Joe Biden Really Needs to Stop Hugging Children

“Everybody knows I like kids better than people. Fortunately, they like me. That’s maybe why I like them”

Joe Biden during a Build Back Better event talking about the child tax credit in Hartford, Connecticut.

These words are creepy, coming from someone who has demonstrated an unnatural attraction for children. In fact, Biden’s predilection for embracing children is well documented, just search for “Creepy Joe Biden ” on YouTube.

To emphasize how much he loves children, he bearhugged a toddler outside the Capital Child Development Center. Never mind the creepy optics, it’s criminally negligent for Biden to hug an unvaccinated toddler during a pandemic. 

No wonder nearby protestors shouted: Fuck Joe Biden.

Trump: Republicans Won’t be Voting in 2020 or 2024 if ‘Presidential Election Fraud’ Not Solved

In a statement emailed to his supporters Trump said the following:

“If we don’t solve the Presidential Election Fraud of 2020 (which we have thoroughly and conclusively documented), Republicans will not be voting in ’22 or ’24.”

As usual the reality is the polar opposite of what Donald Trump asserts to be true. State and federal judges dismissed more than 50 lawsuits presented by then President Donald trump and his allies challenging the election or its outcome. The only thing that has been thoroughly and conclusively documented is that Trump spent his last months in power doing everything to undermine a free and fair election.

I instinctively and as a matter of course advise Trump’s devotees not to follow the advice of their morally bankrupt and intellectually deficient messiah.

But this is one time when I urge Trump’s supporters to heed the words of their Dear Leader. According to their eschatology Trump was anointed by God to Make America Great Again, and that means that they must accept every utterance by him as the Word of God. Listen to your messiah and don’t participate in any rigged elections. Don’t vote for Republicans candidates in 2022 or 2024.

A broken clock is right twice a day and for once in his life Trump has given worthy advice: Stay home Republicans and don’t vote in 2022 and 2024.

Superman Changes Motto to ‘Truth, Justice and a Better Tomorrow’

“Superman is officially moving on from ‘the American Way.’

Jim Lee, chief creative officer and publisher of DC, announced on Saturday during the virtual fan event DC Fandome that the Man of Steel’s motto will be ‘evolving’ from the well-known mantra that he fights for ‘Truth, Justice and the American Way.’

Superman’s new ‘mission statement’: ‘Truth, Justice and a Better Tomorrow.’”

Variety

Superman was born on the planet Krypton and I always found it hard to believe that he would adopt such a provincial mindset and fight for Truth, Justice and the American Way.

Superman was the original global citizen and he would never fight under the banner of “American Exceptionalism” “the American Way,” or any other such claptrap.

Superman belongs to the world and it’s a perversion of justice and truth to claim him as a uniquely American ideal.

Most movies, especially superhero movies, make more money overseas than they do in America, and it’s bad marketing to present Superman as fighting for the American Way.

It will be a better tomorrow when we stop thinking that America is better than every other country. Just remember, Trump became president and almost destroyed our democracy in our exceptional nation.

Donald Trump: I’m Not Into Golden Showers

The National Republican Senatorial Committee held a retreat in Palm Springs, Florida to discuss their strategy for retaking the House and Senate in the midterm elections.

In a classic example of being off subject, unprompted Donald Trump blurted “I’m not into golden showers.” “You know the great thing, our great first lady, “That one, she said, I don’t believe that one.” Am I supposed to infer that Melania believes every other disgusting accusation against her husband?

The short-fingered vulgarian resurrected the unsubstantiated claim that he once ordered prostitutes to perform golden showers in front of him while at a hotel in Russia. There’s a rumor that the tawdry episode was captured on video.

Trump is a pathological liar, and if he declares, “I’m not into golden showers”, that means that he’s drowning in golden showers. I would bet his wispy hair is urine-colored because of his penchant for indulging in golden showers.

If a patriot leaks the Trump Golden Showers video it would break the internet, but it wouldn’t necessarily destroy Trump’s chances of retaking the White House in 2024. If a video emerged of prostitutes pissing on him, his evangelical believers would declare that we were witnessing a miracle: Angels showering their orange messiah with the blessings of the Holy Ghost.

The EPA should declare Trump a toxic waste site: his face is sprayed with suntan chemicals, his diapers are full of shit, he’s drenched in urine courtesy of Russian working girls, and one can only imagine how many STD’s thrive on his puny presidential pecker.

Trump is so disgusting, I can’t write another word and I’m going to take a nice long shower.

North Carolina Lt. Gov. Mark Robinson Calls Homosexuality ‘Filth’

Lieutenant Governors are non-entities, in fact most citizens can’t name the Lt. Gov of their state, and a politician who holds this dubious position must say something outrageous to make the news.

Enter North Carolina Lt. Gov. Mark Robinson who told a church congregation: “there’s no reason anybody anywhere in America should be telling any child about transgenderism, homosexuality, any of that filth.

“And yes, I called it filth,” Robinson told attendees of the Asbury Baptist Church in Seagrove. “And if you don’t like it that I called it filth, come see me and I’ll explain it to you.”

Facing backlash and calls for his resignation, Robinson took a more nuanced tone, explaining that he does not think homosexuality or transgenderism is filth, but the way it is being taught in a few schools is.

Robinson backtracked a little to save his job, but I’m sure that in the privacy of his home he refers to gays, lesbian and trans individuals using adjectives even more offensive than “filth.”

I find it reprehensible that Robinson referred to his gay and lesbian constituents as “filth.” Homophobia is unacceptable in a church setting or anywhere else, especially by an elected politician.

Homophobia is filth and it should be condemned whenever it rears its ugly head whether it’s in a church, political gathering or anywhere else.

It’s time to take the filth out in North Carolina, the citizens of this great state should demand that Robinson resign.

The My Pillow Guy, Mike Lindell, Inducted into Christian Hall of Fame! WTF?

Mike Lindell, pillow entrepreneur, proponent of the Big Lie, spreader of false conspiracy theories, evangelical Christian and former crackhead was indicted into the “Roaring Lambs Hall of Fame” Saturday. The dubious ward is bestowed on those who “confidently carried their faith and values into every corner of society.”

The concept of a hall of fame for Christians is antithetical to the teaching of Jesus Christ who in the Gospel of Matthew is quoted telling his faithful followers: “Rejoice and be glad, because great in your reward in heaven.”

The Bible admonishes Christians to be humble, and to give God the glory at all times. Believers should wait for their rewards in heaven and eschew earthly commendations.

Why the holy fuck is the Pillow Guy being inducted into a Christian Hall of Fame, when his behavior is patently unchristian? “Thou shalt not lie” is one of the Ten Commandments, and Lindell is on a mission from God to spread the Big Lie that the election was stolen from Donald Trump. “Thou shalt not bear false witness” is also one of the Ten Commandments, and Lindell has falsely accused Dominion employees of tinkering with their voting machines to steal votes from Trump.

The fact that a con artist who sells pillows at inflated prices and is spreading the Bib Lie that is undermining our democracy tells you everything you need to know about the evangelical movement.

Satanists and atheists behave more like Jesus Christ than white evangelicals and I’d rather be inducted to their halls of fame than to the Roaring Lambs Hall of Fame.

If the Physically Repulsive Trump Was Young and Handsome White Evangelicals Would Worship Him as Their New Savior

White evangelical Christians revere Donald Trump, and demonize his detractors and critics as godless liberals, socialists and infidels. Loyalty to Trump is as important to evangelicals as the divinity of Jesus Christ, the infallibility of the Bible and the sovereignty of God.

Trump is physically repulsive, witness his orange hued complexion, his wispy urine-colored hair, triple chin, sphincter-shaped mouth and tiny doll hands. In spite of Trump’s grotesque physical appearance and amoral character, evangelicals treat him like a demigod. I am convinced that if the short-fingered vulgarian was decades younger, handsome and articulate, white evangelicals would proclaim that he was the Second Coming of Jesus Christ.

Evangelicals main objective used to be to evangelize the world, that is to spread the Gospel of Jesus Christ. Their new mission is to spread Trumpism, especially its most important doctrine, the Big Lie that the 2020 election was stolen for their orange messiah.

A Christian can believe in the Trinity of God, the divinity of Jesus Christ, the inerrancy of Scripture and the need for a born-again experience, but if he doesn’t believe the Big Lie he is ostracized as a heretic.

Christians should reject the evangelical movement as a true expression of Christianity, and secular citizens should oppose evangelicals as zealously as they do Nazis and white supremacists.

Putin Intended to Distract Trump With Hot Female Translator at Japan Meeting

“Fiona Hill in an appearance on ‘Good Morning America’ on Monday confirmed that she believes Russian President Vladimir Putin deliberately chose an attractive woman to serve as his translator in order to distract former President Donald Trump during a 2019 meeting at the G20 Summit in Osaka, Japan.

A male interpreter was originally set to translate for the two world leaders but was replaced at ’the very last minute,’ Hill said.”

BusinessInsider.Com

Russian President Vladimir Putin, a former KGB foreign intelligence officer, is an expert at using a honeypot to manipulate adversaries.  The wily dictator knew that the best way to distract the serial philander American president and deceive him into giving away the store was by choosing a bombshell to serve as his translator.

Trump isn’t conversant with the nuances of geopolitics anyway, and it deosn’t take much to distract him at a meeting with a foreign head of state.

Trump and Putin may have been discussing Yugoslavia and Russian tampering in the 2016 election but the short-fingered vulgarian’s attention would have been focused on the beautiful translator’s boobs and ass.

If, God forbid, Trump is the 2024 Republican presidential nominee his Democratic opponent would be well-advised to employ Putin’s stratagem and bribe The Commission on Presidential Debates into selecting a porn star as a moderator. Trump will be so discombobulated that he will make an even bigger fool of himself than usual.

After 5 Decades Pat Robertson Retires as Host of The 700 Club! Good Riddance!

“Pat Robertson, famed televangelist and founder of the Christian Broadcasting Network, has stepped down as host of the long-running Christian talk show ‘The 700 Club.’

The 91-year-old announced his departure during Friday’s edition of the series, telling audiences that the episode would be his last and that his son and current CEO of the network, Gordon, will take over as host.”

CNN

The 700 Club which airs on weekdays spews enough racism, misogyny, and homophobia to keep trigger-happy evangelicals primed to fight godless liberals, socialist Democrats and limp-wristed homosexuals.

The abominable program, initially named for its goal of recruiting 700 members whose pledges would keep the founding station afloat financially has metastasized into a worldwide ministry reaching millions with its toxic message.

For over fifty years the 700 Club afforded Pat Robertson a platform to poison Christianity and the culture at large. The 91-year-old televangelist doesn’t have enough time left to begin to undo the indelible damage he has done to the evangelical brand, the Republican Party, and to the millions of religious of Muslims, gays and lesbians, and immigrants that he has demonized and marginalized.

In his prime Robertson was right out of central casting: handsome, vibrant and articulate, but now the nonagenarian looks as physically revolting as his evil spirit.

In the 70’s Pat Robertson and Jerry Falwell aligned their evangelical movement with the Republican Party, and in 1988 Robertson ran for president as a Republican. He made a respectable showing, but he didn’t win and he set the stage for Donald Trump.

The evil that men do lives after them, and hopefully it won’t be 50 years before we manage to destroy Trumpism and the evangelical movement.

Trump Asks Federal Judge to Force Twitter to Reinstate His Account

When Donald Trump isn’t boldly asserting that windmills cause cancer, he is tilting at them. His latest exercise in futility is his attempt to intimidate a federal judge to force Twitter to allow him back on their platform.

Trump is a sore loser, witness his refusal to accept reality and admit that he lost to Biden in an electoral college and popular vote landslide. However much he may hate losing, he’s certainly had a lot of experience losing, especially in the legal realm. Dozens of his frivolous lawsuits against business rivals, celebrities and political opponents have been tossed out of court. The Trump campaign and allies filed at least 63 lawsuits during and after Election Day in an effort to reverse the will of the electorate, and they lost every one except for a relatively minor case.

Trump is alleging that Twitter is violating his First Amendment rights by censoring him. The pathological liar believes the First Amendment gives him the right to spread his false conspiracy theories and outright fabrications on every social media platform. Trump is as familiar with the Constitution as he is with the Bible, he has the misconception that the First Amendment protects his right to say whatever the hell he wants without limits. The First Amendment protects us against government censorship, a private company like Twitter can ban idiots and liars the likes of Trump.

You don’t have to be a rocket scientist or a lawyer to know that no federal judge, not even one appointed by Trump, is going to force Twitter to reverse their lifetime ban of the short-fingered vulgarian.

The Big Loser is desperate to be relevant, he thrived on the instant gratification and instant feedback he received on Twitter, and he’s suffocating from the relative lack of attention.

Sorry Loser, you are destined to lose yet again in the courts.

Star Trek’s Captain Kirk, William Shatner, Will Boldly Go Where No Old Geezer Has Gone Before

William Shatner, who played Captain James T Kirk in Star Trek, has confirmed that he will go to space this month on the second launch staged by the Amazon founder Jeff Bezos’s space travel company, Blue Origin.

The Guardian

Shatner will blast off from West Texas on October 12, making him the first nonagenarian to go boldly go where few people have gone before.

The October flight may only last about ten minutes, but can a man who is older than Earth survive a 6-G forces flight?

The old geezer isn’t flying to a galaxy far, far away, he will barely touch the edge of space, but that’s too far away for his medical alert device.

For the sake of his fellow astronauts, I hope Shatner will be wearing heavy-duty space diapers.

Why was a hack actor selected for the Blue Origin flight to the boundary of space? Hmm, maybe because in an interview in July, Shatner defended the right of billionaires to go on joyrides in space, saying; “It’s their money They can do what they want with it.”

All I can say is: Beam me up Scottie, all these wanker billionaires and addled celebrities are really working my last nerve.

Shame on Chief Justice John Roberts for Attending Red Mass Before Opening of Supreme Court’s Term

“Hundreds attended the annual Red Mass on Sunday at the Cathedral of St. Matthew the Apostle in Washington. The purpose of the Red Mass — traditionally held the Sunday before the opening of the Supreme Court term on the first Monday in October — is to invoke God’s blessings on those responsible for the administration of justice.

On Sunday, Chief Justice John G. Roberts Jr. was the sole member of the Supreme Court to join hundreds of other Washingtonians at Cathedral of St. Matthew the Apostle for the Red Mass, a ceremony typically held on the Sunday before the first Monday in October, the opening of the high court’s term.”

MSN.Com

Roman Catholics account for only about 20% of the U.S. population, yet they hold six of the nine seats on the Supreme Court. The Catholics on the nation’s highest court include Chief Justice John Roberts and associate Justices Clarence Thomas, Samuel Alito, Sonia Sotomayor, Brett Kavanaugh and Amy Coney Barrett.

The Roman Catholic patriarchal religious organization is vehemently opposed to a woman’s right to choose, and all of the Catholic Justices, with the exception of liberal Sonia Sotomayor, are injudiciously inclined to overturn Roe v. Wade.

It’s a sacred violation of the sacred principle of separation of church and state for the Chief Justice to attend the appropriately named, Red Church. Would any citizen be surprised if the Supreme Court seeking to appease red states and the Catholic Church either overturned Roe v. Wade or for all practical purposes rendered it toothless?

Gallup’s latest (July 2021) update on U.S. abortion attitudes finds 58% of Americans opposed to overturning the U.S. Supreme Court’s 1973 Roe v. Wade decision, while 32% are in favor. Since 1989, between 52% and 66% of U.S. adults have wanted to maintain the landmark abortion decision. Today’s support roughly matches the average over that three-decade period.

Roe v Wade is settled law and it would be a tragedy if it was overturned by religious zealots on the Supreme Court. Shame on Chief Justice Roberts for attending the damn Red Mass

Joe Biden: ‘I Give You My Word as a Biden’ Say What?

“I give you my word as a Biden: If you make under $400,000 a year, I’ll never raise your taxes one cent.

But, I’m going to make those at the top start to pay their share in taxes.

It’s only fair.”

Joe Biden September 26, 2021 Tweet

This tweet is patently false, the world’s largest bureaucracy, aka the federal government, can’t survive without ever increasing taxes and inevitably every president feels compelled to raise taxes.

According to the nonpartisan Joint Committee on Taxation, every taxpayer in every income bracket will see a tax increase by 2023.

But today’s essay isn’t about Biden’s tax policies; I take issue with the first words of his tweet: I give you my word as a Biden.

I take every president’s words with a grain of salt, just like you can count on taxes going up every year, you can count on a politician lying as a matter of course.

I’m not comparing Joe Biden to Donald Trump, the short-fingered vulgarian took lying to an extreme level, unusual even in the realm of politics.

No president should preface his remarks with the words, “I give you my word,” that expression just serves as a warning that bullshit is about to ensue.

Biden would be well-advised never to utter the words, “I give you my word as a Biden”, It’s not as if the surname “Biden” is renowned for truth telling.

The only president who could attach his surname to a promise to be truthful was Honest Abe, every other politician is hardly Lincolnesque when it comes to telling the truth.

Biden is a hundredfold improvement over the lying peace of excrement Trump, but please Joe never preface a bold lie with the words, “I give you my word”.

Trump Declined Charity Challenge to Go Vegan for a Month, Claiming it Would Kill Brain Cells

“Former White House Press Secretary and Communications Director Stephanie Grisham writes in her upcoming book I’ll take your questions now that ‘a young boy started publicly challenging Trump to go vegan for a month in TV ads and on highway billboards’ around the new year leading up to 2020.

Ms Grisham adds that the then-president’s answer was ‘swift, and his tone was suddenly very serious’.

‘No, no. It messes with your body chemistry, your brain,’ Mr Trump said. ‘And if I lose even one brain cell, we’re f***ed.’”

Independent

Donald Trump looks like a pig, eats like a pig and has the indiscriminate palate of a pig, I can’t see the morbidly obese septuagenarian going vegan for a day, let alone a month.

The charity’s generous promise that they would donate $1 million to veterans if Trump agreed wasn’t enough of an enticement. Even if the charity agreed to donate $50 million to veterans if Trump abstained from meat for just one day wouldn’t convince the former president to be a good sport and accept the challenge.

Apparently, Trump thinks the toxic ingredients in fast food (Potassium Bromate, Propylene Glycol, TBHQ, Calcium Sulfate and Phosphate Additives) don’t mess up his body chemistry or destroy his brain cells.

But he believes that a healthy salad or a delicious been soup would mess up his body chemistry. Trump’s poor diet is evidence that he has precious few brain cells, we were fucked indeed when he was president.

Outrage: Black Dominican Athlete Raises Dominican Flag in One Hand and a Bible in the Other

“At the recent Olympic Games in Tokyo, Dominican athlete Marileidy Paulino (24) celebrated her 400 metres silver medal raising the Dominican flag in one hand and her Bible in the other.”

EvangelicalFocus.Com

I had no idea what the Dominican Republic flag looked like before I saw it for the first time at the Tokyo Olympic Games, but now it gives me nightmares.

The flag of the Dominican Republic features a centered white cross that extends to the edges and divides the flag into four rectangles. Right in the middle, at its heart, is the Coat of Arms, which contains an open Bible topped by a small cross.

As a citizen of a secular democracy, I find any national flag that features a cross and a Bible at its heart an abomination.

There is no separation of church and state in the beautiful Caribbean Island, but why in God’s name would a country that was decimated by disease and slavery when it was invaded by Christopher Columbus and his Christian crusaders in 1492 cherish such a problematic flag?

Paulino is black so why is she waving in celebration a flag that has a cross and a Bible in its center, when the Good Book was used as justification to enslave her black ancestors?

The Bible is holy scripture and as such it belongs in churches, libraries and in private homes, but it’s anathema for it to be depicted in any national flag.

Stephanie Grisham: ‘Trump Called Me to Insist His Penis Wasn’t Tiny or Shaped Like a Mushroom

“Three years ago, adult-film star Stormy Daniels scarred us all forever by describing Donald Trump’s penis as being like “a toadstool.” She wrote in her 2018 book, which dished the dirt on her alleged affair with the ex-president: ‘I lay there, annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart.’

Well, according to Trump’s former White House press secretary Stephanie Grisham, that truly hideous description didn’t go down very well with Trump either. The Washington Post reports that Grisham writes in her new book that Trump once felt the need to call her from Air Force One to inform her that his penis was neither small nor shaped a toadstool.”

Reuters/Dustin Chambers

Donald Trump is the most morally repugnant president in history, he’s petty, vulgar, vain, short-tempered and vindictive. Sometimes the devil appears as an angel in light, but in Trump’s case he is as physically repulsive as he is morally degenerate.

Consider his hideous face: a mouth that resembles a sphincter, racoon eyes, a bulbous nose, an orange complexion that’s an indication of radiation poisoning or too much spray tan, a double chin that Jabba the Hutt envies, topped off by wispy urine-colored hair.

And then there’s his grotesque tiny doll hands …

But it turns out that what you don’t see, his micro-penis, is his most revolting physical feature.

Adult film star Stormy Daniels who’s had the misfortune of having a close encounter of the worst kind with Trump’s penis described it as being like a toadstool.

The truth hurts and Trump was so stung by Daniels’ accurate description of his presidential pecker, that he responded by telling his press secretary that his dick was neither small or shaped like a mushroom. Trump’s reaction only serves to validate that his manhood is so small that if Melania snipped it and placed it on a pizza you wouldn’t be able to tell it apart from the other mushrooms on the pie.

If Melania is so disgusted by Trump’s miniature hand that she flicks it away whenever he tries to hold her hand, you can be sure that she hasn’t touched his disgusting worm in decades.

I am so sick and tired of Trump’s small hands, tiny intellect, shriveled heart, short attention span, and I thank God that I’ve never been exposed to his mushroom-shaped excuse for a penis.

If you are wondering why I wrote this article, it’s because I want to give Trump a taste of his own medicine. The repulsive monster is always criticizing the physical appearance of his enemies, especially if they are women. All I’m saying is that Trump should take a good look in the mirror at his naked body, and maybe he’ll think twice about commenting on a person’s appearance.

Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene and Rep. Debbie Dingell Get into a Heated Argument Over Abortion

QAnon conspiracy theorist, anti-abortion zealot and Trump sycophant Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene got into an epic shouting argument with Rep. Debbie Dingell, D-Mich. on the steps of the Capitol.

The squabble ensued following the passage of a House bill that would codify abortion rights into law, an imperative considering that anti-abortion laws that undermine Roe v. Wade are being passed in many Republican states.

Greene, as she is wont to do, screeched incoherently at Democratic lawmakers who had gathered to celebrate passage of the bill. Dingell, who is a strong supporter of a woman’s right to choose, yelled back that Greene was being uncivil.

“You should practice the basic thing you’re taught in church: respect your neighbor,” Dingell shouted. Greene yelled back, “Taught in church, are you kidding me? Try being a Christian and supporting life!” Dingell responded, “You try being a Christian… and try treating your colleagues decently!”

Two things:

Roe V. Wade is the law of the land.

A woman has a constitutional right to an abortion in every state, and it’s an outrage that this fundamental and constitutionally-protected right is being undermined in many red states. The law that Texas just passed is so restrictive that is basically bans abortion, and I commend the House for passing a bill that codifies Roe v. Wade.

America is a secular democracy

For the record, Greene is a sorry example of a true Christian, nevertheless it’s pathetic that in a secular democracy lawmakers are arguing over what it means to be a Christian. Who cares? America isn’t a theocracy, it’s a secular democracy, and there should never be any religious arguments in Congress, not even outside in the Capital steps. Dingell accused Greene of being “uncivil”. No shit, that’s her default mode. I respect Dingell, and I think she’s doing a terrific job in Congress; however, I have some advice for her: Never argue with a fool, it debases you even when you win the argument.

Prosperity Gospel Preacher Jesse Duplantis Claims Jesus Hasn’t Returned Because People Haven’t Donated Enough Money

“During a recent four-day, live TV event Victorython on the Victory channel, Jesse Duplantis made the bizarre claim that people aren’t donating to their churches generously enough, and this is the reason why Jesus has not yet made a reappearance.

‘I honestly believe this — the reason why Jesus hasn’t come is because people are not giving the way God told them to give,’ he said, ‘when you understand this, you can speed up the time.’

Later on in the show, Duplantis further explained why if everyone called the number listed at the bottom of the screen to donate, ‘God the Father would say ‘Jesus, go get ‘em.’”

Indy100.Com

Prosperity preacher Jesse Duplantis is no stranger for making the news for his outrageous behavior, unbecoming of a minister of Jesus Christ. In 2018 he made national headlines for asking his followers to donate money to him so he could buy a new $54 million private jet, even though he already owned three private jets.

The greedy televangelist is now urging his congregation to put more of their heard-earned money in the collection plates to hasten the return of Jesus Christ.

His followers are too brainwashed to realize that if they give Duplantis enough money to buy a new fleet of private jets, it’s not going to hasten the return of Jesus.

In fact, it’s just as likely that the Greek Gods & Goddesses will appear in the heavens and rapture anyone who still believes in Greek mythology to the Elysian Fields, than it is that Jesus will rapture believers out of this world and take them to paradise. For those of you who are slow on the uptake, that likelihood is zero.

If you really want to be like Jesus, give your money to the poor, and don’t give a dime to any preacher. Even the ones who aren’t obvious con men like Duplantis, are part of inherently evil organized religious organizations.

Mary Trump is on a Mission From God to Expose the Stupidity of Donald Trump and His Children

Donald Trump’s niece, Mary Trump is on a book tour promoting her latest anti-Trump book, “The Reckoning: Our Nation’s Trauma and Finding a Way to Heal,” which discusses the communal trauma that citizens of the United States faced during the Trump presidency.

Mary knows firsthand how adept her uncle is at inflicting trauma, witness the $100 million lawsuit he filed against her and the New York Times for allegedly obtaining his tax records for a series of bombshell articles.

Most legal experts agree that Trump’s bogus lawsuit doesn’t stand a snowball’s chance in hell of succeeding, and the only thing he’s accomplishing is giving his niece publicity that will help her sell her book.

Mary, a psychologist, isn’t intimidated by Trump’s mind games, and his lawsuit certainly won’t stop her from her mission from God to expose the stupidity of Donald Trump and his idiot children.

Mary has written two books exposing the racism, misogyny, greed and mind-blowing stupidity of Donald Trump, and on her book tour she is focusing on his dense children.

On the “UnPresidented” podcast, she referred to her cousin Donald Trump Jr. as “weak” and “the stupidest one” in her family.

She called Eric Trump a “moron”, and stated the obvious, namely that Ivanka doesn’t have the charisma to win a presidential election.

Trump’s children would be well-advised to prevail upon their dad to stop provoking Mary, she doesn’t need any more ammunition to destroy all of their presidential ambitions.

Joe Biden, 78, Has No Business Riding a Bike

President Joe Biden often rides a bicycle for exercise, and he takes proper security and safety precautions: he always wears a bike helmet and Secret Service agents always ride with him.

I commend Biden for exercising on a regular basis, but he would be well-advised to trade in his 10-speed bicycle for a stationery exercise bike.

A frail-looking 78-year-old man who falls down three times walking up the steps of Air Force One has no business riding a bike that’s not equipped with training wheels.

I’m not Catholic but whenever I see the president riding a bike, I lament that I don’t have any rosary beads to clutch and that I don’t know the words to “Hail Mary.”

Let’s get real, if your 78-year-old grandpop rode a bicycle, you’d be worried sick, even if he had a Kevlar bike helmet, knee pads, safety goggles and a medical alert device.

We don’t expect a septuagenarian president to be in tip-top physical condition, and Biden shouldn’t risk physical injury by riding a bike for show.

Hero Smears Donald Trump’s Hollywood Walk of Fame Star with Dog Feces

“Donald Trump’ star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame has been defaced yet again. The former president’s star, which has been vandalized multiple times, was recently covered with dog excrement.”

AcesShowbiz.Com

Donald Trump is the most despised former president since Richard Nixon, and his star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame has proven to be an irresistible target for his legion of haters.

His loathed star has been spray-painted with graffiti, crushed with a sledgehammer, attacked with a pickaxe, it has been assailed every imaginable way except with a miniature nuclear device.

So, I’m not surprised that Trump’s star has been defiled yet again, this time with dog excrement. Everything Trump touches turns to shit, it’s poetic justice that his star was smeared with canine feces.

The unknown individual will not be prosecuted for his patriotic action because what he did isn’t considered vandalism. If I lived in Hollywood, I would have my pooch drop a load on his star every day and twice on Sunday.

In insurance the Attractive Nuisance Doctrine is a tort law under which a homeowner may be liable for injuries to children who trespass on land if the injury results from a hazardous object that is likely to attract children. For example, if you have a trampoline on your front yard and a little brat in your neighborhood plays on it and cracks his head open, your ass is going to be sued, and you will lose.

Trump’s star should be considered an attractive nuisance for adults and nobody should face any penalties for attacking it with a sledgehammer or axe, and certainly not for having his pooch crap on it.

Unlike White Evangelicals, Atheists Embrace COVID Vaccinations

A new national survey by Pew Research Center has some illuminating results. Percentage of each religious/non-religious groups that has been vaccinated with at least one shot:

57% of white evangelicals.

70% of black protestants

90% of atheists.

“Pro-Life” white evangelicals who treasure an eternal life in the hereafter have contempt for the mortal lives of themselves and their neighbors. They revere an embryo that hasn’t yet developed into a human being, but their refusal to get vaccinated puts the lives of babies, children and adults at risk.

They reject empirical evidence and science in favor of myths and conspiracy theories, behaving like we’re living in the dark ages instead of the space age.

Meanwhile black protestants who have a legitimate reason to be skeptical of medicine in general and vaccines in particular are much more receptive to getting vaccinated. The memory of the decades-long Tuskegee experiment is still fresh in their minds, but they still line up to do the right thing and get vaccinated.

Atheists who are ostracized by society, and falsely accused of not having any morals because they reject organized religion are the most socially responsible citizens. An incredible 90% of them are vaccinated, makes you wonder if we really need religion.

More White Christians Adopted Than Shed Evangelical Label During Trump Presidency

“According to analysis released Wednesday, more Americans started identifying as born-again or evangelical Protestants between 2016 and 2020 than stopped calling themselves evangelicals. The boost came almost entirely from white Trump supporters.

Among those who didn’t consider themselves evangelicals when the former president was elected, nearly 1 in 6 had begun identifying as evangelicals by 2020. Just 1 percent of white Americans who did not favor Trump made the same switch.”

ChristianityToday.Com

White evangelicals supported Donald Trump in overwhelming numbers is 2016, and after four years of his regime’s racism, misogyny, homophobia, authoritarian tendencies and amorality they again enthusiastically supported him in 2020, instead of deserting him in shock at his betrayal of Christian ideals.

Proving that evangelicals main imperative isn’t to spread the Gospel of Jesus Christ, but to set up a Christian theocracy that codifies their anti-immigrant, anti-Muslim, anti-choice Neanderthal ideology.

White evangelicals promiscuous embrace of Trump and Trumpism has forever stained the evangelical brand in the minds of democracy-loving Americans, religious and non-religious alike.

But the label hasn’t lost its allure to white evangelicals, in fact, they are prouder than ever to identify as evangelicals, they’re cognizant that the evangelical brand signals to the world that they are Trump-supporting, anti-science conspiracy theorists who are seeking to abolish democracy and establish a Christian theocracy.

Evangelicals are as much a threat to democracy and true Christianity as Nazis, and it’s incumbent upon us to fight them with the same vigor that we do white supremacists.

Shame, Shame on AOC for Attending Met Gala

Ostensibly the Met Gala is an annual fundraising gala for the benefit of the Metropolitan Museum of Art’s Costume Institute in New York City.

In reality the Met Gala is a celebration of ostentatious wealth, trendy decadence, haute couture and shameless celebrity.

No socialist worth his or her salt would attend such a sickening display of entitlement, which makes me wonder why self-proclaimed socialist Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez attended the celebrity ball.

The Gala is perhaps the most prominent and exclusive social event in the world. The Gala is by invitation only, and rest assured only the top one percent of politicians, celebrities and trendies are invited, where the cost of admission is a cool $30,000.

AOC claims it was her responsibility to attend the Gala, but wearing a couture “Tax the Rich” dress to the elite bash, doesn’t mean she can have her cake and eat it too.

“And before haters get wild flying off the handle, New York elected officials are routinely invited to and attend the Met due to our responsibilities in overseeing and supporting the city’s cultural institutions for the public,” she tweeted in her defense.

Maybe so, but it was her damn responsibility as a democratic socialist not only to turn down the invitation, but condemn the “let them eat cake” mindset of the annual party.

AOL should have shunned the Gala; her place was with the BLM protesters decrying the event outside.

AOL is letting notoriety go to her head, maybe it’s time to vote her out of office and elect a representative with the good sense not to attend capitalist celebrations of wealth.

Pizza Delivery Driver Shoots Woman Dead Because She Had Biden Yard Sign

“A pizza delivery driver allegedly shot dead a lawyer and wounded her husband because they voted for US President Joe Biden. 

Joseph Angel Alvarez, 38, claimed he attacked Georgette and Daniel Kauffman after seeing a Biden flag on their property in El Paso, Texas.

Alvarez reportedly told investigators he targeted the couple in a bid to ‘execute and exterminate the pro-choice Jewish Satan worshippers’. “

Metro

Republicans in general and evangelicals in particular demonize Joe Biden, they paint the devout Catholic and moderate Democrat as a Satan-worshipping Communist.

Most white evangelicals believe in the QAnon conspiracy theory that Democrats, celebrities and other elites belong to a Satanic cabal that’s imprisoned thousands of children in caves and underground bunkers, and that one day their Orange Messiah will free the children and imprison their pedophile overlords.

When the pizza delivery driver saw the Biden flag on the property of the Jewish couple, he immediately put two and two together and deduced that the Biden-loving couple, both lawyers, were pro-abortion, Satan worshippers deserving of execution.

Religious Jews believe Satan represents the sinful impulse, the force that prevents human beings from seeking the divine. It’s Christians who regard Satan as a real person, a fallen angel who is constantly seeking to tempt believers into doing evil and forsaking the Almighty. It’s much more likely that Christians, who believe the devil is a real person, who might end up worshipping him, rather than Jews who believe Satan represents our evil impulses.

Fundamentalists who see everything in black and white often see red and react violently to anyone who doesn’t subscribe to their Neanderthal beliefs.

What a world? Do I need to remove my “Black Lives Matter” sign on my front yard and my Biden bumper sticker from my car on my driveway before I order a pizza?