“I know words, I know the best words.”

Donald Trump

Trump is a functionally illiterate person averse to reading anything more substantial than editorials in conservative publications praising his administration. He does not have the attention span or intellect to read even the CliffsNotes of the great works of literature.

This ignorant narcissist can nevertheless boast that he has written about a dozen books. Of course, every book in his canon was ghostwritten.

Trump knows words, the best words that are the lexicon of elementary school children. Like most children he loves superlatives and generously sprinkles his speeches with them.

Like most kindergartners he has a penchant for fixating on words and phrases, whether it is “tariffs”, “build the wall” or “MAGA.”

And like most toddlers he often makes up his nonsensical words like “covfefe”, and he considers himself a genius for inventing them.

Trump’s favorite word is “Trump;” squirts scribble their names on walls and etch their names on furniture and Trump loves to Sharpie his John Hancock on important documents and name buildings after himself.

The moron took credit for creating a new word while blathering about lowering drug prices — a word (equalize) that’s been in the English language for centuries.

“Basically, what we’re doing is equalizing. There’s a new word that I came up with, which is probably the best word.”

 I know words, the best words, the most wonderful words in the world, and the word that best fits Trump is moron!