Author: robertpaulreyes

Packets of Heroin Feature Donald Trump’s Name and Face

“In one of the largest drug busts in Hernando County, Fla., history, Sheriff`s Office deputies netted 5,500 packages of heroin, some of which bore Donald Trump`s name and face on the wrapping.”

New York Daily News

I wonder what will be Donald Trump`s reaction when he read this article. I`m sure Trump is familiar with this news story, a self-obsessed person like him must google himself every morning.

Considering Trump`s litigious nature will he sue the drug dealer for trademark infringement? But Trump loves to see his name on everything, so maybe he will bail out the suspect instead.

Having Trump`s name and face on the wrapping serves as a warning that heroin is a deadly drug, if nothing else the drug dealer should be commended for truth in advertising.

Trump`s administration has been such a nightmare and he`s been in office for less than a month, by the end of his administration we`re all going to be shooting heroin as a coping mechanism.

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http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/florida-police-seize-thousands-packets-trump-branded-heroin-article-1.2965294

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Dude Orders Flowers For His Pooch, Wife Not Upset

 

“With Valentine`s Day around the corner, many people are plotting displays of affection for their significant others. But is there any bond that can top the one we have with our pets?

Lily Cardone`s dad, for one, is celebrating the superlative connection he`s got with his dog Sebastian. When flowers arrived at their Florida house, his wife expected them to be for her, but she was sorely mistaken.

Instead, they were a get-well gift for Sebastian, who was recovering from ACL surgery. `Sebastian, Feel better, you`ll be back in the game very soon. Love, Daddy,` it read.”

Refinery 29

I love my pooch, Mandy, but if she was recovering from surgery I wouldn`t send her flowers, for one thing she doesn`t care for flowers judging by the way she tears up the flower bed in my backyard. For another I wouldn`t want my friends and family questioning my sanity.

When the flowers arrived the wife thought they were for her, but she wasn`t upset when she discovered they were for the canine, in fact she posted pics of the flowers and the family pooch on Facebook.

But if this dude ever forgets to send his wife flowers for her birthday or wedding anniversary, I`m sure he will be in the doghouse. I can imagine his wife`s reaction: You sent a flower arrangement to the dog when he was recovering from surgery, but you forgot to send me flowers for our anniversary? Get the hell out of my house, you can sleep in the doghouse the next couple of nights.

Valentine`s day is right around the corner, hmm what should I get Mandy?

http://www.refinery29.com/2017/02/139428/man-orders-dog-flowers

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Chelsea Clinton Must Be Politically Destroyed By Any Means Necessary

Publicly Democrats are united in trying to undermine the Trump administration, but behind closed doors they`ve been debating the best way to move forward.

The Sanders/Warner wing of the party wants to double down on socialism light and present a populist agenda that will appeal to middle class and working class voters. The establishment/pragmatist section of the party is persuaded that Hillary Clinton`s center/left platform would have prevailed against Trump, if only she hadn`t been such an unappealing and ineffectual candidate.

Since her stunning defeat Hillary has mulled running for mayor of New York City and hosting her own TV show, but these trial balloons have been met with indifference, if not outright anger. Most Democrats want Hillary to simply go away, they recognize her as an old brand that doesn`t hold any attraction for Millennials.

But a small but influential segment of the Democratic Party doesn`t want to see the end of the Clinton dynasty, and they are hoping that Chelsea Clinton will run for office. Indeed, Chelsea has been attempting to raise her profile by attacking Trump on his favorite social media platform, Twitter.

The emergence of Chelsea Clinton as a viable candidate is the worst thing possible for the Democratic Party. Chelsea`s political ambitions must be nipped in the bud, she must be stopped my any means necessary. All factions of the Democratic Party must unite in fighting the Clinton loyalists, and doing everything possible to destroy Chelsea. I hate to be redundant but Chelsea must be politically destroyed!

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Trump on ‘Killer’ Putin: ‘Is Our Country So Innocent’? Trump is Spot On!

“President Donald Trump said he respects Vladimir Putin, and when an interviewer called the Russian leader `a killer,` Trump said the United States has many of them.`What do you think? Our country`s so innocent?` he told Fox`s Bill O`Reilly in an excerpt released by the network.”

Bloomberg

Donald Trump doesn`t speak in the language of diplomacy, he speaks his mind bluntly in black and white terms. He paints in broad strokes, and there are only primary colors in his palette — no shades of gray.

Twitter was custom-made for Trump`s speech, don`t expect his ideas and philosophy (such as it is) in policy papers. American politicians and foreign leaders need to accept the reality that Trump doesn`t do nuance or introspection.

Not to put too fine a point on it but Vladimir Putin is a dictator, however I do respect his patriotism and his strong and decisive leadership. What is wrong with anybody with a modicum of integrity and intelligence respecting Putin`s good qualities?

Liberals, of all people, should applaud Trump`s rejoinder when when Bill O`Reilly referred to Putin as a “killer.” Indeed, is America so innocent? I`m cognizant that Putin was the former head of the KGB, but former President George H W Bush was the former head of the CIA. The litany of crimes against humanity committed by the CIA is no less deplorable than those perpetrated by the KGB.

Trump on Putin:

I respect a lot of people, but that doesn`t mean I`m going to get along with him. He`s a leader of his country. I say it`s better to get along with Russia than not. And if Russia helps us in the fight against ISIS, which is a major fight, and Islamic terrorism all over the world – that`s a good thing.

What the hell is controversial about Trump`s assessment of Putin? Instead of demonizing and provoking a leader who is sitting on top of a nuclear arsenal that can destroy the world many times over, we should be seeking to work with him whenever our aims and goals align, such as in the war against international terrorism.

Many of Trump`s policies are misguided, but his desire to build a good working relationship with Putin is not!

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https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2017-02-05/asked-about-putin-trump-says-us-isn-t-so-innocent

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Donald Trump Protesters as Unhinged as Punxsutawney Phil Protester

“Punxsutawney Phil may have predicted six more weeks of winter, but a lone protester in Michigan is going viral with a dissenting message: Impeach the groundhog!

Tony Lapekas, clad in a top hat inspired by the ones worn by the famous groundhog`s handlers, stood on a Kalamazoo street corner Thursday while holding a pair of signs reading, `Impeach the groundhog!` and `#NotMyWeatherMan,` the latter of which featured a drawing of a groundhog with a line through it.”

UPI

This solitary man protesting Punxsutawney Phil`s weather forecasting abilities reminds me of the millions protesting Donald Trump.

Trump has been in office less than a month, and already there are millions protesting and calling for his impeachment.

While I agree that Trump is in way over his head, we should at least give him enough time for him to demonstrate his incompetence.

Punxsutawney Phil is not my weatherman; I prefer to have my inaccurate forecast delivered by my local meteorologist. But like it or not, Donald Trump is everybody`s president. In the multiverse there are an infinite number of people in other universes saying that in an alternate universe Trump is the president – we live in that alternate reality.

You can`t maintain a perpetual state of outrage, liberals need to accept the fact that Trump is the president of the United States, and they need to calmly and methodically plan how to thwart his most outrageous policies.

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Outrage: Obama Wears His Hat Backwards

“Pictures and video emerged on Wednesday of very cool dad Barack Obama wearing a backwards hat whilst heading to the beach, decked out in all black, wearing short shorts and flip flops.”

Mashable

The Internet, understandably, went bonkers over the photographs of cool and dignified former President Obama chilling out on vacation rocking a backwards hat.

Obama has been out of office for only a couple of weeks, and already he`s throwing presidential decorum to the breezy winds of the British Virgin Islands.

In a couple of months will Obama ditch his presidential mom jeans for saggy pants that expose his boxers? Will Obama tell his political advisers to take a hike, and replace them with his high school Choom Gang? The devolution of Obama is a frightful thing to behold, with Trump in the White House we need him to retain at least a modicum of respectability.

One more thought: The fashion police should arrest anyone over the age of 29 who flips his cap backwards.

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http://mashable.com/2017/02/01/obama-backwards-hat-vacation/#CLHDSgAmoqqT

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Winona Ryder’s Facial Expressions: A Soothing Balm For This Chaotic World! Video!

“Winona Ryder ended up becoming the most memorable attendant of the Screen Actors Guild Awards on Sunday after her hilarious series of expressive reactions to actor David Harbour`s speech swept the internet.

The actress, who stars alongside David in hit Netflix series `Stranger Things,` could not control her wide-reaching range of emotions when her co-star chose to deliver a rousing speech as the cast were given the award for Best Ensemble Drama.

Winona, 45, seemed somewhat unprepared for the actor`s powerful and moving speech and led viewers on the journey of her reactions with increasingly dramatic facial expressions.”

Fox News

There is but one item on my bucket list: Winona Ryder

Before I give up the ghost I want to spend one day and one night with Winona. That one transcendent day will more than compensate for a lifetime of disappointments and failures.

We would spend the entire day on a shoplifting spree, Winona would do all the shoplifting, and I would serve only as a distraction for the loss prevention officers.

That larcenous day would put a glow in my idol`s face, and it would render her in the perfect state of body and mind to knock boots with me all night long.

The kaleidoscope of facial expressions that Winona would make while we are engaged in an epic session of lovemaking would surely stop my heart, and at that point I wouldn`t care if I woke up in heaven or hell.

Until that glorious day when my wish is fulfilled, I have the video collage of Winona`s sexy and adorable facial expressions.

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http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2017/01/30/winona-ryder-mocked-for-facial-expressions-at-sag-awards.html

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Sharknado 5: The End of Western Civilization?

“Principal photography began on Sharknado 5 in Bulgaria Thursday, Syfy and The Asylum announced.

The latest installment in the over-the-top, creature-feature/disaster-picture franchise will once again star Ian Ziering, Tara Reid and Cassie Scerbo.

Sharknado 5, which sees the deadly weather phenomenon of shark-infested storms bombard cities around the world, will film in more than five countries.”

UPI

Sharknado was a slightly entertaining 2013 made-for-television disaster film about waterspouts that lift sharks out of the ocean and deposits them in the mean streets of Los Angeles – as if the City of Angels didn`t already have its hands full with gangbangers shooting innocent bystanders, homeless defecating and urinating in streets, and Hollywood starlets going bonkers.

It was difficult for critics and regular folks to hate Sharknado, it was what it was: A goofy, zany, over-the-top piece of fluff.

But the Sharknado franchise jumped the shark with its first sequel, nobody, absolutely nobody was clamoring for a sequel. We`re not talking the Jaws franchise, after the 2nd sequel film aficionados put out hits on the director, producer and stars of the Sharknado movies.

Enough is enough! When Sharknado 5 hits the small screens it just might trigger the Zombie Apocalypse, and I for one would be perfectly happy. I`d rather deal with brain-eating Zombies than CGI sharks.

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Donald Trump Takes Hair-Growth Drug

“President Trump takes medication for three ailments, including a prostate-related drug to promote hair growth, Mr. Trump`s longtime physician, Dr. Harold N. Bornstein, said in a series of recent interviews.

The other drugs are antibiotics to control rosacea, a common skin problem, and a statin for elevated blood cholesterol and lipids.

Dr. Bornstein, who spoke by telephone in four interviews over the past month, also said that Mr. Trump takes a daily baby aspirin to reduce the risk of a heart attack. Over all, he pronounced Mr. Trump healthy and his medical care as exactly up to date.”

New York Times

Baby hair is a very thin, soft, white, downy hair found on the body of a newborn baby and on top of Donald Trump`s scalp. Trump would be well-advised to go the Chuck Schumer route and undergo hair plug surgery instead of taking a drug that promotes the growth of baby hair.

I was under the impression that Trump`s unusual orange-tinted complexion was the result of fake spray tan, but if he`s suffering from rosacea he deserves my sympathy instead of my ridicule.

As for why Trump takes baby aspirin, maybe it`s not to reduce the risk of a heart attack, it could be that Dr. Bornstein, 69, is as demented as his patient, and prescribes it only because he`s thrown off by Trump`s baby hands.

The bad news is that the good doctor pronounced Trump in excellent health, we can`t count on the Grim Reaper taking him to hell before his term is over.

Read More: https://www.nytimes.com/2017/02/01/us/politics/trump-prostate-drug-hair-harold-bornstein.html?_r=0

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Hillary Clinton Writing Book of Personal Essays! Boring!

“Simon & Schuster will publish a collection of personal essays by Hillary Clinton this fall, the Associated Press reports. The inspiration is “favorite quotations she has drawn upon,” though it will also include some material on the 2016 presidential race.

Clinton is the author of several other books, including Hard Choices; Living History; Dear Socks, Dear Buddy: Kids` Letters to the First Pets; and It Takes a Village – the latter of which will be reissued this year.
Along with the personal-essay collection, the AP reports that she`ll be working with the speakers bureau Harry Walker Agency again.

As for the still-untitled book, it will presumably include a foreword by Katy Perry.”

NYMag.Com

Hillary Clinton has been in the public eye for decades, and we know everything about her politics, all-consuming ambition, and corruption, but we know next to nothing about her personal life.

Hillary is the least transparent politician in recent history, and I`m quite sure that her “personal essays” won`t reveal a kernel about her inner thoughts or her personal life. It would take a village of editors to persuade Hillary to reveal anything about her personal life.

Here are the essays that I wish would be included in her upcoming book:

Huma Abedin: The love of my life.

I will never get over the humiliation of losing to Donald Trump.

Webster Hubbell: The real father of my daughter Chelsea.

The dairy of a pantsuit-clad demented witch.

I got your server right here Mr. FBI director!

Life is too short to read even one boring essay from Hillary`s collection of essays, Katy Perry may be the only person to actually buy her book.

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http://nymag.com/thecut/2017/02/hillary-clinton-is-writing-a-book-of-personal-essays.html

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Study: Standing Up Straight Helps Cure Depression

“People with depression could see their condition improve if they adopt an upright posture.
That was the conclusion of a study by researchers at the University of Auckland, due for publication in the March issue of the Journal of Behavior Therapy and Experimental Psychiatry.

While previous studies have found that that sitting or standing up straight improves self-esteem and mood in healthy people, the new study sought to investigate whether people with mild-to-moderate depression would also experience a benefit.

Study co-author Elizabeth Broadent said: Compared to sitting in a slumped position, sitting upright can make you feel more proud after a success, increase your persistence at an unsolvable task, and make you feel more confident in your thoughts.”

Telegraph

You don`t have to be a rocket scientist or a behavioral psychologist to intuitively realize that maintaining an upright posture will brighten your mood and enhance your confidence.

We live in a Darwinian world and if we walk around with shoulders slumped and head hanging down, our colleagues, friends, and strangers will perceive us as losers, and they will treat us accordingly.

Even if life`s trials and tribulations have you down, walk upright as if you have a destination in mind, and people will treat you with respect.

You don`t need to hire a life coach or buy motivational tapes, if your life is on a downwards trajectory simply walk upright as if were walking into your mansion, and things are bound to improve.

I`m not freaking Oprah, Joel Osteen or Dr, Phil, and I ain`t gonna bore you with a tedious motivational speech. Allow me to summarize: Bitch stand up straight, and you won`t be treated like a punk.

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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/2017/01/31/standing-straight-could-help-symptoms-depression-study/

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Outrage: Obama Already Criticizing Trump

“Former President Barack Obama is criticizing President Trump`s immigration and travel ban issued on Friday, saying through a spokesman that he is “heartened by the level of engagement” over the weekend in opposition to the action.
`In his final official speech as President, he spoke about the important role of citizen and how all Americans have a responsibility to be the guardians of our democracy – not just during an election but every day,` Obama spokesman Kevin Lewis said a statement. `Citizens exercising their Constitutional right to assemble, organize and have their voices heard by their elected officials is exactly what we expect to see when American values are at stake.`

It is the first public comment from Obama since he left office just over a week ago and departed for a vacation in Palm Springs, Calif. In his final press conference, Obama signaled he would give the new president some deference, but that he wouldn`t hesitate to speak up if he believed the country`s core values may be at stake, including `systematic discrimination being ratified in some fashion.`”

NPR

Former President George W. Bush refrained from criticizing his successor, he didn`t want to undermine the office of the presidency. Even though Obama was enacting a liberal agenda that was anathema to his conservative philosophy, Bush bit his tongue, took up painting and kept a low profile throughout the eight years of the Obama administration.

Instead of paying it forward and giving President Trump time to get his administration off the ground, Obama is already doing his level best to undermine the administration of the new president. Is there anybody who`s surprised that Obama didn`t extend the same respect to Trump, that Bush extended to him?

Like most ideologues Obama thinks his political philosophy is the Gospel Truth, and that it`s incumbent upon him to educate his political opponents.

I`m not going to debate the merit of Trump`s executive order, this isn`t about right or wrong, it`s about respect and knowing when to shut the hell up.

I will never forget the time that I had dinner at a friends house, I went to the bathroom and and I dropped a huge log, that wouldn`t flush. Reminds me of Obama, after serving two terms as president, instead of retiring to Kenya, Hawaii or Chicago he stays in Washington, and he just can`t keep from putting in his two cents.

The American electorate will sooner or later realize that they elected a buffoon, we don`t need any self-serving comments from Obama.

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http://www.npr.org/2017/01/30/512487565/obama-criticizes-trumps-immigration-ban-heartened-by-protests

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Woman, 98, Teaches Yoga! You Go Girl! or Bitch Please?

“She is the `World`s Oldest Yoga Teacher` who, at age 98, still teaches five classes a week. But above all, Tao Porchon-Lynch is a poster child for health and positivity in a world obsessed by wellness and longevity.

The former model and Hollywood contract actress — who earned her title from Guinness World Records — still has a delicate, slender physique.
Once in the studio, she happily demonstrates yoga poses, even if she sometimes calls on one of her dedicated students to show off others.”

Yahoo

I`m not exactly lithe and limber, even in my prime I couldn`t touch my toes. I have nothing but respect for a 98-year-old woman who teaches yoga.

But I would by psychologically traumatized for life if a nonagenarian wearing Lululemon yoga pants demonstrated the Kapotasana yoga position before my tender eyes.

I`m sorry but if a yoga teacher is so old that when she is demonstrating a yoga position you wonder if she is displaying fine form or if rigor mortis has set in, it`s time for that yoga instructor to hang up her yoga pants for good.

Tao should be doing the downward-facing dog next to Jack LaLane performing calisthenics in heaven, her work here on Earth in done.

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https://www.yahoo.com/news/tao-98-old-poster-child-yoga-wellness-035323584.html

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Donald Trump’s Staff Warns Prince Charles Not to Lecture Trump About Climate Change

“Donald Trump and Prince Charles are reportedly engaged in a diplomatic row about climate change, which threatens to damage US British relations ahead of the new President`s first state visit to the UK.

The royal is a famously vocal environmentalist, who runs Duchy Originals, an organic food company. Conversely, President Trump is a loud climate change denier, who has claimed that global warming is a hoax invented by the Chinese.

Members of the Republican politician`s staff have warned that Prince Charles, Queen Elizabeth`s son, should not `lecture` him on climate change during the visit in case the fiery politician erupts in return, The Sunday Times reports. He has reportedly expressed a preference that the younger generation of royals, such as Prince Charles` sons William and Harry, meet him instead.”

Independent

It`s in the job description of the president of the United States that he must tolerate a lot of politically-correct speech when visiting European leaders.

But Donald Trump has a high aversion for political claptrap when it`s not emanating from his big mouth. I applaud Trump for putting Prince Charles on notice that he isn`t going to tolerate his climate change quackery.

Trump may be a buffoon, but he`s the leader of the Free World, and his pontifications carry a lot of weight. Prince Charles on the other hand, not to put too fine a point on it, is a useless piece of shi*, and nobody should be forced to listen to his climate change nonsense.

Trump is a political hurricane wreaking devastation at home and abroad, but I must admit sometimes he is a breath of fresh air.

Prince Charles would be well-advised to hold his tongue when he meets President Trump, the blowhard billionaire doesn`t put up with any jibba jabba.

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http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/donald-trump-prince-charles-climate-change-environment-uk-visit-queen-a7551701.html

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Joan Jett and Mary Tyler Moore: Strong Women Who Rocked the World

A cover of quintessential bad girl rocker Joan Jett performing Love Is All Around, the theme song to The Mary Tyler Moore Show, has resurfaced on social media.

Mary Tyler Moore was the girl-next-door who could turn on the world with her smile, and Joan Jett was the girl from the wrong side of the tracks who turned the rock world upside down with her snarl.

You wouldn`t think these women from different worlds would have anything in common, but they both embody “girl power.”

On the Mary Tyler Moore Show Moore played Mary Richards a producer in a male dominated world of a TV newsroom. Richards, a single career woman, wasn`t preoccupied with finding a husband, the focal point of the show was her occupation and her interaction with her colleagues.

Mary Tyler Moore was a successful businesswoman, writer and actress, and a role model for women. Her portrayal of Mary Richards inspired many women to become journalists, anchors and producers.

At the same time that Moore was smashing gender roles on the Mary Tyler Moore Show Joan Jett was smashing the conventional wisdom that rock was a man`s world, as a member of the all-girl rock group The Runaways. Jett went on to even greater success in the 80`s as the lead singer of Joan Jett and the Blackhearts.

Enjoy this video of Jett paying homage to Mary Tyler Moore by singing “Love is All Around” punk style.

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New Study: Dogs Love Reggae

“The Scottish SPCA and the University of Glasgow have published a paper which suggests music affects dogs` behaviour.

Researchers played a variety of music to dogs at a rehoming centre in Dumbarton and assessed physiological and behavioural changes.

Prof Neil Evans said the most positive behaviour changes were seen when the dogs were played reggae and soft rock.

All though these genres stood out, he said the study suggested each dog had its own music tastes.

The study suggested that dogs spent significantly more time lying and significantly less time standing when music was played, regardless of genre.”

BBC

I always have music playing whether I`m at work, on the road or at home, sometimes I even let music lull me to sleep. My pooch, Mandy, seems to approve of my musical tastes, she`s never barked in disapproval even when I indulge in a guilty pleasure like Abba. Although I suspect she may draw the line at soft rock, fortunately that genre is anathema in my home.

I have a library of hundreds of CD`s, my dog is used to an eclectic mix of music, but Bob Marley`s Greatest Hits is one of my favorite albums, and I play it at least once a week.

Catching some rays in my backyard while Bob Marley blares from my stereo with Mandy chilling by my side, that`s as close to heaven as I`ll get this side of eternity. Surrounded by empty bags of Doritos, the music transports us to a higher plane.

With a decent sound system, a loyal reggae loving pooch, and a stash you can survive a Zombie Apocalypse or the Trump administration.

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http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-38757761

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Doomsday Clock Moved Forward 30 Seconds Thanks to Donald Trump

“The keepers of the Doomsday Clock have moved the symbolic countdown to potential global catastrophe 30 seconds closer to midnight based on President Donald Trump`s comments on nuclear weapons and climate change.

The Bulletin of the Atomic Scientists, in a statement accompanying the move Thursday, cited wavering public confidence in the democratic institutions required to deal with major world threats.

The Doomsday Clock now stands at 2 minutes 30 seconds to midnight, the closest it has been since the 1950s.”

ABC News

I concur with the keepers of the Doomsday Clock that nuclear proliferation is an existential threat to humanity, but climate change is only a threat to Al Gore`s bank accounts.The more scientists speak truth to power and debunk the climate change hoax, the more money is siphoned from Gore`s substantial holdings.

We are eons from Reagan`s Morning in America, the midnight hour is quickly approaching thanks to Donald J. Trump. The president`s rants and ravings, usually conveyed on Twitter, could very well spark a global conflagration.

If Trump can be persuaded to cancel his Twitter feed the Doomsday Clock can be moved back to 3 minutes to midnight.

The world is going to end not with a bang or a whimper, but with a tweet.

Read More: http://abcnews.go.com/Technology/wireStory/scientists-move-doomsday-clock-30-seconds-closer-midnight-45084895

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Hillary Clinton For God’s Sake Give Up The Ghost!

“Former Democratic candidate Hillary Clinton may already be building a 2020 election platform, in the form of a talk show.

Ed Klein — New York Times bestseller and author of the controversial Clinton-focused book `Guilty as Sin` — posted quotes from someone he describes as a close Clinton source on Thursday, and the published excerpts indicate the Chicago native could be eyeing a new endeavor as a way to kickstart a 2020 election run.

`She thinks being the host of a popular TV show would energize the Democratic Party base and her tens of millions of fans,` continued the source. `It`s a way to make a comeback and position herself for another run at the White House starting in a year or so.`”

AOL

Hillary Clinton, the lackluster presidential candidate, doesn`t have the charisma to be a shill for a reverse mortgage company, let alone possess the talent and grace to host a TV talk show.

If Hillary hosted a TV talk show it would only be popular with frumpy feminists and geriatric lesbians.

The only way that Hillary can energize the Democratic Party is by setting herself on fire as a protest against the Trump administration.

F. Scott Fitzgerald was wrong; there are second acts in American Lives. But Hillary has already had too many chapters in her life; the only chapter that still needs to be written is an epilogue.

Hillary should live only in history books, not in today`s newspapers, for God`s sake woman give up the ghost.

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https://www.aol.com/article/news/2017/01/26/hillary-clinton-reportedly-mulling-talk-show-to-kickstart-2020-election-platform/21663644/

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New Fad In China: Fake Donald Trump Tweets

“In China, Twitter is blocked but fake tweets by @realdonaldtrump look set to become the latest internet sensation.

Online users are flocking to a new Chinese website that lets them generate images of fake tweets that look just like those sent by President Donald Trump`s distinctive personal Twitter account – replete with his avatar and a real-time timestamp.

Jike, the Shanghai-based startup running the website, says that in just four days, users have created more than a million fake @realdonaldtrump tweets in Chinese and English.”

New York Post

China is the source of 86% of the world`s counterfeit goods, according to the US Chamber of Commerce. Chinese authorities have absolutely no respect for intellectual property — now Donald Trump`s Twitter feed is being counterfeited. (Although I`m not sure that Trump`s Twitter account qualifies as intellectual property.)

Fake Trump tweets are more popular than fake iPhones and real dog meat dishes in China, it`s a fad that will most likely last as long as the Trump administration.

Trump`s real tweets are so outlandish — how do you parody Twitter messages that qualify as parody? I have a feeling that fake Trump tweets will be published in official Chinese publications, and nobody will be the wiser.

What an Orwellian nightmare we live in: Fake news, alternative facts, fake tweets!

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Was Donald Trump’s Bodyguard Wearing Fake Arms at the Inauguration?

“SOCIAL media is awash with sensational claims that one of Donald Trump`s bodyguards was wearing FAKE ARMS at the inauguration.

Astonishing footage appeared to show the rather stiff-looking security guard walking down Pennsylvania Avenue to the White House without moving his arms once.

Conspiracy theorists suggested he may have worn prosthetics so that his finger was poised ready to pull the trigger on the gun believed to be hidden under his coat.”

The Sun

Unlike mainstream news outlets like the New York Times and the Washington Post this Web site doesn`t traffic in fake news, this Web site does cover conspiracy theories for the edification and entertainment of our readers. Today I will delve into the mystery of Donald Trump`s Secret Service agent with the prosthetic hands.

Whenever you see the word “hand” in a headline about Donald Trump, his grotesque pudgy baby hands come to mind, but this article is about his bodyguard`s strange hands.

After writing over a dozen articles about Trump`s diminutive hands I consider myself an expert on the human hand, and I would bet my right hand that Trump`s guard was wearing a prosthetic arms. He was concealing a weapon under his jacket and his real hand was holding it with his trigger finger ready.

If you disagree with my theory that the Secret Service dude was wearing fake arms talk to the hand, I don`t want to read your emails or tweets.

Examine the video and judge for yourself.

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Snowflakes Are An Existential Threat To Our Democracy

“Snowflakes: An overly sensitive person, incapable of dealing with any opinions that differ from their own. These people can often be seen congregating in `safe zones` on college campuses.”

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Our colleges and universities are producing snowflake graduates who are incapable of dealing with the real world, years after they graduate they are still living in their parents` basement. Most of these wankers don`t even own automobiles, they can`t deal with the myriad microaggressions they encounter driving a mile to the nearest Starbucks.

A university degree is supposed to prepare a graduate for the dog-eat-dog adult world. In the crucible of an intellectual environment where they are exposed to many religious and political beliefs, by the time they graduate they will be secure in their own belief system. That`s the way it used to be, no more.

Today college students are so intellectually fragile and mentally feeble that they are susceptible to being traumatized by the slightest whiff of speech that`s not politically correct. The slightest microaggression or trigger they encounter will, pardon the phrase, trigger a state of disassociation.

Instead of kicking these snowflakes in the ass to motivate them to come to their senses, the professors and faculty coddle these morons and even go as far as to establish “safe zones” where free speech and common sense is banned.

When the Zombie Apocalypse finally arrives, I won`t attempt to reason with zombies or inquire why they are so agitated, I will simply blow them away with my sawed-off double barrel shotgun.

If snowflakes moves into your neighborhood don`t attempt to understand them, they have been indoctrinated beyond salvation. Before they can say “microaggression alert” or “trigger warning,” box their ears, and let them know in no uncertain terms that there is no safe zone for them in your neighborhood.

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Johnny Manziel Has Some Social Media Advice for Donald Trump

Yo @POTUS even I know to stay away from the notifications section on twitter. S— will drive you crazy, lead the country and let them hate.

Johnny Manziel

Johnny Manziel won the Heisman Trophy as a freshman, but too much drugs, booze, and an allegation that he assaulted his girlfriend led to an early exit from the NFL.

Trump has been counseled by pundits, politicians and preachers not to have such a thin skin, but he still responds to every slight with a barrage of venomous tweets.

Maybe Trump will listen to a fellow dumbass who also has a penchant for venting on his favorite social media platform.

When I first started posting my editorials online I received tons of emails, but since the advent of social media most of the feedback is on Twitter and Facebook, very few people take the time to write an email.

The first time someone called me a shi*head on Twitter it stung, but after being called an expletive a gazillion times, hateful tweets have all the sting of a lover whispering sweet nothings in my ear.

Yo Trump, heed Manziel`s advice: Turn of your Twitter notifications, in fact deactivate your Twitter account, and focus on leading our nation.

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Smugglers Disguise Packages of Marijuana as Watermelons

“U.S. Customs and Border Protection, Office of Field Operations at the Pharr International Bridge cargo facility discovered 3,000 pounds of alleged marijuana within a commercial shipment of fresh watermelons.

CBP officers utilized a non-intrusive imagining (NII) system along with the help of a canine team to locate the narcotics. CBP officers extracted 390 packages containing a total of 3,000 pounds of alleged marijuana concealed within the watermelon shipment.

U.S. Customs and Border Protection

In a perfect world there would be no need to smuggle marijuana, medical and recreational marijuana would be legal, and everybody from blue-haired grannies to blue-haired millennials would be growing weed in their backyard.

Needless to say we don`t live in a perfect world, we live in a dystopian society that wastes billions in a mindless “war on drugs” that targets minorities and enriches drug lords.

America would be a much saner and peaceful place if every American consumed a watermelon-sized package of cannabis on a yearly basis.

Smugglers are ingenious, they are always coming up with creative ways to smuggle marijuana and other controlled substances, but concealing the magic herb in a packages meant to look like a watermelons wasn`t one of their best ideas. Click the link at the bottom of this page to see the fake watermelons.

Reading an article like this that illustrates the insanity of the war on drugs is enough to make any sane person light up a joint.

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Donald Trump: Four Years of Tweets, Typos and Temper Tantrums!

I am honered to serve you, the great American People, as your 45th President of the United States!

Donald Trump tweet

The British and American spellings of the word “honored” are different, but if a British student or an American student employed the Trumpian spelling of the word his teacher would make him wear a dunce cap.

The tweet was quickly deleted and re-posted with the correct spelling, but not before Trump once again exposed his impulsive nature by posting a tweet without taking the time to use spell-check.

Maybe I am being unfair to Trump, if I was cursed with pudgy baby hands my tweets would probably also be full of typos. In any event, I`m certainly not surprised Trump misspelled “honored,” after all what the hell does he know about honor?

Dear God, four years of tweets, typos and temper tantrums!

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Kellyanne Conway’s Patriotic Inauguration Outfit Has Me All Hot and Bothered

Since 1998 I`ve posted thousands of articles online, and this is the first and last time I will write a fashion essay. Fashionista I`m not.

First Lady Melania Trump, a former model, wore a baby blue cropped jacket for her husband`s inauguration, losing Democratic candidate Hillary Clinton rocked a white pantsuit, but Kellyanne Conway, a senior aide to Donald Trump stole the show.

Kellyanne wore a $3,600 double-breasted Gucci coat that had social media in a tizzy; she was compared to Paddington Bear, Napoleon, a nutcracker, and Yankee Doodle`s bride.

It takes real balls to wear such an extravagant outfit; Kellyanne must tote a bowling bag to carry her balls.

A woman with confidence turns me on, even though Kellyanne is well past her prime, I would knock boots with the patriotic hottie in a New York minute.

Kellyanne was basically telling her haters: I`m down with “America First” and “Make America Great Again,” and if you don`t like it you can kiss my red, white and blue ass.

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