Author: robertpaulreyes

Who Would Win a Cage Fight: Trump or Christie? Hopefully They Would Both Die of a Stroke!

Former New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie told Piers Morgan in a Fox News Interview that he was eager for a fight with the GOP frontrunner either with words or fists.

These two political behemoths trade barbs on social media almost every day, maybe they should settle their differences in a boxing ring or in a UFC octagon.

I would pay good money to see a fight between these two overweight blobs, but only if it’s a cage fight so that Cadet Bone Spurs can’t roll away in fright.  

You might think that a battle between these fat asses would be as entertaining as a fight between two guys wearing inflatable sumo outfits, but I beg to differ.

These morbidly obese and out-of-shape old men may not have the energy to land meaningful blows, but there’s a good chance they will die of a heart attack or stroke.

Who would win? Trump will break all the rules, land low blows, wear brass knuckles and pull a Tyson and bite Christie’s pecker, but he’s 78-freaking years old. The much younger Christie, 60, will prevail and hopefully do the world a favor and kill his opponent.

Mike Pence Trying to Win Republican Nomination by Positioning Himself as the Most Anti-Abortion Candidate

Former vice president Mike Pence is arguably the most hated Republican presidential candidate, and he doesn’t have a snowball’s chance in hell of winning the Republican nomination.  

In a party where Donald Trump is worshipped as a political messiah, Pence is despised as the Judas who betrayed him by refusing to block the certification of the 2020 electoral votes, as the president was demanding.

The echoes of “Hang Mike Pence” still reverberate in evangelical churches and Republican political gatherings. If the MAGA faithful had their way, Pence would be crucified while they impaled him with the sharpened points of Trump Flag poles.

MAGA Republicans loathe Pence because he betrayed their Dear Leader, and mainstream Republicans detest him because he’s so creepy. He always has a sanctimonious expression on his face and he’s always ready to dispense a religious platitude. He’s like a Stepford politician, and I’m always waiting for his programming to glitch and for him to get stuck endlessly repeating: I must use the words Jesus, God and America in every sentence, I must use the words Jesus …

Pence is desperately hoping and praying that he will win over the GOP that is dominated by vehemently anti-abortion supporters by positioning himself as the most anti-abortion candidate out there. He is the only major candidate supporting a federal ban on abortion at six weeks.

In a recent interview with the Associated Press, Pence declared that he would ban abortions even when the pregnancy wasn’t viable. This reprehensible religious Neanderthal would force women to give birth to babies with no chance of surviving.

Pence is a malignancy that needs to be aborted, and thank God he will never be president.

Outrage: LA Cops Take Selfies with Trump

“Dan Scavino, a senior adviser on Trump’s 2024 campaign and former White House deputy chief of staff, tweeted a video on Sunday showing officers from a number of law enforcement agencies lined up on the tarmac at Los Angeles International Airport waiting for the former president.

They are seen applauding as Trump emerges from a vehicle and greets them. Trump then poses for a photo with the officers in front of his private jet. Several officers shake hands and take selfies with him afterward.”

Newsweek

This is a sickening and disturbing behavior by Los Angeles law enforcement officers. L.A’s finest should be ashamed for acting like teen girls going into hysterics over a boy band.

Have these cops forgotten that Donald Trump incited the January 6 riot that resulted in over 100 officers from the U.S. Capitol Police and the Metropolitan Police Department being assaulted and severely injured?

Do they not know that the object of their idolatry is under dozens of state and federal indictments?

Are they not aware that their hero makes a mockery of the concept of law and order by breaking laws as a businessman and as a politician?

It would be bad enough if these lawmen fawned all over the freaking fascist when they were off duty and in street clothes, but the fact that they were in uniform and on duty is unforgivable.  LA peace officers doing a Trump photo-op on taxpayer’s dime, what a travesty!

Cops treating a racist piece of shit like a rock star is evidence that they haven’t changed much since they day they beat Rodney King like a dog. These officers are a disgrace, and they should apologize to the city that they are supposed to serve and protect.

Jack White Speaks Out Against Celebs Who Normalize Disgusting Fascist, Donald Trump

“Jack White, the musician, 48, took to Instagram on Monday to share photographs of various public figures including Joe Rogan, Mel Gibson, Mark Wahlberg and Guy Fieri, all of whom he criticized for appearing at events and venues where Trump was also present.

‘Anybody who ‘normalizes’ or treats this disgusting fascist, racist, con man, disgusting piece of (expletive) Trump with any level of respect is ALSO disgusting in my book,’ White wrote. ‘That’s you Joe Rogan, you Mel Gibson, you Mark Wahlberg, you Guy Fieri. This is a statement from me, not a discussion/debate.’”

USA Today

Jack White is spot-on, shame on these celebrities for appearing at sporting events with Donald Trump. If these celebs see Trump at a public event, they shouldn’t pay homage to him by shaking his hands, making small talk or posing for photographs.

By engaging in such despicable behavior, they are signaling to their fans that Donald Trump is a normal politician, instead of a once-in-a lifetime aberration, a Hitler or Stalin figure who will be despised for generations to come.

Would they take selfies with a pimp, convicted pedophile or famous mafioso if they ran into them at a public event? Trump is a thousand times worse than a gangster, pimp or pedophile, he’s a disgusting fascist, a lifelong racist, a serial sexual predator, a grifter, and a general all-around asshole.

If a celebrity or a regular person sees Trump at a public event it’s incumbent upon them to register their disapproval by flipping him the bird, making the sign of the cross or cursing him out.

You don’t normalize a steaming pile of shit like Trump, you give the abomination a wide berth.

Behind Closed Doors Biden Yells Profanities at his Aides

“President Biden has a profane temper behind closed doors that contrasts with his folksy, affable public demeanor, according to a report.

Axios reports that, according to current and former aides, the president has a short fuse and is prone to eruptions such as, ‘God dammit, how the f–k don’t you know this?!’ and ‘Get the f–k out of here!’”

The Hill

Joe Biden cultivates a folksy, affable public demeanor; he’ll entertain aides with colorful anecdotes about his epic encounters with Corn Pop, and he might ask his pals to take a spin with him on his vintage Corvette. We smile when Joe dons aviator sunglass to look like the cat’s pajamas, he’s everyone’s favorite doddering old uncle.

Biden’s more besotted fans even think it’s endearing when he whispers during a speech to make a point. Some of his supporters, who are in deep denial, think it’s charming when the crusty old perv sniffs the hair of little girls and gropes them.

Biden’s image as a sweet old gentlemen is meant to hide the fact that he’s a senile old goat who doesn’t know his pecker from his pinkie.

Now it turns out that behind closed doors Biden is the epitome of the grouchy old man who yells profanities and treats everyone like crap. If that’s the real Biden maybe behind closed doors he does more than just sniff the hair of pre-teen girls.

I’m not surprised that Biden swears at aides, old codgers who suffer from dementia often lash out in anger when they can’t remember a word or when they loss their train of thought.

It’s turns out “Regular Joe” is really a nasty (in every sense of the word) old man with a trigger temper, who shouldn’t be running for reelection.

Chris Christie’s Brutal Attack on Trump Will Weaken the GOP Frontrunner in the General Election

There are over a dozen Republican presidential candidates who are chasing the overwhelming frontrunner, Donald Trump. They all treat Trump with kid gloves, only occasionally landing a glancing blow. The only candidate who calls Trump, out, directly and by name, and doesn’t mince words is the erstwhile Trump ally and former New Jersey governor, Chris Christie.

Christie has the moxie to frequently call Trump the only word than can eviscerate him, the dreaded “L” word. Not L for liar but L for loser. You can call Trump a psychopath, serial sexual predator, pathological liar or an orange-faced baboon and it will hardly faze him, but call him a loser and he will wax apoplectic.

Trump doesn’t want to be reminded about his many failed business ventures, and most of all he doesn’t want to be reminded that he lost the 2020 presidential election to the senile Joe Biden, who rarely ventured out of his basement to campaign.

Even though Christie doesn’t have a snowball’s chance in hell of winning the Republican nomination for president, the thin-skinned narcissist always responds promptly whenever he’s attacked by his only Republican tormentor.

Christie’s frontal and brutal attack on Trump won’t win him the Republican nomination, and it won’t weaken the big loser in the primary. Evangelicals know that their messiah is a loser, liar, sexual predator and a psychopath, they just don’t give a damn. They are quite at home with Trump’s rage and racism, because that the toxic message that they hear every Sunday in their churches.

But Christie’s criticism and mockery of Trump will weaken the GOP frontrunner in the general election.

What If Biden’s CPAP Machine is Mysteriously Unplugged?

“President Joe Biden has recently begun using a CPAP machine to treat sleep apnea, the White House says, after indentations from straps were seen on both sides of his face Wednesday morning.”

CNN

Sleep apnea involves repetitive pauses in breathing during sleep. These pauses can prevent your body from supplying enough oxygen to the brain. In severe cases this lack of oxygen can lead to brain damage. You don’t have to be a rocket scientist or a brain surgeon to discern that Biden’s brain is damaged beyond repair. Maybe it’s not just dementia but sleep apnea that has caused Biden’s severe decline in his cognitive abilities.

Sleep apnea not only can cause damage to the brain, but it causes abnormal hearty rhythms, which can lead to sudden cardiac death.

Biden is a brain-death zombie, and what if his CPAP Machine is mysteriously unplugged and he dies peacefully in his sleep?

According to the Old Testament 70-80 years is generally the length of life for human beings, it’s time for the 80-year-old Biden to meet his maker. He’s lived a long and fruitful life, and he deserves to rest in peace in the afterlife.

Am I being mean, cynical and uncaring? Not as much as the octogenarian president who is too stubborn, too full of white privilege and too uncaring about his constituents to step down gracefully and pledge not to run for reelection.

The DeSantis Video Targeting LGBTQ Community is the Most Reprehensible Political Ad in Recent History

Politicians from mayors to senators to presidential candidates throughout our culturally, racially and sexually diverse country marked Pride Month by issuing proclamations in support of the LGBTQ community, participating in Pride parades or by making speeches.

TheDeSantis War Room Twitter account released a video marking the end of Pride Month Friday featuring footage of Trump at the 2016 Republican National Convention pledging to protect LGBTQ citizens in the wake of the mass shooting at Pulse nightclub in Orlando, Florida. This blatantly homophobic video blasts Trump for his previous support of the LGBTQ community, the GOP frontrunner has got with the program and now he never fails to mock the transgender community at his MAGA rallies.

The video is so offensive that two of his rival Republican presidential candidates and the Log Cabin Republicans the nation’s largest Republican organization dedicated to representing LGBT conservatives denounced it in no uncertain terms.

Is it any wonder that the largest LGBTQ rights organization in the U.S issued a travel advisory for Florida, warning that newly passed laws and policies pose risks to gay travelers?

As governor DeSantis has turned Florida into a racist and homophobic shithole. Don’t let DeSantis turn America into Florida: vote for the Democratic presidential candidate, even if it turns out to be the senile Biden!

‘I’m Being Indicted for You’ Trump Tells Evangelical Idiots at the Faith & Freedom Conference

Twice-impeached, twice indicted, serial sexual predator and pathological liar former President Donald Trump characterized himself as the King of the Evangelicals who was indicted on their behalf at the Faith and Freedom conference.

“I’m being indicted for you”, Trump declared. This statement is ridiculous on its face. The evangelicals’ orange messiah is basically saying I stole classified documents on your behalf, I committed dozens of felonies on your behalf.

Instead of being dumbstruck by such an idiotic assertion, the Bible-thumping crowd erupted in Amens and Hallelujahs.

Trump was the keynote speaker at the Faith and Freedom conference, and a dozen other Republican presidential candidates played the part of his apostles, heaping praise on their Dear Leader.

The only discordant note was struck by the Judas of the convention, Chris Christie who blasted the Leader of the GOP that he formerly devoutly worshipped.

“He’s a phenomenon, there’s no question about it, “Ralph Reed the president of the Faith & Freedom conference gushed. “I’ve not seen a political figure like him in my career. And when he leaves the stage, whenever that is, I don’t expect to see one like him again.” He’s right, we may not see the likes of Trump again, until the Antichrist takes helm of the GOP.

Robert F. Kennedy Jr Deserves a Chance to Debate Joe Biden

“President Biden’s long shot primary rivals increasingly want to debate him in 2024, but those demands are being ignored by the White House and haven’t picked up steam with progressives in Congress.

The Hill

Robert F. Kennedy Jr. may be a conspiracy theory nutjob, but in most polls he’s garnering at least 20 percent against Biden, therefore he deserves a chance to debate him.

But Biden and his enablers and sycophants will never agree to primary debates because it would expose the glaring mental shortcomings of the president.

Biden can’t complete a coherent sentence, let alone deliver a gaffe-free speech, and never mind participate in a debate where his opponents will make mince meat of him.

Biden is lucky to step up to a stage without stumbling, and it takes him at least a minute walking around in circles before he manages to exit the stage.

It’s easy to imagine a primary debate between Biden and Kennedy: Biden will stumble on the stage, struggle to keep his dentures in his mouth, tell Robert F. Kennedy Jr “I supported your presidential run in 1968”, recite a Corn Pop anecdote, need assistance to exit the stage, and take a crap in the nearest closet.

If Biden is serious about running for reelection, then he should debate Kennedy because he needs all the debate preparation in the world if he is to face off against Trump in the general election.

Trump is almost as senile as Trump but he is such a bully that he would just talk over Biden, and not allow him an opportunity to speak.

House Republicans Considering Expunging Trump’s Impeachments! Idiots!

“House Speaker Kevin McCarthy, R-Calif., expressed support Friday for a symbolic resolution to expunge former President Donald Trump’s two impeachments from the House record.”

USA Today

Unless Trump is convicted in any of the pending indictments against him, the first line of his obituary will read: The twice-impeached …

Trump’s impeachments are scarlet letters that are indelibly imprinted in history books, and they can’t be expunged or erased, and they will never be forgotten.

Republican clowns GOP Conference Chair Elise Stefanik, R-N.Y., and Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene, R-Ga., are the ringleaders behind the quixotic effort to expunge both impeachments.

Even if the Republican-controlled House of Representatives is successful in “expunging” Trump’s impeachments the mainstream media, historians, educators and the general public will shake their heads at the pathetic attempt to whitewash history.

Hello! The U.S. Constitution contains no provision for expunging impeachments.

Let’s not forget that Trump was impeached for very good reasons. He was first impeached in 2019 after urging Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy to dig up (create) political dirt on rival Joe Biden ahead of the 2020 presidential campaign — while Trump was withholding U.S. military aid to Ukraine. He was impeached a record second time for inciting the January 6 attack on the Capitol.

Trump has been impeached twice and indicted twice, hopefully he will be convicted on multiple felonies and go down in history as the worst president in history.

Joe Biden is an International Embarrassment

When octogenarians are experiencing their second childhood they are safely ensconced in the attic or a nursing home, and very few people witness their drooling, incoherent speech and the smelly consequences of their incontinence.

Joe Biden, 80, is living his second childhood in the international spotlight, and the entire word is witnessing his mental diarrhea, and it’s only a matter of time before he soils himself when he’s on stage.

Biden is a national embarrassment, a stain on our democracy, and almost every day he stumbles over his words, or trips on stairs. Every day, a new gaffe!

President Biden caused an awkward spectacle putting his hand on his heart for the Indian national anthem as he welcomed Prime Minister Narendra Modi to the White House. He held it there for about 15 seconds. Then he slowly lowered it, apparently realizing that the bands weren’t playing “The Star-Spangled Banner,” but the Indian anthem. And to take things to an even more surreal level, he was holding the hands of the Indian autocrat thinking it was his longsuffering wife.

They shoot horses, don’t they? I’m not advocating that Biden be put out of his misery, but at the very least we should demand that he not run for reelection.

Enough is enough! I will be delighted when we don’t see or hear from the senile and decrepit Biden ever again.

Vivek Ramaswamy’s Campaign Tactic is to Ensconce Himself in Trump’s Rectum

Vivek Ramaswamy is an American entrepreneur whose sole claim to fame is the fact that he’s one of over a dozen Republican presidential candidates challenging the overwhelming favorite Donald Trump for the Republican presidential nomination.

The only way a longshot like Ramaswamy can make up ground is by differentiating himself from Trump and by attacking him. He can assail the twice impeached, twice indicted, serial sexual predator and pathological liar on many fronts, but instead he’s acting like Trump’s public relations manager.

His campaign tactic is to firmly ensconce himself in Trump’s arsehole, and to periodically emerge to declare that he loves the pungent fragrance of his campaign home and to defend Trump from the indictments and other scandals swirling around him.

The dark horse has even gone as far as to vow to pardon Trump if he is convicted of mishandling government secrets, and he has demanded that all the Republican presidential hopefuls do the same.

His real goal may be to impress Trump so much with his butt-kissing that he will appoint him to his administration. But I have news for the pathetic sycophant, Trump’s indictments will doom his chances of being elected president. The fool’s residence in Trump’s arsehole is in vain.

Joe Biden Gropes Eva Longoria at the White House

Joe Biden is the personification of “creepy.” It’s creepy when he whispers during a speech. It’s creepy when he jogs to the stage, especially when he ends up tripping. It’s creepy when he goes around in circles on the stage after delivering a speech, unable to find the exit. It’s creepy when he loses his train of thought during a speech and stares blankly into space. And it’s creepy as fuck whenever he has an interaction with almost any female. His default mode of greeting a woman or girl is to sniff her hair. But he’s at his creepiest when he fondles and gropes innocent little girls.

Once again Joe Biden demonstrated that he has earned his moniker, “Creepy Joe” when Eva Longoria was at the White House for a screening of her directorial debut “Flaming Hot.” As the creepy and disgusting Biden embraced the former Desperate Housewives star, he let his wrinkled and liver-spotted hands linger on her waist a little too long. Longoria then grabbed his paws and held them in front of her.

Then, to make the encounter even more awkward and creepy he joked than he had known her since she was 17. At least he didn’t say that h had lusted after her since she was seven.

Biden is way too old and way too creepy to be the President of the United States.

Samuel L. Jackson Labels Trump a Racist Redneck

“Actor Samuel L. Jackson said Tuesday that Donald Trump reminds him of the same racist ‘rednecks’ who taunted him as a child. ‘When I see Trump, I see the same rednecks I saw when I was growing up who called me “n*****” and tried to keep me in my place.’”

The Daily Beast

Samuel L. Jackson is famous for playing some of the most iconic tough characters in film history, his movie persona is that of a no-nonsense hero or anti-hero with a penchant for swearing like a sailor on crack.

I’ve seen Jackson interviewed countless times, and in real life as opposed to reel life he also keeps it real, and sprinkles his conversation with expletives.

Jackson wouldn’t know nuance or subtlety if it cracked his head open with a sledgehammer. True to his reputation the Hollywood star didn’t mince any words when describing Donald Trump.

Jackson isn’t afraid to call a spade a spade or a redneck a redneck, he sees in Trump the same rednecks who hurled racial epithets at him as a kid.

It’s incumbent upon us to channel our inner Jackson and call out Trump as a mother fucking steaming pile of racist shit. You wouldn’t employ subtlety or nuance when described Hitler or Stalin, and likewise you shouldn’t mince words when describing Trump.

What Will it Take for Democratic Leaders to Force Biden Not to Seek Reelection?

President Joe Biden finally started his presidential campaign with a big gun-control speech in Connecticut. Uncharacteristically, the gaffe prone octogenarian delivered his oration without uttering any embarrassing gaffe, until the very end when he gave a shoutout to the dead British monarch: “God save the queen, man.”

There is nothing unique or unusual about an 80-year-old man uttering a nonsensical statement, if a senile grandfather makes a short speech at the wedding of his granddaughter and congratulates her for getting hitched to an ambassador from Mars, nobody bats an eye.

But when a president who clearly has cognitive issues ends an important speech with the words “God save the queen, man”, it should terrify Americans and people around the world.

After all this isn’t a senile old man who is president of the Bingo club at his nursing home, Joe Biden is the president of the United States and the Leader of the Free World. This is the scatterbrained idiot with his finger on the nuclear button.

In 1986 when two assailants attacked Dan Rather, while repeating “Kenneth, what is the frequency”, it was fun to wonder why they referenced an R.E.M song while beating the hell out of a famous journalist.

But in 2023 nobody is jokingly wondering what Biden meant with his crazy town comment. Even diehard Democrats are wondering why this man who is suffering from dementia is running for reelection.

White Evangelicals Are the Most Hated Religious Group in America

The better Americans know evangelical Christians, the less they like them, according to a recent study from the Pew Research Center. In the era of Trump white evangelicals have gravitated to the toxic gospel of their orange messiah, and we have become familiar with their racism, homophobia and misogyny. Indeed, they are the most hated religious sect in America.

In our diverse secular democracy, their brand of white Christian nationalism is anathema. Under Trump they long to make America great again, they’re on a mission from God to return our nation to the 1950’s when everyone knew their place: women in the kitchen and bedroom, Hispanics toiling in the fields, gays and lesbians in the closet and blacks slaving away in menial jobs.

In a technological scientific world, their world view gleaned from scripture written thousands of years ago is untenable. Climate change and evolution denying evangelicals are incompatible with a society where artificial intelligence, social media and post modernism rule the day.

In a religiously diverse society, their tribal faith that regards anyone who doesn’t subscribe to their Neanderthal beliefs as heretics and hell-bound sinners is toxic and divisive.

There is nothing wrong with admitting that you hate evangelicals, just as there is nothing wrong with admitting you hate Nazis and Muslim radicals. In fact if you love democracy, it’s only natural that you hate the group that is the biggest existential threat to our way of life.

I Hope the Criminal Justice System Doesn’t Fail Us and Trump is Convicted and Imprisoned

The vast majority of Republican leaders have railed against the indictment of Donald Trump over the stolen classified documents as a witch-hunt and a partisan vendetta by the Department of Justice (DOJ).


But the fact is that the DOJ was lenient and deferential towards Trump in the stolen classified documents case, given his status as a former president. They afforded the twice-impeached failed insurrectionist ample opportunities and more than enough time to avoid charges by returning the highly sensitive documents that didn’t belong to him.

According to the Washington Post one of Trump’s lawyers, Christopher Kise, wanted to negotiate a settlement with the DOJ that would preclude charges, but he was shot down by the stubbornly narcissistic Trump.

Ordinary government employees who didn’t have the status and power of the former president were prosecuted and imprisoned for taking documents home from work.

No one is less deserving of mercy and leniency than the vindictive, authoritarian and fascist Trump who thinks he is above the law. Republicans should stop coddling and making excuses for their Dear Leader, respect the rule of law, stop criticizing the DOJ and let Trump’s fate be decided by a jury of his peers.

If a jury decides that there isn’t enough evidence to find Trump guilty beyond a reasonable doubt, I will be extremely upset but I will accept the verdict.

If the jury finds that there is overwhelming evidence that Trump is guilty of mishandling sensitive files, I will conclude that there’s still hope for our democracy, and especially our judicial system. I will celebrate the fact that the career criminal finally was punished for his evil deeds.

Trump Doesn’t Need an Evangelical as His Running Mate

In 2016 Trump’s strategists thought the thrice-married serial sexual predator ruthless real estate magnate, who didn’t have a spiritual bone in his body, needed some credibility with evangelical voters. Therefore, they selected the straight as an arrow evangelical Mike Pence as his running mate.

During the 2016 presidential campaign Pence played his part perfectly, standing by Trump’s side, looking with reverence and awe at his boss, as profanities, vulgarities and malevolence emanated from his sphincter-shaped mouth.

Trump won with Pence as his running mate, but he would have won had he chosen Stormy Daniels. Evangelicals don’t give a shit about being good Christians, and they don’t expect the presidential candidate they vote for to be Christ-like as long as he shares their hatred of feminists, liberals, the LGBT community and racial minorities. Evangelicals didn’t care how many porn stars Trump had sex with or how many business partners he defrauded as long as he appointed conservative judges and attempted to turn our democracy into a white Christian nationalist theocracy.

There are a dozen Republican presidential candidates, including Pence, trying to catch up with the overwhelming favorite, Donald Trump. Pence is vehemently against abortion, LGBT rights, climate change, and women’s rights, you’d think he would be running neck-and-neck with Trump, but in most polls, he’s lagging far behind Trump and DeSantis. In fact, he’s yet to poll in the double digits in any poll.

Evangelicals prefer the faux Christian Trump over the genuine evangelical Pence; Trump’s racist and vengeful rhetoric resonates more with them than Pence’s civil Republican orthodoxy.

Trump will win the Republican nomination in a landslide, without an evangelical as his running mate. He’s learned that his evangelical base feeds of his anger and vitriol, and he will probably choose a firebrand crazy woman like Kari Lake as his vice president.

Trump and Evangelicals Deserve Each Other

Evangelicals fetishize the Ten Commandments, but most of them are unable to remember more than two or three of them. Not surprising since there are three different versions of the Ten Commandments in the Old Testament. To make things even more complicated, the three versions are organized and phrased quite differently.

Evangelicals are always clamoring to have the Decalogue posted in classrooms, courtrooms and other public buildings. You’d expect evangelicals to support a presidential candidate whose rhetoric and behavior demonstrates that he is at least making an effort to abide by God’s most important laws.

Instead, they enthusiastically support a serial sexual predator and pathological liar who brags about breaking the laws of humans and the Almighty. Donald Trump’s biography is antithetical to that of a spiritually-minded person who is seeking to live by God’s Top Ten Laws.  The soulless sociopath breaks them every day, and a dozen times on Sunday.

Moses gave the ancient Israelites the Ten Commandments, and former President Ronald Reagan gave Republicans the Eleventh Commandment:

 “Thou shalt not speak ill of another Republican.”

Trump shits all over the Eleventh Commandment with as much glee and enthusiasm as he does over the original ten. The twice-impeached former president eviscerates his political opponents, his attacks on Mike Pence, Nikki Haley and especially Ron DeSantis are crude, vulgar, petty and in most cases demonstrably false.

Evangelicals who would be hard pressed to recite the Ten Commandments, worship a presidential candidate who delights in breaking them. Their hero also makes a mockery of the Eleventh Commandment that was handed down to them by the greatest Republican hero, Ronald Reagan.

My favorite commandment is: Indict Donald Trump. I’m vehemently against posting the Ten Commandments in any public building, but I hope Trump is indicted, convicted and imprisoned in a cell with a giant poster of the Commandments on the wall of his cell.

Don’t Expect DeSantis to Hit Trump Below the Belt

Notwithstanding most polls that indicate the incumbent president Joe Biden would beat Trump and Ron DeSantis in the General Election, the Republican governor of Florida is convinced that he is the only Republican who can beat Biden.

A solid argument could be made that the young gun DeSantis would pulverize the octogenarian in a matchup. DeSantis wouldn’t have to deliver a haymaker to knock out the doddering and hapless Biden, a glancing blow would put him out of commission.

Bur before he can square off against Biden, DeSantis needs to knock out the schoolyard bully, Donald Trump. The only way to knock out a ruffian the likes of Trump is to put on some brass knuckles, punch him in the nose, and then kick him in the head to finish him off.

If as expected DeSantis formally launches his presidential run this week, he will finally have the opportunity to take on his tormentor and pound the hell out of him.

Expect DeSantis to wimp out. The governor will mostly ignore the daily Trump taunts and insults and will decline to take on the twice-impeached, freshly indicted former president head-on. DeSantis has no choice but to risk alienating the MAGA base and rhetorically destroy Trump.

Nobody has ever really landed a solid blow on Trump, and for the life of me I can’t figure out why. What are Republican presidential candidates so afraid of, Trump like all bullies is a coward, and he’s not going to hurt anyone with his pathetic doll hands.

DeSantis needs to put on his big boy boxing shorts on and punch Trump on the nose and not hesitate to hit him below the waist.

NAACP Issues Travel Advisory for Racist Florida

The U.S government issues travel alerts to countries where crime, civil unrest, kidnapping and terrorism pose a threat to Americans. The federal government has warned against traveling, at one time or another, to uncivilized and backwards nations like Syria, Somalia and Lebanon.

In Florida, under the leadership of Gov. Ron DeSantis, civil rights, women’s rights, and democracy itself has so deteriorated that the NAACP issued a travel advisory for Florida warning potential tourists that recent laws and policies enacted by Gov. Ron DeSantis and GOP Florida lawmakers are openly hostile toward African Americans, people of color and LGBTQ individuals.

If you are a person of color or a member of the LGBTQ community you are making a big mistake if you vacation in the Sunshine State. Frankly, you are out of your mind if you are considering moving to Florida.

I feel a little bit hypocritical because I just visited Florida for a family reunion. I beseech my sister, brother and nieces to please move away from that godforsaken state, so I will never have to return.

The NAACP’s decision didn’t come out of nowhere, Florida has enacted laws that are blatantly racist, and would have been popular under Jim Crow. For example, the DeSantis’ administration rejected the College Board’s Advanced Placement African American studies course. The racist DeSantis administration has advocated for measures that ban state colleges from having programs on diversity, equity and inclusion, as well as critical race theory. And they have passed the Stop WOKE Act (should be called anti-Black Act) that restricts certain race-based conversations and analysis is schools and businesses.

The DeSantis administration has made it crystal clear that blacks and other racial minorities and the LGBTQ community isn’t welcome in Florida. So why the hell enrich the coffers of this racist state by spending your vacation dollars in the land of DeSantis?

Tourism is the biggest industry in Florida, make a statement by staying the hell out of Florida, and really hitting them in the pocketbook.

Evangelicals are an Impediment to Universal Healthy Mental and Physical Health

“Praying, reading the Bible, and having a strong Christian faith can have a positive impact on both mental and physical health, according to a new report.

According to the “Faith and Wellness: Evangelical Insights on Healing and Physicians” report, released by Grey Matter Research and Infinity Concepts, 99% of evangelical Protestants agree that praying, reading the Bible, and having a strong Christian faith all contribute to positive mental health.”

CBN

If only evangelicals devoted their time praying for world peace and brotherly love, and reading the Bible as a devotional.

But the sad reality is that too many evangelicals waste their time reading about conspiracy theories, Christian nationalism and racist propaganda on the darkest corners of the Internet.

And when they do read the Bible it’s not to seek spiritual enlightenment, but to look for verses that they can weaponize against gays and lesbians, immigrants and pro-choice advocates.

Evangelicals don’t pray for global peace, unity and harmony, instead they pray that their God will smite liberals, the LGBT community and everyone who doesn’t subscribe to their Neanderthal beliefs.

That’s why there is no mental wellness in the evangelical movement. How can you be at peace with yourself when you hate everyone who isn’t part of your religious cult?

Having a strong faith isn’t a positive when it inspires vindictiveness, intolerance and inhumanity.

Almost 100 percent of the general population believes that evangelicals are an impediment to universal healthy mental and physical health. The world would be a better place without their divisive rhetoric and evil behavior.

The ReAwaken America Tour Unites QAnon Nuts, the MAGA Faithful and White Evangelicals

The ReAwaken America Tour, founded by former Donald Trump national security adviser Michael Flynn, is a traveling religious/political circus that features the biggest grifters, conspiracy theorists and evangelical hucksters, like the MyPillow guy, Roger Stone and Eric Trump.

The audience for this alt-right festival is comprised of QAnon conspiracy theorists, white evangelical Christians, the MAGA faithful and Christian nationalists. In other words, the audience is almost completely white, you will spot only a handful of Uncle Toms.

During the ReAwaken Tour that started on Thursday at the Trump National Doral in Miami, an Uncle Tom preacher, Mark Burns, was actually allowed to address the audience.

The Oreo preacher delivered the toxic goods, he thundered from the stage:

“I believe without a shadow of a doubt, the only man that God has anointed him…to be the next President of the United States of America and that is Donald Trump.”

The pro-Trump sycophant suggested that violence is needed to establish a Christian Nationalist government.

“You got to get to the point where you realize that when they smack you in the face you smack them back two times harder.

The heretical pastor then suggested violence as he noted that the “Bible says the violent take it… and we take it by force,” in reference to Matthew 11:12, which reads, “And from the days of John the Baptist until now, the Kingdom of Heaven suffereth violence, and the violent take it by force.”

Only at a ReAwaken America event would you heard a preacher turn Jesus’ message of non-violence upside down, and suggest that instead of turning the other cheek, you should pimp slap someone who slaps you.

If the ReAwaken America Tour makes a stop in your city, stay the hell away.

By the End of a Second Term Biden Will Resemble a Vegetable More Than a Sentient Human Being

Whiskey, wine, and cast-iron skillets get better with age, but vegetables and the human brain and the human body do not. If Joe Biden, God forbid, is reelected by the end of his second term he will resemble a vegetable more than a sentient human being. A horror flick starring Joe Biden and Dianne Feinstein as brain-eating zombies is guaranteed to scare the BeJesus out of anyone.

Already the 80-year-old Biden shows signs of severe mental decline; I doubt he has the cognitive ability to tell the nuclear red button from the remote control.

During presidential visits at home and abroad Jill Biden has to guide him as if he was a child or an octogenarian in his second childhood.

When Biden delivers a speech, I bet his aides and handlers hold their collective breath, waiting for him to slur or stumble over his words.

Even in his prime, decades ago, Biden was a gaffe-machine, now that he’s a senior citizen it’s unbearable to witness him struggling to deliver a coherent speech.

When speaking Biden has two modes: screaming and whispering. When he screams, he sounds like a cranky old grandpa scolding the neighborhood kids to get off his damn grass. When he whispers, he sounds like an old pervert telling an innocent little girl that he will give her candy if she lets him sniff her hair.

I am sick and tired of watching senile Biden embarrass himself, the Democratic Party and the nation. I want to hear only one more speech from Biden, the one where he pledges not to seek a second term.