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Trump’s New Wig Elicits Ridicule

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On December 16, 2018, a day that will live in infamy, Stephen Miller, who would become the Nazi propagandist for the Trump regime, appeared with an altered, much lower hairline. The monster was mercilessly mocked for spraying paint on his balding pate.

Miller’s “Sherwin-Williams” makeover was widely viewed as the worst political makeover until Donald Trump appeared on August 5, 2026, wearing a ridiculous full wig that looked nothing like his usual wispy combover.

The blithering idiot was babbling incoherently at Las Vegas’ Red Rock Resort about his trade conflicts with the Canadian government, but afterwards all the commentary was about his huge headpiece.

Some men try to improve their appearance when they have a mid-life crisis, Trump, 80, Is trying to improve his appearance well into his second childhood. The steaming pile of human shit is fighting a losing battle, when you have racoon eyes, a mouth that resembles a sphincter, and a neck that looks like a vagina, the fanciest wig would only draw attention to his decaying, decrepit, and decomposing countenance.

Trump is a pile of crap that will easily flush down a toilet, but you may need a plunger to make sure his wig flushes down.

Donald Trump’s Panties in a Twist Over Video That Exposed Him as a Bald Freak

“Donald Trump, 71, might be the most narcissistic person on Earth, so it was wildly entertaining when a gust of wind blew apart his facade of seeming to have a full head of hair. The president was boarding Air Force One to head to Mar-A-Lago on Feb 2 when wind took his hair upwards and exposed what appeared to be a giant bald patch on the back of his head. The video went viral this week and everyone from late night talk show hosts to news anchors have been laughing it up. Of course Trump is having a fit that the world is mocking his epic hair malfunction and is doing everything to ensure that it never happens again.”

Hollywood Life

This is an update to my article:

Shock Video Proves Donald Trump`s Scalp is as Smooth and Bald as Baby`s Butt

http://thesop.org/story/20180207/shock-video-proves-donald-trumps-scalp-is-as-smooth-and-bald-as-babys-butt.html

Donald Trump is a thin-skinned narcissist, and whenever he`s mocked on SNL or by a late night comic he goes berserk.

Trump has endured countless jokes about his tiny hands (and by extension his tiny pecker), his mouth that resembles a sphincter, his orange complexion, his fat ass that can seat a UN delegation discussing world peace, and of course his ridiculous coiffure.

The orange buffoon has vehemently denied that he wears a toupee, but this viral video is proof positive that underneath the combover from hell or wig is a scalp that is as shiny and smooth as a bowling ball.

The only thing that would have been more embarrassing than being exposed as a bald freak, would be if Mike Pence had posted a pic of the decrepit fool changing his diapers on his Twitter feed.

The vain moron was livid when the video exposed him as a bald-faced liar and a bald orangutan.

There`s no satisfaction in blaming the wind, I`m sure Trump berated his staff for the humiliation he suffered when the wind blew apart the fake news that he has a full head of hair.

I wonder did Trump make Mike Pence manicure his tiny hands, order John Kelly to apply Vaseline to his sphincter-like mouth, command Ben Carson to measure his tiny penis and declare that he missed his calling and should be making adult movies, or force Hope Hicks to slather fake tan on his ugly mug.

Not that I feel sorry for his staff, they deserve to rot in hell for enabling the racist, short-fingered vulgarian.

Read More:

http://hollywoodlife.com/2018/02/09/donald-trump-hair-blowing-in-the-wind-malfunction-video/

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