Melania Trump has
been keeping a low profile lately, and so I searched her on Google News
to find out what she`s been up to lately.
The first lady is a former model, and I guess it`s not surprising that most of the articles referenced her outfits.
Then
again, she has the gravitas of a boa feather, and the public doesn`t
want to read her views on politics or current events.
One UK tabloid even speculated that Melania was signaling her support for Brexit by wearing outfits made by UK designers.
The
fashionista recently wore a $2500 Gabriela Hearst dress that looks
like it created from the fabric of a whore house sofa, was she
expressing her support for the legalization of prostitution? The
colorful dress also looks like a shower curtain, maybe she was just
encouraging Americans to take daily showers.
My essays are usually short and concise, since this essay is about the bimbo first lady it`s shorter than normal.
Link to pics of the infamous Garbriela Hearst dress:
Donald Trump may
escape impeachment, and he may even be reelected, but he will
unquestionably go down in history as the worst president.
After
two years in power Trump has done irreparable harm to our democracy,
and he has diminished America`s power and influence in the world.
This
too shall pass, and one of the darkest chapters in American history
will end, but we must take pains to prevent another racist charlatan
from making a mockery of our constitutional democracy.
Almost
every educator, politician (of every party), theologian, journalist
and historian will agree that the Trump administration has been an
unqualified disaster.
But
let`s not forget the roughly 40% of the electorate who has remained
loyal to Trump through two years of racism, xenophobia, homophobia,
misogyny and pathological lying.
Nothing
Trump says or does, no matter how egregious and damaging to societal
mores or constitutional norms can lessen the fervor that his
evangelical base feels for him.
When
our long national nightmare finally ends, and a normal president,
regardless if he`s a Democrat or Republican, sits in the Oval Office we
must not forget the wickedness of the white evangelicals who supported
this moral degenerate.
Evangelicals
cynically and ludicrously claim they`re persecuted even though they
hold the highest positions of power in the Trump administration and
Christianity is the most powerful and influential religion in this
country.
It
would be poetic justice if regular Americans turned on evangelicals
and destroyed them hip and thigh, but that`s not the American way.
Evangelicals
must pay a price for their treachery and deceit, we must tax their
megachurches, expose their money grubbing televangelists, and teach in
our public schools how Trump and the evangelicals undermined our
democracy.
We
must never forget or forgive the scandalous Trump administration, and
we must never forget or forgive his sycophantic white evangelical
enablers.
Of the nine
candidates officially running in the Democratic presidential primary,
only one is a heterosexual white man. The man who sticks out like a
sore thumb in the diverse field of minority and female presidential
hopefuls is former Rep. John Delaney. Delaney is as bland and boring
as a soggy slice of white bread, and he has zero name recognition
outside of his immediate family. Delaney is such a nonentity that he
has only four thousand more Twitter followers than this humble blogger.
You
might be wondering “where are all the Democratic white male
politicians with presidential ambitions”? They are testing the waters,
they are either too timid to run, or perhaps they sense that in this
election cycle there is no room for them.
The
most famous of the Democratic white male politicians who still haven`t
declare their candidacy are the three B`s: Beto, Bernie and Biden.
Let`s
address the two septuagenarians first: Sen. Bernie Sanders gave
Hillary Clinton a run for her money in 2016, but he isn`t a novelty
anymore. Almost all of the Democratic candidates have embraced his
socialist agenda, and he can`t compete with charismatic liberals like
Sen. Kamala Harris and Sen. Cory Booker. Sanders is just a cranky old
codger now, propped up by a band of misogynist bros.
Then
there`s the former vice president, Joe Biden, but he`s too old, too
moderate, too gaffe-prone, and too enamored of little girls. The third
time won`t be the charm for this old reprobate, unlike Donald Trump
he`s not Teflon-coated, and his campaign would sink before it has a
chance to take off.
Former
Rep. Beto O`Rourke is the only one with a chance of overcoming the
disadvantage of being a heterosexual white male, he`s young,
charismatic and liberal.
My
advice for Biden is to retire and spend the rest of his days watching
the little girls play in the playground, under the supervision of an
adult. I would counsel Sanders to atone for the rampant misogyny in his
2016 presidential campaign by remaining in the Senate, and
volunteering for women`s rights organizations.
“The
band R.E.M. has branded Donald Trump an `a**hole` for sharing a video
featuring one of their songs, then successfully rallied Twitter and its
CEO Jack Dorsey to take it down.
Their
fury was reignited when the president shared a fan-made video mocking
Democrats on Friday that plays R.E.M.`s hit `Everybody Hurts` in the
background.
The
parody, created by Youtuber CarpeDonktum, displays Trump delivering
his State of the Union address as the camera cuts to the sulking faces
of Democrats watching his speech.
`The
a**holes @CarpeDonktum created the meme. #PresidentA**hole retweeted
it. Measures have been taken to stop it. @jack you need to get on
this,` band bassist Mike Mills tweeted on Friday.”
Daily Mail
Mike Mills is spot-on: Donald Trump is a bloody a-hole!
A-hole
is an epithet that is frequently used to describe the racist-in-chief;
I`ve heard everyone from innocent little kids to cranky old codgers
use this expletive to refer to him.
It`s
axiomatic that Trump is an a-hole, nobody debates the matter, and even
his most fervent (deluded) supporters don`t expend much energy arguing
otherwise. They have the mindset: of course he`s an a-hole, but he`s
our a-hole.
A-hole
is an accurate description of Trump, not only do his policies,
language and behavior scream “I`m an a-hole,” but his mouth resembles a
sphincter.
Feces
emanates from both of the moron`s orifices, fortunately adult diapers
captures most of the crap that escapes from his rectum, and
unfortunately he`s not wearing a mask or anything else to prevent
verbal sewage from spewing from his mouth.
The
perfect solution would be for Mike Pence to super glue a butt plug to
his rectum, and for Melania to superglue one to his sphincter-shaped
mouth.
The new Democratic
Party is progressive to the core, all of the Democratic presidential
hopefuls have embraced the progressive agenda including Medicare for All
and even the pie-in-the-sky Green New Deal.
There
are no self-styled moderates in the 2020 Democratic presidential
field, even the quintessential moderate, Amy Klobuchar, has adopted the
progressive label. If you believe Klobuchar is a progressive, then you
probably also believe that she`s the most pleasant boss in the Senate.
The
damnable lie that only a moderate Democratic presidential candidate
can win in the general election died with Hillary Clinton`s disastrous
defeat.
Only
a bona fide progressive the likes of a Kamala Harris or a Beto
O`Rourke can defeat a populist buffoon like Donald Trump. This is no
time for half-measures, it`s incumbent upon the liberal electorate to
quickly weed out poseurs and pretenders like Klobuchar. The 2020
presidential race is like a NASCAR race, the Democratic contenders can
only turn left, if they veer to the right they will crash and burn.
Joe
Biden is the Great White Hope of Democratic moderates, the terminally
indecisive Biden has yet to announce he`s running, and hopefully he
won`t enter the race.
If
Biden does declare his candidacy it`s doomed from the start, he`s too
old, too white, too moderate, and he has too much of a liking for
prebuscent girls. He would only succeed in drawing away financial
resources and media attention away from the eventual winner.
Hopefully
Biden will enjoy the 2020 presidential race from the grandstand, he
doesn`t` have the stamina or the proper progressive mindset to be a
credible contender.
It`s not easy
buying a Valentine`s Day gift for a cat lady, they prefer cat-themed
gifts, but they already own every cat related object in the world.
Maybe
you can buy her chocolates that contain catnip, but they might make
her horny, so unless she`s really hot forget about it. Is there such a
thing as a hot cat lady?
Leave
it to the country where Hello Kitty was conceived to come up with the
perfect gift for the cat lady in your life: socks made to look like cat
feet.
These socks made in Japan are the purr-fect gift for a cat lady!
“They`re
made to actually look like striped cat feet, even down to the fine
details of the fur and the shapes of the toes. On the bottoms of the
socks, you can even see the little paw pads and toe beans!”
These damn socks are so realistic that it will make the cat woman in your life look like a giant cat.
That`s scary as hell, maybe you`d better give them to her on Halloween/
In reaction to the
Neanderthal conservative policies of the Trump administration the
Democratic Party has embraced progressive ideas (Medicare for all, the
legalization of marijuana, the Green New Deal, free college tuition and
punitive tax rates on millionaires) that are anathema to a moderate
bipartisan consensus builder like Joe Biden.
This
isn`t your fathers` Democratic Party, and there is no room for the
likes of septuagenarian Biden, certainly not as a presidential
candidate.
Time
and demographics have rendered Biden politically obsolete, he`s too
old, too moderate, and most importantly too white to lead the
Democratic ticket. Consider the leading Democratic candidates for
president:
Sen. Cory Booker: African American and closeted gay?
Pete Buttigieg: openly gay veteran.
Sen. Elizabeth Warren: White and .00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 percent Cherokee.
Sen. Kamala D. Harris: father Jamaican and mother Indian.
Beto O`Rourke: White, but young and energetic, and at least he has an Hispanic nickname.
Sen. Bernie Sanders: White as can be, damn even his hair is snow white, but he`s a Democratic Socialist.
Sen. Amy Klobuchar: as moderate as Biden, but at least she`s a female.
Andrew Yang: Don`t know anything about him other than he`s Asian.
Where does Biden fit in this field of Democratic candidates for president? He doesn`t. Period. End of story!
Let
me give you an example of how out-of-touch Biden is, in a speech this
week before the Unites States Conference of Mayors he referenced Adlai
freaking Stevenson. There`s not a millennial alive who knows Jack about
Stevenson.
Unless Biden comes out as gay or transgender he doesn`t have a prayer.
Certainly not Joe Biden, unless he walks around smelling like an orange all the time.
The
$22 candles are the best-selling item at the Delaware History Museum
in Wilmington, regularly selling out thanks to still-strong home state
`Joementum` even nearly two years after the former vice president left
office.”
Delaware Online
Candles
are romantic and they remind me of a simpler time, but I don`t buy any
because I have a kitten whose hobby is knocking things over for the
sheer hell of it.
But
a Joe Biden scented candle isn`t evocative of romance and love, it
conjures up images of decomposing corpses. I doubt you`ll see any Joe
Biden scented candles at a brothel or a nightclub.
If
a Joe Biden candle really smelled like its namesake, it would reek of
an old man`s fart, Preparation H and soiled adult diapers.
Actually Joe Biden candles have the aroma of oranges; the only fruit I associate with Biden is a lemon.
I
might plunk down a couple of bucks for a candle that smells like Tom
Brady, I`m assuming that the legendary quarterback has the scent of his
supermodel wife all over him. But hell will freeze over before I spend
$22 for a candle that smells like Joe freaking Biden.
Joe Biden missed
his chance in 2016, as the sitting vice president he was the heir
apparent to Barack Obama. When a president finishes his second term,
the vice president usually has a clear shot to be the General Election
candidate for his party, potential candidates defer to him, and unless
he royally screws up they`re content to cheer from the sidelines.
But
Biden didn`t have the cojones to challenge Hillary Clinton, and he
used the excuse of the death of his son not to run. I realize that the
death of his son was a traumatic experience, but working folks are
usually back to work within a week after the death of a son, daughter
or spouse.
At the age of 76 Biden is considering a third run for president, and at first glance he appears to be the ideal candidate:
He`s
experienced, he served as vice president under Barack Obama for eight
years, and he was in the Senate for 26 years. After witnessing the
chaos caused by having an inexperienced buffoon in the Oval Office the
electorate is yearning for a statesman.
He`s
well-liked by the general population and by politicians from both
parties. After the 2016 election when the two least-liked candidates
ran against each other in the General Election, Americans want to vote
for someone they like and admire.
He`s a moderate with a bipartisan appeal, he`s not going to scare anyone like a Bernie Sanders or an Elizabeth Warren.
His poll numbers look great against Donald Trump, and above everything else Democrats want a candidate who can beat Trump.
But
a 2020 Biden presidential run would be a horrible idea. The third time
would not be the charm, in his two previous campaigns his personality
and his message failed to resonate with Democrats.
He
may be experienced but he`s way too old, he`s not the crazy uncle in
the attic, he`s the crazy great-grandfather in the nursing home.
Biden
may be well-liked but the gaffe-prone politician would quickly become a
tiresome bore on the campaign trail. We like him as a second banana,
but we don`t like the prospect of him sitting in the Oval Office.
Biden
is a moderate, but this is the age of the progressive in the
Democratic Party. The party belongs to the likes of AOC and Kamala
Harris, and it wants nothing to do with moderates like Joe Biden or Amy
Klobuchar.
Biden
may have terrific poll numbers, but that`s due almost entirely to name
recognition. After a month on the campaign trail his ratings would
plummet, and he would become a third-tier candidate, like in his
previous runs.
The
Democratic presidential candidates are as diverse as the voters they
seek to represent, and there is simply no room for an old (really old)
white candidate with moderate views.
I`m
not saying Biden should be put out to pasture, but he should be
looking for a retirement home in Florida and not contemplating
campaigning in Iowa.
“On Friday, the president made a four-hour
visit to Walter Reed National Military Medical Center where his doctor,
Sean Conley, performed his check-up with 11 other specialists.
In
a statement, Conley said Trump `is in very good health and I
anticipate he will remain so for the duration of his Presidency, and
beyond.`”
Huffington Post
When
you are a spokesperson, in any capacity, for a pathological liar the
truth will seldom emanate from your lips. In the last two years we`ve
witnessed how Donald Trump`s primary spokesperson, White House Press
Secretary Sarah Sanders, spins and stretches the truth in an attempt to
make sense of Trump`s contradictory and nonsensical statements.
Everyone
in the Trump administration who has spoken on behalf of the president
has lied to make the fuc*ing moron appear to be a rational person, if
not quite a stable genius.
It should come as no surprise that Trump`s physician, Sean Conley, issued this statement:
“I
am happy to announce the President of the United States is in very
good health and I anticipate he will remain so for the duration of his
Presidency, and beyond.”
You don`t
have to be a physician or a stable genius to deduce that an obese
septuagenarian with a history of heart disease, who never exercises and
eats fat food on a regular basis isn`t long for this world.
With all due respect, Dr. Conley is a lying piece of crap and his medical license should be revoked.
The
only question is what`s going to kill Trump first, the release of the
Mueller Report dismissed as a “nothing burger” by his supporters or the
zillionth hamburger that finally stops his ticker.
“The Bible,
especially the King James Version, is great literature, a moral
authority for a troubled world, and evangelicals consider is the
inerrant Word of God.
Anybody
who`s read the Bible will concur that it`s a literary masterpiece, and
most Westerners will agree that it provides solid moral guidance, but
most people don`t believe that it`s the literal Word of God because
they are outraged that evangelicals have used scripture to justify
racial segregation, misogyny and even slavery.
There
are certain go-to Biblical verses that preachers spouted- the curse of
Ham or the mark of Cain – to rationalize white superiority and even
the slavery of blacks. Even today, especially in the South,
evangelicals still use scripture to justify racial segregation.
It`s
not the KKK member in full regalia that`s the greatest threat to our
democracy, it`s the evangelical brandishing a Bible. Trump, a brazen
unapologetic racist, has the support of thousands of KKK members and
Nazis, but it`s the millions of evangelicals who put him in the White
House.
The
Trump administration is infested with evangelicals who hold views that
are antithetical to a secular democracy. These evangelicals in Trump`s
cabinet feel emboldened to proudly proclaim their homophobic, racist
and misogynist views.
Take
Karen Pence for example, she teaches at a Christian school that
discriminates against gays and lesbians. Pence wraps herself in the
Bible to defend her anti-gay views, and her teaching position in a
virulently anti-gay school.
True
Christians must reclaim their religion from the likes of Karen Pence;
Jesus Christ the manifestation end embodiment of the Word of God
preached tolerance, equality and peace, and he never uttered a single
word against homosexuality.
II Timothy 2:5
Study to shew thyself approved unto God, a workman that needeth not to be ashamed, rightly dividing the word of truth.
Biblical
verses, taken out of context, can be used to justify everything from
genocide to homophobia to the inferiority of women to slavery.
Religion
shouldn`t be exempt from criticism and even ridicule, it`s incumbent
upon Christians and non-Christians alike to criticize the white
evangelicals who are making a mockery of Christianity and democracy.
“Seventy
minutes of cute cat videos may be some people`s idea of hell, but
they`re not the target audience for `CatVideoFest,` a celebration of
feline belovedness coming to Baltimore`s Landmark Theatres Harbor East
on March 11.
The
compilation is culled from direct submissions as well as the internet
(if you`ve ever been on YouTube, you know how pervasive videos of
adorable cat antics are) and other sources.
Part
of the proceeds from `CatVideoFest,` which is playing at movie
theaters throughout the country in February and March, will be
earmarked for local cat charities, shelters and animal welfare
organizations.”
Baltimore Sun
I rarely go to the movies because movie theaters attract humans – loud, inconsiderate, dirty, smelly humans.
I prefer to watch movies on Netflix or Amazon Prime in the privacy of my home with my cats napping on my lap.
However
I might be enticed to go to the local multiplex to see “CatVideoFest,”
I`ve seen thousands of cat videos online, but I`ve never seen a cat
video on a huge screen.
The
only drawback is that I can`t take my kitties with me, and of course I
will have to put up with the company of humans for more than an hour.
Donald Trump`s
signature sartorial look is an absurdly long red tie. The Donald rarely
buttons his jacket, he wants everyone to behold the amazing length of
his tie.
You
don`t have to be a rocket scientist, a stable genius or a fashionista
to know that Trump`s long tie is compensation for his puny presidential
pecker.
Trump
triumphantly walked into the House chamber to deliver his State of the
Union speech with his tie suffering from Peyronie`s disease. Nobody
had the nerve to tell him that his tie was bent, and he delivered his
address with his tie askew.
I
once had a boss who walked around for hours with his zipper wide open,
everybody hated his guts, and nobody wanted to spare him humiliation.
I`m surprised Mike Pence didn`t intentionally make his tie crooked to visually express solidarity with his boss.
It
was appropriate and fitting that the most crooked president in history
gave one of the most important speeches of his tenure wearing a
crooked tie.
I
don`t believe in accidents, I believe in a Supreme Being who is in
control of the tiniest details. The Almighty Himself bent Trump`s tie
to express how much He despises the short-fingered vulgarian and his
white evangelical supporters.
“There
will be many Trumps in the House chamber for the president`s State of
the Union address Tuesday night – but one Trump is not in the family.
He`s Joshua Trump, an 11-year-old boy from Delaware who was bullied
over the last name he shares with the president. President Trump and
first lady Melania Trump invited the sixth grader to attend as their
guest.”
CBS News
Indeed,
there will be many Trumps in the House chamber for the president`s
State of the Union address Tuesday night, but Tiffany Trump, the
so-called bimbo of the Trump clan, has exercised remarkable wisdom by
rarely appearing in public with her notorious family, and I doubt she
will be in attendance tonight.
One
Trump who`s not in the family, Joshua Trump, is the special guest of
President Trump and first lady Melania Trump. He`ll be there by virtue
of being bullied over the surname he shares with the bully-in-chief.
The
boy was bullied over his name so much that for a while his parents
homeschooled him. When he`s seen on nationwide TV tonight as the
special guest of the short-fingered vulgarian, not only will he be
continued to be bullied by his classmates, but he will be bullied
online by millions.
Inviting
Joshua Trump to the State of the Union speech makes as much sense as a
teacher presenting a certificate of cleanliness, politeness and good
grammar to a bullied student. I predict that Joshua will be
homeschooled until he graduates from high school.
Shame
on the Trumps, especially Melania, for using the child in such a
cynical way. Melania has made anti-bullying her pet crusade, surely
there`s a special place reserved in hell for such a hypocrite.
“A
Florida Woman is facing a domestic battery charge after allegedly
clobbering her boyfriend in the face with a frozen pork chop during a
dispute Friday night in their residence.
Cops
allege that Jennifer Brassard, 48, and her beau were `engaged in a
verbal argument` around 9:45 PM when Brassard `threw a frozen pork chop
at the victim.` The pork chop, a criminal complaint notes, struck the
man below the left eye, causing a half-inch laceration.
After getting hit with the pork chop, the victim fled the couple`s home.”
The Smoking Gun
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.
When
life curses you with a girlfriend who throws a frozen pork chop at
your face, put the pork chop on your face to promote healing.
Then
threaten to kick the wench to the curb if she ever acts out violently
again, and finally demand she cook your pork chop. I love me some pork
chops, and a pork chop should never go to waste.
But
never, under any circumstances, run away like a terrified school girl
when your old lady chunks a pork chop at you. This coward`s man card
should be confiscated and returned only when he manages to grow a pair.
The
wimp wasn`t identified by the police to protect his reputation, and
the violent girlfriend was jailed on a domestic battery charge.
A senior administration official told the New York Times that Donald Trump`s complexion is the result of good genes.
The
official spoke to the Times on the condition of anonymity, apparently
he was too embarrassed to be credited with such an outrageous lie.
I
must concede that there`s a remote chance that Trump`s orange
complexion may be the result of a mutant gene, or perhaps his real
father is an Oompa-Loompa.
You
don`t have to be a stable genius or a dermatologist to deduce that
Trump`s pumpkin-colored face is the result of spending hours on a
tanning bed. The bright white half-moons under his eyes are a dead
giveaway, can anyone say tanning goggles?
In her tell-all book former aide Omarosa Manigualt Newman said that her boss used a tanning bed often.
The
default mode of every Trump administration official is to lie, every
statement or tweet that emanates from the White House must be taken
with a grain of salt.
Of
course Trump`s orange complexion can be attributed to good genes, and
he`s also in excellent physical health, of sound mind, and he`s blessed
with the greatest brain in history.
The
Satanic Temple is a nontheistic religious and political activist group
based in Salem, Massachusetts. The Temple has chapters in 13 US states
and in Canada. The group uses Satanic imagery to promote
egalitarianism, social justice, and the separation of church and state.
Wikipedia
Evangelical
Christianity is a greater threat to democracy and all that it entails
(free speech, religious liberty, social justice) than the Satanic
Temple.
Most
Christians consider my opening statement blasphemous and they will
immediately dismiss me as a godless liberal. But I pray that most of
you will extend me the courtesy of reading my entire essay.
The
leader of the Satanic Temple, Lucien Greaves, considers Mike Pence and
his evangelical brethren an existential threat to our democracy and I
wholeheartedly concur. The group uses Satanic imagery to counter
supernaturalism and tradition-based superstitions and to promote social
justice and the separation of church and state.
The
Satanic Temple doesn`t believe in the existence of a personal Satan or
any supernatural being for that matter. They don`t worship Satan or
sacrifice babies to the Dark Lord.
They
embrace the name Satan to counter supernaturalism and archaic
tradition-based superstitions and to promote religious liberty and the
separation of church and state.
Mike
Pence, on the other hand, embraces the name of Jesus Christ to promote
the undemocratic principles of homophobia, misogyny and theocracy
disguised as Republican nationalism.
The
Satanic Temple is a nontheistic religious and political activist
organization and we have nothing to fear from them. They don`t advocate
for Satanic prayers in public schools, or teaching the Satanic Bible
in public schools.
No
Satanist would ever endorse the racist, homophobic, misogynist and
undemocratic Trump administration, while the vast majority of white
evangelicals endorse Trump without any reservations.
I
would never join the Satanic Temple, I question the judgement and
wisdom of an organization that embraces a name that is the universal
symbol of evil.
I
align myself with the Jesus of the Gospels, who preached peace and
ministered to social outcasts. I consider the Satanic Temple an ally in
fighting bigotry and theocracy, and I look on white evangelicals as my
bitter foes. They`ve done more than Satanists to discredit the true
religion of peace, love and brotherhood of man: Christianity.
Humans go to
desperate and expensive lengths to try to look cool: Designer clothes,
bling, fancy hair-do, and of course cool shades.
But a cat is chill AF without trying, a feline even looks cool taking a dump in the litter box.
I`ve
posted tons of pics of my kitties on Facebook, and I never have to
pose them in a manner that makes them look cool. They are naturally
cool, all I have to do is snap the pic.
Click
the link at the bottom of the page to see photos and a video of a cool
cat lying on his back on his owner`s backpack in a bank in Brazil. In
crime-ridden Brazil humans can`t afford to be chill in a bank because a
bank robbery make break out at any time. But a cat`s default mode is
chill, and they are chill anytime and anyplace.
The
only complaint I have is that the cat is wearing sunglasses! Talk
about overkill, the kitty doesn`t need shades to look cool.
Its
loud and powerful engine, bad boy image, and penchant of Harley owners
for customizing their bikes symbolizes the brutal strength, freedom
and individuality that made America the greatest nation on Earth.
Harley- Davidson is an iconic American brand, it`s as American as Mom and apple pie.
Harley-
Davidson has been on a downward spiral for decades, but it`s losing
significantly more speed under the Trump admiration. The motorcycle
company on Tuesday said its profits were erased by slumping sales and
Trump`s tariffs.
Baby
boomers are the core demographic for Harley, and their customers are
downsizing from hogs to Hoverrounds. Harley needs to thinks outside the
box and introduce a new model for baby-boomers, featuring chrome
training wheels.
Unfortunately,
millennials were raised by hippies to be risk-adverse, and these
pansies will never give up their mopeds, skateboards and hoverboards in
favor of a macho motorcycle.
In
an age where climate control cultists are in power, and wimps expect
to go through life without any cuts or bruises there is simply no place
for Harley-Davidson.
The
last cowboy rode off into the sunset over a century ago, and in the
near future the last modern day cowboy will ride his steel horse into
the night.
“President
Donald Trump is endorsing a variety of Bible Literacy classes that
have been introduced by state lawmakers across the country, including
in Virginia.
`Numerous
states introducing Bible Literacy classes, giving students the option
of studying the Bible,` Trump wrote in a Monday morning tweet.
`Starting to make a turn back? Great!`”
WHSV
Donald
Trump who went to Liberty University, a prominent Christian
evangelical university, to deliver a speech in which he cited “Two
Corinthians 3: 17” is endorsing Bible Literacy classes – how rich!
I
realize most of my readers are heathen so let me explain that for a
Christian to refer to 2 Corinthians as “Two Corinthians” is equivalent
to somebody who pretends to be a physics major saying that he can see
black holes when he puts on his x-ray glasses.
If
anyone needs to take a course in Bible literacy it`s Trump, perhaps
Mike Pence can extricate his head from Trump`s rectum long enough to
teach him a thing or two about the Bible.
The
vice president and members of the Cabinet hold a weekly circle jerk
disguised as a Bible study, Trump would join these wankers if he really
cared about Bible literacy.
The
Bible should be anathema in public schools, although the King James
Version of the Bible is a literary masterpiece, and it could be taught
as an optional course for students interested in English literature.
The
only time Trump cracks open the Bible is when he uses it as a cover to
hide from his wife the fact that he`s actually reading Penthouse
Forum.
In an effort to
break the ultimate glass ceiling in 2016 Hillary Clinton`s reputation
was shattered. Hillary should have become a hermit after the
humiliation of losing to the most unqualified presidential candidate in
history, but instead she` had a book tour, hit the lecture circuit,
and now she even has the unmitigated gall of hinting at another
presidential run.
In
two short years Donald Trump has almost destroyed our democracy, but I
give him credit for destroying the Bush and Clinton dynasties.
There
is zero chance that Jeb Bush will run for president again, and there`s
no room in the Democratic Party for the likes of Hillary. There is a
vanguard of credible Democratic female candidates for president (Rep.
Tulsi Gabbard, Sen. Kirsten Gillibrand, Sen. Elizabeth Warren and Sen.
Kamala Harris) who are unencumbered by the moral corruption that
Hillary embodies and represents.
Hillary
is too old, too corrupt, too unlikable and too moderate for today`s
Democratic Party. It`s not just this old curmudgeon who`s written her
off, according to the NH Journal poll 55 percent of New Hampshire
Democrats believe that Sen. Warren best represents the Democratic
Party, Democratic-Socialist Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez came in second at
28 percent. A minuscule 17 percent said that Hillary was the best
representation of the current party.
I`m
a baby boomer so perhaps I won`t be accused of being ageist when I say
that Hillary, Bernie Sanders, Joe Biden and Donald Trump are too
freaking old to be president.
For
God`s sake let`s pass on the torch to a Kamala Harris or a Kirsten
Gillibrand. Biden and Sanders can serve as elder statesmen nurturing
the new generation of Democratic candidates. Hillary can just
disappear, we don`t need to hear a peep from her.
Our
work in the East wing continues into 2019 with online safety, fighting
opioid abuse & supporting the well-being of children everywhere!
#BeBest
Melania Trump Tweet
Melania
is like a madam of a brothel who promises to fight human trafficking
by donating five percent of her income to charities that fight the
sexual exploitation of children.
I
notice Melania dropped the anti-bullying part of her #BeBest campaign,
I guess even she can no longer stomach the incongruity and hypocrisy
of the spouse of the biggest bully in the world being an anti-bullying
spokesperson.
If
Melania really cared about the well-being of children everywhere, she
could start by publicly calling out her husband for his ruthless and
inhumane policies of separating children from their parents at our
southern border, and housing migrant children in cages.
Bitch
please, just take a short stroll from the East wing to the West wing
and have a little talk with the president. Tell him to stop wasting
precious time and financial resources trying to get his vanity wall
built, and concentrate on fighting the opioid epidemic.
There are millions of Americans who would love to have just two
minutes with Trump, and Melania who lives with him wastes her time
posting ludicrous tweets and issuing statements supporting her racist,
cruel and vindictive husband.
Donald Trump`s red
“Make America Great Again” (MAGA) hats are ubiquitous, you can`t go to a
ballpark, parade or any public gathering without seeing scores of
them.
But
because something is popular it doesn`t mean that it`s innocuous or
harmless; I would argue that the popularity of the MAGA hats are a
symbol of the rise of racism and the decline of democracy.
The
MAGA hats have become a hot-button topic, in the wake of the racially
charged confrontation near Washington, D.C,`s Lincoln Memorial. Alyssa
Milano famously called the caps the modern-day hoods of the Klu Klux
Klan.
The
standoff involving a group of male students from Covington Catholic
High School, who were wearing MAGA hats, and Nathan Phillips, a Native
American elder, has come to symbolize the racial divide.
During
the 2016 presidential campaign the MAGA hats may have been a neutral
symbol, but now they are synonymous with the blatantly racist Trump
administration.
The
MAGA hat amplifies the racist message that America was great in the
40`s and 50`s when America was predominantly white, and that it can be
great again if we deport Mexican, Central American and Haitian
immigrants and other riffraff.
Those
MAGA kids (Is there a more horrifying phrase?) might as well been
wearing KKK regalia while jeering the Native American elder.
You can`t wear a KKK hood in public without facing a visceral backlash, you risk being verbally if not physically assaulted.
Nobody
should feel comfortable or safe wearing a MAGA hat, as an Hispanic I
take it as a personal affront whenever I see a racist wearing a MAGA
cap.
I
don`t advocate violence, but I`m surprised that there haven`t been any
incidents of MAGA cap-wearing racists assaulted by minorities. To wear
a MAGA hat is an intolerable provocation, Trump supporters might as
well wear a T-Shirt that says: I hate coons and spicks.
We
can start making America Great Again by making it crystal clear that
it`s not OK to wear A MAGA hat, and that if you wear one in public, you
will pay a price.
“Elijah,
a Labrador and Golden Retriever mix and service dog in training,
vacationed at Disneyland in Anaheim, California, with his handler in
December.
The
1-year-old pup was thrilled when he got the opportunity to meet
Cinderella at the Royal Hall tourist attraction at the park.
He immediately walked up to Cinderella and dropped into her lap.”
ABC News
Disneyland
is a Magical Kingdom where children gorge on fast food, wait for hours
to ride a roller coaster for a minute, and hug adults dressed as their
favorite cartoon characters.
Enthralled tots struggle to break free from their parents so they can shake hands with Mickey Mouse or hug Cinderella.
Everything
in Disneyland is geared to making children happy, but Elijah a
one-year-old puppy was as happy as any child when he vacationed with
his handler in the popular amusement park.
Watch
as Elijah walks up to Cinderella and cuddles in her lap, oh to be a
child again! Cinderella is kind of hot, this adult wouldn`t mind
cuddling with her for a few moments.
