Melania Deftly Avoids Being Kissed by Trump

Melania Trump often swats away Donald Trump’s hand when he reaches for hers during public appearances intended to project affection. Although her role as a trophy wife occasionally requires her to appear with him in public, it does not necessarily include physical contact.

Few would blame Melania for brushing aside her husband’s grotesque, doll-like hands, but one prospect seems even worse than holding Trump’s hand: kissing him on the lips. Can you imagine the orange baboon leaning in attempting to kiss you with his orifice that resembles a sphincter? The horror! The horror.

Recently at a ceremony at the Rose Garden Trump leaned in for a kiss, puckering his hideous lips, Melania turned her head away in disgust, offering him her cheek instead.

I feel no sympathy for gold-digging Melania, and I feel even less for Trump, there are plenty of bimbos like Natalie Harp who are dying to French kiss his anus-looking mouth.

Any parent who allows the ugly fascist to kiss their baby at a campaign event should have their baby taken away by Children’s Services.

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