had such a visceral reaction to the No Kings rallies, because they considered them a demonic attack against their earthly king, Trump. Regular Americans hate the idea of a president acting like a king, but fundamentalists love their authoritarian orange king.

Christian nationalism is incompatible with a secular democracy, and we must treat MAGA evangelicals as an existential threat to our liberal democracy.

Trump Posts AI Video of Himself as a Fighter Jet Pilot Dumping Poop on Us

Last Saturday an estimated seven million people, from every religious, racial, political, and socioeconomic status, participated in the “No Kings” rallies, in the largest single-day political demonstration in our democracy’s history.

We the people, spoke loudly and clearly with one voice: we will not tolerate the desecration, destruction and dismantling of our democracy by an authoritarian leader.

How did Donald Trump respond? Did he address the nation from the Oval Office and promise to take steps to heal our nation? Did he convene a meeting between congressional leaders from both parties to discuss bipartisan solutions to repair our democracy?

Hell to the no!

The demented sociopath released an AI video of himself in a crown piloting a fighter jet named King Trump. The jet flies over our great nation, dumping shit on protestors below.

The video was a graphic and accurate depiction of what Trump has been doing to America since he became president: Shitting on the rule of law. Shitting on the United States Constitution! Shitting on civilized norms! Shitting on the American people. He shits on his own supporters, his cuts to Medicaid and Obamacare severely impacts MAGA cultists who live in red states. He even shits on himself, I pity the fluffer responsible for changing his diapers.

A shitter is gonna shit. Trump will continue to shit on us until we remove him from power. He must be disposed by any means possible: the 25th Amendment, Impeachment, or whatever!

Protestor in Phallic Costume Arrested at ‘No Kings’ Rally

“A protester dressed as a phallic object was arrested during Fairhope’s “No Kings” protest.

The Fairhope Police defended the arrest, stating, ‘She (Jeana Gamble) crossed the line from freedom of expression to obscenity.'”

NBC 15 News

Many protestors at the “No Kings” demonstrations wore costumes, particularly inflatable animal suits and symbolic outfits such as the Statue of Liberty. Keeping in mind that the No Kings rallies were a protest against Dicktator Donald Trump, Gamble donned an inflatable phallic costume.

I commend Gamble for her ballsy attitude, imagination, creativity, and for having the wisdom to wear an appropriate costume for the No Kings rally. Unfortunately, the Fairhope Police Department were not similarly impressed and arrested her for obscenity.

The Supreme Court defines obscenity as a work of art that appeals to the “prurient interest,” the cops are deviants if a 60-year-old woman dressed in a phallic outfit appeals to their prurient obscenity.

A woman peacefully demonstrating against the fascist Trump regime, while dressed as a penis, is not obscene. Stephen Miller, the White House deputy chief of staff, who looks like a dick, talks like a dick, and acts like a dick is the epitome of an obscenity.

An even bigger dick is ironically a man with a micro penis, Donald Trump. A man guilty of pedophilia (allegedly), political corruption, racism, and homophobia is the definition of obscenity.

Gamble was peacefully expressing her point of view, and I hope she sues the Fairhope Police Department for violating her First Amendment rights.

Had a Great Time at the Lynchburg, VA ‘No Kings 2.0’ Rally

Today citizens across the country are taking part in “No Kings 2.0” protest rallies, a coordinated progressive movement aimed at protesting the fascist regime of Donald Trump.

When I woke up this morning, I put on an anti-Trump T-shirt and joggers. I was not wearing my anti-Trump shirt to mark No Kings Day or because I remembered what today signifies; honestly, I often wear anti-fascist clothing, so it just happened by chance. I live and breath resistance by posting anti-Trump essays to my blog, by writing editorials for local newspapers, by speaking out for justice on social media, and by wearing branded clothing that will enrage MAGA cultists.

I attended the Lynchburg, VA No Kings Rally held in Miller Park, and I was pleasantly surprised that hundreds gathered to protest Trump in the city that is home to Liberty University, the evangelical Mecca.

I was delighted by the presence of a significant contingent of clergy, it is soul-satisfying to witness Christian ministers protest the fascist Christian Nationalist MAGA movement.

Many boomers who opposed the Vietnam War attended. The fight against fascism is ongoing; complacency allows it to resurface.

It was unseasonably warm 78 degrees, and I had a wonderful time. I met many friends, everyone who is against Trump is my friend.

I hope I made my anti-Trump sister and nieces proud today.   

Trump Hates Time Cover Photo that Focuses on his Vagina-looking Neck

Donald Trump’s face poses a formidable challenge for photographers: how can they make him look human without Photoshop or AI?  Consider their herculean task: Trump has a mouth that resembles a sphincter, a neck that looks like a prolapsed vagina, eyes similar to a raccoon, skin that is a dead match for a decaying pumpkin, a double chin like a red wattle pig, and hair that appears like cotton candy drenched in urine.

Time Magazine’s recent cover story lavished praise on Trump for brokering a Gaza ceasefire, but instead of basking in the adulatory coverage he blasted the cover photo. He gripped that the photo minimized his hair and added a strange visual element above his head. His verdict: the worst photo of all time.

The photographer Graeme Sloane took the photograph from underneath, perhaps fearing that a straight-on angle might induce nausea. This angle created the halo like effect above his head, making the fallen angel look like an angel of light.

The focus of the image is on his hideous neck that looks like a female’s genitalia. The pic is so graphic and disturbing that his neck region has been pixilated by more than one publication.

I feel tempted to grab Trump by his pussy-looking throat and scream at him: Stop fixating on minor issues, just be grateful that for once a mainstream publication wrote a positive story about you.

May my readers forgive me for including the offensive photograph with my essay.

Photo of Trump Makes it Look Like He Has Horns

Donald Trump has the Midas touch in reverse, everything he touches turns to shit. His attempt to make the interior of the White House golden is a gaudy disaster. He may be an expert builder, but he is a tacky interior decorator.

 The Oval Office looks like the reception area of a brothel; I would not be surprised if Trump has one red button to request a Coke and another to request a blond escort.

Trump has added a bunch of golden detailing to the walls, including a gold eagle. A photograph taken of Trump during a White House cabinet meeting depicts him sitting on a regal chair with his head aligned with the eagle’s wings in just the right position to make it appear as if he has horns.

If a photograph of Obama taken when he was president made him appear as if he had horns, evangelicals would have reviled him as the antichrist. They would have conceded that he was not born in Kenya, but in hell.

But I have not heard any evangelicals express an apprehension that the devilish image may be a sign that their idol might be the antichrist. I guess if evangelicals are not bothered by Trump’s pedophilia, serial adultery, sexual assaults, fascism, business fraud, racism, homophobia, and all-around despicable behavior, they are not going to be bothered by horns growing out of his skull.

If Trump sold a limited-edition NFT of this image at $500 a pop it would sell out in minutes.

Sleepy Donald Trump Mistakes Flag for Blanket

Gramps Donald Trump was dazed and confused when he was presented an American flag during a signing ceremony in the Oval Office. When Rep. John Rose handed Trump an American flag contained in a transparent plastic bag, he responded” “Oh I could use that at night,” apparently mistaking the flag for a blanket.

The remark elicited subdued laughter from the sycophants present, prompting Rose to clarify, “It’s an American flag.” Realizing his blunder, Trump responded, “It’s very nice, I like that. Thank you very much.”

Flunkies bearing gifts for Sleepy Don would be well-advised to label them with a Sharpie so he will know exactly what they are.

When you are a hammer, everything looks like a nail, and when you are a senile septuagenarian, every product made from fabric looks like a blanket. I am surprised Trump did not lay his head down on the Resolute Desk using the flag as a blankie.

I am relieved Rose had the presence of mind not to gift the demented old fool a T-shirt wrapped in plastic, he might have dropped trou in the Oval Office mistaking the shirt for diapers.

The only time America is safe from Trump’s shenanigans and evil edicts is when he is sound asleep. Every American who cares about our country should give him comfy blankets and fluffy pillows; in the hopes it might encourage him to stay in bed for longer periods of time.

Trump Wants to Rename Department of Defense ‘Department of War’

“The Trump administration is advancing plans to rename the Department of Defense as the Department of War, the Wall Street Journal reported on Saturday, citing a White House official, after US President Donald Trump raised the prospect on Monday.”

The Jerusalem Post

Donald Trump is a branding expert; there are dozens of golf courses, hotels and apartment buildings throughout the world that bear his name.

The Trump name is toxic, and the fascist-in-chief is determined to restore the toxic names of military bases named after Confederate generals. Over a dozen Army bases have reverted to their long-standing toxic names under his administration.

It’s not surprising that Trump plans to rename the Department of Defense. The Department of Defense was originally established as the War Department in 1789 and was renamed in 1949 to the Department of Defense. This is all part and parcel of Trump’s agenda to turn back the clock to a time when America was more racist, intolerant and jingoistic.

Trump has declared war on the American people; naturally, he wants to rename the Department of Defense as the Department of War. Trump deployed the National Guard and U.S. Marines, to Los Angeles, and the National Guard to Washington DC, and he has threatened to dispatch the National Guard to Chicago and NYC.

The wannabe dictator raised the notion of rebranding the Defense Department while speaking to reporters in the Oval Office, saying it “just sounded to me better.” It would sound better to a fascist like Trump.

Is Donald Trump Dead?

When the Wicked Witch of the East died after a tornado dropped Dorothy’s house on her, the Munchkins burst out singing in jubilation:

“Ding-dong, the wicked witch is dead,

Wake up, you sleepy head, rub your eyes, get out of bed,

Wake up, the wicked witch is dead!”

When the decrepit and demented wannabe King, Donald Trump, finally dies, shouts of relief and songs of celebration will sound throughout America.

The Wicked Witch of the East instituted a reign of terror in Oz, she tortured her slaves, the Munchkins. Trump has presided over a reign of incompetence, corruption, and authoritarianism, he has demonized the LGBTQ community, terrorized immigrants, prosecuted his political enemies and ignored the concerns and needs of the poor.

Rumors have flooded social media that Trump is dead.  The spotlight-loving narcissist who holds press conferences and delivers speeches on an almost daily basis has not been seen in public for two days, naturally everyone is praying and hoping that he has croaked.

Vice President JD Vance, in trying to quash the rumors, only made it worse, insisting he is ready to take the top job in case of a “terrible tragedy.”

I am fervently praying that Trump’s cankles, bruised hands, unsteady gait, incoherent speech and morbid obesity means that the Grim Reaper has finally caught up with him.

I can’t wait to sing:

Ding-dong, the orange buffoon is dead,

Wake up, you sleepy head, rub your eyes, get out of bed,

Wake up, Donald Trump is dead.

Trump’s Bruised Hands Give me Nightmares

Donald Trump’s sphincter-shaped mouth is grotesque, and the toxic rhetoric that emanates from it is nauseating. Trump often juts his chin forward, a gesture that creates shadows and folds in the neck area that resembles an atrophied vagina. His wispy hair looks like cotton candy drenched in urine. He looks like a rabid raccoon due to the stark contrast between his orange spray-on tan and the paler skin around his eyes.

Trump’s face looks like it was stitched together by Dr. Frankenstein, and it never fails to amaze me that his followers see the face of God in this abomination. It is not Trump’s visage but his hands that give me nightmares.

If Trump’s hands had smooth skin, and his nails were perfectly filed they would still be repulsive because they are so tiny. His doll hands are not in proportion with his ungodly girth; they give me the heebie-jeebies.

Trump’s bruised hand and his profligate use of makeup to cover the discolored patch of skin have led even his supporters to fear that he may be at death’s door. His bruised hand and his cankles are symptoms of chronic venous insufficiency.

A morbidly obese septuagenarian, with a vile temper, bruised hands and cankles is not long for this world. I hope the Grim Reaper grabs him by his hands and hurls him into hell.

Trump Fears He Won’t Make it to Heaven

“I want to try and get to heaven, if possible. I’m hearing I’m not doing well. I am really at the bottom of the totem pole. But if I can get to heaven, this will be one of the reasons.”

Fox News is the Trump regime state media, in the same way that Pravda is the official organ of the Communist Party of the Russian Federation. Fox News is a mouthpiece, a megaphone for Trump’s Republican Party. Fluffing Trump is a ratings winner for both Fox and Trump.

Trump has a penchant for calling Fox & Friends when something is on his mind and he wants a sympathetic ear. He called his favorite morning cable program to talk about his summit with Russian president Vladimir Putin. Apparently, he believes supporting a ruthless dictator and opposing a ceasefire could earn him favor in the afterlife.

What we can glean from Trump’s musing on his prospects of going to heaven:

The morbidly obese septuagenarian with the cankles, unsteady gait, triple chin and bruised hands is closer to death that we’ve been led to believe. Even an evil shit may wonder about the afterlife when the Grim Reaper is stalking him.

The second thing we can deduce is that Trump is not an evangelical. His top advisors and cabinet members are evangelicals. The first rule of the evangelical club is that salvation is by faith in Jesus Christ, and not by works. But Trump does not believe in God (he thinks he is God), and he does not listen to a word that his evangelical grifters say.

The most important thing we can learn is that Trump was talking nonsense. You can tell he was not serious because he said, “I’m hearing I’m not doing well.” Trump surrounds himself with sycophants, fluffers and flunkies, no one has the balls to tell him that he is not doing well.

Fuck you Trump. If you dare show up at the pearly gates, St. Peter will curse you out.

Trump’s Military Takeover of DC is a Sheer Demonstration of Power

President Donald Trump held a news conference on August 11, to announce his latest dictatorial move: federal takeover of the DC police and deploying the National Guard to fight a crime wave in the nation’s capital that is not real.

There is no crime wave in DC just like there is no alien invasion, Trump uses these fake emergencies to display his power and to energize his base.

Trump rambled incoherently, as is his wont, leaving no doubt that his brain has turned to mush. Trying to decipher his word salad rant will render you with a migraine at best and scramble your brains at worst. The stable genius bragged that he was meeting Putin in Russia, he will actually meet his fellow dictator in Alaska.

Trump was flanked by former Fox News personalities Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth, United States Attorney for the District of Columbia Jeanine Pirro, and United States Attorney General Pam Bondi.

I do not envy these court jesters having to maintain a straight face and pretend that the clown-in-chief is making sense, and at the same time trying not to choke from the stench of his ripe Depends.

I refuse to pretend that there is anything normal about Trump’s fascist regime, and I will use my platform, however small and insignificant it may be, to expose the racism, xenophobia, misogyny, homophobia, and corruption of Trump and his cronies.

Trump Walks on the White House Roof

When I saw the video of Trump strolling on the White House roof, I had a vision of the buffoon teetering off the edge and suffering a great fall. I imagine his evangelical supporters gathering around the orange carcass and praying that his rotund corpse would defy gravity and ascend to heaven.

Alas there are no fairy tale endings in real life, and the decrepit idiot will survive falls, diseases and STD’s and not die before his term is over.

Trump is not the first president to take a trip to the White House roof. Jimmy Carter took visitors to the roof to stargaze. Willie Nelson confessed in his autobiography that he smoked weed with Carter on the roof of the White House.

When Trump sauntered on the roof, the attention seeking moron answered questions from reporters assembled below. When Carter trekked on the roof, the only onlookers were Secret Service agents.

Carter wrote a poem about one such experience, in which he observed geese flying through the dimming sky over Washington. It begins:

I recall one winter night,

going to the White House roof

to study the Orion nebulae,

but we could barely see the stars,

their images so paled by city lights.

Can you imagine Trump writing a poem about his experience:

I remember a more beautiful day that anyone has ever seen,

going to the White House roof,

surveying my kingdom,

and looking down at the blouse of a reporter with the biggest boobs in the world.

Trump’s Creepy Fascination with Karoline Leavitt’s Lips

President Donald Trump, 79, an adjudicated rapist, serial adulterer and alleged pedophile was asked by Newsmax host Rob Finnerty about White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt’s, 27, performance during her daily press briefings.

Considering that his administration is embroiled in the controversy over his ties to convicted sex trafficker  Jeffrey Epstein, the septuagenarian should have tried to assuage the fears within his own camp that he’s a lecherous old fool by answering like the CEO of a corporation and not the owner pimp of a brothel.

He should have replied: she clearly conveys information, context, and policy to White House correspondents, so they understand my administration’s positions. We know that Leavitt is a hack who channels the Korean news anchor infamous for her enthusiastic and emotional praise of the Dear Leader, but a president can be forgiven for an exaggerated evaluation of his aide.

But Trump should not be forgiven for his sexist and inappropriate response:

 “It’s that face. It’s that brain. It’s those lips, the way they move. They move like she’s a machine gun.”

I am also fascinated by Leavitt’s lips, but not in a sexual way. Those lying lips, they indeed move like a machine gun; her rapid-fire delivery eviscerates reporters who dare question the racist and authoritarian policies of her boss.

A CEO who publicly extolled the physical attributes of a subordinate would be summarily fired. It is too bad that the Republican controlled Congress will never impeach and remove Trump from office.

WTF is Up with Trump’s Bruised Hand?

WTF is up with Trump’s hand. His grotesque doll hands have long fascinated and repulsed us and led us to conjecture about the size of his presidential pecker. The philander-in-chief was spotted with scabbed red marks on the palm and fingers of his right hand in January 2024, sparking concerns that he had syphilis. Last week a noticeable bruise on the back of Trump’s right hand made headlines again, when he spoke to reporters outside the White House. Trump cartoonishly tried to cover the unsightly bruise with a layer of pancake makeup.

The decrepit septuagenarian has thin skin, literally and figurately, and it’s not surprising that he often sports bruises on his hands. When you are that old, and you take low-dose aspirin for a heart condition, any bump can cause bruising.

White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt claimed that Trump was covering up a bruise from too much handshaking. Bitch, please! Trump is no longer in campaign mode, and he rarely shakes hands.

Leavitt should have been transparent and offered a more plausible explanation:

Melania slapped his hand again.

He accidentally hit his paw against the bed post while pleasuring himself to a video of Stormy Daniels.

He is so old that anything will cause his parchment-like skin to bruise.

It is caused by the demon that possesses his carcass.

Trump Wants to Strip Rosie O’Donnell of Her Citizenship

Donald Trump Truth Social post:

“Because of the fact that Rosie O’Donnell is not in the best interests of our Great Country, I am giving serious consideration to taking away her Citizenship. She is a threat to Humanity and should remain in the wonderful Country of Ireland, if they want her.”

Rosie O’Donnell moved to Ireland in January 2025; she cited the toxic political climate in the United States as the reason for her move. If everyone were as wealthy as O’Donnell there might be a mass exodus from Trump’s fascist regime.

O’Donnell is an outspoken liberal lesbian, so it is not surprising that she finds herself in the crosshairs of the misogynist and homophobic president.

The wannabe king cannot unilaterally take away an American’s citizenship. Citizenship is a constitutional right and not even the president can take it away without a person’s consent. But remember that the heartless bastard is trying to end birthright citizenship for babies of undocumented immigrants even though the Constitution guarantees that sacred right. The lawless moron may indeed attempt to strip the comic of her citizenship.

The authoritarian tyrant is the one who is not in the best interests of our democracy. I hope our lawmakers are giving serious consideration to impeaching and removing him from office. He is the one who is a threat to our democracy and to humanity. He can remain retired in Florida, if they want him.