Stephanie Grisham: ‘Trump Called Me to Insist His Penis Wasn’t Tiny or Shaped Like a Mushroom

“Three years ago, adult-film star Stormy Daniels scarred us all forever by describing Donald Trump’s penis as being like “a toadstool.” She wrote in her 2018 book, which dished the dirt on her alleged affair with the ex-president: ‘I lay there, annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart.’

Well, according to Trump’s former White House press secretary Stephanie Grisham, that truly hideous description didn’t go down very well with Trump either. The Washington Post reports that Grisham writes in her new book that Trump once felt the need to call her from Air Force One to inform her that his penis was neither small nor shaped a toadstool.”

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Donald Trump is the most morally repugnant president in history, he’s petty, vulgar, vain, short-tempered and vindictive. Sometimes the devil appears as an angel in light, but in Trump’s case he is as physically repulsive as he is morally degenerate.

Consider his hideous face: a mouth that resembles a sphincter, racoon eyes, a bulbous nose, an orange complexion that’s an indication of radiation poisoning or too much spray tan, a double chin that Jabba the Hutt envies, topped off by wispy urine-colored hair.

And then there’s his grotesque tiny doll hands …

But it turns out that what you don’t see, his micro-penis, is his most revolting physical feature.

Adult film star Stormy Daniels who’s had the misfortune of having a close encounter of the worst kind with Trump’s penis described it as being like a toadstool.

The truth hurts and Trump was so stung by Daniels’ accurate description of his presidential pecker, that he responded by telling his press secretary that his dick was neither small or shaped like a mushroom. Trump’s reaction only serves to validate that his manhood is so small that if Melania snipped it and placed it on a pizza you wouldn’t be able to tell it apart from the other mushrooms on the pie.

If Melania is so disgusted by Trump’s miniature hand that she flicks it away whenever he tries to hold her hand, you can be sure that she hasn’t touched his disgusting worm in decades.

I am so sick and tired of Trump’s small hands, tiny intellect, shriveled heart, short attention span, and I thank God that I’ve never been exposed to his mushroom-shaped excuse for a penis.

If you are wondering why I wrote this article, it’s because I want to give Trump a taste of his own medicine. The repulsive monster is always criticizing the physical appearance of his enemies, especially if they are women. All I’m saying is that Trump should take a good look in the mirror at his naked body, and maybe he’ll think twice about commenting on a person’s appearance.

Trump’s Press Secretary Stephanie Grisham Tweets: ‘Let’s be Honest’

Let’s be honest: the press are invited into roundtables & events on specific topics almost every day – and our guests have to “sit there” as they shout questions on subjects completely unrelated to the event at hand. As always, the hypocrisy here is stark.

Stephanie Grisham

Only political junkies are aware that Stephanie Grisham is the White House press secretary, considering she’s never held a single press briefing. That’s like a fire fighter who’s never put out a fire, or rescued a kitten stuck in a tree.

Donald Trump is the liar-in-chief, according to the Washington Post he has lied over 13,000 times since assuming office. All administration officials, and especially the White House press secretary whose job it is to spin Trump’s idiotic and nonsensical tweets and comments, are forced to lie in order to make him seem halfway rational.

No Trump administration official should ever preface his or her comments by saying, “Let’s be honest.” Honesty is a foreign concept to them, they wouldn’t know the truth if it bit them in the butt.

Let’s be honest, you have never invited the press to a White House press briefing and you should be ashamed to cash your paycheck.

Let’s be honest, your perpetually grouchy disposition makes the colicky Sarah Huckabee seem like Ms. Sunshine.

Let’s be honest indeed! Admit that Trump is a lying know-nothing buffoon, and you have the most thankless job in the world.