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Ms. Rachel is the Biggest Star on Netflix

Rachel Accurso, better known as Ms. Rachel, worked as a music teacher at a public preschool in New York City before finding fame and fortune as a YouTuber creating content for toddlers and preschoolers.

Ms. Rachel is beloved by babies and toddlers all over the world, and their mothers, and even by men like me who do not have any children but are mesmerized by her transcendent beauty, talent and charm.

Ms. Rachel is now one of the biggest stars on Netflix. The streaming giant released a four-part series featuring the popular content creator. The first four episodes consist of a “curated compilation” of Ms. Rachel’s YouTube videos.

Ms. Rachel always wears a pink headband, a lavender T-shirt, and overalls. Back in the day, I used to wear trendy Guess overalls, but Ms. Rachel’s overalls have more of an Oshkosh vibe. Ms. Rachel is the epitome of goodness and wholesomeness, but for her older male fans she is also a sex symbol. May God forgive my prurient curiosity, but I wonder if she wears pink thongs underneath her overalls.

Ms. Rachel sings nursery rhymes and dances on her videos. I would not be surprised if one day she had a pop hit on the Billboard charts, after all she’s a professional singer who released a studio album in 2006.

My sister tells me that Gaddy, her grandson, is enthralled by Ms. Rachel. He may be only 11 months, but he is already learning words like “up”, “down” and “go.” At least she thinks so, it is hard to decipher the speech of a toddler.

I recommend the Ms. Rachel show on Netflix for babies, toddlers, and their mothers, and for horny old guys like me.

Dave Chappelle Attacked Onstage While Performing During ‘Netflix is a Joke’ Festival at the Hollywood Bowl

Stand-up comedy is a macho game, the comic prowls the stage like a lion stalking his territory. He glares at the audience, seeking to win them over with his verbal and mental artistry.

Political-correctness should be as foreign in a comedy club as chaste behavior is in a brothel. No word should be banned from a comedian’s lexicon, not even racial slurs. In fact, the only word that should be banned in a comedy club is the “N-Word”. Let me make it crystal clear that I don’t mean the word *igger but the artistically offensive “N-Word” substitution.  

A boxer wouldn’t tolerate a member of the audience jumping into the boxing ring during a match, and no stand-up comic worth his salt would tolerate a critic or heckler jumping up on the stage and attacking him. Both the boxer and the comic should beat the living daylights out of any interloper.

An idiot armed with a replica gun and a knife attempted to tackle comedian Dave Chappelle on stage during a performance for the Netflix Is a Joke Festival at the Hollywood Bowl. Chappelle is no Chris Rock, he and his security team and his celebrity friends, including Jamie Foxx and Busta Rhymes, proceeded to beat the hell out of the fool.

Chappelle is a man’s man, and a comic’s comic, and nobody will succeed in cancelling him, not Hollywood, and certainly not a moron who rushes the stage.

Winona Ryder’s Facial Expressions: A Soothing Balm For This Chaotic World! Video!

“Winona Ryder ended up becoming the most memorable attendant of the Screen Actors Guild Awards on Sunday after her hilarious series of expressive reactions to actor David Harbour`s speech swept the internet.

The actress, who stars alongside David in hit Netflix series `Stranger Things,` could not control her wide-reaching range of emotions when her co-star chose to deliver a rousing speech as the cast were given the award for Best Ensemble Drama.

Winona, 45, seemed somewhat unprepared for the actor`s powerful and moving speech and led viewers on the journey of her reactions with increasingly dramatic facial expressions.”

Fox News

There is but one item on my bucket list: Winona Ryder

Before I give up the ghost I want to spend one day and one night with Winona. That one transcendent day will more than compensate for a lifetime of disappointments and failures.

We would spend the entire day on a shoplifting spree, Winona would do all the shoplifting, and I would serve only as a distraction for the loss prevention officers.

That larcenous day would put a glow in my idol`s face, and it would render her in the perfect state of body and mind to knock boots with me all night long.

The kaleidoscope of facial expressions that Winona would make while we are engaged in an epic session of lovemaking would surely stop my heart, and at that point I wouldn`t care if I woke up in heaven or hell.

Until that glorious day when my wish is fulfilled, I have the video collage of Winona`s sexy and adorable facial expressions.

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