Is Kim Jong-un a Vegetable? Let’s Hope So!

Kim Jong Un’s health appears could be more serious than initially believed, according to reports.

Japanese magazine Shukan Gendai reported that Kim collapsed during a visit to a rural area in April. Kim reportedly required a stent procedure following the incident.

Shukan Gendai subsequently detailed how the surgeon in charge of Kim’s operation was not used to dealing with obese patients and was too nervous during the operation, leading to delays that left Kim in a ‘vegetative state.’

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North Korea is called the “Hermit Kingdom” for good reason, it’s almost impossible for outsiders to know what’s going on in the secretive country.

At first reports indicated that the Dear Leader was gravely ill following heart surgery, and now according to this Fox News article Kim is in a vegetative state after he collapsed during a visit to a rural area which required a stent procedure. You might as well read a pig’s entrails to try to discern the medical condition of the bloated dictator.

Reports indicated the surgeon in charge of Kim’s operation was not used to dealing with grotesquely obese patients and was too nervous during the operation which may have led to the dictator being rendered in a vegetative state. True the doctor may have been nervous because he didn’t have any experience operating on a whale, but I reckon the real reason he was so nervous is that he knew he would likely be killed if he botched the procedure.

Our world has been turned upside down because of the coronavirus pandemic and well can all use some good news. Kim has ordered hundred of thousands of his fellow countrymen to be killed, tortured and maimed; it would be poetic justice if he’s a vegetable.

Little Kim is a giant pile of steaming hot shit, and the doctors shouldn’t wait until he’s pronounced dead; he should be put through a meat grinder and his remains used as fertilizer.