Madonna Please Age Gracefully

“Madonna took a hard fall during her Thursday night Madame X show in Paris, leaving the singer in tears as she struggled to walk off stage after the incident.

The Sun reports Madge, 61, was helped up by one of her dancers after the nasty fall, crying as she used a cane to further assist her off stage. The ‘Like A Virgin’ singer has reportedly been struggling with hip and knee injuries for months.”

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Madonna is a living legend and an international icon, her legacy in music history is secure she doesn’t need to pretend that she’s still has the body and agility of a 20-year old to remain relevant.

When a mature 60-something woman dresses scantily it’s grotesque, desperate and repellent. When a concert goer sees Madonna writhing in a costume that a stripper would be too embarrassed to wear, it’s going to kill his libido and he’ll probably go straight home after the concert instead of hitting the bars.

Madonna took a hard fall during a concert in Paris, leaving the ageing diva in tears as she struggled to walk off the stage after the incident. One of her dancers used a can to assist her off the stage, which begs the question is she so decrepit that there’s always a cane on hand?

Madonna your fans love you and we don’t expect you to gyrate like a nubile teenager and look like a beauty queen. For the love of God please age gracefully, regardless how you look on the outside in our minds you will always be forever young.