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If I Ever Say, ‘I Stand with Israel’, Just Kill Me

“Dave Chappelle received widespread praise after revealing a ‘code’ in his surprise Netflix special, telling viewers that if he ever says ‘I stand with Israel’, it means he has been ‘co-opted’ and ‘they got me’.”

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Chappelle ended his Netflix special with the words “I stand with Israel,” and then dropping his mic. The moment sparked global attention and went viral online.

I don’t have Chappelle’s international platform, my humble unmonetized blog has a core of a few thousand faithful readers.

When I identified as an evangelical, I proclaimed “I stand with Israel” with conviction. As a dispensationalist I considered the Israel of the Old Testament and the modern apartheid regime the same entity. My conviction that God blessed Israel, and cursed everyone who didn’t support her, blinded me to her depravity.

The scales fell from my eyes, and I now recognize Israel as a genocidal regime that has been massacring Palestinians even before it was created through the collective efforts of socialist Zionist leaders, the UN, and the formal proclamation by David Ben-Gurion on May 14, 1948.

Not only do I no longer say, “I stand with Israel,” but my moral conviction compels me to scream “Damn Israel.” This does not make me antisemitic; the Jewish people and the corrupt state of Israel are not synonymous. it is my patriotic duty to rage against the billions my country is giving to a foreign nation to subsidize the extermination of Palestinians.

If I ever write the words “I stand with Israel,” it means that I have dementia, or that Zionists have started co-opting bloggers with a meager outreach.

Dave Chappelle Attacked Onstage While Performing During ‘Netflix is a Joke’ Festival at the Hollywood Bowl

Stand-up comedy is a macho game, the comic prowls the stage like a lion stalking his territory. He glares at the audience, seeking to win them over with his verbal and mental artistry.

Political-correctness should be as foreign in a comedy club as chaste behavior is in a brothel. No word should be banned from a comedian’s lexicon, not even racial slurs. In fact, the only word that should be banned in a comedy club is the “N-Word”. Let me make it crystal clear that I don’t mean the word *igger but the artistically offensive “N-Word” substitution.  

A boxer wouldn’t tolerate a member of the audience jumping into the boxing ring during a match, and no stand-up comic worth his salt would tolerate a critic or heckler jumping up on the stage and attacking him. Both the boxer and the comic should beat the living daylights out of any interloper.

An idiot armed with a replica gun and a knife attempted to tackle comedian Dave Chappelle on stage during a performance for the Netflix Is a Joke Festival at the Hollywood Bowl. Chappelle is no Chris Rock, he and his security team and his celebrity friends, including Jamie Foxx and Busta Rhymes, proceeded to beat the hell out of the fool.

Chappelle is a man’s man, and a comic’s comic, and nobody will succeed in cancelling him, not Hollywood, and certainly not a moron who rushes the stage.