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Would You Buy Trump’s Picture Book ‘Our Journey Together’ for $999?

Trump’s coffee table picture book “Our Journey Together” was released earlier this year with a hefty price of $75, or $230 for an autographed copy. It features photographs from his time in the White House, with captions written by Trump. I haven’t read the accursed thing, and I have no plans to do so, but I’m guessing the captions include a lot of superlatives.

It’s no surprise that the book sold out of its initial printing of 200,000 copies, Trump sycophants have enough discretionary income to buy anything related to their messiah.

Trump never misses an opportunity to grift his followers, and “Our Journey Together” has been repackaged in a red cover with his John Hancock inside the book. This “special edition” sells for $999, and it includes several new photos. Marks also get “a signed copy of a book written by Donald Trump Jr. and a MAGA hat.

The only thing special about this edition of Trump’s picture book seems to be that it includes a few more pics, and the novelty of the autograph inside the book, as opposed to the cover. There’s a sucker born every minute.

I’m still waiting for the grifter-in -chief to publish a book of his tweets, it would outsell the bible in red states, and he could sell it for over a thousand bucks.

There is no room in my library for a picture book with captions written by a functional illiterate twice-impeached former president, and a book ghostwritten for his idiot son.

A Second Trump Term Will Make the Apocalypse Look Like a Sunday School Picnic

The first time Donald Trump ran for president, he did it to boost his brand, and his presidential campaign was the most audacious publicity campaign in history.

Trump had no expectations of winning, he had nothing but disdain for his political opponents, and he considered it the ultimate in slumming for a billionaire to compete with politicians for a political office.

Trump was shocked when he actually won, and he came to the presidency with no political agenda or ideological vision. The grifter-in-chief used his position as president of the United States and Leader of the Free World to enrich himself, seek vengeance on his enemies and grift his followers.

Trump may soon announce his candidacy for the presidency, and this time his motivation will be to avoid prosecution. He is banking on the belief that the Attorney General of the United States Merrick Garland won’t have the guts to indict a former president and current presidential candidate.

This time Trump will run with the expectation of winning, regardless if his opponent is Joe Biden, Hillary Clinton or Kamala Harris. His second term will be a nightmare of vengeance, pillaging, and grifting. His second term will make the apocalypse look like a Sunday School picnic.

Thanks to Trump’s Supreme Court America Will be Flooded with Unwanted Babies and Unneeded Guns

The Trumpian Supreme Court overturned almost 50 years of federal abortion rights in its execrable decision on Dobbs v. Jackson Women’s Health Organization.

Thirteen states have trigger laws that will soon make abortion illegal, and many other red states are expected to enact laws that outlaw abortion. Bottom line, abortion will be illegal in about 25 states.

This egregious ruling robs women of sovereignty over their own bodies and will result in tens of thousands of unwanted births.

Middle class and affluent women won’t be as severely impacted as poor women, they can afford to take time off from work and travel to a state where abortion is still legal. But poor women may not be able to afford to take time off from work and travel to another state.

According to the latest census the population of the United States is 329 million, with 37 million citizens living in poverty. The atrocious Dobbs ruling will add multitudes to the poverty rolls.

A week earlier the far-right Supreme court ruled that the Constitution protects an individual’s right to carry a handgun in public for self-defense.

There are estimated to be over 400 million guns in the United States between police, the military, and American civilians. Thanks to the Supreme Court’s ruling even more citizens will be walking around packing heat. The Wild Wild West was never as chaotic, dangerous and uncivilized as modern-day America.

Thanks to Trump’s Supreme Court we will have millions more unwanted babies, and millions more unneeded guns.

White Evangelical Ministers are Fluffers for Trump

Kevin Smith, an African American Baptist pastor, criticized his fellow pastors for being whores for twice-impeached former President Donald Trump during a speech on the first day of the annual Southern Baptist Convention.

The Southern Baptist Convention (SBC) is the world’s largest Baptist denomination, and it was organized in 1845, when it split from northern Baptists over the issue of slavery. The SBC was strongly opposed to its abolition.

Almost two centuries later racism is still firmly entrenched in the SBC; many SBC ministers got their panties in a twist when Barack Obama was elected president in 2012.

Kevin Smith demonstrated what it means for a prophet to speak truth to power, he chastised the SBC for whoring themselves to the racist Donald Trump at their annual gala.

The honorable Smith compared Trump-supporting ministers to whores, I would compare them to fluffers. A fluffer is a person employed on a pornographic film to ensure that the penis of a male actor remains erect.

White evangelical clerics are ever-loving fluffers, their main focus is to make sure Trump’s enormous ego remains erect. They are more concerned with fluffing the vain, racist, vindictive, petty steaming pile of human shit, than they are in glorifying Jesus Christ.

Is there anything more pathetic than being a fluffer for Trump?

John Waters: ‘Donald Trump Has Ruined the Allure of Bad Taste for all Eternity’

Queen of camp filmmaker John Waters is a connoisseur of bad taste, for decades his flicks have tied up the panties of polite society.

But the auteur’s trashy, kinky and quirky cinematic vision has delighted enlightened members of society.

Waters’ magnus opus is “Pink Flamingos”, a movie reportedly with an art department budget of around $200. In the final scene Divine, a morbidly obese drag queen, eats real dog feces. I don’t know what is the greatest offense: naming a movie after the ultimate symbol of bad taste or having the lead actor eat dog shit.

In a recent interview Waters complained that former President Donald trump has ruined the allure of bad taste for all eternity. Trump was “the nail in the coffin”, Waters told the Guardian.

When a philistine with a mouth that resembles a sphincter becomes president of the United States and turns everything he touches to shit, there is no longer any room in society for genius with a trash aesthetic like John Waters.

Donald Trump Should Declare Himself to be a Messiah Greater Than Jesus Christ

With the midterm elections only five months from today, Donald Trump has increased the frequency of his MAGA rallies. Once Trump cultists made a pilgrimage to as many MAGA rallies as they could afford to attend, but with a clambake almost every week they elicit shrugs from the faithful.

Trump pep rallies have lost their pep, and are as exciting as watching grass grow. The stilted reading of lame remarks of the teleprompter. The tossing of MAGA caps into the crowd. The ridicule of Rhinos and liberals. The spastic dance moves. The airing of grievances. The familiar refrains of “Lock her up” and “Build the Wall.”  The ennui. The boredom. The angst.

Trump needs to revive his rallies and what better way than by explicitly declaring himself a messiah like the world has never seen before. Not a loser messiah who allowed himself to be tortured, ridiculed and crucified like Jesus Christ, but a messiah who will torment, ridicule and obliterate his enemies.

The time is right for Trump to declare himself the new Messiah, white evangelicals already treat him with awe and reverence. Only by declaring himself the Lord’s anointed will he inspire his sycophants to go to the polls.

Trump’s Detestable NRA Speech: an Insult to Uvalde Victims

“Former President Donald Trump’s mangled recitation of the names of the 21 Uvalde, Texas, mass shooting victims at the National Rifle Association’s convention on Friday made Twitter critics’ blood run cold.

The names of the 19 children and two teachers, broken up into hardly recognizable syllables in Trump’s stumbling pronunciation, were interspersed with the funereal sound of a gong.”

Yahoo.com

Prominent NRA supporters Lee Greenwood, Don McLean, Larry Gatlin and Texas Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick pulled out of the NRA Convention in Houston, Texas, they realized it would be disrespectful and hurtful to attend less than a week after 19 schoolchildren and two teachers were massacred at an elementary school in Uvalde, Texas.

But Donald Trump, a sociopath with no empathy, decency or sense or propriety, gave a speech at the NRA convention where gun merchants had assault rifles on display, the same killing machines that the shooter used to murder the defenseless schoolchildren.

To add insult to injury Trump read the names of the 21 Uvalde mass shooting victims, predictably butchering the pronunciation of the Hispanic names. 

Any pretense that the reading of the names was meant as a dignified and solemn tribute to the victims was nullified by the theatrical sounding of a gong.Trump ending his speech with his patented spastic dance moves.

The twice-impeached former president is a perfect representation of the typical clueless and heartless NRA supporter.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5IeiyrUhe0A

Trump Weighs in on Johnny Depp and Amber Heard’s Trial

Donald Trump weighed in on the Johnny Depp and Amber Heard’s salacious trial in this post on his Truth Social platform:

“Has anybody been watching the Johnny Depp/ Amber Heard trial? What a lovely couple. First of all, Johnny sued her for writing an article in a tiny ‘outlet’, that practically nobody read, because he didn’t want to get bad publicity. How did that work out? She countersued for $100 million.

The charges are many & salacious, the nicest of which is that she threw a bottle at him and it took off his finger – she must have a Sandy Koufax type arm. Will they get back together and live happily in PEACE?”

Neither Depp nor Heard have commented on Trump’s remarks, probably because Truth Social is a tiny outlet that nobody outside of MAGA world has even heard about.

The thrice-married, serial philanderer Trump has a tiny pecker, but he must have gonads the size of bowling balls to have the gall to opine on the state of anyone’s relationship.

But I’d rather see Trump commenting on pop culture than politics, in fact the world would be much better off if he retired from politics and devoted himself to instigating feuds with other celebrities.

This is the best take I’ve seen on the Depp/Heard shit show:

Donald Trump’s New Gig: Motivational Speaker

“Donald Trump has found a new way to milk his ex-presidency — and test another — hitting the lucrative motivational speaking circuit.

Trump will make his next stop on the tour in Austin on Saturday. There are a dozen different price options to attend.

Ticket prices start at $9, for the Satellite tier. That includes a spot in an overflow room at the venue to watch the program on a TV screen.

Presidential tier tickets cost $4,995. That includes early access to the event site, admission to a reception and a photo-op with Trump’s son Don Jr., as well as premium seating to watch Trump speak in person.

No price is listed for the top Patriot tier. Interested parties are instructed to email for more information.”

Axios

A motivational speaker motivates and inspires an audience to acquire the necessary skill set so they can become an asset to their families, parishes, employers and community.

Some of the greatest motivational speakers in history are Oprah Winfrey, Martin Luther King, Tony Robbins, and of course Jesus Christ.

Donald Trump is no Jesus Christ and I can’t envision him inspiring anyone to listen to their better angels. Trump is a motivational speaker in the mode of a Hitler, he can only inspire ignorant fools to heed their inner demons.

I wouldn’t pay a dime to hear Trump speak, let alone $9 or $4,995. But there’s a sucker born every minute, and I imagine there are millions of MAGA nutjobs who are more than willing to fall for their messiah’s latest grift.

I wonder what are benefits of the Patriot tier? Exclusive access to Trump’s dressing room where you will be allowed to spray orange tan on his ugly mug, and access to his private toilet where you can lick his ass clean after he’s done taking a dump?

Biden’s Party Destined to Lose to the MAGA King and his Ultra MAGA Sycophants in the Midterm Elections

“Look at my predecessor, the great MAGA king — the deficit increased every single year he was president.”

Joe Biden

Biden delivered the “MAGA King” zinger in a speech contrasting deficit reductions during his tenure with Trump’s term.

Sleepy Joe is officially in campaign mode, and he has put bipartisanship aside and taken a more aggressive tone against Republicans in general and Trump in particular.

As the primary season kicks into full gear, Campaign Joe has been fully activated, he’s high on Geritol and ready to rumble. It’s only a matter of time before he challenges the MAGA King to a fist fight. Trump will accept the challenge if he can only find boxing gloves that fit his baby hands.

Biden practically shouted the MAGA King insult, definitely an improvement over his creepy penchant for whispering when emphasizing important points.

Trump loves superlatives, especially when used to describe him, and I wouldn’t be surprised if he adopts the MAGA King moniker, and not in an ironic way.

Biden can adopt a super macho persona, but it won’t do him any good, he can’t fight history. The party that controls the presidency almost always loses seats in the House and Senate in the midterm elections. Biden is fighting a losing battle against history, inflation and COVID. The MAGA king and his ultra MAGA sycophants are destined to win in November 2022.

Trump Tries to Sell Skeptical MAGA Crowd on Dr. Oz

Donald Trump held a MAGA rally in Greensburg, Pa, ostensibly in support of Dr. Mehmet Oz’s senatorial campaign, but in reality, it was just another excuse to keep himself relevant and in the spotlight.

Trump, a former reality TV star, introduced Dr. Oz to the crowd with these words:

“I’ve known him a long time. He’s on that screen. He’s in the bedrooms of all those women, telling them good and bad. And they love him.”

Trump is a pathological liar, but at the same time he’s very transparent, he readily admitted that the reason he supports Dr. Oz is because he’s a TV star. In Trump’s world celebrity trumps ideology, morality, experience, wisdom and everything else.

Trump may be enthralled with Oz because of his celebrity, but his conservative crowd wasn’t quite as enthralled with the famous quack, in fact, they almost booed him off the stage.

The MAGA crowd is well aware that Oz previously supported gun control and abortion rights, and that it was only pollical expediency that led him to change his mind of these issues critical to them.

If Oz wins Pennsylvania’s GOP primary on May 17, it will be a sign of Trump’s stranglehold on the Republican Party. The fact that they would vote for a candidate they aren’t impressed with just to remain loyal to their Orange Messiah would speak volumes.

White Evangelicals Replaced Gospel of Christ with Gospel of Trump

White evangelicals have replaced the Gospel that Jesus Christ saves souls of every race, color and creed with their Gospel that Donald Trump saves Christian White America’s culture.

Evangelicals are the backbone of Trump’s Big Lie, they are counting on him to hold back the tides of demographics, science and liberty and to keep America white and Christian. In white evangelical churches Trump’s message of intolerance and white privilege is on the ascendency and Jesus Christ’s message of universal love and the brotherhood of man is on the decline.

In the year and a half since Joe Biden’s popular vote and electoral college landslide, evangelical pastors and televangelists have trumpeted the Big Lie and pastors have opened their church doors to conspiracy theorists and conservative activists who wouldn’t recognize Jesus if he moved in next door to them.

White evangelical theology and White Nationalism ideology have become indistinguishable from each other. You will find just as many racists at an evangelical meeting than you will at a Nazi rally.

The serial philanderer, pathological liar, and soulless sociopath who is more likely to be screwing strippers on a Saturday night than shaking hands with a preacher on a Sunday morning is the messiah of white evangelicals.

Americans who cherish liberty, democracy, and racial and social justice must fight white evangelicals with the same fervor that they fight Nazis.

Elon Musk: ‘Trump’s Truth Social is a Terrible Name, should be Called Trumpet Instead’

“Truth Social (terrible name) exists because Twitter censored free speech. Should be called Trumpet instead!”

Elon Musk

It’s widely assumed that Elon Musk, the new owner of Twitter, will reinstate Donald Trump’s account. Musk considers himself a champion of free speech, and he would consider it a feather in his cap if he persuaded the inciter-in-chief to return to the Twitterverse.

In January of last year, Twitter banned Trump for violating Twitter rules by inciting the insurrection. Musk thinks Trump’s banishment from Twitter is the only reason Truth Social exists, and that he will be able to persuade the blowhard to leave his floundering social media platform and return to Twitter where he will now be able to tweet without any restrictions.

Musk has solid marketing instincts and he’s correct that “Truth Social” is a terrible name. It’s difficult to take Truth Social seriously when it was founded by a pathological liar wouldn’t know the truth if it bit his fat ass.

Musk is also spot on that Trump’s social media site should be called Trumpet instead. The twice-impeached former president likes to toot his own horn; he’s an alpha male constantly trumpeting his virtues. Naturally his site should be called “Trumpet” and posts on his site should be called “trumpets.”

But Musk is wrong that Twitter censors free speech, not allowing conspiracy theories, libelous statements, and the Big Lie is not censorship, it’s called due diligence.

I predict that Trump will return to Twitter, but I can’t predict if the world’s favorite microblogging site will survive Musk and Trump.

Now That Elon Musk Has Bought Twitter I Predict Donald Trump Will Start Twitting Again

“Former President Donald Trump told Fox News Monday that he doesn’t plan to return to Twitter even though multibillionaire Elon Musk is buying the company for $44 billion.

He plans to stick with his own problem-plagued social media company Truth Social, which he has used once before its launch in February when he messaged: ‘Get ready! Your favorite president will see you soon.’”

Huffington Post

Since Donald Trump was permanently banned from his Twitter, his favorite social media site, he has failed to engage with GETTR, Gab, Parler and other social media platforms that were created as conservative alternatives to the Twitters, Facebooks and YouTubes of the world.

Trump is even ignoring his own social media company Truth Social, evidently, he doesn’t want to be identified with such an unmitigated disaster.

Trump claims that he doesn’t plan to return to Twitter if Elon Musk, who styles himself as a free speech champion, allows him to return.

As the new CEO of Twitter Musk will take a laissez-faire approach, and allow false conspiracy theories, the Big Lie and all sorts of right-wing nonsense to fester on his site.

Trump will be unable to resist returning to the new Twitter, I expect to see his nasty tweets before too long.  

Groper-in-Chief Trump Endorses Accused Groper Charles Herbster for Nebraska Governor

At least 26 women have accused former president Donald Trump of varying inappropriate behavior, including allegations of sexual assault since the 1970s.

So, it should come as no surprise that the groper-in-chief has endorsed Nebraska Republican candidate Charles Herbster, who has been credibly accused by eight women of groping them.

Herbster will be joining Trump at a MAGA rally in Greenwood on April 29, a Republican rally headlined by two men accused of sexual assault is par for the course in the misogynist GOP.

Trump infamously bragged then when you’re s star, you can get away with anything, including grabbing a woman by the pussy. Naturally, Trump can get away with endorsing a candidate who has been credibly accused of sexual assault.

Trump’s endorsement carries the weight of a fatwah with white evangelicals, and they will feel religiously compelled to vote for the groper.

I’m hoping that the Republican electorate in Nebraska hasn’t been completely corrupted by evangelicals, and that they will reject the groper candidate.

For White Evangelicals the ‘Reinstatement’ of Donald Trump as President is More Important Than the Resurrection of Jesus Christ

Easter Sunday is the most important day in the Christian calendar for evangelicals. The resurrection of Jesus Christ is the belief on which every other Christian belief rests. The Apostle Paul said in I Corinthians I5:13:

“But if there be no resurrection of the dead, then is Christ not risen. And if Christ be not risen, then is our preaching vain, and your faith is also vain.”

For an evangelical not to attend church on Easter Sunday is like a football fanatic not watching the Super Bowl when his home town team is playing.

Newsflash: Donald Trump is not a religious person. There was no place for faith in the life of the amoral sociopath who became a billionaire real estate developer by stiffing contractors, avoiding taxes and breaking promises.

Trump became president by pandering to his largest voting bloc, white evangelicals, who treat him like the Second Coming of Christ.

During his tenure as president of the United States Donald Trump felt compelled to attend church on Easter and Christmas. After all, he had to pretend that he really believed in God.

Now that he’s no longer president, Trump spend the Easter weekend indulging in his two favorite passions, and they aren’t attending church and fellowshipping with evangelicals.

He spent the Easter weekend indulging in his favorite activities, playing golf and hobnobbing with the rich and powerful at his Mar-a-Lago resort.

But no matter, he still retains the ironclad support of white evangelicals. His loyal supporters think he can do no wrong, and they believe that their Orange Messiah will be reinstated as president of the United Sates before 2024. The reinstatement of Donald Trump is more important to the them than the Resurrection of Jesus Christ.

Quack Dr. Oz Urges Fraud Trump to Lose Weight

“At an event this week, Mr. Trump spoke to an indoor venue and noted that Dr Oz had urged him to lose weight in order to enjoy a healthy lifestyle.

‘Can you believe I weigh 208?’ Trump said. ‘Now maybe a little more’.

‘Dr Oz has said you should lose weight. I told him, ‘I don’t have time to lose weight.’’

Independent

Donald Trump spoke about weighty matters to his adoring crowd, posing the question “Can you believe I weigh 208?” It was a rhetorical question because his supporters believe every bit of nonsense that emanates from his sphincter-shaped mouth.

In a regular crowd somebody would have yelled out: You crazy fat pig, you must tip the scales at over 300 pounds. If you believe Trump weighs only 208 pounds, I have a Bible that’s blessed by the pope and signed by Jesus Christ to sell you.

Trump claims he doesn’t have time to lose weight. Yeah right, now that he’s been banned from Twitter and is no longer president, he has time to hit the gym and lose some of that blubber.

Dr. Oz is infamous for peddling miracle weight loss products, if Trump takes advice from that quack, he’s going to gain weight.

Insurrectionist Who Stole Liquor and Coat Rack Says He Was ‘Following Presidential Orders’

“A Trump supporter who admitted he stormed the Capitol and stole a bottle of liquor and a coat rack on Jan. 6, 2021, testified at his trial Wednesday that he was ‘following presidential orders.’

Dustin Thompson, 38 — a married, college-educated Ohio resident — told jurors he didn’t have any strong male role models in his life and was hoping to gain the ‘respect’ and ‘approval’ of former President Donald Trump when he entered the Capitol during the Jan. 6 riot.”

NBC News

You’d think that a married with children, college-educated man wouldn’t act like a frat boy and storm the Capitol, stealing a bottle of liquor and a coat rack as souvenirs.

And you’d think that after a year he’d have to time to reflect on his impulsive and insurrectionist actions, apologize and throw himself at the mercy of the court.

But Thompson, only the third January 6 defendant to opt for a jury trial, is trying to convince jurors that he was only following presidential orders and that Trump is responsible for the mob that stormed the Capitol.

The I was only “following presidential orders” didn’t work for the Nazis who gassed Jews in extermination camps, and it’s not going to work for the idiots who stormed the Capitol.

Thompson is responsible for his own actions and I hope the jury throws the book at him, and Trump is responsible for inciting the mob of insurrectionists, and I hope he will eventually face a jury.

Trump Endorses Dr. Oz for US Senate in Pennsylvania! A Case of a Fraud Endorsing a Quack!

“I have known Dr. Oz for many years, as have many others, even if only through his very successful television show. He has lived with us through the screen and has always been popular, respected and smart.”

Donald Trump

Birds of a feather flock together, for example you will often see charlatan televangelists vouch for each other. Former reality show host Trump’s endorsement of former TV huckster Dr. Mehmet Oz didn’t raise any eyebrows, he has a history of endorsing celebrities and athletes.

Before Trump became president of the United States, he spent decades hawking fake products: diplomas to his fake university, overpriced apartments in his Trump-branded properties, ghostwritten books, etc.

Mehmet Oz spent years on television making questionable claims while promoting his own brand. Dr. Oz has long pushed faux alternative therapies, detoxes and cleanses and fad diets. He even touted hydroxychloroquine as a cure for COVID-19.

Dr. Oz medical license should be revoked, he’s a quack who doesn’t deserve to be a doctor, a senator for the commonwealth of Pennsylvania, or a dog catcher for that matter.

Notice Trump, in his endorsement, didn’t claim that Dr. Oz was knowledgeable, politically astute or wise, instead he praised his popularity as a TV star.

Trump claimed Oz is popular, respected and smart. Oz has world class name recognition, but he’s neither respected or particularly bright. Oz would be as good as a senator for Pennsylvania as the amoral monster Trump was president of the United States.

Lying Trump Calls Himself ‘the Most Honest Human Being Perhaps That God Ever Created’

“I’ve gotta be the cleanest sheriff. I think I’m the most honest human being, perhaps, that God ever created, perhaps.”

Twice-impeached former president Donald Trump, uttered this whopper at Saturday’s MAGA rally in Pennsylvania.

“Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it.”

Matthew 8:44

Trump’s statement reeks to high heaven of deceit and the arrogance of a scam artist confident that his marks will believe anything he says. Indeed, his followers consider every untruth that emanates from his sphincter-shaped mouth the Gospel truth.

This is the same master dissembler who has been caught lying about everything under the sun, ranging from the size of his crowd at his 2017 inauguration to the size of his mushroom-shaped pecker to the mother of all lies, that the 2020 presidential election was rigged and stolen.

According to the Washington Post Trump uttered more than 30,000 lies while in office, and since he left office, he has continued to tell lies at a frenetic pace, but fortunately his platform for spreading his deceptions has greatly diminished.

Trump is a sociopath, an amoral monster who has confessed that he doesn’t feel a need to ask the Almighty for forgiveness, probably because is doesn’t believe in God. But that doesn’t stop him from invoking the name of God, he’s acutely aware that sprinkling his speeches with a few mentions of Jesus gives his outrageous fabrications moral authority.

Evangelicals may worship their Orange Messiah as a deity, but in reality, he is more like the devil of the Bible. His followers feed on his lies, and that prompts him to tell even more lies, and when all is said and done, he may take the title, “The father of lies” from Satan.

White Evangelical Leaders Make Pilgrimage to Mar-a-Lago to Kiss Trump’s Butt

Mar-a-Lago is the spiritual center, the Mecca of the Republican Party and most GOP candidates who are running in the mid-term elections have made a pilgrimage to Trump’s opulent mansion to kiss his ring and hopefully walk away with his endorsement.

Almost every politician needs Trump’s endorsement, but as the undisputed leader of his party, and thanks to the undying devotion and loyalty of his base he doesn’t need the affirmation of any subordinate, and he considers every Republican politician his inferior.

However, Trump can’t survive without the endorsement of white evangelical leaders; he needs them more than they need him. He caters to his evangelical base by using a Bible as a phot-op prop, occasionally attending an evangelical megachurch and sprinkling a few “God Bless America” in his speeches.

Last Friday Trump summoned a few of the usual evangelical suspects (Paula White, James Dobson, Ralph Reed, Jack Graham) to Mar-a-Lago to keep them in his good graces.

In private conversations with his kind of people (businessmen, celebrities, billionaires) he mocks evangelicals, he loathes their stupidity and gullibility.

But Trump realizes his needs the useful idiots and he tolerates their company.

I’m eagerly anticipating the inevitable nasty divorce when Trump loses in 2024 and no longer needs the disgusting evangelicals.

Evangelicals Weren’t Duped by Trump! The Racist, Homophobic Moron is an Answer to Their Prayers

“I think people think evangelicals have been duped by President Trump. Evangelicals are not morons. They understand that he might not pray six hours a day or be able to quote the Bible backward and forward but they do believe he’s a man who loves our country and he’s embraced policies that are in keeping with the truth of God’s word and that’s why they selected him.”

Televangelist Robert Jeffress

Robert Jeffress is correct in stating that evangelicals haven’t been duped by former President Donald Trump, but that isn’t proof that evangelicals are not morons.  

They are morons, science-denying, Kool-Aid swallowing, conspiracy believing morons.

They weren’t duped by Trump, they knew exactly what they were getting: a moral degenerate who shares their racist, xenophobic, homophobic and misogynist views.

They realize that he’s probably never read a single page of the Bible, and attends church only on Christmas and Easter. Although if Trump knew that the Old Testament was chockful of incest, rape, murder, genocide and adultery, he might be tempted to crack it open every once in a while.

Evangelicals knew exactly what they were getting in Trump: a sociopath messiah for a heartless age who is on a mission from God to establish a Christian white nationalist regime.

Trump embraces policies that are in keeping with the white nationalist Republican Party, and he is the perfect messiah for white evangelicals, and the perfect presidential candidate for Republicans.

If Trump Runs in 2024 a Blow-up Doll Would be a Perfect Running Mate, But He Will Probably Choose Ron DeSantis, Ted Cruz or Tim Scott

Donald Trump, the twice-impeached, two-time loser in the presidential popular vote has been hinting that he’s going to run for president again in 2024.

Trump finds it impossible to ignore the spotlight, and what better way to become relevant again and make headlines than by running for president?

Barring an unforeseen illness, he will run again, the only question is: Who’s going to be his running mate?

I can tell you who it’s not going to be: Mike Pence. Trump has never forgiven Pence for refusing to overturn the election results during the counting of the Electoral College votes on January 6, 2021. Neither has his base who would rather hang him than endorse him as Trump’s running mate.

A blow-up doll would make the perfect vice president for Trump for the following reasons: It doesn’t have a backbone; it’s an ideal sex companion for when Melania has a headache, and she aways has a headache; and it’s impervious to his violent mood swings and childish behavior.

That would be a real fun ticket, but it’s not going to happen. So, who will it be:

South Carolina Senator Tim Scott can always be counted on to stand by his side with his Uncle Tom smile and subservient demeanor. He would always be at the ready to shine his shoes, change his diapers, and blow-dry his urine-colored hair.

Texas Senator Ted Cruz would be another excellent choice. Trump knows that he can make fun of his homely wife, accuse his father of dastardly deeds and impregnate his young daughter and retain his loyalty and devotion.

Florida Governor Ron DeSantis would be the dream ticket, he’s wildly popular with MAGA loyalists, but on the down side he has a smidgen of integrity and he isn’t as willing to debase himself as Scott or Cruz.

If Trump is willing to choose someone who won’t be a total pushover, he will make DeSantis his running mate.

Trump’s ‘Truth Social’ Destined to Be a Huge Failure

“When Donald Trump was banned from Twitter and Facebook last year, the former president vowed he would create an alternative social media network to rival them.

But two weeks after Truth Social launched, it doesn’t seem Twitter and Facebook have anything to worry about.

Truth Social has been beset with technical glitches that mean prospective users have to join a waiting list in order to join.”

9 News Australia

Donald Trump is a pathological liar, according to the Washington Post he accumulated 30,573 lies during his presidency.

The liar-in-chief used social media, especially Twitter, to disseminate his lies and falsehoods and the social media giant frequently fact-checked his untruths before he was permanently banned for violating the company’s policy against glorification and incitement of violence in his tweets following the January 6, 2021 insurrection.  

Trump finally launched Truth Social, and truth be told it’s failed to take off, in fact it’s been an unmitigated disaster.

The Almighty must have sabotaged his social media network for having the temerity to call it “Truth Social” and for lying about his affinity for evangelicals.

Trump doesn’t seem to have much faith in his alternative to Twitter, he’s posted only once since it launched:

“Get Ready! Your favorite President will see you soon.”

Just another lie, the few who have managed to get on Truth Social haven’t seen him online.

Truth Social promises to be a cesspool of lies and conspiracy theories, considering there won’t be any moderators or fact-checkers. But at least it won’t be around for long, like most of Trump’s ventures it’s going to be a huge failure.

Only Michelle Obama Can Save Us from a Trump Presidency in 2024! Run, Michelle, Run!

Joe Biden is a statesman who has restored dignity to the White House and respect for America, his presidency is a worthy last act of a long and distinguished political career. But to say he’s long in the tooth is an understatement, he’s too physically and mentally impaired to run for reelection.

Vice president Kamala Harris ran a dismal presidential campaign in 2020, and Biden saved her political career by making her his running mate. She has proven to be totally ineffectual as vice president, her default response to any tough question is to cackle uncontrollably like a witch, a Hilly Clinton impersonator or a nut who should be locked up in a mental asylum.

If Joe Biden or Kamala Harris is the Democratic standard bearer in 2024, Donald Trump will once again be the president of the United States.

How can we avoid the unmitigated disaster of a second Trump term? Can you say “Michelle Obama”?

The former first lady is charismatic, articulate and immensely popular, Trump wouldn’t have a chance running against her.

A measure of her popularity is the astounding success of her autobiography “Becoming” which sold 14 million copies worldwide.

I know that first we have to concentrate on keeping the House and the Senate blue in the midterms, but it’s not too early to start pleading with Michelle Obama to run in 2024,

Run Michelle, Run!