Author: robertpaulreyes

Outrage: Alabama Football Team Prays for Donald Trump at White House!

“Members of the University of Alabama football team prayed with President Donald Trump on Tuesday afternoon as they made their ceremonial visit to the White House as winners of the 2017-2018 College Football Playoff National Championship.

During the Trump presidency, visits by championship sports teams to the White House have seemingly been marred by the fact that some high-profile athletes haven`t made the trip to the executive mansion to protest the president.

However, the Crimson Tide`s visit to the White House on Tuesday to celebrate their 26-23 Jan. 8 victory over the University of Georgia could likely be remembered for the fact that a handful of players huddled around the president to pray for him and the administration.

According to WBRC sports reporter Christina Chambers, the prayer was the idea of Alabama punter JK Scott. Chambers reports that when the punter went to shake Trump`s hand following his ceremony, he asked the president if he could pray with him.”

Christian Post

The tradition of teams visiting the White House to celebrate their championship should take a hiatus during the Trump administration. Most football teams, whether amateur or professional, are predominantly African American, and it makes no sense for them to visit the White House, and thereby giving their stamp of approval to the racist Trump administration.

Instead of visiting the White House to celebrate their 2017 NBA championship, the Golden State Warriors toured the National Museum of African-American History and Culture with local Washington students.

Championship teams should follow the example of the Golden State Warriors and turn down invitations to visit the White House. However I`m not surprised that the University of Alabama football team made their ceremonial visit to the White House as winners of the 2017-2018 College Football Playoff National Championship. After all the state of Alabama is a Mecca for rednecks; Alabamians love football, pedophile senatorial candidates, and of course Donald Trump.

Not only did the Alabama football team visit the White House, but they huddled around the president, laid hands on him, and prayed for the racist bastard.

It would have been OK if players prayed for Trump to repent and turn away from his wicked ways. But I`m sure these wankers prayed a generic Christian prayer asking God to bless Trump and give him wisdom. Such bullcrap!

I`m going to pray myself, that next year the Crimson Tide won`t win the national championship.

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https://www.christianpost.com/news/alabama-football-team-prays-for-donald-trump-white-house-national-championship-ceremony-222797/

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Diamond and Silk’s Coonery and Buffoonery Resonates With Trump’s Racist Base

Lynnette “Diamond” Hardaway and Rochelle “Silk” Richardson known as “Diamond and Silk” are two of President Donald Trump`s most ardent African American supporters.

They take “coonery and buffoonery” to an absurd level, and their videos resonate with Trump`s racist base for the same reason that minstrel shows were very popular in the South in the early 19th century.

I can imagine white Trump supporters watching a Diamond and Silk video, laughing at their antics, and wondering why all black people can`t be hoodwinked so easily.

It sickens me that two black women shucking and jiving in support of a blatantly racist president garner millions of views on YouTube.

But YouTube and Facebook shouldn`t take any measures to censor or demonetize their videos. Coonery and buffoonery isn`t hate speech, and Diamond and Silk videos are protected free speech.

Facebook recently classified the videos produced by Diamond and Silk as “unsafe to the community,” and that had the practical effect of making their content on Facebook more difficult to access.

Their videos are an affront to the black race, and indeed all of humanity, but as I have previously stated their content shouldn`t be censored or restricted.

In the Facebook community there is enough bandwidth for pages that celebrate cats, promote human rights, defend liberty, advocate on the behalf of gays, lesbians and other minorities, and yes there is even space for pages where Uncle Toms can indulge in their coonery.

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Dude Stabs Woman With Steak Knife Because He Didn’t Like Texture of His Steak

“According to state police, 41-year-old Shannon Lynch was having dinner with a woman in a Bullskin Township home around 11 p.m. when the two got into an argument.

Police say Lynch `took offense to the texture of his steak` and began to assault the woman. During the assault, Lynch allegedly picked up a steak knife and stabbed the woman in the arm.

Lynch then left the house, and police say his current whereabouts are unknown.”

CBS Pittsburgh

I don`t want to make light of domestic abuse, but if I wait until almost midnight for my steak dinner, that damn steak better be cooked perfectly.

That woman had one thing to do, and one thing only: To cook that slab of meat to her man`s ideal standards, and she failed miserably.

Naturally homeboy took offense to the texture of his steak, and stabbed the woman in the arm with the steak knife.

I guarantee that the next time this woman fixes a steak dinner for her man, it will be cooked to his exact specifications. I can also guarantee that there will be a next time, stupid women rarely kick their violent boyfriends to the curb.

Naturally Lynch left the house after stabbing his date, what would be the point in staying, stabbing your date is an automatic conversation killer.

Read More:

http://pittsburgh.cbslocal.com/2018/04/07/fayette-county-steak-woman-stabbed/

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College Student Uses CPR She Learned From ‘The Office’ to Save Squirrel

“Michigan college student said she used a CPR technique she learned from NBC`s The Office to save the life of a drowning squirrel.

Central Michigan University student Natalie Belisto posted a video to Twitter showing her rescuing the drowning squirrel and later keeping it warm with a hair dryer.”

UPI

College students are post-millennial slackers who find comradery and security in their safe spaces, bur are ill fit to thrive in society. They are adept at finding Wi-Fi hot spots, but are totally clueless at changing a tire or cooking a meal.

But Michigan University student, Natalie Belisto, isn`t a useless wanker like her contemporaries, she used CPR to save the life of a drowning squirrel. Being a child of the Internet age, this heroic woman posted a video to Twitter showing her dramatic rescue.

Belisto learned CPR from “The Office,” a sit-com that aired from March 24, 2005, to May 16, 2013. This mockumentary has become a cult favorite, and is perhaps the most streamed series in Netflix`s history.

Fans of “The Office” feel an intimate connection with the series because it breaks the fourth wall, and the characters stare at viewers and talk directly to them.

Pam/Jenna Fischer might as well have spoken to Belisto from the boob tube: Save that squirrel! Just remember that episode when the Dunder Mifflin employees learned that a good tip for CPR is to do chest compressions to the beat of the Bee Gees song “Staying Alive.”

May that hapless squirrel stay alive forever!

May heroic Natalie Belisto stay alive forever!

May “The Office” stay alive forever!

Link to video: https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2018/04/06/College-student-uses-CPR-to-save-drowning-squirrel/6911523035873/?utm_source=sec&utm_campaign=sl&utm_medium=1

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Former Mexican President Vicente Fox is a Master at Trolling Donald Trump

Former Mexican President Vicente Fox is the undisputed master at trolling Donald Trump, he makes the likes of Rosie O`Donnell and Jimmy Kimmel look like rank amateurs in the art of getting under Trump`s orange skin.

On Good Friday (I realize Easter Week is over, but any Friday that Fox ridicules Trump is a Good Friday), he shared an image on Twitter of himself wearing a new Trump-trolling T-shirt. Click the link at the bottom of page.

The design depicts Trump as a baby who is building a wall from Lego bricks. There is a smoke symbol representing the stench emanating from his soiled diapers. Trump has a smug expression of his face, he`s oblivious that he stinks to high heaven. He`s just as oblivious that his wall is a fantasy that will never come to fruition.

The slogan on the shirt reads: Can`t Build a Wall if Your Hands are too Small! Not only are Trump`s hands too tiny to build a wall, but his brain is too small to conceptualize the herculean effort to build a $100 billion wall.

Fox has long ridiculed Trump`s promise to build a wall on the U.S.-Mexico border.

Viva Fox! You made my day, please continue to troll Trump, we hate him even more you hate the bastard.

Link to pic of anti-Trump shirt:

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/vicente-fox-donald-trump-t-shirt_us_5ac86ca7e4b09d0a1194003b

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Is Melania Trump Mocked More Than Any Other First Lady?

Conservatives have their MAGA panties in a twist over Jimmy Kimmel poking fun at Melania Trump`s Slovenian accent as she was reading a children`s book to children at the annual White House Easter Egg Roll event.

“Never stop exploring, cause life would be boring. Be clever be curious just like a cat. Ask lots of questions about this and that,” Melania read.

“Like dis and dat, ” the late night comic said, impersonating an Easter European accent and then joking to his sidekick, Guillermo Rodriquez, that he could be First Lady.

Melania should read that children`s book to her husband at bedtime, maybe it will encourage him to read instead of wasting time watching “Fox and Friends:`

I actually think Melania rocked when she was reading to the little kids, it sounded like she was channeling Snoop Dogg on “Nothing but a G Thang”:

It`s like dis and like dat and like dis and a-
It`s like dat and like dis and like dat and a-
It`s like dis, and who gives a fuc* about those?
So just chill `til the next episode.

In their alternate reality conservatives claim that no First Lady has been demeaned and mocked more than Melania. Bitch, please!

Michelle Obama caught holy hell from evangelicals for daring to bare her arms, while they remain mute about Melania`s softcore porn lesbian photographs from her modeling days.

I don`t make fun of Melania`s accent, good God English is her fourth or fifth language. But I do fault her for not raising her voice, in any language, to protest her husband`s misogyny, racism and bullying nature.

It`s like dis and like dat,

chill out bitches,

Donald Trump is the one we be aiming for.

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Trump’s Twitter Typos

Twitter is my favorite social media platform, and I fire off more than a dozen tweets on a daily basis. It`s easy to make a typo when I`m angrily responding to a tweet of someone blasting one of my articles, but unless it`s a flagrant typo I usually don`t bother to correct it. My pet peeve is anal-retentive wankers whose panties get in a twist over punctuation or typos in a tweet.

However I`m not the Leader of the Free World, and I have thousands not millions of followers. A typo on my Twitter feed will most likely go unnoticed, but a comma in the wrong place or a typo can cause an international incident if you`re the President of the United States.

I don`t think I`m being anal-retentive when I criticize Trump for his grammar-challenged and typo-ridden tweets. When Trump sends a tweet at an ungodly hour in the moment, he should wake up whoever he`s sleeping with and ask her to check his spelling, punctuation and grammar.

But then again even if Trump`s tweets were free of typos and punctuation errors, they are still the ramblings of a sick and twisted mind.

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Bizarre UK Police Sketch Breaks the Internet

“A British police department`s computer-generated sketch of a suspect is going viral thanks to the face`s unrealistic proportions.

Warwickshire Police tweeted a sketch of a man believed to have been involved in a distraction burglary in Stratford, England, in February.

The department said the sketch was based on the victim`s description, but commenters on Twitter suggested the sketch`s unusually large mouth and teeth made it more closely resemble a Snapchat filter than a real person`s face.”

UPI

After distracting the homeowner, burglars broke into her home and stole an undisclosed amount of money.

I can only assume that all the burglar with the huge mouth had to do was smile to distract the hapless homeowner, while his partner-in-crime snuck inside.

The computer-generated sketch was based on the description of the victim. Perhaps this woman has a fetish for men with a huge mouth, and all she could tell the cops was that the burglar`s mouth was a mile wide.

I can`t say I blame the befuddled woman, if a burglar with big boobs conned her way into my home, I would tell the police sketch artist: Dude her face was a blank, all I can remember is her incredible rack.

Needless to say this burglar will never be caught based on the police computer-generated sketch.

Pic of sketch:

https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2018/04/04/Police-departments-big-mouthed-suspect-sketch-goes-viral/1451522852189/?utm_source=sec&utm_campaign=sl&utm_medium=7

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Trump Tweets Thanks to Rasmussen Reports Poll

“President Trump took to Twitter on Tuesday and commented on a poll from conservative-leaning Rasmussen Reports that shows his approval rating at 50 percent, ahead of where former President Barack Obama was at the same point in his presidency.

`Thank you to Rasmussen for the honest polling. Just hit 50%, which is higher than Cheatin` Obama at the same time in his Administration,` Trump tweeted.”

AOL

If Fox News is the state propaganda organ of the Trump administration, Rasmussen Reports is the official White House poll.

The conservative-leaning Rasmussen is always an outlier, it makes you wonder if they only interview morons who`ve bought merchandise from the official Trump Store.

Although Trump`s ratings have been rising recently, most respectable polls show his approval ratings in the low 40`s.

Trump isn`t content to bask in the glow of the suspect Rasmussen poll, he can`t help but gratuitously insult Obama.

A man who`s cheated on all three of his wives, should think twice about labeling anyone as a cheater.

Polls are just a snapshot of history, but when all is said and done the history books will depict Obama as a good president, and Trump as an abomination.

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https://www.aol.com/article/news/2018/04/03/trump-my-approval-rating-hit-50-percent-higher-than-that-of-cheatin-obama/23401711/

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Robert Paul Reyes: My DNA Results

My mother was born in Mexico and my father was born in Venezuela, and I am cognizant that most Mexicans and South Americans are mestizos of mixed Spanish and Native American heritage.

Culturally and racially I identified as Hispanic, regardless how much the blood of my European conquerors may be in my DNA.

I was curious about the breakdown of my ethnic background, so I did what an increasingly greater number of people are doing: I took an Ancestry.Com DNA test.

I received my results today:

I`M 42 PERCENT EUROPEAN

Europe South: 26 percent

Europe West: 16 percent

I`M 32 PERCENT NATIVE AMERICAN

My DNA shows that I have ancestry from Native Americans that links me to these specific regions: Western and Central Mexico

OTHER REGIONS

Mali: 5 percent

Iberian Peninsula: 4 percent

Asia Central: 3 percent

Europe East: 1 percent

Africa: 1 percent

Finland/Russia: 1 percent

European Jewish: 1 percent

In light of the fact that I`m only 32 percent indigenous, and that I`m more European than anything else, you may be wondering if I still self-identify as Latino.

Hell yes, I have no intentions of marking the other field in any employment application.

Spanish was my first language, and my father was very proud of his Venezuelan ancestry, and he instilled in me a love for my Latino heritage.

My mother on the other hand, perhaps in an attempt to assimilate us into American culture, didn`t do anything to pass on Mexican traditions to her children.

Race isn`t just a biological construct, it`s a cultural thing, and it`s with great pride that I will continue to identify as Latino.

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Donald Trump, Melania Trump and the Easter Bunny

“President Donald Trump delivered another of his classic campaign rally speeches from the White House this morning, boasting about the economy and his build-up of spending on the military, with a giant pink-eared bespectacled bunny at his side.

Trump`s address was his way of commemorating the 140th annual White House Easter Egg Roll – a tradition that dates back to 1878

“This is a special year. Our country is doing great. You look at the economy; you look at what`s happening,” Trump told the large gathering of children standing below him on the White House lawn.”

Deadline

President Donald Trump delivered a campaign style speech from a balcony in the White House, he was flanked on one side by Melania Trump (looking as if she was sucking on a lemon), and on the other by a giant bunny.

Melania`s default expression is glum, the parade of porn stars and Playboy bunnies claiming to have knocked boots with the president is taking its toll. Not that I feel sorry for the former model, if she had a shred of integrity she would kick her hubby to the curb.

The appearance of the bespectacled bunny at Trump`s side lends the appropriate Alice in Wonderland atmosphere to the occasion. As far as I`m concerned Trump should never deliver a speech without the presence of the bunny, considered that all that emanates from his sphincter-shaped mouth is tomfoolery, inaccuracies and flat-out lies.

Trump was speaking to a large gathering of children standing below him on the White House lawn. I`m sure the kids weren`t paying any attention to him, their minds were on Easter eggs.

If only we were as wise as children, and didn`t pay any attention to Trump when he delivers a speech.

Read More:

http://deadline.com/2018/04/donald-trump-easter-bunny-campaign-rally-speech-white-house-egg-roll-video-1202356792/

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On UFOs

For millenniums, humankind has reported seeing UFOs in every continent, nation and village. The belief in UFOs in as universal as the belief in a Supreme Being, but faith in extraterrestrials who have never been captured on video or a photograph isn`t quite as accepted as faith in an invisible deity.

Cave men drew paintings on caves that depicted flying saucers and extraterrestrials, their descendants left us beautiful oil paintings of flying objects and unearthly creatures, and our generation takes photographs and videos of mysterious spacecraft.

No scientist has proven or disproven the existence of God, and no astronomer or cosmologist has proven or disproven the existence of extraterrestrial intelligent life.

Christians and Muslims base their faith in their respective Holy Scriptures, and UFO true believers point to grainy photographs and out-of-focus videos of UFOs to bolster their faith.

On Easter Sunday Christians celebrate the Resurrection of Jesus Christ as recorded in the Gospels, and ufologists harken back to Roswell as evidence that we have been visited by alien beings.

There are always miraculous healings and unexpected answers to prayers that believers cling to as an affirmation of their faith, and there are always news stories about UFOs that UFO believers cite as proof of the existence of extraterrestrials.

I have written many articles ridiculing UFO enthusiasts, but perhaps I should be more forgiving, if history teaches us anything, it`s that humankind needs to believe in something greater than ourselves, be it a Supreme Being or extraterrestrial beings.

Happy Easter and long live the memory of Roswell!

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Donald Trump Declares April National Sexual Assault Awareness Month

“President Donald Trump issued a proclamation Friday designating April as National Sexual Assault Awareness month.

According to the National Sexual Violence Resource Center, April has been Sexual Assault Awareness Month since 2001 in the United States. The move to issue a proclamation observing the month was first started by President Barack Obama in 2010, and the tradition has carried over into the Trump administration.

“Sexual assault crimes remain tragically common in our society, and offenders too often evade accountability. These heinous crimes are committed indiscriminately: in intimate relationships, in public spaces, and in the workplace,” the presidential proclamation from the White House states.

Over the past year, there has been a reckoning in the United States over sexual assault and harassment, particularly in the workplace, known as the #MeToo movement.”

CNN

This is not Fake News, an April Fools` Day joke or an SNL`s Weekend Update satirical report.

President Donald Trump really did issue a proclamation designating April as National Sexual Assault Awareness month.

Trump should demonstrate that he`s in on the joke by issuing a National Sexual Assault Awareness month poster depicting him wagging his finger with the caption: It`s Not Nice to Grab a Woman by the Pussy.

At least 19 women have accused Trump of inappropriate behavior ranging from sexual harassment and lewd behavior to sexual assault.

If Trump was serious about addressing this problem, that is endemic in our society, he would publicly apologize to these women.

But off course that will happen on the same day that Trump admits that he`s practically bald, and that he employs ten hairstylists to fix his elaborate combover from hell every morning.

Here`s a statement from the National Sexual Violence Resource Center on how we can mark National Sexual Assault Awareness month:

There are many ways to embrace one`s voice, from practicing or providing consent to speaking out against stereotypes or gender biases. This campaign will provide the tools and resources needed for individuals and communities to take actionable steps toward ending sexual violence once and for all. And it starts with recognizing the power of one`s voice.

We all have a unique role to play in prevention and changing the culture. When we reflect on and change how we think and talk about the issue of sexual violence and consent, we can create a culture of respect, equality, and safety. All of our voices have power. It`s time for everyone to find that voice and embrace it.

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https://www.cnn.com/2018/03/30/politics/donald-trump-national-sexual-assault-awareness-month/index.html

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Bullied Kid Adopts Kitty With Same Rare Eye Condition and Cleft Lip

“A 7-year-old boy who was bullied for the way he looks has adopted a cat with the same rare eye condition and cleft lip.
Madden Humphreys, from Oklahoma, was born with a bilateral cleft lip and palate, as well as different coloured eyes, known as heterochromia iridum.
His mother, Chriatina Humphreys, found out about a cat named Valentine who had the same conditions from birth.”
Independent

From an early age human beings ostracize, bully and ridicule anyone with a physical or mental defect, or anyone who is just quirky and don`t fit the mold.

This pack behavior in humans gives us a false sense of camaraderie, and as we torment the runt of the litter, we pray that people won`t discover a fault or defect in us that will focus their vitriol in our direction.

But animals are superior to humans in many ways, and a dog and even a cat will accept and love us for who we are, not what we look like.

The mother of this adorable little boy with different colored eyes traveled all the way from Oklahoma to Minnesota to adopt the cat who shares the same rare eye condition and cleft lip.

Madden and the kitten are inseparable, the little boy doesn`t feel so lonely anymore.

Children and pets are a great match, there`s a kitten or a puppy that will make the perfect match for your child at your local animal shelter.

Link to pictures and video of adorable little boy and cute as a button kitty:

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/bullied-child-adopts-cat-same-eye-condition-cleft-lip-madden-humphreys-moon-oklahoma-a8279361.html

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White Evangelicals Have Made Porn Kosher

“Conan O`Brien poked fun at President Donald Trump`s evangelical supporters over claims they are helping to bring porn into the mainstream on Tuesday.

The late-night comedian noted how some people were accusing evangelicals of normalizing porn due to their unwavering support of Trump, who allegedly had an affair with porn star Stormy Daniels in 2006.

`In response, evangelicals say: We`re in favor of any situation that makes people scream, `Oh, God,` O`Brien quipped.”

Huffington Post

White evangelical leaders have given President Donald Trump a mulligan over his sexual fling with porn star Stormy Daniels, thereby reducing watching porn to a venial sin, and giving born-again Christians a holy dispensation to watch porn.

If an evangelical mother catches her son watching the sexual acrobatics of Stormy on his cell phone, she`d better not say a damn word.

Conan O`Brien is spot-on, Trump`s evangelical supporters have brought porn into the mainstream.

White evangelical leaders and their followers engaged in a holy crusade to support Trump`s presidential candidacy even though he was caught on tape bragging about grabbing women by their genitals. No longer is it a sin to support a politician with dozens of credible accusations of sexual harassment against him.

White evangelical leaders supported pedophile Judge Roy Moore with a holy fervor, thereby bringing child molestation into the political mainstream. No longer can a senatorial candidate be dismissed out of hand simply because he trolled middle schools and high schools for young girls.

White evangelicals have given their tacit support for every kind of sexual sin under the sun, well maybe not every sexual sin. Had Moore been accused of molesting Boy Scouts, evangelicals would tear him limb from limb. And if Donald Trump was caught having sex with Mike Pence in the Lincoln Bedroom, evangelicals would demand that the sodomite be impeached.

It is imperative that the few evangelicals who haven`t sworn allegiance to the antichrist figure of Trump join other true Christians, and Americans of other faiths and no faith in denouncing Trump, and calling for his impeachment.

Read More:

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/conan-obrien-donald-trump-porn-mainstream_us_5abb94cbe4b03e2a5c780222

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Why do Dogs Always Look So Guilty?

When I come home from work and find my curtains shredded or a hairball on my bed, I shoot an angry glance at my cats, but they don`t express any remorse, and look at me with total indifference.

But when I find my shoe torn to shreds my pooch, Mandy, looks as guilty as sin. Dogs would make horrible poker players, while felines would make a killing at the game.

Mandy looks guilty even when she hasn`t done anything wrong, guilt is their default expression.

We love canines because they are so transparently honest, they can`t get away with anything.

There are a gazillion and one videos on YouTube depicting dogs acting as guilty as hell:

Visit your local animal shelter, and you will fall in love with a guilty-looking puppy that you won`t be able to resist from adopting.

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Would You Buy a Naked Donald Trump Statue for $20,000?

“A statue of a naked Donald Trump is going on the auction block.

Julien`s Auction says the sculpture is the last statue remaining that was not vandalized or destroyed when it was displayed along with others in New York, San Francisco, Los Angeles and Cleveland in the weeks before the Republican was elected president.

The auction house estimates the statue, which was created by the West Coast anarchist collective INDECLINE, will sell for $20,000 to $30,000.”

St. Louis Post-Dispatch

The anatomically-correct Donald Trump statues elicited shock, rage and disgust when they were erected in several cities around the United States in 2016. There was no security to protect the works of art, and needless to say they were an irresistible targets for vandals. There is an unconfirmed report that a toddler broke his baby tooth biting off the presidential pecker of one of the monstrosities. Only one Donald Trump statue has survived, relatively intact, and it has been put up for auction.

Donald Trump always travels with a Secret Service detail, he is the best protected politician in the world. But if the orange buffoon wasn`t surrounded by bodyguards, he would meet the same fate as his statues. An outraged citizenry would pluck his hair (one by one), tar and feather him, and ride him out of town on a rail.

Who would buy this abomination? A Satanist might find use for the statue in one of their rituals, but a regular person could park it on the porch for Halloween, and use it as a scarecrow for the rest of the year.

I wouldn`t buy the damn thing, the real Trump is already giving me enough nightmares.

Read More:

http://www.stltoday.com/news/national/naked-donald-trump-statue-going-up-for-auction/article_22849c66-e2d3-5eb3-ae66-a3d0ef272a85.html

Wanker Found Guilty of Hate Crime After Making Video of Dog Giving Nazi Salute

“A man who filmed a pet dog giving Nazi salutes before putting the footage on YouTube has been convicted of committing a hate crime.

Mark Meechan, 30, recorded his girlfriend`s pug, Buddha, responding to statements such as `gas the Jews` and `Sieg Heil` by raising its paw.

But police were alerted and he was arrested for allegedly committing a hate crime.

The original clip had been viewed more than three million times on YouTube.”

BBC

In America there is a fascist mindset, especially in academia, that considers not just Nazi ideology but any conservative viewpoint hate speech that shouldn`t be protected under the First Amendment.

I`m more liberal than conservative, but I believe that even controversial conservative or libertarian trolls like Milo Yiannopoulos and Ann Coulter have a constitutionally-protected right to lecture in universities.

I find it abhorrent when televangelists demonize gays, politicians sing the praises of the NRA, and pundits promulgate the lie that Donald Trump is a great president, but all of these views deserve to be heard in a university campus, where diversity of thought should be the default mode of education.

In the UK and Europe we see what happens when unpopular speech is branded as “hate speech” and is treated as a crime.

To post a video on YouTube depicting a dog responding to statements such as “gas the Jews” and “Seig Heil” by raising its paw in a Nazi salute, is ridiculous, abhorrent, disgusting, and incomprehensibly cruel to the victims of Hitler`s Germany, but it shouldn`t be a crime.

A democracy will survive a professional agitator like Milo speaking in a university, and it will survive dozens of racist videos posted on YouTube.

A democracy has really gone to the dogs when a wanker is convicted for posting a silly, but patently racist video.

Read More:

http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-43478925

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Moose the Snoring Pooch is an Internet Sensation

When a human snores he is oblivious to the racket hes making, and he sleeps like a baby while waking up everyone in the household. The only cure for snoring is duct tape for the snoring son of a gun, or earplugs for his longsuffering partner.

Click the link at the bottom of the page to see a sleeping pooch wake himself up with his gentle snoring.

Moose, a mutt who happens to be an emotional support animal, sleeps with his owner, and I doubt he has ever woke her up with his soft snoring.

Moose has a smile on his face as he sleeps next to his owner, and his owner, Alexis Waclawski, is also smiling.

Waclawski rescued Moose from the humane society, and he is registered as an emotional support animal to aid her with anxiety and depression. The dog underwent six weeks of training before he was certified as a therapy animal. But truth be told from the moment a puppy is born he is an unofficial emotional support animal.

My pooch, Mandy, would probably flunk obedience school, but she`s been an excellent emotional support pet for the last decade.

There is an emotional support puppy waiting for you at your local animal shelter, he will help you deal with the trials and tribulations of life. What are you waiting for? Adopt a puppy today!

Moose, the snoring pooch, has become an Internet sensation garnering over a million views. Check out his video:

http://www.toledoblade.com/local/2018/03/20/Snoring-dog-Rossford-resident-reach-millions-on-Twitter.html

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Let’s Pray There Isn’t a Sex Tape of Stormy Daniels and Donald Trump

Only days before porn star Stormy Daniels` interview is scheduled to be broadcast on 60 Minutes to discuss her sexual affair with President Trump, her attorney tweeted a photo of a CD inside an opened safe, suggesting she has photos or videos.

In a caption accompanying the tweet, attorney Michael Avenatti writes: “If `a picture is worth a thousand words,` how many words is this worth?????

If you thought the Hulk Hogan sex video was disgusting and revolting, imagine a sex tape of Daniels and the Orange septuagenarian.

Imagine the consequences of a sex tape of Stormy and Trump being leaked online: Millions would retch is disgust, and a portal into hell would be ripped open.

I want to see Trump ruined and removed from office, nevertheless for the sake of the mental health of humanity I hope the CD only contains images of Stormy and Trump holding hands.

Jim Carrey`s latest painting depicts Trump and Stormy doing the nasty, and I will need therapy for the rest of my life. If I saw a video of them having sex I would probably kill myself.

A presidential seal covers Trump`s genitals, actually Carrey could have painted a presidential pin to cover his presidential junk. The caricature depicts Daniels pulling on Trump`s hair, revealing his bald spot. God I can`t go on with the description, if you want to see the damn thing, click the link at the bottom of the page. But for the love of God don`t blame me if you are traumatized.

Link to dreadful cartoon depicting Trump knocking boots with Stormy:

http://people.com/movies/jim-carrey-draws-donald-trump-having-sex-amid-stormy-daniels-controversy-fifty-shades-of-decay/

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Boxing Match Between Donald (Tiny Hands of Thunder) Trump and Crazy Joe Biden

At the University of Miami`s “It`s On Us” rally, aimed at creating an environment where sexual assault and gender-based violence is unacceptable, former Vice President mused about going Neanderthal on President Donald Trump (I guess Crazy Joe is OK with same-sex violence):

“A guy who ended up becoming our national leader said, `I can grab a woman anywhere, and she likes it.

They asked me if I`d like to debate this gentleman, and I said `no.` I said, `If we were in high school, I`d take him behind the gym and beat the hell out of him.`
I`ve been in a lot of locker rooms my whole life. I`m a pretty darn good athlete. Any guy that talked that way was usually the fattest, ugliest SOB in the room.”

Noted counter-puncher Trump delivered a rapid-fire response on Twitter:

“Crazy Joe Biden is trying to act like a tough guy. Actually, he is weak, both mentally and physically, and yet he threatens me, for the second time, with physical assault. He doesn`t know me, but he would go down fast and hard, crying all the way. Don`t threaten people Joe!”

Can you imagine a boxing match between these demented septuagenarians?

Each round would last 30 seconds following by a five-minute bathroom break.

Trump would demand oversized boxing gloves to compensate for his tiny hands.

Instead of a traditional cut man who treats boxers for cuts and bruises during the breaks between rounds Trump would have a tan man to slather on fake orange tan, and Biden would employ a Rogaine man to tend to his hair implants.

Pervert Biden who never misses an opportunity to kiss, fondle and otherwise molest little girls would hire prepubescent cheerleaders to cheer him on at ringside, and Trump would invite Ivanka to sit on the front row and blow kisses at him.

Instead of a referee the fight would be officiated by a medical doctor.

Both fighters would be clad in black shorts, to hide their soiled diapers.

We feel ripped-off when a highly anticipated pay-per-view boxing match ends after only a couple of rounds, but if this epic match between Trump and Biden ends after only a minute because both combatants died of a heart attack, I don`t think a soul would complain.

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Melania Trump Acknowledges Irony of Her Stance Against Cyberbullying

“First lady Melania Trump, wife of one of the most prolific Twitter agitators, acknowledged criticism of her stance against cyberbullying during an event on the topic Tuesday with technology leaders.
`I`m well aware that people are skeptical of me discussing this topic,` Trump said in her opening remarks during the cyberbullying summit at the White House. `I have been criticized for my commitment to tackling this issue and I know that will continue.`
The remarks appeared to address the contrast between her position against verbal attacks online and the fact that her husband, President Donald Trump, has frequently used Twitter to deride and mock his detractors.”
Politico

The Constitution doesn`t assign any political assignments to a First Lady, to make themselves useful every First Lady adopts a non-controversial pet project. Barbara Bush helped AIDS awareness, Rosalyn Carter became an advocate for refugees, Michelle Obama took on child obesity, and Melania Obama has made cyberbullying her cause.

Melania could have chosen world peace, the opioid epidemic, racial inequality or a hundred other causes, what on Earth compelled her to choose cyberbullying, when her husband is the biggest cyberbully in the world?

Melania embracing online abuse as her pet cause makes as much sense as Stormy Daniels choosing the pernicious effects of pornography on society as her favorite issue.

Melania addressed the elephant in the room and acknowledged that people are skeptical of her discussing that subject. Damn Skippy we are skeptical, Melamnia could raise worldwide awareness of the issue if she publicly condemned her husband for viciously berating his critics on Twitter. If Melania wants to take meaningful action against cyberbullying she should crush her husband`s tiny fingers or flush his cell phone down the toilet.

Despite the criticism Melania insists that she will continue her crusade to make the Internet a safe place for children. Melania is wasting her time, she has absolutely no credibility. What`s she going to do next, become an advocate for survivors of sexual harassment and sexual assault?

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MARCH 2018 ARCHIVES PAGE TWO

https://robertpaulreyes.com/march-2018-archives-page-two/

Two White Women Break the Internet by Eating Mayo out of a Jar

“Concessions at professional sports games can get pricey, so it`s not surprising when fans choose to smuggle in their own snacks.

What was surprising was the snack two Kings fans chose during Monday night`s game: straight-up mayonnaise, apparently.

Captured on TV broadcast as the Kings hosted the Detroit Pistons, two women appear jovial as they take turns eating spoonfuls of what appears to be mayo. The condiment crusader proudly displays the jar, label out, for the camera to see. Then, she offers the jar to her Kings-hat-wearing companion, who tries the stuff with no hesitation, shrugs and then appears to say, `It`s OK.`”

Sacramento Bee

Hot sauce is my favorite condiment, I pour it over my eggs, sandwiches, soups, and just about everything else, and maybe I shouldn`t poke fun at white people`s love of mayo. But ridicule is the coin of the realm online, so here`s my two cents worth:

Mayo is the condiment of choice of white people, they gross out civilized people by ruining perfectly good sandwiches by slathering the semen-like substance all over them.

Mayo is a condiment, it was never intended to be a snack or a meal, but two white women ruined everyone`s appetite by taking turns eating spoonfuls of the nasty stuff out of a jar.

The sadist operating the Jumbotron should be summarily fired, the fans who were there on that fateful night will need therapy for the rest of their lives.

Black folks would never defile a sandwich by smearing it with mayo, and the NBA is about 85% black – weren`t these two white devils aware they were in an NBA arena?

Some folks are trying to justify this abomination by speculating that perhaps it was pudding or ice cream in the mayo jar. I don`t care if the mayo jar was full of delicious ice cream, the sight of anyone eating mayo out of a jar will cause any civilized individual to retch.

The NBA needs to take immediate action and ban these two wicked women, for the rest of their miserable lives, from all NBA arenas.

Link to video: http://www.sacbee.com/sports/nba/sacramento-kings/article206068174.html#storylink=cpy

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Jeff Bezos Walks His Robotic Dog! The Singularity Is Right Around the Corner!

“Jeff Bezos kicked off Amazons annual robotics conference with a scene straight out of a science-fiction movie.

Amazon began its annual invite-only MARS conference on Monday. The conference is dedicated to machine learning, home automation, robotics and space exploration.

Bezos posted a photo on Twitter posing with the dog-like Boston Dynamics robot, and wrote, “Taking my new dog for a walk at the #MARS2018 conference.”

The robot, named SpotMini, has become popular on the internet after unsettling videos of it learning how to open doors went viral on YouTube. Some viewers tweeted their fear that the robot would end all humans.”

CNBC

There is nothing more heartwarming than watching a man walking his dog. A man and his canine companion walking in quiet tandem speaks volumes about the innate goodness of life.

The photograph of Bezos walking with his robot dog is horrifying, it`s an omen of humankind`s eventual enslavement to artificial intelligence.

Bezos posted this fear-inducing image on Twitter, this misanthrope takes pleasure in the rise of the machines.

Bezos` robotic dog has learned how to open doors, soon SpotMini Version II will lock you out of your home, consigning you to the doghouse.

I certainly don`t advocate violence against anyone, but I must confess that I fantasize about going low-tech on Bezos and flattening him and his steel hound from hell with a bulldozer.

Pic of Bezos walking his infernal dog:

https://www.cnbc.com/2018/03/19/jeff-bezos-took-boston-dynamics-robot-dog-for-a-walk-at-mars.html

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Jim Carrey’s Painting of Sarah Huckabee Sanders is a Masterpiece

“Jim Carrey, who says he began painting six years ago to heal a broken heart following his split from Jenny McCarthy, primarily paints in his studio in downtown Manhattan, and his art has been featured in a number of galleries, including the Wyland Galleries in Waikiki, Hawaii, and Lake Tahoe, California.

Since November, around the one-year mark under President Trump, Carrey has been busy creating satirical cartoons of the Trump administration and the Republican congressmen under his sway-and then tweeting them out to his 17.9 million followers.”

The Daily Beast

Jim Carrey was a comic god in the late 1990s and 2000`s, his slapstick stand-up performances and his energetic comedic movies earned him a legion of fans.

But truth be told Carrey hasn`t had a hit in decades, it`s a miracle his shtick enjoyed such lasting power. I was an early fan of Carrey, but today I`d rather be hit over the head with a sledgehammer than endure more than five minutes of his stand-up routine.

Fortunately, Carrey didn`t disappear from the spotlight when his movie career went kaput, he`s enjoyed a second career as a painter.

You wouldn`t expect a slapstick comedy star to turn into a classical painter, and indeed he hasn`t, his panting style can best be described as satirical caricatures.

Carrey is a genius in his chosen style, and lately he`s focused on painting Trump and his henchmen.

His piece de resistance is a painting of Press Secretary Sarah Sanders. He shared his painting of Sarah without naming her. The caption under her painting read:

This is the portrait of a so-called Christian whose only purpose in life is to lie for the wicked. Monstrous

Beauty may be in the eye of the beholder, but I daresay that 99 out of 100 men would agree that Sanders is butt ugly. It wouldn`t be entirely accurate to label Carrey`s depiction of her a caricature, because in real life she looks like a caricature.

White evangelicals have their feces-encrusted thongs in a twist because Carrey called her a “so-called Christian,” but that`s an accurate description for all white evangelicals.

Sanders is a malignant tumor who daily excuses, justifies and flat-out lies on behalf of the most evil and unchristian steaming pile of dung to ever sit in the Oval Office.

Carrey`s depiction of Sanders is a masterpiece, it perfectly captures her demonic essence.

I hope Carrey enjoys as long a period of fame as a painter as he enjoyed as a comedy star, especially if he continues to paint members of the Trump administration.

Link to the pic of the most evil woman in Washington:

https://www.thedailybeast.com/jim-carreys-satirical-cartoons-skewering-the-trump-administration-and-soulless-gop?source=twitter&via=mobile