Bill Clinton a Better Man After Acquittal, Donald Trump a Worse Human Being!

Two decades ago, after being acquitted by the Senate of the charges of lying under oath to a federal grand jury and obstructing justice the normally loquacious President Bill Clinton read a very short statement in the Rose Garden. Clinton was contrite, apologetic and introspective and he said he was humbled and very grateful for the prayers he had gotten from millions of Americans and called for the country to come together.

After President Donald Trump was acquitted of charges that he abused his power and obstructed Congress to aid his own re-election, he reacted in a polar opposite way of the chastened Clinton.

Let’s just say that the stable genius doesn’t do contrition, introspection or apologies. A triumphant, vindictive and petty Trump held court for over an hour in the East Room of the White House before his sycophants and enablers.

Trump did everything but issue an executive order that he would emasculate lead impeachment manager Adam Schiff and banish Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi from Washington D.C. In his stream-of-consciousness rant Trump thanked his most servile supporters and lambasted his fiercest critics, foreshadowing that he will spend the rest of his term exacting revenge.

In the aftermath of the bitter impeachment fight Clinton called for the country to come together, while Trump’s East Room rant only served to further polarize and divide a fractured democracy.

Republican Senators saved Trump from the fate that the deserved: removal from office. It’s now up to the electorate to do the right thing and throw the vengeful racist out of office.

Photo of Donald Trump’s Orange Face Shocks and Horrifies a Nation

“Donald Trump recently became a laughing stock after a photographer uploaded a photo of him seemingly with orange makeup all over his face.

Photographer William Moon snapped a photo of the POTUS after he arrived at the White House after his trip to North Carolina. Since Trump was walking outdoors and the wind seems to be gushing at that time, his hair was blown up.

The picture also revealed that Melania Trump’s husband really has orange makeup all over his face, and the upper part of his head didn’t have any. As such, part of Trump’s forehead looked too white compared to the other parts of his face.”


An athlete experiences an afterglow, a sense of fulfillment, accomplishment and excellence after setting a personal or team record. He radiates as he steps up to the microphone to express his feeling of elation, and we all bask in his happiness and success.

Donald Trump is certainly no athlete, but the grotesquely obese septuagenarian experienced a significant political victory, he got away with abuse of power and obstruction of Congress thanks to his loyal sycophants in the Senate.

As a result, the stable genius is beaming with an afterglow that makes his orange face look like an evil jack-o-lantern that just rolled out of the pit of hell.

Photographer William Moon snapped a photo of Trump that captured him in the afterglow of his acquittal, he looked like a toddler who had just smeared his mother’s makeup all over his face.

Which begs the question: can’t a billionaire and the Leader of the Free World afford to hire a professional makeup artist or a mortician to apply his makeup?

Which also begs the question: Does a prostitute who services Trump need a paper bag to cover his face and a magnifying glass to find his manhood?

Grotesque pic of Trump in his afterglow glory:

An Emboldened Trump Has Only One Setting Now: Full-on Crazy

The first three years of the Trump administration have been chaotic, corrupt — well just plain crazy.

Trump was emboldened after the impact of the Mueller Report fizzled out after Special Counsel Robert Mueller’s unsteady (I’m being kind) performance before the House Judiciary Committee and Attorney General William Barr’s disingenuous spin of his report declawed the Democrat’s attempt to rid the nation of history’s most incompetent, corrupt and ineffectual president.

One day after Mueller’s weak performance before Congress Trump made his fateful phone call to Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky, in which he repeatedly sought his help in an attempt to damage Trump’s political rival, Democratic presidential candidate Joe Biden.

Now that the stable genius has been acquitted by his sycophants in the Senate who wouldn’t find him guilty if he crucified the Pope on Fifth Avenue, he will be fully unplugged for the remainder of his term.

Trump began his “I’m Exonerated and Nobody Can Stop Me” tour with his deplorable antics at the National Prayer Breakfast. The short-fingered vulgarian denigrated the faith of Mitt Romney and Nancy Pelosi while the assembled people of faith remained mute and fiddled with their rosaries or leafed through their Bibles.

Trump’s disgraceful and ungodly performance at the National Prayer Breakfast was just a warmup for his batshit crazy stream-of-consciousness airing of grievances at his exoneration celebration in the East Room of the White House

Trump has banished all the adults from the White House and there’s nobody left except sycophants and enablers with brown noses and skinned knees. There are no guardrails and we are in for a hell of a roller coaster ride that will leave us all vomiting and begging the Almighty to put us out of our misery.

Jim Carrey is Spot On, Donald Trump is a Bloviating Bag of Flatulence

Gifted thespian and talented cartoonist Jim Carrey recently announced that he would stop posting cruelly comical caricatures of the buffoonish con artist, Donald Trump, on Twitter.

I will miss Carrey’s artwork, but thank God that he’s still using his comedic talents to ridicule the racist-in-chief.

Pontificating on the importance of making people laugh, Carry told Stephen Colbert:

“It gives us a break from the obstreperous, bloviating bag of flatulence that is trying to take the city on the hill and turn it into a Dutch oven. We don’t’ have to pull the covers over our head and breathe deeply the ambrosia of evil.”

Comedy is at times profane, non-politically correct and outrageous, but it is a breath of fresh air that helps us persevere, especially in these dark times under the Trump regime.

If I were a cartoonist and I was instructed to draw a fart as a character for an adult-themed cartoon show I would draw Donald Trump. With his double chin, orange complexion and especially his sphincter-shaped mouth he looks like a fart.

Whenever I see Trump speaking on TV, I unconsciously cover my nose because I expect nothing but noxious nonsense and rancid racism to emanate from his pie hole.

Carrey is spot on; Trump is indeed a bloviating bag of flatulence and he’s made such a mess that his stink will linger long after his term ends.

Mike Pence, Mike Pompeo and most members of Trump’s administration have a brown nose, testament to the fact that they enjoy sniffing deeply the ambrosia of evil.

But I can’t wait until it’s Morning in America again, and we can breathe freely without choking on the moral pollution spewing from the Trump White House.

Trump Blasted for Childish National Anthem Antics During His Super Bowl Party

President Donald Trump was lambasted after video footage depicted him acting the fool as the national anthem played during a Super Bowl party at his West Palm Beach golf resort.

The millionaires and socialites around Trump stood solemnly with their hands over their hearts, cognizant that whenever they’re in the company of the president there’s a good chance there’s a camera somewhere recording their behavior.

Even Trump’s 13-year-old son had his hand over his heart wile his father fidgeted, waved his hands in the air like he just didn’t care, pointed at people, and pretended to conduct the music.

Word to the stable genius: When your hands resemble those of a toddler don’t bring attention to them by pretending to be a conductor.

I must admit that my hand wasn’t over my heart when Demi Lovato was singing the national anthem, but I’m not the President of the United States and no cameras were focused on me. I never blasted black NFL players as “sons of bitches” for taking a knee during the national anthem to protest racism and police brutality.

Americans expect a modicum of respect and patriotism from the president when the national anthem is being played, especially from a politician who wraps himself in the American flag.

Trump can withstand the criticism; he’s overjoyed that the team from the liberal city of San Francisco lost while the team from the conservative Great State of Kansas won.

Donald Trump Makes Fun of ‘Mini Mike’ Bloomberg’s Height

President Trump went after ‘Mini Mike’ Bloomberg in a series of tweets early Sunday morning and suggested the former New York mayor would need to stand on a box during a Democratic presidential debate.

‘Mini Mike is now negotiating both to get on the Democrat Primary debate stage, and to have the right to stand on boxes, or a lift, during the debates,’ the president posted on his Twitter account in the last of three postings about 5-foot-8 Michael Bloomberg. ‘This is sometimes done, but really not fair!’

The New York Post

If your mouth resembles a syphilitic sphincter, you’d be well-advised not to point your stubby fingers at someone else’s physical imperfections. But Trump isn’t well-equipped to battle anyone intellectually, his diseases mind is hard-wired for ad hominin attacks.

It’s not Bloomberg’s political ideology that sets Trump on edge, they are both New York liberals who have supported Democratic politicians for decades. Trump can’t stand the fact that Bloomberg is worth over $60 Billion while Forbes estimates the president’s wealth at $2.5 billion.

Trump’s Twitter barrage of insults directed at Bloomberg portends how he will conduct his general election campaign: attack his rivals on a personal basis and spew conspiracy theories.

There is absolutely no truth to the outrageous lie that Bloomberg is negotiating for the right to stand on a box during debates. And if it were true, what’s wrong with that? Bloomberg has more gravitas than Trump, and if he was sitting down and Trump was standing on a stepladder during a debate, it wouldn’t afford the fucking moron any advantage.

Trump Blasts Fox News on Twitter

“Really pathetic how @FoxNews is trying to be so politically correct by loading the airwaves with Democrats like Chris Van Hollen, the no name Senator from Maryland. He has been on forever playing up the Impeachment Hoax. Dems wouldn’t even give Fox their low ratings debates….

So, what the hell has happened to @FoxNews. Only I know! Chris Wallace and others should be on Fake News CNN or MSDNC. How’s Shep Smith doing? Watch, this will be the beginning of the end for Fox, just like the other two which are dying in the ratings. Social Media is great!”

Donald Trump Tweets

Fox News is to the Donald Trump administration what Pravda was to the Soviet Union, and the stable genius panties get twisted in a bunch in the isolated instances when his propaganda arm doesn’t demonstrate cultish fealty and unquestioned loyalty.

The Three Stooges otherwise known as the anchors of Fox and Friends almost never utter a discordant note, they can always be counted on to sing the praises of the orange baboon. The hosts of Fox News primetime lineup are faithful fluffers who put the porn industry’s fluffers to shame.

But Trump’s ego is so fragile that when Fox News has a Democrat guest to try to achieve a semblance of fairness and journalistic integrity, his little fingers go crazy blasting Fox News on Twitter.

Senator Chris Van Hollen isn’t a demagogue, he is a calm and reasoned statesman and if he makes Trump’s blood boil, he’d probably suffer a heart attack if Fox News had on Bernie Sanders as a guest.

Relax Donald, the morning stooges and the primetime commentators are a cash cow for Fox News, and your favorite media outlet isn’t going to stem its pro-Trump propaganda anytime soon.

Of course, you think Twitter is great, you’re free to spout lies online unchallenged, but even Fox News has to once in a blue moon offer a different perspective.

Trump’s World War 6 Tweet Sets Twitter Ablaze

“For a guy who couldn’t get approved for the Ambassador to the U.N. years ago, couldn’t get approved for anything since, ‘begged’ me for a non Senate approved job, which I gave him despite many saying ‘Don’t do it, sir,’ takes the job, mistakenly says ‘Libyan Model’ on T.V., and…

…. many more mistakes of judgement, gets fired because frankly, if I listened to him, we would be in World War Six by now, and goes out and IMMEDIATELY writes a nasty & untrue book. All Classified National Security. Who would do this?”

Donald Trump tweet

This tweet vividly illustrates how utterly ignorant Trump is of the realities of modern warfare, there’s no way the world could survive World Wars 3-5, by the end of World War 3 the only entities alive on the planet would be cockroaches, Keith Richards and the Donald.

God watches over babies and fools; the unstable moron has survived impeachment and countless scandals and I’m persuaded that Trump’s irradiated orange face would be smiling benignly at the blood red moon in the aftermath of World War 6.

Trump is so oblivious to the realities of geopolitics, religion and weapons of mass destruction that it’s not surprising he unveiled a Middle East peace plan that ignores and disrespects the Palestinian people and grants Israel everything in her bucket list. This one-sided peace plan in the most volatile region in the world may very well ignite World War 3.

Never mind World Wars 3, 4 and 6, our democracy may not survive a second Trump administration. For God’s sake people, in a sane world Trump would be tweeting from behind bars or from a mental asylum, not from the Oval Office. How many more terrifying Trump tweets must we endure before we kick him to the curb?

Hillary Clinton Should Endorse Mayor Pete

“I certainly feel the urge to run again because I feel the 2016 election was a really odd time and an odd outcome,”

Hillary Clinton

It’s not surprising that the septuagenarian pugilist Hillary wants a rematch with the notorious counter-puncher President Donald Trump, since his inauguration she has witnessed the stable genius trample the Constitution, declare war on the co-equal Legislative and Judicial branches of government, embrace dictators and disparage our allies, and stoke racial hatred in the homeland.

Hillary looks at our country in ruins and she naturally wants to restore comity, civility, and the rule of law. But she’s ran for president twice, and our democracy can’t afford for her to try again and strike out. She’s a deeply flawed candidate whose time has come and gone, and instead of contemplating yet another presidential run, she should mentor and support a younger candidate.

The leading contenders for the Democratic nomination are Joe Biden and Bernie Sanders, but they’re even older than she is and they’re not the answer. Hillary doesn’t seem to have a lot of respect for Biden and the rancor of the 2016 presidential nomination battle between Hillary and Bernie hasn’t healed, and there’s not a snowball’s chance in hell that she would support him.

I would suggest that Hillary consider supporting Mayor Pete Buttigieg, he’s intelligent, young, personable and a centrist in the mold of the Clintons. He’s also openly gay, and by supporting him she can make amends for failing to come out of the closet as a lesbian. I’m not going to bother enumerating the many reasons why I know she’s a lesbian, it couldn’t be any clearer if she wore a “Dykes on Bikes” T-shirt.

Hillary please, for once in your political life demonstrate some courage and endorse Mayor Pete. He is supremely qualified to be President of the United States, but he needs the endorsements of the elders in the Democratic Party in order to be considered more seriously by the electorate.

Tommy Tuberville: ‘God Sent Us Donald Trump Because He Knew We Were in Trouble

The Alabama Republican primary race features a cast of characters that could only thrive in a Bible Belt state:

Former Alabama Supreme Court Chief Justice Roy Moore whose love for the Bible is only exceeded by his lust for underage girls.

Former Attorney General Jeff Sessions who campaigns on his loyalty to the president who emasculated and humiliated him on an almost daily basis when he served in his administration.

Former Auburn University football coach Tommy Tuberville who is running an ad in which he says, “God sent us Donald Trump because God knew we were in trouble.”

Only someone who identifies as a “Christian conservative Republican” could make such a patently ridiculous and theologically suspect proclamation.

America is in trouble, in no small part because the President is an amoral, vulgar, autocratic buffoon who cares only about using his office to enrich himself and his family and to burnish his brand.

If the Almighty’s solution for the sorry state of our union is Donald Trump, I would consider becoming an atheist or listening to what the devil has to say.

Fear not, there is no reason to give up faith in God, only heretical white evangelicals think Trump was anointed by the Supreme Being to make America Great Again. The real God has a special place reserved in hell for the likes of Donald Trump.