Eulogist at Qassem Soleimani’s Funeral Calls for Trump’s Assassination! What Do You Think?

A eulogist at the funeral procession of Iranian general Qassem Soleimani has called for President Donald Trump to be assassinated.

“Anyone who brings the yellow haired lunatic to us will get 80 million dollars from the Iranian people”, said the grief-stricken and outraged mourner.

He wasn’t alone in his grief and outrage at the Trump administration, more than a million people took to the streets of Tehran to pay their respects to the iconic Iranian military and political leader, and to vent their anger at the aforementioned yellow haired lunatic.

It shouldn’t be surprising that Iranians are calling for the assassination of Trump, “an eye for an eye” is a proverb that everyone in the Middle East lives by. If Trump ordered the assassination of an Iranian government official naturally the patriotic people of Iran are calling out for the blood of the feckless leader of America.

I didn’t shed any tears when Soleimani was murdered, the blood of hundreds of American soldiers and tens of thousands of Syrian and Iraqi civilians are in his hands, and likewise I won’t shed any tears if Trump is assassinated, he has destroyed democracy, civility and morality in the homeland and he has made America a worldwide laughingstock.

Japanese Town Offering Discount Funerals for Seniors Who Give Up Driving

“A Japanese town is offering elderly drivers discount funerals as an incentive to give up their licenses — and hopefully delay their own memorials.

The Ichinomiya Police Department is partnering with the Heiankaku funeral home, which has 89 locations in Aichi prefecture, to offer 15 percent discounts on funeral services for elderly residents who agree to forfeit their driver`s licenses.

Recent statistics released by prefecture police indicated drivers over the age of 75 were blamed for 13 percent of the prefecture`s fatal traffic collisions in 2016.

UPI

Kudos to the Japanese town of Heiankaku for trying to convince elderly drivers to forfeit their driver`s licenses.

The elderly are a menace on the road; they tend to drive huge cars; they impede the flow of traffic by driving too damn slow, and their motor skills are too slow to react to quickly changing traffic conditions.

As soon as a driver reaches the age of 65 his license should be revoked, and as compensation he should be granted a 25 percent discount on Uber.

The only motorized vehicle a person over age 65 should drive is a Hoveround scooter.

Whenever there is an accident involving a senior citizen and a normal driver, the police offer should always assume the old person is at fault.

In a perfect world our highways and byways would be senior citizen free zones.

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