Trump Begs for Campaign Donations as Hurricane Ian Destroys Florida

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There is no shame in Donald Trump’s game. Armed with the knowledge that his followers will still worship him as the Messiah if he shoots a little old lady trying to cross 5th avenue in New York City, he never loses an opportunity to shear his sheep.

As Ian, the hurricane of the century, (which thanks to climate change is now a yearly event), battered Florida and plunged the state into darkness he made an urgent appeal from his Mar-a-Lago home for the fellow residents of the Sunshine State to give donations to the Red Cross.

I kid. Midway through Hurricane Ian’s path of destruction across Florida, Trump asked his supporters to donate to his presidential bid. After all, when a hurricane has ripped the roof of your house, and flooded the first floor, the first thought on your mind is, “I really need to donate money to billionaire Trump’s presidential campaign.”

Riding out the storm at his Mar-A-Lago palatial estate, Trump posted a video asking the public to contribute:

“We have a major fundraising deadline coming up. There has never been a time like this, our country has never been so disrespected, or so low, certainly in the minds of leaders all over the world.”

There’s a sucker born every minute, and there’s a new Trump supporter born as a pimple in his fat ass every second, and I have no doubt that his video will elicit donations.

Every natural disaster brings out the best in some people, and the worst in moral reprobates like Donald Trump.