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Evangelicals Have Found a Home in MAGA and a Savior in Donald Trump

Donald Trump’s white evangelical supporters zealously back him because their anachronistic religious doctrines are rendered obsolete and irrelevant by science and education. Data always prevails against dogma, and religious fundamentalists are a joke in the prevalent zeitgeist of our secular democracy.

Evangelicals are shunned by our technological society, but they have found a home in MAGA and a savior in Donald Trump.  The transactional, pragmatic, and cynical Trump thinks they are useful idiots, but he caters to their every wish to solidify their support.

Evangelicals have a mindset where there are no shades of gray, everything is black and white, right or wrong, and Trump’s confident boasting, with no nuance or complexity resonates with them.

They hate everyone who doesn’t belong to their sect, and Trump’s hateful and vindictive spirit resonates with them. They share the sociopath’s hatred of trans people, gays and lesbians, and all racial and religious minorities.

Evangelicals know that Trump is an agent of chaos and conflict, but they could care less as long as his fury is aimed at Democrats and progressives and not at them.

Evangelicals are educationally and intellectually unequipped to  refute or even understand climate change, evolution, and economic disparity, and they respond to any argument by saying “the Bible says it, I believe it, and that settles it” or “Trump was right about everything.”

The tension between obstinate belief and modernity won’t end with the impeachment or death of Trump, but it will be a big step in the right direction.

Trump Makes Penis Joke on Live TV

With the world holding its collective breath, wondering if the commander-in-chief with the doll hands will ignite World War III with an inflammatory social media post or by joining Israel’s crusade to destroy its arch enemy, Trump stepped out on the lawn in front of the White House and… called for? A ceasefire? A negotiated settlement? A ratcheting down of kinetic activity?

Bitch, please. He made a crude dick joke. Trump is obsessed with dicks, whether it’s his own tiny dick or Arnold Palmer’s monster dick.

Trump was showing off two 100ft flag poles he put up outside the White House. Never mind that there are already plenty of American flags in the White House, the insecure bastard surrounds himself with phallic symbols to compensate for his inadequacy.

The profane buffoon stood in front of the cameras showing off the enormous flagpole. He then made a crude and sophomoric penis joke:

 “Let’s have a good – they call it a lifting. They also use another word but I’m not gonna use that word. It says with an E. Do you know what the word is? If I ever used it I would be run out of town. Alright. So enjoy it.”

What a dick! This is the fool whose decisions in the next hours and days may determine if the world blows up.

We’re screwed!

Mike Huckabee Urges Donald Trump to Bomb Iran

Mike Huckabee is an ordained Southern Baptist pastor, a MAGA zealot and a Christian Zionist who believes that God gave the Holy Land (including the West Bank, Jerusalem and the Golan Heights) to the Jews, and that Palestinians have no rights in Israel. He claims to have visited the country more than 100 times and taken at least 10,000 people there on tours.

President Donald Trump appointed Huckabee ambassador to Israel to solidify his support with his evangelical base. In his role as ambassador Huckabee sent Trump a text urging the America First president to put Israel first and bomb Iran.

He begins by appealing to Trump’s narcissism: “God spared you in Butler, PA to be the most consequential President in a century—maybe ever.” Evangelicals share Huckabee’s belief that God spared the life of a pathological liar, serial adulterer, abuser of women and blatant racist, while ignoring a firefighter who died shielding his family from gunfire.

“You have many voices speaking to you Sir, but there is only ONE voice that matters. HIS voice.” Trump may have many voices speaking to him, but they are all telling him what they think he wants to hear. As for “HIS voice”, anyone who claims to know the mind of God, or who claims that the Almighty spoke to him is delusional, a liar, or simply full of shit.

“I am your appointed servant in this land and am available for you but I do not try to get in your presence often because I trust your instincts.” Such obsequiousness, Huckabee acts like a supplicant who doesn’t think he’s worthy of being in the presence of his orange messiah.

“You sent me to Israel to be your eyes, ears and voice and to make sure our flag flies above our embassy. My job is to be the last one to leave. I will not abandon this post. Our flag will NOT come down! You did not seek this moment. This moment sought YOU!”

Huckabee makes a mockery of Christianity and dishonors the flag of the United States. It’s tragic that Trump is the commander-in-chief in this pivotal moment in the tragic history of the Middle East.

DHS Posts Provocative Uncle Sam Poster

“The Department of Homeland Security posted a striking graphic on its official X account. Uncle Sam, a symbol of American patriotism, is depicted nailing a poster to a wall that reads, ‘Help your country… and yourself.’ Written underneath the poster is the sentence, REPORT ALL FOREIGN INVADERS.’”

CNN

Uncle Sam is a personification of the federal government; he is meant to represent the political agenda of the state. The Uncle Sam poster was used to advantageous effect during World War I, when Uncle Sam was depicted pointing his finger at the viewer to recruit soldiers for the American Army.

The xenophobic and racist Donald Trump is inciting hatred and violence against brown and black migrants by peddling the damnable lie that we are under invasion by migrants from Mexico, and Central and South America and Muslim and African countries.

Trump, who posted the odious Uncle Sam poster to Instagram, is using the Uncle Sam image to rally support for his illegal, undemocratic, and racist deportation scheme.

The words written on the poster engender division, and make white Christian Americans fear and loathe migrants. Undocumented persons are not invaders; they are asylum seekers who dream of becoming a patch of the colorful American fabric.

If you see someone you suspect may be undocumented don’t report them to ICE, instead help your country by advising them of their legal rights and ministering to their physical needs.

How dare Trump equate turning in migrants to patriotism. Express your patriotism by fighting Trump’s deportation policy.

Fight Trump’s Fascist and Illegal Deportation Scheme

Donald Trump’s xenophobic and racist 2016 presidential campaign was encapsulated by his grandiose promise that he would build a great wall that would stretch across the entire southern border, and that Mexico would pay for it.

The vow energized Trump’s racist base, but the pathological liar knew damn well that his plan would never come to fruition. His administration built only 52 miles of new border wall, the majority which were replacements of smaller, dilapidated barriers.

Trump’s nativist and jingoistic 2024 presidential campaign was encapsulated by his pledge to deport millions of undocumented immigrants. This guarantee was a complete fantasy, not feasible and fatal to our economy if actually realized.

In the first one hundred days of Trump’s second term, ICE deported less than 65,000 undocumented persons. At this pace, the regime will fall woefully short of its goal of a million deportations this year.

Trump said ICE would start by deporting criminals, but most of the initial deportees aren’t violent criminals or gang members. It’s farm workers, landscapers, nannies, students, and factory workers who have been ripped from their communities and families and deported to countries where they face poverty and violence from criminal elements and repressive regimes.

To distract from the failure of his deportation scheme and from his failing economic and foreign policies, Trump federalized the National Guard in California, and deployed Marines to LA in a cynical effort to provoke and incite violence.

We must stand against this fascist state by protesting, and speaking truth to power, but we shouldn’t damage our mission to restore democracy by giving in to the temptation to resort to acts of violence or vandalism.

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Trump Spotted with Bulge in Crotch Area, What’s Up?

Donald Trump, a morbidly obese octogenarian who eschews exercise and subsists on Diet Cokes and Big Macs, was declared to be in “excellent health” after his annual physical examination in April 2025.

The quack who proclaimed that Trump is in excellent health must be a proctologist whose head is so far up his patient’s ass that he cannot see his glaring cognitive decline and deteriorating physical condition.

Recent images of Trump prove that he is in even worse physical shape than we imagined. A photograph taken just a week ago at a UFC fight depicts the president with a noticeable bulge in the crotch area of his pants. Stormy Daniels who has seen his pecker up and close (the only way you can see it is up and close) will tell you that his shriveled mushroom shaped prick will not cause even the slightest bulge. A more likely explanation is that the incontinent bastard was wearing a Foley catheter, a tube inserted into the bladder to drain urine that is collected into a bag.

Other photographs have led to speculation that the decrepit fool is wearing a hidden leg brace. Trump has a fat head, a huge stomach and an even bigger ass, and spindly legs. Of course, he is wearing a leg brace, which is the only way his skinny legs can support his humongous body. No wonder he recently stumbled on the steps of Air Force One.

Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the King’s horses and all the King’s men couldn’t put Humpty together again. Am I the only one hoping Trump will have a great fall from the top of the stairs of Air Force One?

Democracy’s Epic Failure: we Elected Trump, a Steaming Pile of Human excrement

Twice impeached, adjudicated rapist and convicted felon Donald J. Trump is the most unqualified, incompetent and corrupt president in American history.

The grifter-in-chief made no attempt to lend legitimacy to his regime and to distract the public from his sheer ineptitude by hiring competent, qualified and experienced professionals to serve in his Cabinet.

Instead, the sociopath went out of his way to hire morally reprehensible and clueless fools to staff the most important positions in his administration.

They were selected for their ability to flatter Trump and stroke his ego. Forgive me, I shouldn’t use polite language to soften the depravity. They were hired as fluffers to stroke his puny presidential pecker.

The always televised Trump Cabinet meetings are humiliation rituals where his subordinates (many of them former critics) showcase their fealty and devotion.

Trump calls on his deputies one by one, they effusively praise him, and they try to outdo each other in their flattery of their orange messiah. The circle jerk and orgy of obsequiousness is enough to make North Korea’s Dear Leader blush.

A foreigner unfamiliar with American politics, who witnessed a cabinet meeting, would think that the American people elected a gifted, wise and benevolent leader.

If only they knew that our democracy failed, and we elected a steaming pile of human excrement.

Trump’s PDB Should Be Delivered by Topless Adult Movie Stars

“Trump’s intelligence chief is exploring ways to revamp his routine intelligence briefing in order to build his trust in the material and make it more aligned with how he likes to consume information.

One idea that’s been discussed is creating a video version of the PDB that’s made to look and feel like a Fox News broadcast.”

NBC News

The Presidential Daily Briefing (PDB) is a classified briefing that includes written text, as well as graphs and images.

Trump is functionally illiterate with the attention span of a toddler. He cannot read a children’s book in one sitting, if it is longer than a three-minute read. His intelligence briefers should eliminate all written documents, even if the data is presented in comic book format.

It’s an excellent idea to create a video version of the PDB that is made to resemble a Fox News broadcast. Fox is a propaganda arm of the administration, and the horndog-in-chief has hired several former Fox News fluffers to serve in the White House.

Fox News anchors and reporters are blond buxom babes with a penchant for wearing short skirts and sporting plunging necklines. The only females that Trump likes more than them are porn stars. The new PDB should employ topless porn stars to read the classified intelligence analysis.

Trump will be more likely to remember and take a warning seriously that Iran has significantly increased its uranium enrichment capabilities if it’s whispered seductively by a naked porn star than if it’s read sternly by an intelligence officer.

Trump Posts Meme Saying, ‘He’s on a Mission from God’ Featuring Pepe the Frog

Shortly after a trade court blocked his new “Liberation Day”’ tariffs Donald Trump posted a meme of himself on Truth Social with the words “He’s on a mission from God & nothing can stop what is Coming.”

The menacing picture depicts the disgraced president walking down a dark city street and it includes the alt-right symbol Pepe the Frog in the background.

People who are not steeped in MAGA conspiracy theories will simply interpret the meme as Trump’s response to the courts striking down his tariff regime.

But the Dear Leader’s followers will interpret the inclusion of Pepe as a hidden message to the faithful that he will root out and destroy the cannibalistic Democratic pedophiles from within the deep state and liberal ruling class. They will comfort themselves with the belief that their Orange Message is on a Mission from God to deport Brown and Black migrants, demonize and criminalize the LGBT community, decimate Medicare, SNAP and Medicaid, and declare war on everyone who hasn’t swallowed the Kool-Aid.

In the classic 1980 film The Blues Brothers, Jake and Elwood were on a “mission from God” to save the Catholic orphanage where they were raised. They were trying to get their band back together to raise money and pay off the orphanage’s back taxes.

Damn Trump for co-opting the famous phrase from Blues Brothers. If Belushi were still alive he’d do a sequel wherein Jake and Elwood would be on a mission from God to save America by destroying Trump.

Evil Pumpkin Head Donald Trump Calls Bruce Springsteen a ‘Dried Out Old Prune’

Donald Trump, the former reality show star, craves the adulation of rock stars, but most of the entertainers who support him are aging, washed-up pop stars like Kid Rock, Black Nazis like Kanye West, calcified country crooners like Billy Ray Cyrus and notorious misogynists and accused child molesters like Ted Nugent.

Bruce Springsteen is an icon, a legend and still a superstar at 75 years-old, and he will never disgrace himself by praising the steaming pile of human excrement known as Donald Trump.

To the contrary, the Boss called the Trump administration corrupt, incompetent, and treasonous. On his tour opening show in Manchester, U.K. he urged his audience to fight against Trump’s fascism:

“Tonight, we ask all who believe in democracy and the best of our American spirit to rise with us, raise your voices and stand with us against authoritarianism and let freedom ring.”

Trump responded to Springsteen’s withering attack by calling him a “dried out old prune.” The rock legend is four years younger than Trump, is in excellent physical and mental health and his concerts typically run for about three hours. That doesn’t seem like a dried out old prune to me.

Trump on the other hand, looks like a decaying Jack-o’-lantern pumpkin that’s been tossed on the side of the road.

Trump would be well-advised to bask in the attention of losers like West and Nugent, and not to tangle with winners like Bruce Springsteen.

Trump: ‘I Know Words, the Best Words’

“I know words, I know the best words.”

Donald Trump

Trump is a functionally illiterate person averse to reading anything more substantial than editorials in conservative publications praising his administration. He does not have the attention span or intellect to read even the CliffsNotes of the great works of literature.

This ignorant narcissist can nevertheless boast that he has written about a dozen books. Of course, every book in his canon was ghostwritten.

Trump knows words, the best words that are the lexicon of elementary school children. Like most children he loves superlatives and generously sprinkles his speeches with them.

Like most kindergartners he has a penchant for fixating on words and phrases, whether it is “tariffs”, “build the wall” or “MAGA.”

And like most toddlers he often makes up his nonsensical words like “covfefe”, and he considers himself a genius for inventing them.

Trump’s favorite word is “Trump;” squirts scribble their names on walls and etch their names on furniture and Trump loves to Sharpie his John Hancock on important documents and name buildings after himself.

The moron took credit for creating a new word while blathering about lowering drug prices — a word (equalize) that’s been in the English language for centuries.

“Basically, what we’re doing is equalizing. There’s a new word that I came up with, which is probably the best word.”

 I know words, the best words, the most wonderful words in the world, and the word that best fits Trump is moron!

Trump Hates Africans, But he Loves Afrikaners

“The Trump administration is treating Afrikaners, white descendants of mainly Dutch colonizers in South Africa, as ‘refugees’ and plans to bring them to the United States next week.

Trump is even planning on a welcome delegation of government officials to greet the first 54 people as they arrive at Dulles Airport on Monday.”

TNR

Donald Trump’s anti-immigration policy is rooted in racism and xenophobia. He demonizes immigrants from Mexico, Latin America, and the Caribbean, and he frequently repeats the false claim that prisoners from “the Congo” have been released into the United States to prey on Americans. No doubt Maga cultists have nightmares about headhunters from the Congo breaking into their trailer homes, stealing their beer, raping their cousins (i.e. wives) and BBQing their pets.

Trump hates Africans, but he loves Afrikaners, white South Africans of Dutch descent, who implemented and enforced apartheid, the discriminatory system of racial segregation.

Afrikaner farmers claim to face violence and discrimination; the South African government denies their allegations of racial discrimination. Elon Musk, who grew up under the benefits of apartheid in South Africa claims that Afrikaners are facing genocide. Elon has tremendous influence; is he being rewarded for his financial generosity?

In his first day in office Trump banned virtually all refugees as part of his crusade to make America white again. But Trump is giving Afrikaners priority status, expediting the process of their resettlement.

In addition to the welcoming committee will the Afrikaners be granted a free stay in the Lincoln bedroom.

Donald Trump Channels Marie Antoinette

I imagine Donald Trump had hundreds of dolls i.e., action figures to play with as a child. We know that the Manhattan Trump Tower had an entire floor for Barron Trump’s toys, including a Mercedes Benz, electric toy car, which had the logo and a license plate reading ‘BARRON’.

The manchild with doll hands still has dolls on his mind. In response to warning that his tariffs will lead to empty store shelves, Trump said: “Maybe children will have two dolls instead of 30 dolls, you know, and maybe the two dolls will cost a couple of bucks more than they would normally.”

Trump grew up in a billionaires’ milieu where every young girl has dozens of dolls to play with, but if a working-class family were gifted 30 dolls, they would sell most of them on eBay to help pay the bills.

A disturbing image just came to me: the buffoon dressed in drag as Marie Antoinette saying, “let them eat cake, and let their daughters play with two dolls.”

Trump does not care how his tariffs will impact ordinary Americans, not only will they impact the price of toys made in China, but they will impact the price of houses, cars, furniture and just about every product imaginable.

All I need is one doll, a voodoo doll to represent Trump. I would insert a pin in his heart.

We know the fate that befell Marie Antoinette, Trump would be well-advised to reconsider his catastrophic tariffs war.

Trump is a Steaming Pile of Human Shit

The golden rule of those basking in their golden years is: Respect your elders.

I am a boomer, but I call bullshit on this hackneyed mantra. When I was a child and anyone in authority, be it a teacher, member of the clergy or my parents told me to revere my elders I nodded in agreement, even though I realized that most adults are not worthy of veneration.

Respect is a two-way street; it is not something that is bestowed automatically simply because someone is older. Respect must be earned, and I urge the younger generations to respect only those who treat them with respect and whose words and actions are worthy of admiration.

Case in point: Donald Trump

In deference to his prestigious office and advanced years should we treat Donald Trump with respect?

Does Trump treat anyone with respect? It’s a rhetorical question, everyone knows that he is vindictive towards his enemies, contemptuous of his allies, and disrespectful towards everyone who does not bow down before him.

Are Trump’s words and actions worthy of respect? Almost every word that emanates from his sphincter-shaped mouth is a lie, an obscenity or sheer lunacy. His every action is self-serving and calculated to enrich his bank accounts or burnish his brand.

Youngsters, please feel free to heap profanities on the steaming pile of human shit.

Trump’s Blue Suit at Pope Francis’ Funeral Sparks Outrage

The Vatican’s dress code requires male guests attending papal funerals to wear a formal black suit, black tie, and a black lapel pin.

President Donald Trump was sharply criticized for wearing his trademark blue suit, paired with a blue tie and an American flag lapel pin.

The 78-year-old president stuck out like a sore thumb in a sea of attendees dressed in black, the proper color for such an event.

Catholics and non-Catholics alike consider black attire appropriate for funerals, but nobody should be surprised that an attention seeking narcissist did not follow social conventions.

I am surprised Trump did not attend the papal funeral in his birthday suit, expecting everyone to praise his most splendid funeral suit befitting the Emperor of the World.

Trump should have worn mismatched clothing, oversized shoes, a pink wig and painted his nose red, befitting his status as the biggest clown in the world.

But even if Trump had worn a formal black suit and a black tie, he would still have been out of place. A leader who embodies the spirt of the antichrist has no place in a funeral honoring a pope who patterned his life and ministry after Christ.

Donald Trump: ‘Vladimir, Stop’

“I am not happy with the Russian strikes on KYIV. Not necessary, and very bad timing. Vladimir Stop.

Donald Trump

Trump posted this plaintive plea after Putin launched one of the most damaging attacks on a Ukrainian city since it invaded its neighbor more than three years ago.

It came a day after Trump said he believed “Russia is ready” for a peace deal with Ukraine.

Of course, Trump thinks Russia is ready for a peace deal, after all he’s given Putin everything he wants, including conceding that Crimea belongs to Russia.

Trump is besotted with the Russian dictator, and he’s made many concessions on Ukraine’s behalf, while not asking for any concessions from him.

During his presidential campaign, the dealmaker-in-chief repeatedly bragged that he would end the war between Russia and Ukraine “in 24 hours” upon taking office. Almost one hundred days later and he’s ready to quit negotiations if there isn’t a deal in the next few days.

“Vladimir, stop,” is not a demand from a statesman in control of the negotiations, it’s a desperate plea from a weakling supplicant.

“Vladimir, stop,” is not what the putative Leader of the Free World tells a 3rd rate power who is mercilessly bombing a smaller nation.

“Vladimer, stop,” isn’t President Ronald Reagan instructing Mikhail Gorbachev to “tear down this wall.”

“Vladimir, stop,” is a desperate appeal from a weak and cowardly piece of garbage.

“Vladimir, stop,” is the embarrassing supplication that embodies the weakness and veniality of the Trump administration.

Trump’s Reaction to FSU Mass Shooting: ‘Things Like This Take Place’

“While speaking with reporters in the Oval Office, Donald Trump made his first public comments on the shooting. ‘It’s a shame. Horrible thing. Horrible thing. Things like this take place.’”

Yahoo.com

A shooter opened fire on campus at Florida State University, killing two people and injuring six others. Unfortunately, this is a sickening scenario that has become commonplace in high schools, universities, houses of worship, concert venues and almost anywhere that people congregate in public.

When such senseless acts of violence take place, reporters ask the president, who is supposed to be the consoler-in-chief, to say a few words to try to make sense of the senseless.

The current president is a sociopath incapable of empathy, so we should not be surprised that his initial reaction was: “things like this take place.” He might as well have said, “shit happens.”

When questioned later by reporters on whether another mass shooting should result in changes to gun legislation, Trump instead defended the Second Amendment.

Trump was not so cavalier when an assassin’s bullet nicked his ear. He milked the moment for all it was worth, wearing a bandage that looked like a sanitary pad for weeks afterward.

A vacuous statement like “Things like this take place” from the president and “thoughts and prayer” offered by the MAGA faithful are like a slap on the face to the victims’ families.

We need to take gun violence seriously and we need gun legislation that bans assault rifles. That’s what the victims’ of gun violence want.

Trump and MAGA Faithful Incapable of Empathy

The Old Testament God was vengeful, jealous, and quick to wrath, and his chosen people lived by the code of exacting a tooth for a tooth and an eye for an eye. If Jehovah ordered the Israelites to commit genocide against the peoples who were living in the promised land, you could not expect them to express empathy for foreigners.

The God of the New Testament is forgiving, tolerant and merciful, and his followers lived by the Golden Rule.

MAGA evangelicals disdain Jesus as woke and weak, and they embrace the macho deity of the Old Testament who didn’t flinch from drowning every man, woman, and child in the world, except for Noah and his incestuous family.

Trump is a sociopath incapable of empathy, and in the eyes of his supporters, the sociopathy of their orange messiah is superior to the empathy of Jesus.

They have no empathy for immigrants who are fleeing poverty and persecution in their homelands and seeking freedom and dignity in America. They have no empathy for the LGBTQ community who are not seeking any special rights, but seeking equality in the church, workplace and in the public square. They have no sympathy for Blacks, Latinos and other racial minorities who are struggling to make America a more perfect union. They have no empathy for anyone who doesn’t look like them.

I’d rather follow the Golden Rule than subscribe to the “they who have the gold make the rules” philosophy of the Oligarchs and their MAGA useful idiots.

Trump Snubs RFK Jr.’s Wife at UFC Match

“Donald Trump appeared to awkwardly leave Cheryl Hines hanging when she reached out to shake hands with him at a UFC 314 match.

The president warmly greeted Hines’s husband, Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F Kennedy Jr, who was standing next to her. But as Hines prepared to shake Trump’s hand, he walked straight past her.”

Independent

UFC matches are a testosterone fueled environment where most of the females present are trophy wives or ring girls with big boobs and bootylicious butts.

Therefore, it shouldn’t come as a surprise that the misogynist-in-chief Donald Trump disrespected Cheryl Hines the wife of Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F Kennedy Jr.

Hines made no attempt to conceal her disappointment as she frowned, pouted, and turned to her husband looking for empathy, he sheepishly smiled back at her.

Was she really expecting her husband to express shock or anger at the disrespect heaped on her by the adjudicated rapist? Trump loves to attack the spouses of his political enemies, just ask Ted Cruz.

Why does Trump have such unbridled animosity for Hines? Well, Kennedy has acknowledged that his wife, a liberal Democrat, was uncomfortable with his decision to support Trump after suspending his own independent presidential campaign.

Hines didn’t leave her husband because he has a worm in his brain, or due to his penchant for dumping dead bears in Central Park but embracing Trump and not seeming to object when he humiliated her should be the last straw.

Dump the loser!

Vanessa Horabuena Speed Paints a Portrait of Donald Trump

A speed painter is an “artist” who creates a painting within a limited timeframe, usually only a few minutes. These performers will never be mistaken for a Vincent van Gogh, Rembrandt or a Picasso, but they possess rudimentary artistic skills that impress drunken yokels. They’re usually hired as opening acts for 2nd rate standup comics, lounge singers, strippers or as featured guests at a Trump event.

Vanessa Horabuena is a Christian worship leader, life coach, speed painter and Trump fanatic who was hired to perform a live painting of Trump at the Liberty Ball, a presidential inaugural ball.

Horabuena looked like she was possessed by a demon or maybe she was high on amphetamines as she created her macabre portrait of her orange messiah.

She was accompanied by religious worship music, and the cultists were raising their hands in praise of Jesus (Trump?).

The speed painting of the monster who is an embodiment of the antichrist is a literal and metaphorical picture of idolatry.

As a sardonic tribute to the demented speed painter, I drafted this short essay in about five minutes, hopefully it will serve as a counterbalance to her blasphemous and idolatrous work.

Selfie of Karoline Leavitt Wearing ‘Make America Blond Again’ Shirt is Real

“A photograph is circulating that allegedly shows White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt wearing a black T-shirt with white writing that reads: “Make America Blonde Again.” The picture appears to depict the Trump administration spokesperson taking a selfie in a mirror at a hair salon.”

Snopes.com

Snopes verdict: True! Not fake news. Not the product of digital editing or artificial intelligence software.

White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt is the quintessential female face of the MAGA Trump administration: deer in the headlights stare, heavy eye makeup, pronounced facial contour, and blond locks befitting a Nazi Queen.

Of course, she usually wears the requisite MAGA accessory: a dangling ostentatious gold cross dangling from her neck.

Leavitt taking a selfie while wearing a black T-shirt with white writing that reads, “Make America Blond Again”, is the ultimate dumb blond joke. Leavitt’s blank stare indicates that she is oblivious to the racist connotations of her controversial shirt.

Her T-Shirt is as offensive as a red MAGA cap. When exactly was America great for Blacks, Latinos or Native Americans? The further back we go back in time the more of a dystopian nightmare life in America was for racial, sexual, and religious minorities.

We need to make America great by making White Nationalist Christian bimbos too ashamed and afraid to wear blatantly racist attire.

Elon Musk Humiliates Himself Trying to Buy Wisconsin Supreme Court

Elon Musk, the world’s richest person, subscribes to the philosophy that “he who dies with the most toys wins.” Musk bought Tesla and turned it into the most successful EV company in the world before his affinity for extremist rightwing political parties in Europe and his bromance with Donald Trump sent Tesla shares plummeting.

He bought Twitter and turned the world’s most successful micro-blogging into a toxic site infested with racists and conspiracy theorists. Advertisers, corporations, and liberals deserted the site, nobody wants to be associated with his malignant social media platform.

Musk’s most controversial purchase was Trump, he poured more than a quarter of a billion dollars into the sociopath’s presidential campaign. Trump rewarded Musk by making him co-president and giving him free rein to slash the federal budget. Musk’s purchase of Trump is destined to be a bigger disaster than Twitter and Tesla combined.

After buying the American presidency Musk was under the delusion that there wasn’t anything he couldn’t buy. He tried to buy Wisconsin’s democracy to corrupt Wisconsin’s judiciary. The billionaire did everything in his power to buy a Wisconsin Supreme Court seat: he poured $20 million into the race, paid voters $100 to sign a petition against “activist judges” and gave out three $1million checks to voters.

But Wisconsin voters told Musk “You can’t buy our Supreme Court.” Liberal Judge Susan Crawford crushed Musk’s candidate, Judge Brad Schimel.

Hopefully, Musk’s humiliation will cause him to exit politics and concentrate on saving Tesla.

After Trump Meets with Laura Loomer, Security Officials get Loomered

Donald Trump has been urged to fire Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth and other top security officials by influential pundits and top tier politicians following the devastating leak of extremely sensitive war plans. But Trump dismisses SignalGate as fake news and a witch hunt, and he refuses to fire or even discipline anyone involved in the debacle.

But after one 30-minute meeting with Laura Loomer, a MAGA influencer who is batshit crazy, he fired have a dozen security officials because she accused them of being disloyal neo-cons, and not due to their incompetence that endangered the lives of military personnel.

Loomer, a MAGA firebreather, has a penchant for posting Islamophobic and anti-immigrant posts on social media and she infamously made vile racist attacks against Kamala Harris. Naturally, she has the ear of the racist-in chief Donald Trump, and he values her opinion even though she is not officially a member of his administration.

Loomer is so notorious for ambush-style interviews that her surname has become a verb; politicians rarely agree to be interviewed by her for fear of “getting Loomered.”

The wrong individuals got Loomered, instead of low-level security officials, it should have Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth and Security Adviser Mike Walz who got Loomered.

Of course, it’s Trump who should be fired for surrounding himself with incompetent sycophants and crazy conspiracy theorists who care more about fluffing their messiah and furthering their own careers than they do about defending the rule of law and preserving our democracy.

Karoline Leavitt says SignalGate Case Closed

When White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt stands behind the podium that bears the presidential seal, she usually has a large cross dangling from her neck. She is sending a signal to the assembled reporters and to television viewers that she is representing President Donald Trump, her orange messiah.

During her Monday press briefing Leavitt was asked for an update on any review to the SignalGate debacle that witnessed a reporter accidentally added to a group chat in which top Trump officials discussed a war strike on Yemen.

“This case has been closed here at the White House, as far as we are concerned,” she snapped. “There have been steps made to ensure that something like that can obviously never happen again.”

“Case closed”. The message could not be any clearer, the Trump administration is done talking about the group war chat, and everyone else should fall in line, including reporters.

The case has never been opened, and the administration has not explicitly stated what steps, if any, have been taken to ensure that such a colossal mistake will never happen again.

Case not closed. Most of the White House correspondents are not members of the cult, and their job is to hold regime officials accountable for their mistakes and lapses in judgment.

SignalGate is unacceptable. Reporters must demand answers. Citizens must demand accountability. We must hold the Trump administration accountable for their gross incompetence and glaring arrogance that is making our country less safe, and our democracy more fragile.

Signalgate

Roy Cohn was the embodiment of evil, in his autobiography he dubbed himself, “a new strain of sonofabitch.” He was Senator Joseph McCarthy’s chief counsel during the Army-McCarthy hearings in 1954, when he assisted McCarthy in his crusade to destroy democracy in the name of fighting communism.

Cohn had a sociopath’s instinct for sniffing out evil, and he represented and mentored Donald Trump during Trump’s early business career.

Trump’s never forgotten the three rules he learned from his mentor: always attack, always deny everything, and always declare victory. These rules have served Trump well in his business, entertainment, and political careers.

Trump is a pathological practiced liar, and his penchant for lying has permeated his administration. They deny the unpleasant, inconvenient, and incriminating truth, attack those who speak truth to power, and they always declare victory even when they are standing in the rubble of a devastating defeat.

So, when caught red-handed sharing classified information on a public messaging app, Vice President JD Vance, Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth, Secretary of State Marco Rubio, and the other security officials, did what their sociopath boss would have done: brazenly lie.

Signalgate was an egregious act of incompetence, and an unparalleled display of arrogance that risked national security, put the lives of our miliary personnel at risk and flouted laws that try to ensure government accountability.

Signalgate has exposed that deceitful brats who express themselves with emojis hold the highest offices in our government and are beholden to the King of Lies.