Ms. Rachel is the Biggest Star on Netflix

Rachel Accurso, better known as Ms. Rachel, worked as a music teacher at a public preschool in New York City before finding fame and fortune as a YouTuber creating content for toddlers and preschoolers.

Ms. Rachel is beloved by babies and toddlers all over the world, and their mothers, and even by men like me who do not have any children but are mesmerized by her transcendent beauty, talent and charm.

Ms. Rachel is now one of the biggest stars on Netflix. The streaming giant released a four-part series featuring the popular content creator. The first four episodes consist of a “curated compilation” of Ms. Rachel’s YouTube videos.

Ms. Rachel always wears a pink headband, a lavender T-shirt, and overalls. Back in the day, I used to wear trendy Guess overalls, but Ms. Rachel’s overalls have more of an Oshkosh vibe. Ms. Rachel is the epitome of goodness and wholesomeness, but for her older male fans she is also a sex symbol. May God forgive my prurient curiosity, but I wonder if she wears pink thongs underneath her overalls.

Ms. Rachel sings nursery rhymes and dances on her videos. I would not be surprised if one day she had a pop hit on the Billboard charts, after all she’s a professional singer who released a studio album in 2006.

My sister tells me that Gaddy, her grandson, is enthralled by Ms. Rachel. He may be only 11 months, but he is already learning words like “up”, “down” and “go.” At least she thinks so, it is hard to decipher the speech of a toddler.

I recommend the Ms. Rachel show on Netflix for babies, toddlers, and their mothers, and for horny old guys like me.