“During his recent trip to Washington, Chinese officials made some highly specific requests for President Xi Jinping. They wanted to guarantee the 73-year-old leader had plenty of time to rest between meetings with President Donald Trump.

The Chinese team asked for a private room in the West Wing. Only his wife, Peng Liyuan, was permitted inside to be with him.”

MSN

Chinese President Xi Jinping is 73 and shows no signs of dementia, cankles, obesity, or a heart condition. Even so, his aides ensure that the stocky septuagenarian avoids overexertion and gets ample rest.

At 80, President Donald Trump needs adequate rest, particularly given concerns about his cognitive and physical health. Yet his aides appear unwilling to urge him to avoid shouting or speaking at length during rallies—antics that could increase his risk of a stroke or heart attack.

In between meeting with world leaders Trump should have a private room in the White House, and only Natalie Harp should be permitted inside with him. She can change his diapers, fellatio him, breathe on his cold and decomposing hands and give him a pep talk.

Under the tender ministrations of Natalie maybe Sleepy Don will not look Like Weekend at Bernie’s when he is conversing with world leaders.

Allowances must be made for a decrepit and demented octogenarian who is one Big Mac away from a stroke.