Trump Tries to Sell Skeptical MAGA Crowd on Dr. Oz

Donald Trump held a MAGA rally in Greensburg, Pa, ostensibly in support of Dr. Mehmet Oz’s senatorial campaign, but in reality, it was just another excuse to keep himself relevant and in the spotlight.

Trump, a former reality TV star, introduced Dr. Oz to the crowd with these words:

“I’ve known him a long time. He’s on that screen. He’s in the bedrooms of all those women, telling them good and bad. And they love him.”

Trump is a pathological liar, but at the same time he’s very transparent, he readily admitted that the reason he supports Dr. Oz is because he’s a TV star. In Trump’s world celebrity trumps ideology, morality, experience, wisdom and everything else.

Trump may be enthralled with Oz because of his celebrity, but his conservative crowd wasn’t quite as enthralled with the famous quack, in fact, they almost booed him off the stage.

The MAGA crowd is well aware that Oz previously supported gun control and abortion rights, and that it was only pollical expediency that led him to change his mind of these issues critical to them.

If Oz wins Pennsylvania’s GOP primary on May 17, it will be a sign of Trump’s stranglehold on the Republican Party. The fact that they would vote for a candidate they aren’t impressed with just to remain loyal to their Orange Messiah would speak volumes.

White Evangelicals Replaced Gospel of Christ with Gospel of Trump

White evangelicals have replaced the Gospel that Jesus Christ saves souls of every race, color and creed with their Gospel that Donald Trump saves Christian White America’s culture.

Evangelicals are the backbone of Trump’s Big Lie, they are counting on him to hold back the tides of demographics, science and liberty and to keep America white and Christian. In white evangelical churches Trump’s message of intolerance and white privilege is on the ascendency and Jesus Christ’s message of universal love and the brotherhood of man is on the decline.

In the year and a half since Joe Biden’s popular vote and electoral college landslide, evangelical pastors and televangelists have trumpeted the Big Lie and pastors have opened their church doors to conspiracy theorists and conservative activists who wouldn’t recognize Jesus if he moved in next door to them.

White evangelical theology and White Nationalism ideology have become indistinguishable from each other. You will find just as many racists at an evangelical meeting than you will at a Nazi rally.

The serial philanderer, pathological liar, and soulless sociopath who is more likely to be screwing strippers on a Saturday night than shaking hands with a preacher on a Sunday morning is the messiah of white evangelicals.

Americans who cherish liberty, democracy, and racial and social justice must fight white evangelicals with the same fervor that they fight Nazis.

Elon Musk: ‘Trump’s Truth Social is a Terrible Name, should be Called Trumpet Instead’

“Truth Social (terrible name) exists because Twitter censored free speech. Should be called Trumpet instead!”

Elon Musk

It’s widely assumed that Elon Musk, the new owner of Twitter, will reinstate Donald Trump’s account. Musk considers himself a champion of free speech, and he would consider it a feather in his cap if he persuaded the inciter-in-chief to return to the Twitterverse.

In January of last year, Twitter banned Trump for violating Twitter rules by inciting the insurrection. Musk thinks Trump’s banishment from Twitter is the only reason Truth Social exists, and that he will be able to persuade the blowhard to leave his floundering social media platform and return to Twitter where he will now be able to tweet without any restrictions.

Musk has solid marketing instincts and he’s correct that “Truth Social” is a terrible name. It’s difficult to take Truth Social seriously when it was founded by a pathological liar wouldn’t know the truth if it bit his fat ass.

Musk is also spot on that Trump’s social media site should be called Trumpet instead. The twice-impeached former president likes to toot his own horn; he’s an alpha male constantly trumpeting his virtues. Naturally his site should be called “Trumpet” and posts on his site should be called “trumpets.”

But Musk is wrong that Twitter censors free speech, not allowing conspiracy theories, libelous statements, and the Big Lie is not censorship, it’s called due diligence.

I predict that Trump will return to Twitter, but I can’t predict if the world’s favorite microblogging site will survive Musk and Trump.

Now That Elon Musk Has Bought Twitter I Predict Donald Trump Will Start Twitting Again

“Former President Donald Trump told Fox News Monday that he doesn’t plan to return to Twitter even though multibillionaire Elon Musk is buying the company for $44 billion.

He plans to stick with his own problem-plagued social media company Truth Social, which he has used once before its launch in February when he messaged: ‘Get ready! Your favorite president will see you soon.’”

Huffington Post

Since Donald Trump was permanently banned from his Twitter, his favorite social media site, he has failed to engage with GETTR, Gab, Parler and other social media platforms that were created as conservative alternatives to the Twitters, Facebooks and YouTubes of the world.

Trump is even ignoring his own social media company Truth Social, evidently, he doesn’t want to be identified with such an unmitigated disaster.

Trump claims that he doesn’t plan to return to Twitter if Elon Musk, who styles himself as a free speech champion, allows him to return.

As the new CEO of Twitter Musk will take a laissez-faire approach, and allow false conspiracy theories, the Big Lie and all sorts of right-wing nonsense to fester on his site.

Trump will be unable to resist returning to the new Twitter, I expect to see his nasty tweets before too long.  

Groper-in-Chief Trump Endorses Accused Groper Charles Herbster for Nebraska Governor

At least 26 women have accused former president Donald Trump of varying inappropriate behavior, including allegations of sexual assault since the 1970s.

So, it should come as no surprise that the groper-in-chief has endorsed Nebraska Republican candidate Charles Herbster, who has been credibly accused by eight women of groping them.

Herbster will be joining Trump at a MAGA rally in Greenwood on April 29, a Republican rally headlined by two men accused of sexual assault is par for the course in the misogynist GOP.

Trump infamously bragged then when you’re s star, you can get away with anything, including grabbing a woman by the pussy. Naturally, Trump can get away with endorsing a candidate who has been credibly accused of sexual assault.

Trump’s endorsement carries the weight of a fatwah with white evangelicals, and they will feel religiously compelled to vote for the groper.

I’m hoping that the Republican electorate in Nebraska hasn’t been completely corrupted by evangelicals, and that they will reject the groper candidate.

For White Evangelicals the ‘Reinstatement’ of Donald Trump as President is More Important Than the Resurrection of Jesus Christ

Easter Sunday is the most important day in the Christian calendar for evangelicals. The resurrection of Jesus Christ is the belief on which every other Christian belief rests. The Apostle Paul said in I Corinthians I5:13:

“But if there be no resurrection of the dead, then is Christ not risen. And if Christ be not risen, then is our preaching vain, and your faith is also vain.”

For an evangelical not to attend church on Easter Sunday is like a football fanatic not watching the Super Bowl when his home town team is playing.

Newsflash: Donald Trump is not a religious person. There was no place for faith in the life of the amoral sociopath who became a billionaire real estate developer by stiffing contractors, avoiding taxes and breaking promises.

Trump became president by pandering to his largest voting bloc, white evangelicals, who treat him like the Second Coming of Christ.

During his tenure as president of the United States Donald Trump felt compelled to attend church on Easter and Christmas. After all, he had to pretend that he really believed in God.

Now that he’s no longer president, Trump spend the Easter weekend indulging in his two favorite passions, and they aren’t attending church and fellowshipping with evangelicals.

He spent the Easter weekend indulging in his favorite activities, playing golf and hobnobbing with the rich and powerful at his Mar-a-Lago resort.

But no matter, he still retains the ironclad support of white evangelicals. His loyal supporters think he can do no wrong, and they believe that their Orange Messiah will be reinstated as president of the United Sates before 2024. The reinstatement of Donald Trump is more important to the them than the Resurrection of Jesus Christ.

Quack Dr. Oz Urges Fraud Trump to Lose Weight

“At an event this week, Mr. Trump spoke to an indoor venue and noted that Dr Oz had urged him to lose weight in order to enjoy a healthy lifestyle.

Can you believe I weigh 208?’ Trump said. ‘Now maybe a little more’.

Dr Oz has said you should lose weight. I told him, ‘I don’t have time to lose weight.’’

Independent

Donald Trump spoke about weighty matters to his adoring crowd, posing the question “Can you believe I weigh 208?” It was a rhetorical question because his supporters believe every bit of nonsense that emanates from his sphincter-shaped mouth.

In a regular crowd somebody would have yelled out: You crazy fat pig, you must tip the scales at over 300 pounds. If you believe Trump weighs only 208 pounds, I have a Bible that’s blessed by the pope and signed by Jesus Christ to sell you.

Trump claims he doesn’t have time to lose weight. Yeah right, now that he’s been banned from Twitter and is no longer president, he has time to hit the gym and lose some of that blubber.

Dr. Oz is infamous for peddling miracle weight loss products, if Trump takes advice from that quack, he’s going to gain weight.

Insurrectionist Who Stole Liquor and Coat Rack Says He Was ‘Following Presidential Orders’

A Trump supporter who admitted he stormed the Capitol and stole a bottle of liquor and a coat rack on Jan. 6, 2021, testified at his trial Wednesday that he was ‘following presidential orders.’

Dustin Thompson, 38 — a married, college-educated Ohio resident — told jurors he didn’t have any strong male role models in his life and was hoping to gain the ‘respect’ and ‘approval’ of former President Donald Trump when he entered the Capitol during the Jan. 6 riot.”

NBC News

You’d think that a married with children, college-educated man wouldn’t act like a frat boy and storm the Capitol, stealing a bottle of liquor and a coat rack as souvenirs.

And you’d think that after a year he’d have to time to reflect on his impulsive and insurrectionist actions, apologize and throw himself at the mercy of the court.

But Thompson, only the third January 6 defendant to opt for a jury trial, is trying to convince jurors that he was only following presidential orders and that Trump is responsible for the mob that stormed the Capitol.

The I was only “following presidential orders” didn’t work for the Nazis who gassed Jews in extermination camps, and it’s not going to work for the idiots who stormed the Capitol.

Thompson is responsible for his own actions and I hope the jury throws the book at him, and Trump is responsible for inciting the mob of insurrectionists, and I hope he will eventually face a jury.

Trump Endorses Dr. Oz for US Senate in Pennsylvania! A Case of a Fraud Endorsing a Quack!

“I have known Dr. Oz for many years, as have many others, even if only through his very successful television show. He has lived with us through the screen and has always been popular, respected and smart.”

Donald Trump

Birds of a feather flock together, for example you will often see charlatan televangelists vouch for each other. Former reality show host Trump’s endorsement of former TV huckster Dr. Mehmet Oz didn’t raise any eyebrows, he has a history of endorsing celebrities and athletes.

Before Trump became president of the United States, he spent decades hawking fake products: diplomas to his fake university, overpriced apartments in his Trump-branded properties, ghostwritten books, etc.

Mehmet Oz spent years on television making questionable claims while promoting his own brand. Dr. Oz has long pushed faux alternative therapies, detoxes and cleanses and fad diets. He even touted hydroxychloroquine as a cure for COVID-19.

Dr. Oz medical license should be revoked, he’s a quack who doesn’t deserve to be a doctor, a senator for the commonwealth of Pennsylvania, or a dog catcher for that matter.

Notice Trump, in his endorsement, didn’t claim that Dr. Oz was knowledgeable, politically astute or wise, instead he praised his popularity as a TV star.

Trump claimed Oz is popular, respected and smart. Oz has world class name recognition, but he’s neither respected or particularly bright. Oz would be as good as a senator for Pennsylvania as the amoral monster Trump was president of the United States.

Lying Trump Calls Himself ‘the Most Honest Human Being Perhaps That God Ever Created’

“I’ve gotta be the cleanest sheriff. I think I’m the most honest human being, perhaps, that God ever created, perhaps.”

Twice-impeached former president Donald Trump, uttered this whopper at Saturday’s MAGA rally in Pennsylvania.

“Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it.”

Matthew 8:44

Trump’s statement reeks to high heaven of deceit and the arrogance of a scam artist confident that his marks will believe anything he says. Indeed, his followers consider every untruth that emanates from his sphincter-shaped mouth the Gospel truth.

This is the same master dissembler who has been caught lying about everything under the sun, ranging from the size of his crowd at his 2017 inauguration to the size of his mushroom-shaped pecker to the mother of all lies, that the 2020 presidential election was rigged and stolen.

According to the Washington Post Trump uttered more than 30,000 lies while in office, and since he left office, he has continued to tell lies at a frenetic pace, but fortunately his platform for spreading his deceptions has greatly diminished.

Trump is a sociopath, an amoral monster who has confessed that he doesn’t feel a need to ask the Almighty for forgiveness, probably because is doesn’t believe in God. But that doesn’t stop him from invoking the name of God, he’s acutely aware that sprinkling his speeches with a few mentions of Jesus gives his outrageous fabrications moral authority.

Evangelicals may worship their Orange Messiah as a deity, but in reality, he is more like the devil of the Bible. His followers feed on his lies, and that prompts him to tell even more lies, and when all is said and done, he may take the title, “The father of lies” from Satan.

White Evangelical Leaders Make Pilgrimage to Mar-a-Lago to Kiss Trump’s Butt

Mar-a-Lago is the spiritual center, the Mecca of the Republican Party and most GOP candidates who are running in the mid-term elections have made a pilgrimage to Trump’s opulent mansion to kiss his ring and hopefully walk away with his endorsement.

Almost every politician needs Trump’s endorsement, but as the undisputed leader of his party, and thanks to the undying devotion and loyalty of his base he doesn’t need the affirmation of any subordinate, and he considers every Republican politician his inferior.

However, Trump can’t survive without the endorsement of white evangelical leaders; he needs them more than they need him. He caters to his evangelical base by using a Bible as a phot-op prop, occasionally attending an evangelical megachurch and sprinkling a few “God Bless America” in his speeches.

Last Friday Trump summoned a few of the usual evangelical suspects (Paula White, James Dobson, Ralph Reed, Jack Graham) to Mar-a-Lago to keep them in his good graces.

In private conversations with his kind of people (businessmen, celebrities, billionaires) he mocks evangelicals, he loathes their stupidity and gullibility.

But Trump realizes his needs the useful idiots and he tolerates their company.

I’m eagerly anticipating the inevitable nasty divorce when Trump loses in 2024 and no longer needs the disgusting evangelicals.

Evangelicals Weren’t Duped by Trump! The Racist, Homophobic Moron is an Answer to Their Prayers

“I think people think evangelicals have been duped by President Trump. Evangelicals are not morons. They understand that he might not pray six hours a day or be able to quote the Bible backward and forward but they do believe he’s a man who loves our country and he’s embraced policies that are in keeping with the truth of God’s word and that’s why they selected him.”

Televangelist Robert Jeffress

Robert Jeffress is correct in stating that evangelicals haven’t been duped by former President Donald Trump, but that isn’t proof that evangelicals are not morons.  

They are morons, science-denying, Kool-Aid swallowing, conspiracy believing morons.

They weren’t duped by Trump, they knew exactly what they were getting: a moral degenerate who shares their racist, xenophobic, homophobic and misogynist views.

They realize that he’s probably never read a single page of the Bible, and attends church only on Christmas and Easter. Although if Trump knew that the Old Testament was chockful of incest, rape, murder, genocide and adultery, he might be tempted to crack it open every once in a while.

Evangelicals knew exactly what they were getting in Trump: a sociopath messiah for a heartless age who is on a mission from God to establish a Christian white nationalist regime.

Trump embraces policies that are in keeping with the white nationalist Republican Party, and he is the perfect messiah for white evangelicals, and the perfect presidential candidate for Republicans.

If Trump Runs in 2024 a Blow-up Doll Would be a Perfect Running Mate, But He Will Probably Choose Ron DeSantis, Ted Cruz or Tim Scott

Donald Trump, the twice-impeached, two-time loser in the presidential popular vote has been hinting that he’s going to run for president again in 2024.

Trump finds it impossible to ignore the spotlight, and what better way to become relevant again and make headlines than by running for president?

Barring an unforeseen illness, he will run again, the only question is: Who’s going to be his running mate?

I can tell you who it’s not going to be: Mike Pence. Trump has never forgiven Pence for refusing to overturn the election results during the counting of the Electoral College votes on January 6, 2021. Neither has his base who would rather hang him than endorse him as Trump’s running mate.

A blow-up doll would make the perfect vice president for Trump for the following reasons: It doesn’t have a backbone; it’s an ideal sex companion for when Melania has a headache, and she aways has a headache; and it’s impervious to his violent mood swings and childish behavior.

That would be a real fun ticket, but it’s not going to happen. So, who will it be:

South Carolina Senator Tim Scott can always be counted on to stand by his side with his Uncle Tom smile and subservient demeanor. He would always be at the ready to shine his shoes, change his diapers, and blow-dry his urine-colored hair.

Texas Senator Ted Cruz would be another excellent choice. Trump knows that he can make fun of his homely wife, accuse his father of dastardly deeds and impregnate his young daughter and retain his loyalty and devotion.

Florida Governor Ron DeSantis would be the dream ticket, he’s wildly popular with MAGA loyalists, but on the down side he has a smidgen of integrity and he isn’t as willing to debase himself as Scott or Cruz.

If Trump is willing to choose someone who won’t be a total pushover, he will make DeSantis his running mate.

Trump’s ‘Truth Social’ Destined to Be a Huge Failure

When Donald Trump was banned from Twitter and Facebook last year, the former president vowed he would create an alternative social media network to rival them.

But two weeks after Truth Social launched, it doesn’t seem Twitter and Facebook have anything to worry about.

Truth Social has been beset with technical glitches that mean prospective users have to join a waiting list in order to join.”

9 News Australia

Donald Trump is a pathological liar, according to the Washington Post he accumulated 30,573 lies during his presidency.

The liar-in-chief used social media, especially Twitter, to disseminate his lies and falsehoods and the social media giant frequently fact-checked his untruths before he was permanently banned for violating the company’s policy against glorification and incitement of violence in his tweets following the January 6, 2021 insurrection.  

Trump finally launched Truth Social, and truth be told it’s failed to take off, in fact it’s been an unmitigated disaster.

The Almighty must have sabotaged his social media network for having the temerity to call it “Truth Social” and for lying about his affinity for evangelicals.

Trump doesn’t seem to have much faith in his alternative to Twitter, he’s posted only once since it launched:

“Get Ready! Your favorite President will see you soon.”

Just another lie, the few who have managed to get on Truth Social haven’t seen him online.

Truth Social promises to be a cesspool of lies and conspiracy theories, considering there won’t be any moderators or fact-checkers. But at least it won’t be around for long, like most of Trump’s ventures it’s going to be a huge failure.

Only Michelle Obama Can Save Us from a Trump Presidency in 2024! Run, Michelle, Run!

Joe Biden is a statesman who has restored dignity to the White House and respect for America, his presidency is a worthy last act of a long and distinguished political career. But to say he’s long in the tooth is an understatement, he’s too physically and mentally impaired to run for reelection.

Vice president Kamala Harris ran a dismal presidential campaign in 2020, and Biden saved her political career by making her his running mate. She has proven to be totally ineffectual as vice president, her default response to any tough question is to cackle uncontrollably like a witch, a Hilly Clinton impersonator or a nut who should be locked up in a mental asylum.

If Joe Biden or Kamala Harris is the Democratic standard bearer in 2024, Donald Trump will once again be the president of the United States.

How can we avoid the unmitigated disaster of a second Trump term? Can you say “Michelle Obama”?

The former first lady is charismatic, articulate and immensely popular, Trump wouldn’t have a chance running against her.

A measure of her popularity is the astounding success of her autobiography “Becoming” which sold 14 million copies worldwide.

I know that first we have to concentrate on keeping the House and the Senate blue in the midterms, but it’s not too early to start pleading with Michelle Obama to run in 2024,

Run Michelle, Run!

Trump Praises Putin’s Aggression as ‘Wonderful’ and ‘Genius’

“Former US president Donald Trump hailed ‘genius’ Russian leader Vladimir Putin for recognising two breakaway regions of Ukraine and sending in troops as ‘peacekeepers’ to the areas.

While Putin was scorned by US President Joe Biden and other western leaders, Trump was full of praise for his ‘best friend.’

During an interview on a right-wing radio programme, The Clay Travis & Buck Sexton Show, Trump said it was ‘wonderful,’ ‘so smart,’ and even ‘genius’ for Putin to “declare a large portion of Ukraine as independent.”

WION

None of us who witnessed President Donald Trump siding with Russia against the FBI at the Helsinki summit were surprised by his fawning praise of the Russian dictator’s invasion of Ukraine.

Nobody who loves democracy and hates tyranny thinks it was wonderful, smart and genius for Putin to declare a large portion of Ukraine as independent.

No peace-loving American would accept Putin’s Orwellian description of his invading force as “peacekeepers.” “That’s the strongest peace force I’ve ever seen. They’re gonna keep the peace all right”, gushed the twice-impeached former president.

Trump doesn’t care that his words will embolden the authoritarian Putin, and that his ebullient praise will be used as propaganda. He doesn’t care about what’s in the best interest of America and democracy, he only seeks to “own the libs” and to denigrate Joe Biden.

Republicans who once accused liberals as commie-loving traitors, now rejoice in Trump’s approval of Putin’s invasion of a democratic state. Ronald Reagan is turning over in his grave.

Rep. Nancy Mace Pledges Devotion to Trump One Day After He Endorsed Her Opponent

Former President Donald Trump is the most physically repulsive politician in American history, he makes the homely Abraham Lincoln look like Brad Pitt.

A Hollywood special effects artist couldn’t create a more loathsome and hideous monster. If I saw Trump with his double chin, racoon eyes, sphincter-shaped mouth and urine colored hair walking toward me, I would make the sign of the cross and run away.

Based on his grotesque physical appearance alone, I wouldn’t feel compelled to show the twice-impeached former president any sign of respect.

When you couple his ugly physical appearance with his moral depravity, Trump would be the last person on Earth I would ever treat with respect or deference.

Then when you consider the fact that Trump demands loyalty but doesn’t reciprocate, and treats everyone like crap, you would have to question the sanity of anyone who praises Trump.

Yet there’s legions of Republicans whom Trump has mocked, taunted and dehumanized who now treat him like the Second Coming of Christ. Take Ted Cruz for example, during the 2016 presidential campaign Trump insinuated that his wife was ugly and accused his father of being involved in the conspiracy to assassinate JFK. Now Cruz never misses an opportunity to debase himself in service to Trump.

The latest example is congresswoman Nancy Mace who filmed a video praising Trump outside Trump Tower one day after the former president endorsed her opponent and called her “an absolutely terrible candidate.”

The steaming pile of human shit Trump isn’t an aberration, he is representative of the typical servile Republican politician who will do anything to win an election.

After Trump’s Texas Word Salad Screed Can Any Sane Person Doubt He’s Senile?

During his speech before a Texas ‘Save America Rally’ on Saturday night, Donald Trump’s mouth got far ahead of his brain and he struggled at times to produce a coherent sentence that led rallygoers and viewers at home wondering what he was trying to say.”

Raw Story

The Great Communicator uttered the following words and phrases during his screed: endless tormentive, Mexelco instead of Mexico, and the shelves are empty in America. There are many more examples of Trump’s mental decline, but if I include any more, I’m afraid my spell check will explode.

Trump’s supporters don’t expect cohesion or eloquence from their messiah, they are satisfied as long as he liberally sprinkles his word salad with phrases like: lock her up, fake news, make America great, illegal aliens, climate change is a scam …

You don’t have to be a brain surgeon to deduce that Trump is suffering from cognitive impairment, as long as you have two brain cells that you can rub together you can tell that his brain is as substantial as his wispy urine-colored hair.

If Trump cult-like followers fail to see his moral depravity it’s no surprise that they also fail to notice his acute mental decline. Their orange messiah is without flaw, physical or mental, and what we consider gibberish is to them as the Gospel.

I find it hilarious that MAGA heads who can’t perceive that their Dear Leader belongs in a nursing home, are demanding that Joe Biden be impeached for dementia.

How rich! Yes, Biden has lost a step or two, physically and mentally, but he’s still miles ahead of Trump when it comes to mental acuity.

Some QAnon Cultists Believe JFK Was Trump’s Body Double at Arizona MAGA Rally

“Members of a QAnon group based in Dallas have floated the theory that John F. Kennedy is not only alive, but disguised himself as former President Donald Trump over the weekend to attend a rally in Florence, Arizona.”

Huffington Post

QAnon cultists believe in some conspiracy theories that are absolutely bonkers:

A cabal of Satan-worshipping elites (including most Democratic politicians and Hollywood stars) run a child sex ring and control most governments in the world, including the United Sates.

Humans do not play any role in climate change.

Most mass shootings in recent years were staged hoaxes.

COVID-19 was created in a lab in China.

QAnon cultists live in Crazy Town, and the Mayor/Messiah of Crazy Town is the looniest bastard of them all, Donald Trump. Craziness is the coin of the realm in Crazy Town, and the residents have never been introduced to a conspiracy theory that’s too bonkers.

Some QAnon members believe John F. Kennedy is alive and well and impersonating Donald Trump at MAGA rallies. If JFK was miraculously still alive, he wouldn’t be doing a gig as a body double for Trump, he’d be trying to get into Melania Trump’s pants.

QAnon believers are infatuated with the Kennedys, they also believe JFK and his son John F. Kennedy Jr will rise from the dead to help Trump reclaim the presidency.

Not to belabor the point, but if JFK was resurrected, he’s be too busy making sure his presidential pecker was fully resurrected, and helping Trump regain the presidency would be the last thing on his mind.

I wrote this essay to try to bring home the point that QAnon cultists are absolutely nuts, and you shouldn’t waste any time trying to bring them to their senses.

Millennials Turn in Their Treasonous Boomer Parents for Their Role in the January 6 Capitol Attack

“Many young Americans are still reeling from their parents’ involvement in the violence of a year ago – and some reported them to the police.

A year on from the Capitol attack by loyalist supporters of Donald Trump, many families are still reeling from members outing each other to law enforcement and offspring traumatized by their parents’ involvement in the insurrection.

The Guardian

Many young people turned in their parents for their role in the Capitol attack.

It’s incumbent upon anyone whose parents were involved in the insurrection to turn them in to the FBI, it’s the patriotic and Christian thing to do.

Indeed, if children turn them in, it’s evidence that their parents taught them to be civic-minded and to love their country before they became enthralled with Donald Trump and lost all perspective.

Young people would be well-advised not only to reject the terrorist actions of their parents, but also to reject the evangelical faith and the Republican ideology that inspired their treasonous and despicable crimes.

The evangelical movement and the Trump-enabling GOP are incompatible with democracy and patriotism.

There are still hundreds of insurrectionists that law enforcement has been unable to identify, millennials need to step up and do the right thing and turn in their treasonous Boomer parents.

News Networks Should Boycott Trump’s January 6, 2022 Mar-a-Lago Press Conference

When Franklin D Roosevelt, the 32nd president of the United States, delivered the “Day of Infamy” speech to a joint session of Congress on December 8, 1941 Americans were united in the belief that Imperial Japan and Nazi Germany posed an existential threat to America. Decades later, December 7, is still a national day of mourning and remembrance that binds us together as a nation.

January 6, 2021 when a mob of Donald Trump supporters attacked the Capitol in Washington, D.C., seeking to overturn his defeat in the 2020 presidential election by disrupting the joint session of Congress assembled to count electoral votes that would formalize then President-elect Joe Biden’s landslide victory is also a day that should live in infamy.

But a year later only Democrats and a relative handful of Republicans perceive January 6, 2021 as a day of infamy when a safe and secure presidential election was almost overturned by an attempted coup.

Most Republicans accept Trump’s Big Lie that he won the election as the Gospel and they consider the violence of January 6, 2021 as a false flag event.

On December 6, 2022 the twice-impeached former president Donald Trump is going to hold a press conference at Mar-a-Lago, and he is expected to downplay the violent insurrection, reiterate his Big Lie and use the event as a kick-off for his 2024 presidential campaign.

It is critical that the cable news networks and broadcast stations do the right thing, and refuse to carry Trump’s shit show live. They should not give him a platform to promote his lies and disinformation.

Enough is enough!

Donald Trump Jr. Articulates the Nihilism of White Evangelical Christianity

“If we get together, they cannot cancel us all. Okay? They won’t. And this will be contrary to a lot of our beliefs because—I’d love not to have to participate in cancel culture. I’d love that it didn’t exist. But as long as it does, folks, we better be playing the same game. Okay? We’ve been playing T-ball for half a century while they’re playing hardball and cheating. Right? We’ve turned the other cheek, and I understand, sort of, the biblical reference—I understand the mentality—but it’s gotten us nothing. Okay? It’s gotten us nothing while we’ve ceded ground in every major institution in our country.”

Donald Trump Jr.

In an address to the far-right Turning Point USA conference on December 19, Donald Trump Jr. spelled out in simple and stark terms the new Gospel of white evangelicals.

Evangelicals overwhelmingly voted for Trump in 2016 and 2020 despite the fact that his behavior and political philosophy are the antithesis of the teachings of the peaceful, loving and compassionate Jesus Christ.

Evangelicals faithfully supported Trump precisely because he was rude, boastful, arrogant and vengeful; finally they had a champion who owned the libs and sought to make America Great Again for white nationalists by any means necessary.

Junior articulated the New Gospel: stop playing by the rules, reject the “turn the other cheek” mentality and crush their enemies without mercy.

I have been warning my readers for years that evangelicals aren’t true Christians. Thank you, Donald Trump Jr., for making my point.

Trump Supporters Candace Owens & Alex Jones Rail Against Him for Being Vaccinated & Boosted

Donald Trump revealed that he had received a COVID booster shot during a live appearance in Dallas with former Fox News host Bill O’Reilly who pointed out that both men were vaccinated.

When O’Reilly asked Trump if he has received his booster, the disgraced former president responded, “Yes” – and was booed.

The Trump/O’Reilly tour has been a major disappointment, only the most faithful Trump supporters have bought tickets. O’Reilly is a washed-out conservative pundit without a major platform, Trump touring with him is like Kiss touring with a 2nd-rate tribute band. What I’m trying to emphasize is that only the most diehard Trump fans were present at the Dallas event, and they booed their Messiah when he revealed he was vaccinated and boosted.  

The day after the Dallas event Trump told conservative talk show host Candace Owens: “If you take the vaccine, you’re protected. The results of the vaccine are very good. If you do get COVID-19, it’s a very minor form. People aren’t dying when they take the vaccine.”

Owens explained to her followers on Instagram that Trump is too old to know how to navigate the internet and do the research and find the obscure websites that prove that COVID vaccines are dangerous.

Another fervent Trump supporter, Alex Jones issues an “Emergency Christmas Day Warning” to Trump:

“You are either completely ignorant or you are one of the most evil men who has ever lived … What you told Candace Owens is nothing but a raft of dirty lies.”

Although Trump was addicted to social media platforms like Twitter and Facebook before he was banned by them, he doesn’t have the inclination or the expertise to go down the cyber rabbit hole in search of lunatic conspiracy theories about vaccines.

Trump is too old: Too old to be president! Too senile and too old to be taken seriously on any subject. But he is right about the vaccines, and when his cult members turn a deaf ear to his exhortations to get vaccinated, you know that it’s a lost cause trying to encourage them to get vaccinated.

White Evangelicals Have Traded Surfer Dude Jesus for Morbidly Obese Trump Jesus

A Google search of “Jesus” will pull up a plethora of images depicting a tall, white guy with long, blond hair and a beard. But the blond surfer dude Jesus is historically and ethnically incorrect.

In New Testament times men in Judea tended to have brown eyes, black hair and olive-brown skin. According to skeletal remains from that era the average male was about five foot five inches.

If Jesus returned claiming to be the King of Heaven and Earth, white evangelicals would look askance at the short brown fellow, and reply:

King of Heaven and Earth? Please! We doubt if you’re even in this country legally! Show us your green card!

White evangelicals will only accept a Jesus who is tall, white, blond handsome cisgender male.

Which makes it surprising that they have substituted this Adonis Jesus as their savior for a man who may be white, but’s who’s morbidly obese, hideously ugly and has doll hands and a tiny Ken doll penis.

I guess white evangelicals are comfortable worshipping the grotesque Trump as their messiah as long as he clings to his abhorrent beliefs: white supremacy, anti-immigration, anti-abortion …

Bret Hart ‘The Hitman’ Wants to Wrestle Donald Trump

Bret Hart retired in 2000, but he has wrestled a handful of matches since then. The Hitman wants to return to the WWE for a final match with Donald Trump with Vince McMahon serving as the referee.

I know what you’re thinking, the 64-year-old retired professional wrestler is just trying to regain the relevance he enjoyed decades ago as one of the WWE’s top attractions.

But I think a Hart vs. Trump wrestling match is within the realm of possibility. Let’s not forget that Trump is in the WWE Hall of Fame, having hosted WrestleMania IV and V in 1988 and 1989.

There is nothing real about professional wrestling, it’s 100% hokum and Trump could be persuaded that there’s zero chance that he’ll be injured if he engages in a wrestling match with Hart.

Every step in a WWE wrestling match is choreographed but the morbidly obese twice-impeached, disgraced former president could unduly exert himself and suffer a fatal heart attack.

It would be poetic justice if The Hitman unintentionally ended the sad and pathetic life of the steaming pile of excrement known as Donald Trump.