Evangelicals Weren’t Duped by Trump! The Racist, Homophobic Moron is an Answer to Their Prayers

“I think people think evangelicals have been duped by President Trump. Evangelicals are not morons. They understand that he might not pray six hours a day or be able to quote the Bible backward and forward but they do believe he’s a man who loves our country and he’s embraced policies that are in keeping with the truth of God’s word and that’s why they selected him.”

Televangelist Robert Jeffress

Robert Jeffress is correct in stating that evangelicals haven’t been duped by former President Donald Trump, but that isn’t proof that evangelicals are not morons.  

They are morons, science-denying, Kool-Aid swallowing, conspiracy believing morons.

They weren’t duped by Trump, they knew exactly what they were getting: a moral degenerate who shares their racist, xenophobic, homophobic and misogynist views.

They realize that he’s probably never read a single page of the Bible, and attends church only on Christmas and Easter. Although if Trump knew that the Old Testament was chockful of incest, rape, murder, genocide and adultery, he might be tempted to crack it open every once in a while.

Evangelicals knew exactly what they were getting in Trump: a sociopath messiah for a heartless age who is on a mission from God to establish a Christian white nationalist regime.

Trump embraces policies that are in keeping with the white nationalist Republican Party, and he is the perfect messiah for white evangelicals, and the perfect presidential candidate for Republicans.

Pat Robertson Claims Biden Intimidated by Putin’s Nuclear Threats

“We have the firepower to wipe out every Russian city, just one Trident submarine, and of course we’re not using it and have no intention of using it. But why doesn’t somebody in the administration call Putin’s bluff? He’s bluffing.

Putin knows we are powerful, he doesn’t have much of an army, he doesn’t have much of an economy, it’s a tiny economy. And he’s playing a bluff. But unfortunately, we have a man in charge in Washington who doesn’t like to stand up to bluffs. He folds his winning hand every single time.”

Pat Robertson

Russian President Vladimir Putin has ordered Russia’s nuclear forces on high alert for the first time since the end of the Cold War.

Putin has been issuing nuclear threats because he was surprised by the strength and unity of the US and NATO response, and the effectiveness of crippling sanctions.

Putin’s ill-conceived invasion of Ukraine has been an unmitigated disaster, he expected a three- or four-day blitzkrieg victory, but it has devolved into a bloody stalemate that has claimed the lives of about seven thousand Russian soldiers.  

With no quick victory on the horizon, Putin has resorted to nuclear threats to ward off NATO from supplying planes to Ukraine or establishing a no-fly zone. A defeat in Ukraine would severely threaten Putin’s hold on power.

We shouldn’t dismiss Putin’s nuclear threats as nothing more than bluster, in Syria, Chechnya and now in Ukraine he’s demonstrated that he has no regard for human life, and he might resort to nuclear weapons to guarantee victory.

I’m glad Pat Robertson isn’t a presidential advisor, because he’s a freaking moron suffering from dementia. Russia may only be the 11th greatest economy in the world, and its military may be in disarray, but it has the number one nuclear arsenal in the world.

It’s imperative that we take seriously any nuclear threat emanating from Russia.

Robertson is right that America has the firepower to wipe out every Russian city with just one Trident submarine, but Russia also has the firepower to wipe out every American city.

It is the height of irresponsibly for any nuclear power to threaten use of nuclear weapons. Biden should never make any nuclear threats, but at the same time we should make it crystal clear to Putin that we won’t give in to nuclear intimidation and that we will defend every inch of NATO territory.

If Trump Runs in 2024 a Blow-up Doll Would be a Perfect Running Mate, But He Will Probably Choose Ron DeSantis, Ted Cruz or Tim Scott

Donald Trump, the twice-impeached, two-time loser in the presidential popular vote has been hinting that he’s going to run for president again in 2024.

Trump finds it impossible to ignore the spotlight, and what better way to become relevant again and make headlines than by running for president?

Barring an unforeseen illness, he will run again, the only question is: Who’s going to be his running mate?

I can tell you who it’s not going to be: Mike Pence. Trump has never forgiven Pence for refusing to overturn the election results during the counting of the Electoral College votes on January 6, 2021. Neither has his base who would rather hang him than endorse him as Trump’s running mate.

A blow-up doll would make the perfect vice president for Trump for the following reasons: It doesn’t have a backbone; it’s an ideal sex companion for when Melania has a headache, and she aways has a headache; and it’s impervious to his violent mood swings and childish behavior.

That would be a real fun ticket, but it’s not going to happen. So, who will it be:

South Carolina Senator Tim Scott can always be counted on to stand by his side with his Uncle Tom smile and subservient demeanor. He would always be at the ready to shine his shoes, change his diapers, and blow-dry his urine-colored hair.

Texas Senator Ted Cruz would be another excellent choice. Trump knows that he can make fun of his homely wife, accuse his father of dastardly deeds and impregnate his young daughter and retain his loyalty and devotion.

Florida Governor Ron DeSantis would be the dream ticket, he’s wildly popular with MAGA loyalists, but on the down side he has a smidgen of integrity and he isn’t as willing to debase himself as Scott or Cruz.

If Trump is willing to choose someone who won’t be a total pushover, he will make DeSantis his running mate.

The Bible as Oklahoma’s ‘Official State Book’ is an Abomination

“A legislative proposal to anoint the Bible as Oklahoma’s “official state book” is not only unconstitutional, it is also an affront to true religious freedom.

House Bill 3890, introduced by Rep. Tammy Townley, has been given the OK by a House committee. If the bill receives legislative approval, the Bible would be designated the state’s official book from Nov. 1 of this year.”

The Oklahoman

I have no problem if a Christian denomination designates the Bible as their official book, but for a state of a secular democracy to anoint it as their “official state book” is anathema.

We must protect the sacred principle of separation of church and state to safeguard our democracy from Christian nationalists who seek to make it a theocracy.

These same religious fanatics who are in favor of making the Bible the official book of Oklahoma would have a cow if the Koran or the Satanic Bible became their state’s official book.

A holy book that condones and even regulates slavery, relegates women to a secondary status, and promotes genocide doesn’t deserve to be exalted by any state’s legislative body.

Christians in Oklahoma can call the Bible the inspired and infallible Word of God, and they can center their church and their personal lives around the Scripture, but they shouldn’t try to insert it in the political process.

White Evangelicals Love Dictators, Racists, and Conspiracy Theorists

“Tell me who your friends are, and I will tell you who you are.”

What this proverb means is that your friends are a reflection of who you are. You tend to associate with people who share similar views and outlook on life.

The individuals that you look up to are also a solid indication of your character, or lack thereof.

White evangelicals stan some very shady characters, revealing that they are lovers of moral degenerates more than they are followers of Jesus Christ.

Donald Trump is the most vulgar, ignorant, petty, authoritarian and vicious president in American history, and yet evangelicals treat him like the Second Coming of Jesus Christ.

Vladimir Putin is a dictator who has committed genocide against Syrians, Chechens and now Ukrainians, and yet he enjoys the praise of many evangelicals who view him as a Christian leader who is a steadfast warrior against the sin of homosexuality. Some evangelicals even believe that the reason he invaded Ukraine was to free the country from pedophiles. Franklin Graham praised Putin effusively and called Russia’s standard on morality “higher than our own.”

Besides being lovers of the execrable Trump and Putin, evangelicals pal around with white nationalists, QAnon cultists, and garden variety racists.

If you are friends with white evangelicals, kindly stay the hell away from me.

Many White Evangelicals Believe Putin Invaded Ukraine to Rid the Country of Pedophiles

“The General Secretary of the Russian Evangelical Alliance has sent an open letter to all evangelicals, in which he laments his country’s military invasion of Ukraine.

Vytaly Vlasenko, who is also pastor of a Baptist church in Moscow, shares his dismay and sorrow for the victims, the material losses, the refugees, and the hard-to-predict consequences of an armed conflict such as the one that has unfolded in recent weeks.”

Evangelical Focus Europe

Most American white evangelicals believe that Russia has a special role to play in the End Times, and they are convinced that the Russian invasion of Ukraine is a prelude to the final battle of Armageddon when Russia faces off against Israel, America and the Muslim countries. Never mind that in reality Russia enjoys a good relationship with Israel.

Then there are the white American evangelicals who have praised the Almighty for Vladimir Putin’s unprovoked and genocidal invasion of Ukraine, believing he is engaged in a crusade against an international cabal of Satan-worshipping pedophiles who have interests in Ukraine.

No rational person believes that the Russian invasion of Ukraine is the sign of the End Times, or that the brutal dictator Putin invaded his neighbor to kill pedophiles. But white evangelicals are science-denying idiots who believe in myths, superstitions and wild conspiracy theories.

But thank God that the leader of the Russian Evangelical Alliance isn’t afraid to speak truth to power and condemn Putin’s invasion of Ukraine.

Unlike American evangelicals Vlasenko recognizes Putin for what he is: a despot who wants to revive the Soviet Empire.

Arizona State Senator Wendy Rogers Begs Trump to ‘Make a Real Search Engine’

“President Trump, please make a real Search Engine we can TRUST.”

Wendy Rogers (@WendyRogersAZ) March 11, 2022

Who is this idiot who is pleading on Twitter, a social media platform from which Trump has been banned, to make a real search engine?

Wendy Rogers a state senator from Arizona is a typical Trump supporter. How is she a typical Trump follower, let’s count the ways:

SHE’S AN IDIOT

If Rogers had two brain cells to rub together, she would realize that her hero is unlikely to hear her plea considering he was permanently banned from Twitter.

SHE’S LIVING IN AN ALTERNATE REALITY

Earth to Wendy: Trump isn’t the president! Rational people refer to him as the twice-impeached former president.

SHE THINKS TRUMP IS A DEITY WHO CAN DO ANYTHING

Build a search engine? Are you kidding? Trump’s social media site, “Truth Social” is an unmitigated disaster. Trump who prides himself on being a builder, couldn’t even build a wall on our southern border. Trump managed to build only 80 miles of new barriers, and his border wall has been breached more than 3,000 times by smugglers.

SHE’S A RACIST

Rogers is a member of the Oath Keepers, an anti-government militia whose members took part in the January 6, 2021 attack on the U.S. Capitol. In March 2022, the Republican-controlled Arizona Senate censured her for remarks she made at a white nationalist conference.

Thank goodness that Trump doesn’t have the knowledge or intellect to make a search engine. A Trump search engine would yield results that would only be true in an alternate reality. For example, if you entered “God” the first twenty hits would be for Trump.

Russia’s Invasion of Ukraine Has Evangelicals Convinced This Is the End of the World

Since the dawn of humankind there have been wars and rumors of wars. We’re all familiar with the Holocaust that took the lives of six million Jews, and the Cambodia Killing Fields, but genocides continue to take place with alarming and sickening regularity.  In the late 1990’s genocide in Bosnia and Herzegovina led to the death of over 200,000 Muslim civilians. In 1994 groups of ethnic Hutu, armed mostly with machetes, butchered an estimated 800.000 persons of other ethnic minorities. Since 2003 the genocide raging in the Darfur region of Sudan has killed an estimated 800,000 people and more than 2.5 million have been displaced from their homes.

Evangelicals have been unmoved by the genocides of the modern era, as long as it’s Africans and Muslims being exterminated, they don’t seem to care.

But when it’s white Europeans being exterminated, and they see the devastation and destruction of a modern European country on their TVs every day, all of a sudden, they are in terror, warning us heathen that the Apocalypse is right around the corner.

Evangelicals have long believed that Russia has a special role to play in the End Times, and they are convinced that the Russian invasion of Ukraine is a prelude to the final battle of Armageddon when Russia faces off against Israel, America and the European countries. Never mind that in reality Russia enjoys a good relationship with Israel.

Racist white evangelicals need to chill the fuck out. Every war is not a fulfillment of Biblical prophecy, and the Russian invasion of Ukraine is just another bloody chapter in human history.

Ted Cruz is the Least Huggable Person in the World

Sen. Ted Cruz met with a small group of truckers protesting COVID-19 vaccine mandates around Washington and told an anecdote that reeked of bullshit.

Cruz claimed:

“Almost without exception, every time I’m on an airplane, either the captain or a flight attendant will come up to me, will hug me and say, ‘Thank you for fighting for us.”

On the scale of huggableness with puppies, kittens and Jennifer Lawrence being at the top and cockroaches, porcupines and Putin being at the bottom, I’d put the repulsive senator from Texas between porcupines and Putin.

Politicians are as huggable as used car salespeople and repo men, and Cruz is the least huggable politician. Here’s Al Franken’s quote about the execrable Cruz:

 “Here’s the thing you have to understand about Ted Cruz, I like Ted Cruz more than most of my other colleagues like Ted Cruz. And I hate Ted Cruz.”

Nobody, and I mean nobody has ever had the slightest desire to hug Cruz. If he invented a cure for cancer and COVID, at the most he would get a pat on the back from me, but I wouldn’t hug the loathsome creature from the pit of hell.

Even Cruz’s family practices social distancing whenever he’s home with his family, who can forget the viral moment when his daughter Caroline dodged his embrace on the campaign trail? Screw you, you lying sack of shit. I repeat, nobody and I mean nobody wants to give you a hug.

Trump’s ‘Truth Social’ Destined to Be a Huge Failure

“When Donald Trump was banned from Twitter and Facebook last year, the former president vowed he would create an alternative social media network to rival them.

But two weeks after Truth Social launched, it doesn’t seem Twitter and Facebook have anything to worry about.

Truth Social has been beset with technical glitches that mean prospective users have to join a waiting list in order to join.”

9 News Australia

Donald Trump is a pathological liar, according to the Washington Post he accumulated 30,573 lies during his presidency.

The liar-in-chief used social media, especially Twitter, to disseminate his lies and falsehoods and the social media giant frequently fact-checked his untruths before he was permanently banned for violating the company’s policy against glorification and incitement of violence in his tweets following the January 6, 2021 insurrection.  

Trump finally launched Truth Social, and truth be told it’s failed to take off, in fact it’s been an unmitigated disaster.

The Almighty must have sabotaged his social media network for having the temerity to call it “Truth Social” and for lying about his affinity for evangelicals.

Trump doesn’t seem to have much faith in his alternative to Twitter, he’s posted only once since it launched:

“Get Ready! Your favorite President will see you soon.”

Just another lie, the few who have managed to get on Truth Social haven’t seen him online.

Truth Social promises to be a cesspool of lies and conspiracy theories, considering there won’t be any moderators or fact-checkers. But at least it won’t be around for long, like most of Trump’s ventures it’s going to be a huge failure.

Evangelicals Have an Orgasm Whenever There’s a War

“An American Evangelical pastor has claimed that the invasion of Ukraine is a sign from God that Jesus is returning.

Pastor Greg Laurie is a pastor at the Harvest Christian Fellowship church in California and made his views known in a clip posted on Facebook, captioned: “Is there any prophetic significance to what is happening in Ukraine right now and other events that are unfolding around the world? The answer is. . Yes!”

Indy100.Com

When war breaks out normal folks bemoan humankind’s inability to resolve their conflicts via diplomacy, but evangelicals cream their pants in ecstasy whenever a major conflict breaks out.

Read my essay about how Pat Robertson, the 91-year-old televangelist who looks like he’s been dead for years, suddenly became animated when Russia invaded Ukraine

Pat Robertson the Evangelical Crypt Keeper Says Putin’s Invasion of Ukraine Fulfillment of Biblical Prophecy

Laurie quoted scripture saying, “In the last days there’ll be wars and rumors of wars” as an explanation as to why he believes that we are living in the last days.

Since the days of Cain and Able people have resorted to violence to resolve their disputes. There have always been wars and rumors of wars. There has never been an era is human history that was devoid of wars. To be human is to eat, fuck and kill.

The Russian invasion of Ukraine isn’t a sign of the End Times, it’s business as usual for humans who are ruled by their base emotions, ridiculous religious dogma and conspiracy theories.

Evangelicals need to untwist their panties, put down their Bibles and get on the right side of history by supporting the people of Ukraine.

Chicago Mayor Lori Lightfoot: ‘I Have the Biggest Dick in Chicago’

Let me preface my remarks by stating unequivocally that Christopher Columbus was a genocidal monster, and if I had my druthers every Columbus statue would be demolished. It’s an affront to our democracy for any statue of the European invader who enslaved and butchered indigenous people to still be erect.

A former attorney for the City of Chicago is suing Mayor Lori Lightfoot for defamation after she allegedly berated a group of lawyers during a heated meeting over a Christopher Columbus statue.

The mayor allegedly made the following statement:

“You make some kind of secret agreement with Italians, what you are doing, you are out there measuring your dicks with the Italians seeing whose got the biggest dick, you are out there stroking your dicks over the Columbus statue.”

The lawsuit claims she then went on to say, “My dick is bigger than yours and the Italians, I have the biggest dick in Chicago.”

I don’t know if the diminutive Mayor of Chicago who stands at 5’1’ is endowed with the biggest dick in Chicago, but if these allegations are true there’s no doubt that she is the biggest dick in the Windy City.

I don’t think there’s a person, male or female, who would want to be within striking distance of the Beetlejuice look-a-like’s dick.

There’s a temptation for progressives to automatically come to the defense of Lightfoot, because she’s an African American lesbian mayor. But there’s no excuse for anyone, black or white, gay or straight to behave like the biggest dick in the world.

To date Lightfoot hasn’t denied making the offensive comments.

Today is Ash Wednesday, What Will You Give Up for Lent?

Ash Wednesday is a day of repentance, when Catholics confess their sins and profess their devotion to God. During a Mass, a priest places the ashes on a worshiper’s forehead in the shape of a cross.

Ash Wednesday marks the start of Lent, a six-week period of fasting and prayer observed by Catholics each year to prepare for Easter Sunday.

Joe Biden, a devout Catholic is giving up all sweets, including his favorite ice cream for Lent.

Catholics give up all sorts of pleasures for Lent: sweets, gossiping, video games, movies, shopping, soda, listening to music, dancing, drinking alcoholic beverages, coffee, weed …

Fasting from activities that give us pleasure but are ethically or morally wrong is a good idea. It’s a good idea to give up cheating on your partner, binge drinking, and compulsive gambling not just for Lent, but forever.

But I wouldn’t give up things that give me contentment and enjoyment and don’t hurt anyone else, not for a day, let alone for six weeks. I can’t function without coffee, starting my morning without my favorite drink is unthinkable. Likewise, I would never fast from listening to music, watching movies or shopping.

If you give up coffee, weed, or responsible drinking for six freaking weeks, you will be miserable and you will be in such a lousy mood that you will make your friends and family miserable as well.

Pat Robertson the Evangelical Crypt Keeper Says Putin’s Invasion of Ukraine Fulfillment of Biblical Prophecy

The recently retired televangelist Pat Robertson came out of retirement to gleefully declare that Russian President Vladimir Putin invaded Ukraine to set the stage for the ultimate End Times war in Israel.

I don’t take advice on geopolitics or theology from an entity that looks like the Crypt Keeper on crack.

Pat Robertson, like most evangelicals, practically creamed his pants when Russia attacked Ukraine without any justification or provocation because it fits his eschatology that the final battle of Armageddon will pit Russia against Israel.

Robertson has no concern for the hundreds of civilians who have already been killed, or the thousands of casualties that will be the inevitable outcome of Russia’s monstrous invasion of a thriving democracy.

Robertson is deliriously happy because he thinks Russia’s invasion of its neighbor means that Jesus will soon his rapture his decrepit body.

Fuck Robertson and any other evangelical who interpret wars from an eschatological viewpoint, and are blind to human suffering.  

Only Michelle Obama Can Save Us from a Trump Presidency in 2024! Run, Michelle, Run!

Joe Biden is a statesman who has restored dignity to the White House and respect for America, his presidency is a worthy last act of a long and distinguished political career. But to say he’s long in the tooth is an understatement, he’s too physically and mentally impaired to run for reelection.

Vice president Kamala Harris ran a dismal presidential campaign in 2020, and Biden saved her political career by making her his running mate. She has proven to be totally ineffectual as vice president, her default response to any tough question is to cackle uncontrollably like a witch, a Hilly Clinton impersonator or a nut who should be locked up in a mental asylum.

If Joe Biden or Kamala Harris is the Democratic standard bearer in 2024, Donald Trump will once again be the president of the United States.

How can we avoid the unmitigated disaster of a second Trump term? Can you say “Michelle Obama”?

The former first lady is charismatic, articulate and immensely popular, Trump wouldn’t have a chance running against her.

A measure of her popularity is the astounding success of her autobiography “Becoming” which sold 14 million copies worldwide.

I know that first we have to concentrate on keeping the House and the Senate blue in the midterms, but it’s not too early to start pleading with Michelle Obama to run in 2024,

Run Michelle, Run!

Evangelicals Have Shown Their True Colors, They Love Putin and Dictatorships More Than They Love Jesus and Democracy

I became an evangelical in the 1970’s and at that time the major tenets of evangelicalism were the belief in the inerrancy and infallibility of the Bible, the resurrection of Jesus Christ and the conviction that the Soviet Union, and later Russia, was anti-American, anti-Christ and an existential threat to democracy and Christianity.

Russia played a major role in evangelical eschatology; Russia and the anti-Christ would battle with Jesus and his angels in the final battle of Armageddon.

Republican politicians demonized liberals as commie-loving traitors who were undermining democracy.

How things have changed, the script flipped during the dictator-loving Trump administration. Republicans and many evangelicals laud the homophobic Vladimir Putin as a patriotic leader who is fighting for the survival of Christian values.

At this crucial juncture in history when Putin has invaded Ukraine and the fate of Eastern Europe hangs in the balance, Republicans and white evangelicals are heaping praise on the courage and genius of Putin.

Evangelicals have shown their true colors, they value white authoritarian regimes more than democracy and freedom.

Deputy Press Secretary Andrew Bates Calls Donald Trump a Nauseating Fearful Pig

“White House deputy press secretary calls Trump a ‘nauseating, fearful pig’ who with Putin is ‘rubbing their snouts together and celebrating as innocent people lose their lives’”

Daily Mail

White House deputy press secretary Andrew Bates was none too subtle in his condemnation of Donald Trump for heaping praise on Russian President Vladimir Putin.

When discussing tyrants like Putin and Trump, it is prudent and indeed commendable to refer to them using the coarsest language.

Trump’s first line of attack is to ridicule an opponent’s physical appearance, and that’s why I have no reservations mocking his grotesque physical presence.

Bates was spot on in his description of Trump as a “nauseating, fearful pig.” Beady eyes, double chin, snout that resembles a sphincter and orange hue, don’t tell me that’s not an accurate description of a sow’s head.

The rest of Trump’s body parts also resemble that of a hog: fat belly, huge ass, and of course his tiny hands that are as small as the hoofs of a piglet.

Trump not only looks like a porker, he acts like a porker, witness his penchant for wrestling in the mud in politics.

Trump is a filthy swine. Period.   

Trump Praises Putin’s Aggression as ‘Wonderful’ and ‘Genius’

“Former US president Donald Trump hailed ‘genius’ Russian leader Vladimir Putin for recognising two breakaway regions of Ukraine and sending in troops as ‘peacekeepers’ to the areas.

While Putin was scorned by US President Joe Biden and other western leaders, Trump was full of praise for his ‘best friend.’

During an interview on a right-wing radio programme, The Clay Travis & Buck Sexton Show, Trump said it was ‘wonderful,’ ‘so smart,’ and even ‘genius’ for Putin to “declare a large portion of Ukraine as independent.”

WION

None of us who witnessed President Donald Trump siding with Russia against the FBI at the Helsinki summit were surprised by his fawning praise of the Russian dictator’s invasion of Ukraine.

Nobody who loves democracy and hates tyranny thinks it was wonderful, smart and genius for Putin to declare a large portion of Ukraine as independent.

No peace-loving American would accept Putin’s Orwellian description of his invading force as “peacekeepers.” “That’s the strongest peace force I’ve ever seen. They’re gonna keep the peace all right”, gushed the twice-impeached former president.

Trump doesn’t care that his words will embolden the authoritarian Putin, and that his ebullient praise will be used as propaganda. He doesn’t care about what’s in the best interest of America and democracy, he only seeks to “own the libs” and to denigrate Joe Biden.

Republicans who once accused liberals as commie-loving traitors, now rejoice in Trump’s approval of Putin’s invasion of a democratic state. Ronald Reagan is turning over in his grave.

White Evangelicals Double Down on Crazy

Evangelicalism has crazy baked in the cake, when you profess to believe that the Bible is the inerrant and infallible Word of God you are constrained to accept as literal truths such crazy notions like millions of animal species fitting into an ark, a donkey talking to a prophet, and the sun standing still for an entire day.

American evangelicals are masters at compartmentalizing, they keep the crazy stuff for Sunday morning, but live in the real world the rest of the week.

Until fairly recently that is, now white evangelicals are doubling down on crazy, and their default mode is crazy not just on Sunday, but every day of the week.

This unfortunate development can be attributed to the fact that they have rejected the kind, rational and peaceful Jesus Christ for their stark raving mad new messiah, Donald Trump.

You want examples of crazy: Evangelical ministers preaching that COVID-19 is a hoax, and fighting against masks and vaccine mandates.  Prophets declaring that Trump won the 2020 election, and calling for a military coup to reinstall their savior. Rank and file evangelicals accepting as Gospel truth crazy QAnon conspiracy theories.

Cult members strive to be like their Dear Leader, and when Donald Trump is your Lord and Master you really have to amp up the craziness.

If America is to survive a secular democracy, we must flush Trump and his crazy followers down the toilet.

Dirtbag Franklin Graham Criticized for Urging Followers to Pray for Putin

“Pray for President Putin today. This may sound like a strange request, but we need to pray that God would work in his heart so that war could be avoided at all cost. May God give wisdom to the leaders involved in these talks & negotiations, as well as those advising them.”

Franklin Graham

Franklin Graham has been lambasted for writing “Pray for President Putin today.” Graham deserves scorn and ridicule to be heaped on him for his slavish devotion to the morally reprehensible Donald Trump, but let’s not take his words out of context.

The Trump-loving televangelist is praying for God to change Putin’s mind so that he won’t attack Ukraine.

Graham’s prayers are as efficacious as farts, their stench won’t reach the heavens, they will only serve to irritate those of us unfortunate to be around the gasbag.

In general, thoughts and prayers are as effective as belches and farts, they are no replacement for action.

Don’t be like Franklin Graham, and recite a grandiose peace prayer, and then sit on your ass as if you’ve done all you can.

Be a peace warrior! A peace activist doesn’t pray, and leave it all in the hands of the Almighty. He fights for peace by demonstrating, writing editorials and sending emails to politicians imploring them to do everything possible to avoid war.

GOP Georgia Gubernatorial Candidate Kandiss Taylor Has a Winning Slogan: ‘JESUS GUNS BABIES’

The Georgia governor’s race is one of the most competitive races of the mid term elections. The leading Republican candidates are Brian Kemp, the incumbent governor of Georgia and David Perdue, the former Georgia senator.

Kemp has the power of incumbency and Perdue has the all-important Donald Trump endorsement, the only way that Kandiss Taylor can compete with the likes of Kemp and Perdue is by doing or saying something outrageous.

Bingo!

Kandiss’ campaign bus has the words “JESUS GUNS BABIES” emblazoned on its side.

The JESUS GUNS BABIES slogan doesn’t take into account today’s grammatically-challenged MAGA voters. They will interpret this slogan to mean that Jesus shoots children, and they will visualize the Savior gunning down Mexican and other brown immigrant children crossing the border.

If Kandiss wants to win she shouldn’t change the slogan to “Jesus, Guns, and Babies”, this may just be a winning slogan in the racist state of Georgia.

White Evangelicals Should Stop Calling Themselves ‘Christians’! Satanists Are More Christ-Like Than They Are

I became an evangelical Christian in the late 1970’s and at that time evangelicalism was synonymous with spreading the Good News that Jesus saves. Being a good evangelical Christian meant attending church on Sunday, and trying to shun worldly attractions the rest of the week. We truly lived by the motto “WWJD”? We would ask ourselves “What would Jesus Do” before deciding what movies to watch, what books to read, what social activities to attend, what radio stations to listen to, and even what clothes to wear. In short, the evangelical experience was all about Jesus.

Now? Not so much. Evangelicals still claim to follow Jesus, but truth be told, they really don’t give a fuck about Jesus anymore. At least not by judging what they spend all their time doing:

Researching conspiracy theories online, attending MAGA rallies that glorify their new Messiah, Donald Trump. Spreading the Big Lie that Trump won the election. Demonizing gays and lesbians, and hating on racial and religious minorities. Disseminating anti-vaccine pseudoscience and spreading the virus by refusing to mask up, social distance and getting vaccinated.

If evangelicals had a shred of integrity, they would stop calling themselves Christians, if you want to associate with people who are really Christ-like I suggest you attend a Church of Satan, an anti-war rally or a pro-choice demonstration.

The Best Mike Pence Donald Trump Super Bowl Jokes

“Fans after the game trolled Donald Trump by turning his biggest 2020 election grievance into fodder for jokes on Twitter.

Trump lost the election, but insisted Mike Pence could overturn the results, a power the vice president does not have.

But even though Pence change the election for Trump, fans joked that maybe he could at least overturn the game result.”

Huffington Post

Here are my favorites, all mine:

The Satan-worshipping refs called phantom penalties against America’s team, and the Pence needs to demonstrate some courage and overturn the result.

It’s not over until Mother declares the winner, and she is too busy inserting Ben Wa balls into her neglected vagina to worry about a damn football game.

Only Mike Pence can declare the winner, and unfortunately, he couldn’t see the game from inside Trump’s a-hole.

The only reason the Lord allowed a team from a red state to beat a team from a swing state is because the Super Bowl was played in Satan’s, capitol, Hollyweird. The game needs to be played again at Mar-a-Lago.

The god-fearing Bengals lost because Eminem knelt in homage to Satan during the halftime show. Replay the game until the Bengals win.

Yes, these are some pretty sad jokes, but the sorriest joke of all is the morbidly obese racist who tried to steal an election.

Joe Biden Shares Sweet Valentine’s Day Message for His Wife, ‘Jilly’

President Joe Biden and First Lady Dr Jill Biden have been married for 44 years, but the spark between these sexy septuagenarians hasn’t diminished over the years.

Smooth Joe had a sweet Valentine’s Day message for his sultry spouse. The 79-year-old Romeo posted a throwback pic of himself and his wife, 70, sitting on a beach when they were young and madly in love. The caption read:

“You’re the love of my life and the life of my love, Jilly.”

How sweet, and it’s even sweeter that these lovebirds still love to walk on the beach, holding hands.

Can you imagine Donald Trump posting a sweet Valentine’s Day message for his trophy wife? Can you imagine him having an endearing nickname for her?

I can imagine him posting a throwback pic of his wife wearing a thong on a beach with a caption reading: “You’re the fantasy of my life, and I still enjoy tapping your tight ass, Hottie.”

Thank you, President Biden, for sharing your love for your wife with us on this Valentine’s Day

Roe v Wade Will Be Overturned, But It Will Be a Pyrrhic Victory for Evangelicals

Starting in the 70’s, under the leadership of Jerry Falwell and his Moral Majority, evangelicals made overturning Roe v Wade their primary objective.       

In late spring or early summer, the Supreme Court will likely ban abortion or at least severely curtail the 1973 Roe v. Wade decision.

Why are we on the verge of such a catastrophe? To recap:

Merrick Garland was nominated by Barack Obama to fill the 2016 vacancy on the Supreme Court created by the death that February of Justice Antonin Scalia, a conservative judicial icon. Then Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-KY) declared any appointment by the sitting president to be null and void, arguing against precedent and common sense that the next Supreme Court justice should be chosen by the next president.

Donald Trump then stacked the Supreme Court with stalworth conservatives Neil Gorsuch, Brett Kavanaugh and Amy Coney Barrett, and conservatives now hold a 6-3 super majority.

It will turn out to be a Pyrrhic victory for evangelicals, for the following reasons:

Blue states will continue to offer abortion services, and women in red states will travel to blue states to terminate their pregnancies. It’s only poor women who can’t afford to travel out of state or to take time off who will be disadvantaged. Evangelical parents will secretly drive their daughters across state lines for abortions.

Abortion pills exist, and they will only become more readily available when Roe v. Wade is overturned.

If Roe v Wade is overturned it will galvanize liberal voters, and they will turn out in droves in the midterms and subsequent elections. Most Americans are in favor of choice and overturning Roe will be hugely unpopular, and Republicans will pay the price at the ballot box, and evangelicals will pay the price evidenced by empty church pews.