Madonna Please Age Gracefully

“Madonna took a hard fall during her Thursday night Madame X show in Paris, leaving the singer in tears as she struggled to walk off stage after the incident.

The Sun reports Madge, 61, was helped up by one of her dancers after the nasty fall, crying as she used a cane to further assist her off stage. The ‘Like A Virgin’ singer has reportedly been struggling with hip and knee injuries for months.”

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Madonna is a living legend and an international icon, her legacy in music history is secure she doesn’t need to pretend that she’s still has the body and agility of a 20-year old to remain relevant.

When a mature 60-something woman dresses scantily it’s grotesque, desperate and repellent. When a concert goer sees Madonna writhing in a costume that a stripper would be too embarrassed to wear, it’s going to kill his libido and he’ll probably go straight home after the concert instead of hitting the bars.

Madonna took a hard fall during a concert in Paris, leaving the ageing diva in tears as she struggled to walk off the stage after the incident. One of her dancers used a can to assist her off the stage, which begs the question is she so decrepit that there’s always a cane on hand?

Madonna your fans love you and we don’t expect you to gyrate like a nubile teenager and look like a beauty queen. For the love of God please age gracefully, regardless how you look on the outside in our minds you will always be forever young.

Emmanuel Macron Trumps Donald Trump and Punks Vladimir Putin

Emmanuel Macron, France`s 39-year-old president, has been on the world stage for less than a month, but already he`s demonstrated that he won`t be intimidated by the likes of Russian President Vladimir Putin or American President Donald Trump.

The photogenic French leader has stared down Putin and Trump, to the delight of his countrymen, and to the consternation of these dictators.

When Macron and Putin held a joint press conference at the Palace of Versailles, he rebuked Putin to his face for meddling in the French election in which the Kremlin favored his far right rival Marine Le Pen.

How can we forget Macron`s handshake with Trump, the young French president gripped the septuagenarian`s puny hand like a vise, and then bragged about it later. After that fateful encounter Trump probably changed his diapers, and ordered Sean Spicer to rub Bengay on his injured hand.

Macron trolled the troller-in-chief in a televised speech, speaking in English he condemned Trump for withdrawing from the Paris Climate Accord with a call to “make our planet great again.”

Macron has put the world`s tyrants on notice, that contrary to the stereotype he`s a French man with testicles the size of bowling balls.

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