According to the Drudge Report’s unscientific internet poll (there is no limit to how many times a person can vote), tech entrepreneur and novice politician Vivek Ramaswamy was the winner of the Republican presidential debate Wednesday night with 34% of the vote.

According to Donald Trump’s unbiased opinion Ramaswamy was the runaway winner of the inaugural debate of the 2024 presidential campaign. It wasn’t Ramaswamy’s foreign policy expertise or his solid policy positions that convinced Trump that he was the winner. After all the foolish and inexperienced presidential candidate declared that climate change is a hoax, argued that we should end the Ukraine war by making concessions to Putin, and is in favor of abolishing just about every federal department.

Ramaswamy won Trump’s heart by being the most eager Trump fluffer on the stage. Ramaswamy actually declared that the twice-impeached, quadruple indicted, pathological liar and serial sexual predator “was the best president of the 21^st century.” He was the first candidate to raise their hand when the debate moderator asked who would support the former president as the party nominee if he is convicted on any of the felony charges he’s facing.

Ramaswamy sold his soul to the devil for nothing, the racist Republican base will never vote for an Indian American Hindu to be their presidential nominee and Trump will never select him as his running mate.

Trump will win the Republican presidential nomination in a landslide, and he will try to balance the ticket by choosing an experienced politician, probably a woman.