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Trump Fears He Won’t Make it to Heaven

“I want to try and get to heaven, if possible. I’m hearing I’m not doing well. I am really at the bottom of the totem pole. But if I can get to heaven, this will be one of the reasons.”

Fox News is the Trump regime state media, in the same way that Pravda is the official organ of the Communist Party of the Russian Federation. Fox News is a mouthpiece, a megaphone for Trump’s Republican Party. Fluffing Trump is a ratings winner for both Fox and Trump.

Trump has a penchant for calling Fox & Friends when something is on his mind and he wants a sympathetic ear. He called his favorite morning cable program to talk about his summit with Russian president Vladimir Putin. Apparently, he believes supporting a ruthless dictator and opposing a ceasefire could earn him favor in the afterlife.

What we can glean from Trump’s musing on his prospects of going to heaven:

The morbidly obese septuagenarian with the cankles, unsteady gait, triple chin and bruised hands is closer to death that we’ve been led to believe. Even an evil shit may wonder about the afterlife when the Grim Reaper is stalking him.

The second thing we can deduce is that Trump is not an evangelical. His top advisors and cabinet members are evangelicals. The first rule of the evangelical club is that salvation is by faith in Jesus Christ, and not by works. But Trump does not believe in God (he thinks he is God), and he does not listen to a word that his evangelical grifters say.

The most important thing we can learn is that Trump was talking nonsense. You can tell he was not serious because he said, “I’m hearing I’m not doing well.” Trump surrounds himself with sycophants, fluffers and flunkies, no one has the balls to tell him that he is not doing well.

Fuck you Trump. If you dare show up at the pearly gates, St. Peter will curse you out.

Jesus Hates Pedophiles, Judge Roy Moore is Destined for Hell

The Living Way Ministries church in Opelika Alabama displayed the following sign on their billboard:

The Falsely Accused Jesus! Vote Roy Moore!

This damnable sign is wrong in so many ways:

It`s a clear violation of the law barring churches from engaging in political speech.

But not only is it politically-incorrect it`s also sacrilegious. Comparing the pedophile judge with the sinless Jesus is an affront to decency, morality and Christianity.

To be fair I must admit that Jesus and Moore have one thing in common, they both love children.

People were bringing little children to Jesus for him to place his hands on them, but the disciples rebuked them. When Jesus saw this, he was indignant. He said to them, `Let the little children come to me, and do not hinder them, for the kingdom of God belongs to such as these.`

When people brought their children to Jesus for Him to bless them, his apostles rebuked the parents because they didn`t` want the little ones to try their Master`s patience.

But Jesus was indignant with his disciples, He loved to be in the presence of children because they reminded Him of the humility and innocence that is the hallmark of true believers.

Moore also loves children, particularly little girls, he delights in their innocence. Whereas Jesus sought to protect children, Moore loves to corrupt, defile, and hurt innocent little girls.

Moore would be well-advised to read the following scripture:

Matthew 18: 2-6

He called a little child to him, and placed the child among them. And he said: Truly I tell you, unless you change and become like little children, you will never enter the kingdom of heaven. Therefore, whoever takes the lowly position of this child is the greatest in the kingdom of heaven. And whoever welcomes one such child in my name welcomes me. If anyone causes one of these little ones-those who believe in me-to stumble, it would be better for them to have a large millstone hung around their neck and to be drowned in the depths of the sea.

Moore will probably make it to the Senate, but he will never make it to heaven. Jesus hates pedophiles.

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