Hot Chick Shoots Guests Who Overstayed Their Welcome

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“Alana Annette Savell, 32, was arrested Monday on a charge of aggravated battery with a firearm, Bay County Sheriff’s Office officials said.

A woman told authorities that she had gone to Savell’s home with a friend. Savell said they started drinking and were getting too loud, and said she didn’t want them in her home.

Savell armed herself with a handgun and started shooting at their feet from the doorway of the home, officials said. The woman was hit in the legs and was taken to a hospital for treatment. Savell’s boyfriend was also hit in the leg with a bullet during the shooting, authorities said.

The boyfriend allegedly told authorities that he told Savell that if someone is told to leave their property three times, she is to get the gun and shoot it at the ground. If that doesn’t work, she’s supposed to shoot them in the leg.”

NBC News

Today is Thanksgiving, and most of us are going to have to deal with a guest from hell, who simply refuses to leave. You can put away all the leftovers in the fridge, turn off the lights, slip into your pajamas, and the clueless guest won’t take the hint, he’ll still be in your living room, drinking your beers and watching football on your TV.

We’re too polite to simply tell the guest: Listen buddy, it’s time for you to get the hell out of here! But that’s not the way they roll in the trailer park. In the trailer park they have a three strikes and you get shot rule. If you tell a guest three times to leave to no avail, then you grab your shotgun and shoot it at the ground. If that doesn’t work, then you shoot the bastard in the leg.

Not only was the guest shot, but the homeowner’s boyfriend was also shot as well. He has only himself to blame, because he’s the one who advised Savell to shoot guests who refuse to leave.

Moral of this story:

Moonshine and firearms don’t mix!

Decline any invitations to attend a party at a trailer park!

Don’t overstay your welcome, especially if you don’t have a decent health care plan.

Parting thought: Judging by her mugshot Savell doesn’t look all that bad. I would bang her, but I wouldn’t stick around and smoke a cigarette in bed with her, she might shoot my ass when she sobered up.

NOVEMBER ARCHIVES PAGE TWO:

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Robert Paul Reyes: What I’m Thankful for this Thanksgiving

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Good Health

When I was a young man I could bench press almost 300 pounds, I jogged at least five miles every day, and I took my health for granted. But now that my medicine cabinet is full of prescription drugs, and my bones ache when I get up in the morning, I`m grateful that I`m still in relatively good health, and I cherish my daily walk with my pooch.

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I`ve been writing for the Student Operated Press since 2008, and when the SOP was down for almost three weeks in November, I realized how much of a blessing it is to have a platform where I can share my editorials with an international audience. I`m very thankful for Judyth Piazza the editor and owner of this terrific Web site.

My Own Web Site

After posting articles online since 1998 for several Web sites, I finally have my own home on the Web:

https://robertpaulreyes.com/

My Pets

My cats Ebony and Tico and my dog Mandy compromise my nuclear family, they enrich and enliven my life in a multitude of ways.

My Sisters

My sisters Jackie, Mary and Linda are crazy, but I can always share what`s in my heart with them. We understand each other intimately, growing up together in a dysfunctional family has bonded us for the rest of our lives.

My Little Pink House

My tiny pink house will never be featured in “Better Homes and Gardens”, but it`s my version of the American Dream.

Freedom

I thank God I live in a country where I am free to say what I please, write whatever I want, and worship however I see fit.

Dear readers, what are you thankful for, I would love to hear from you.

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Brooke Baldwin Loses It When Guest Says “Nigger”

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“Memo to CNN Newsroom guests: Check your racial epithets at the door.

“CNN anchor Brooke Baldwin savaged a guest on CNN Newsroom Tuesday, after the guest hurled the N-word on the show.

Baldwin took author Charles Kaiser to task for using the slur while he was condemning President-elect Donald Trump`s choice for chief White House strategist, Steve Bannon.

`Charles … just hang on a second,` Baldwin said. `Please don`t use the N-word on my show.`

`The more I`ve sat here and listened to the fact that somebody used the N-word on this show ” it is not OK. It is not OK, Charles Kaiser,` she continued.

`I never use the N-word except when I`m quoting someone who`s been appointed by the President to serve in the Oval Office,` Kaiser protested, to no avail.”

CNN

Memo to CNN anchors: Check your political correctness at the door.

Memo to the writer of this article, Tim Kenneally: Charles Kaiser didn`t hurl any word, and certainly not the N-Word, on Baldwin`s show.  Kaiser condemned Steve Bannon for his alleged use of the word “nigger.”

It is the responsibility, indeed the duty, of a journalist to accurately describe a newsworthy event. If a reporter attends a Klan rally, and the racists are shouting “Kill Niggers”, he is being remiss in his duties if he doesn`t write that the Klan members were screaming: Kill Niggers. If the reporter writes that they were shouting the N-Word, that fails to covey to his readers the racial hatred that permeated the meeting.

Baldwin`s histrionics and faux outrage at a guest for having the temerity to use the word “nigger” are emblematic of the political-correctness that prevents CNN for delivering the news in an unbiased manner.

When a commentator or a correspondent uses the word “nigger” in the context of precisely reporting the news only a jackass would think that he is endorsing the use of the vile racial epithet.

Baldwin should focus her outrage at the white supremacists who don`t hesitate to hurl the word “nigger”, and not at a guest who used the word in the context of quoting a newsmaker.

Editorial note: There is no proof whatsoever that Steve Bannon has ever used the ugliest word in the English language.
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OMG! Uber to Employ Hookers as Drivers!

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“UBER is reportedly set to employ people convicted of being PROSTITUTES  in a bold new scheme designed to give reformed criminals the chance to turn their lives around.

The taxi app is preparing to change its rules in some American states so people with non-violent convictions can begin working as drivers.

This means that ex-sex workers can take to the road, as well as people who have convictions for harassment, resisting arrest, petty theft or minor property damage.

The rules have already come into force in California but will be rolled out in Connecticut at the beginning of next year.”

The Sun

I believe that citizens with past felony convictions should have their voting rights restored, they have paid their debt to society, and they should be given a clean slate to redeem themselves.

However if I were an employer I would think twice before offering an ex-con a job, at least for certain occupations like teachers and Uber drivers.

Employing a woman with a prostitution conviction as an Uber driver isn`t the smartest move in the world, she would probably spend more time in the backseat servicing her customer than in the driver`s seat.

Women with prostitution convictions  working as taxi drivers will undoubtedly earn $100+ tips, and it won`t be because they got their customers to their destinations in an expedient and timely manner, but due to the fact that they gave them the rides of their lives.

When I get into an Uber vehicle I expect friendly conversation with the driver, not solicitations for sex. A prostitute belongs on a street corner, not behind the wheel of a Uber car.

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Pope Francis Grants Priests the Authority to Absolve Abortions

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“Pope Francis has extended indefinitely the power of Catholic priests to forgive abortions, making the announcement in an apostolic letter released Monday.

It continues a special dispensation granted last year for the duration of the Year of Mercy — which finished Sunday — which gave all priests, rather than just bishops, the power to absolve the sin of abortion.

The announcement reiterates that the Church’s stance on abortion has not changed — it is still viewed as a ‘grave sin.’ But it makes it easier for women who have had abortions to be absolved for their actions, and rejoin the Church.

‘I wish to restate as firmly as I can that abortion is a grave sin, since it puts an end to an innocent life,’ the Pope’s letter states.”

CNN

The idea that any man can forgive sin, let alone a fraternity of pedophiles, is anathema to any person, regardless if they’re Catholic, Protestant, Jewish, Muslim or atheist.

If you grant a human being the power to forgive your transgressions, in effect your giving him power over your body, mind and spirit.

I don’t begrudge a person the right to join an organized religion, but this is the 21st century, and no rational person should deify a mortal to the point where he can absolve us of our sins.

The idea that a patriarchal organization that treats women like 2nd class citizens is being magnanimous by forgiving women who’ve had abortions is loathsome.

A woman’s decision whether or not to have an abortion is between her and her God if she’s religious, or between her and her conscience if she’s atheist or agnostic.

Certainly she should consult with the father of her unborn child, but why should she care what a celibate priest of an organization that doesn’t allow women to be leaders thinks?

If a woman has been ostracized by the Catholic Church for having an abortion, she should interpret that as a divine sign to leave the misogynist organization.

http://www.cnn.com/2016/11/21/europe/pope-francis-absolve-abortion/index.html

Robert Paul Reyes Answers Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Hillary Clinton

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“Google Trends has revealed that the most recent top trending question asked about presumptive Democratic nominee Hillary Clinton is whether she`s going to jail or not.”

Breitbart

After the outrage over the private meeting that Attorney General Loretta Lynch had with Bill Clinton, she now says that she will follow the recommendations of prosecutors on whether to file criminal charges at the close of their investigation.

So the answer to the top trending question is maybe the corrupt witch will actually be indicted and serve jail time.

Your favorite blogger will now answer other top questions about Hillary:

IS HILLARY A LESBIAN?

Is the Pope Catholic?  Is the sky blue? Bitc* please! Damn skippy she is! Not that there`s anything wrong with being a lesbian, but being too cowardly to come out of the closet, and trying to fool the public into thinking you`re straight by entering into a marriage of political convenience with Bill Clinton is just wrong, wrong, wrong!

WILL HILLARY CHOOSE ELIZABETH WARREN AS HER RUNNING MATE?

No! Warren is too headstrong for Hillary`s taste, she will choose a seasoned politician she can make her bitc*, most likely Sen. Tim Kaine.

IS BILL CLINTON THE BIOLOGICAL FATHER OF CHELSEA CLINTON?

Yes, who else would knock boots with Hillary?

IF HILLARY WINS WILL THERE BE A SEX SCANDAL IN THE WHITE  HOUSE?

Yes, both she and her hubby will have intimate relationships with female interns

WHAT WILL HILLARY DO IF SHE LOSES TO DONALD TRUMP?

Retire from politics, and break the glass ceiling by becoming the first female celebrity spokesperson for reverse mortgages.

WHAT DOES HILLARY WEAR UNDERNEATH HER PANTSUIT?

Even a freak like me ain`t touching that one!

Who needs Google Trends when you have Robert Paul Reyes to answer your questions?

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Cam Newton is Despised Because He’s Gay, Not Because He’s Black!

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“When Cam Newton said before Super Bowl 50, `I`m an African-American quarterback that may scare a lot of people,` it opened the floodgates for the conversation about whether the intense, irrational dislike of Newton by some fans was related to his race.
Newton said it isn`t.

`It`s not racism,` Newton told GQ in a long feature story on him. `Everybody`s entitled to their own opinion.`

It`s a fascinating topic, because clearly some of the ridiculous backlash is racist. There`s a clear double standard for some people when it comes to the things Newton does on and off the field. But some of it would still happen if the confident, outspoken (and insanely talented) Newton was white. I`m not sure what the ratio is. I`m also not sure if Newton really believes it has nothing to do with his race, or he didn`t feel like creating a massive controversy through a national magazine profile of him”

Yahoo Sports

Cam Newton is the most polarizing figure in the NFL, love him or hate him, we can`t stop talking about him.

Newton is spot on in his assessment that racism isn`t behind the intense hatred that`s focused on everything that he says and does. African American players are some of the most popular and beloved stars in the league. Black quarterbacks are no longer a novelty but ubiquitous in the NFL, and the ones that lead their teams to the playoffs are universally respected, with the notable exception of Newton.

When I`m at a sports bar and the Carolina Panthers are playing, I always hear insults hurled at their quarterback, but I have never heard anyone exclaim: There`s that ni**er showboating again! But I`ve heard fans call him a “faggot” or a “coc*sucker” dozens of times.

Football fans can accept a black football player as a quarterback, but they aren`t quite ready to accept a gay as a quarterback, or even as a kicker.

Cam Newton is a still in the closet, but you would have to be blind and stupid not to discern that he is the gayest man ever to play football in the NFL.

Maybe if Newton came out of the closet, he might earn the respect and admiration of the fans. I will throw up if Cam waits until he`s retired to come out of the closet, and he`s hailed as a hero. Man up dude, come out of the closet now!

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Colin Kaepernick Is A Selfish Juvenile Jerk

 

 

NFL players are encouraged but not required to stand during the National Anthem, and the 49ers second-string quarterback has a right to sit, kneel or do somersaults while the anthem is being played.

Colin Kaepernick may not be breaking any NFL rules or policies by disrespecting the flag, but his antics are juvenile and selfish. What if all of his teammates failed to stand up to bring attention to their favorite cause, be it animal rights, gay rights, or whatever? Anarchy would soon prevail in the regimented world of the NFL. In a team sport Kaepernick`s shenanigans on the sideline are a bigger distraction than his poor play on the field.

Police misconduct and brutality, and the larger issue of racial inequality, is a serious matter, but Kaepernick should advocate for civil rights on his own time.

The issue that Kaepernick claims to care about is getting lost in the backlash, he has engendered so much hatred that I wouldn`t be surprised if a fan attempts to take him out. At the very least he is making his team and his sport an object of ridicule, and at the worst he is putting his teammates in danger.

Kaepernick`s method of focusing attention on his pet issue is as silly as his effort in trying to appear more black by sporting a 70`s era Afro.

We spend good money to attend a football game to have fun for a couple of hours and to forget about politics and societal problems. Love for our team unites fans of diverse backgrounds, at least during the game. How dare a jerk like Kaepernick let the problems of the real world intrude on our escapist entertainment?
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Is Obama a Secret Muslim, Michelle Obama a Transsexual, and Hillary Clinton a Clone?

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Barack Hussein Obama is a covert Muslim.

Michelle Obama is a transsexual.

Hillary Clinton is actually dead and a clone has taken her place.

Donald Trump and Ivanka Trump have an illicit love baby.

Why are these patently false rumors believed by millions?

Because there is more than a kernel of truth to them!

Shortly before deciding to enter politics Barack Hussein Obama embraced the Christian faith out of political expediency. It`s almost impossible for a black politician to gain any traction without the support of the black church, so the atheist Obama joined Jeremiah Wright`s racist black Christian church.

But I can understand why millions believe that Obama is secretly a Muslim, he never misses an opportunity to pander to Muslims.

Michelle Obama has the build of an NFL linebacker, but the media insists that she`s a beautiful fashion icon. Michelle has more in common with a drag queen than Jackie Kennedy, to whom she is often compared.

I mean who are you going to believe your lying eyes, or the left-leaning media? There are several videos on YouTube that argue that Michelle is a transsexual. I don`t believe that Michelle is a tranny, but I can understand why these videos have racked up millions of views.

I don`t believe that Donald Trump and his daughter Ivanka are having an incestuous relationship, but the way the Donald can`t keep his tiny hands from patting her butt is very unnerving.

I don`t believe that Hillary Clinton is actually dead and has been replaced by a clone. Although it`s true that there isn`t enough room in the Library of Congress to contain her medical records, she is hanging on by the skin of her teeth to make it to the White House before the Grim Reaper drags her to hell.

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Should You Let Your Dog Lick Your Face?

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“It seems harmless enough. You get nose to nose with your dog and talk to it as it laps at your mouth and cheeks with its tongue, or you come home from work and bring your lips to your dog`s in a greeting to say hello.

It may feel like the ultimate display of affection, but when it comes to such kisses, experts caution: Beware of dogs.

Dr. Neilanjan Nandi, an assistant professor of medicine at Drexel University College of Medicine in Philadelphia, said in an email that most animals` mouths are host to an enormous oral microbiome of bacteria, viruses and yeast.”

New York Times

I know that my pooch, Mandy, spends an inordinate amount of time licking her nether regions, and I realize that she has a penchant for digging up old bones in my backyard, but that doesn`t mean I try to prevent her from licking and kissing me when I come home from work.

A canine`s mouth may be teeming with bacteria and viruses, but a healthy person is unlikely to contract a disease from a dog.

Even if Mandy`s displays of affection made me sick, a physical illness would be a small price to pay for the psychological benefits of allowing her to love on me.

Dr. Robert Paul Reyes says: Don`t listen to the warnings of egghead scientists and physicians and let your pooch lick you to death.

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Golden Pheasant Dead Ringer for Donald Trump

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“A curious creature with audacious golden plumage has fascinated the world. We all watch intently as he struts about, soaking in the attention he knows he commands. An enigma, is he. What secret intent lies behind those sharp blue eyes?

Anyway, enough about Donald Trump. Check out this crazy bird.

This glorious golden pheasant at the Hangzhou Safari Park has become a thing because, well, look at him. He’s got that ‘Trump hair in the front, medieval samurai in the back’ thing going on. His nickname is ‘Little Red.’ Oh, he’s perfect. We really needed this today.”

CNN

At this time of the year it’s tempting to compare Donald Trump to a Thanksgiving Day turkey, but there’s another bird that’s a dead ringer for the strutting peacock with the orange face.

Meet “Little Red” the golden pheasant who looks just like Trump, he sports an identical hairdo to the brash billionaire, and he also has a penchant for pooping all over the place.

I wish “Little Red” was sitting in the Oval Office instead of “Big Orange”, if an Internet troll bashed Little Red’s appearance on Twitter, he wouldn’t peck at the nuclear button and plunge us into a nuclear winter.

The distinctive bird has been described as the pheasant-elect by People’s Daily, China. The Communist country always gets the best of us in trade deals, America can finally win by trading our prick-elect for their pheasant-elect.

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Mall Santa Fired for Telling Girl Hillary Clinton on Naughty List

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“A shopping mall Santa Claus in Florida is out of a job for telling a 10-year-old girl that Hillary Clinton was on his ‘naughty list.’

Santa was relieved of his duties at the Seminole Town Center in Sanford after the girl’s mother complained.”

Fox News

Santa Claus has the wisdom and the discernment to know who belongs on the nice list and who belongs on the naughty list, but perhaps he shouldn’t have divulged to a 10-year-old child that Hillary was on his naughty list.

However I commend Santa on his restraint and tactfulness, he could very well have told the little girl the truth: There is a special place in hell reserved for the likes of Hillary Clinton.

To fire Santa for this small indiscretion is the epitome of political correctness; I hope and pray that Santa Trump will come to the rescue and give the fired Santa a small fortune and sit on the face and fart on the politically-correct bastard who fired him.

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Why Hillary Clinton Lost

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Donald Trump’s victory on November 8, 2016 was the greatest comeback in political history.

Pollsters, pundits and politicians didn’t give the short-fingered vulgarian a snowball’s chance in hell. But today Trump is busy planning his transition in to the White House, while Hillary is pondering what to do in the last stage of her life. Perhaps she can break a glass ceiling, and become the first female geriatric spokesperson for reverse mortgages.

How will historians, psychologists and sociologists explain the Trump phenomenon?

I don’t know but in my humble opinion these trends explain Trump’s miraculous victory more than anything else: Celebrity culture, Globalization, Social Media.

Before Trump entered the world of politics he was already a celebrity colossus, in the 70’s, 80’s and 90’s he was a mainstay on the gossip pages because of his financial empire and playboy abtics. In the 2000’s he became a reality TV star as the celebrity host of the Apprentice franchise.

Beginning in March 2011, when Trump publicly questioned Obama’s citizenship and eligibility to serve as President, he started to become serious about running for President.

On June 16, 2015, Trump announced his candidacy for President of the United States at Trump Tower in New York City. In his announcement speech Trump branded Mexican immigrants as rapists, and right off the bat he was given no chance of winning the Republican nomination by the media, the Republican establishment, and pretty much everyone else.

Trump went on to defeat 16 Republican rivals and win the Republican nomination, and the General Election. Celebrity was the impetus that propelled Trump to victory, his name recognition trumped Hillary’s experience, knowledge and political resume.

Globalization ran roughshod over the dreams and aspirations of the American middle class, and Trump’s anti-globalization stance was embraced by regular Joe’s struggling to make ends meet. Hillary, on the other hand, was the embodiment of globalization with her Clinton Global initiative, cozy relationship with Wall Street bankers and support of international trade deals.

Before he became a politician Trump used Twitter to demolish his enemies like Rosie O’Donnell. Once he entered the political realm Trump employed social media, especially Twitter, to attack his rivals, and to speak directly to his followers.

To summarize Hillary was swimming against the currents of celebrity culture, anti-globalization, and the popularity of social media. Not to mention that she was a horrible campaigner, devoid of charisma. In 2008 Obama famously dismissed Hillary with the words: You’re likeable enough. Hogwash, she’s as likeable as a steaming pile of shit.

Can Young Children Shame Donald Trump Into Being Kind?

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But the day after Election Day, Molly Spence Sahebjami tried to do just that. The Seattle mother started a Facebook group called ‘Dear President Trump: Letters from Kids About Kindness.’

The idea? To have children write letters to President-elect Donald Trump ‘about the importance of being kind to other people, even if they’re different than you are,’ according to a description on the group’s Facebook page.
The idea started with her own son, a kindergarten student who said he was concerned about things Trump had said about Muslims, because the family has relatives of Iranian descent.


Her son’s letter, which he dictated to Sahebjami, read: Dear President-elect Trump, please be a good president. Be kind to all people. Some people in my family are a special religion and they are not bad guys.”

The Washington Post

In my opinion a kindergarten student is not ready, psychologically, emotionally, or intellectually to be taught sex education. Wait a few years until he gets a cell phone, and then after his impressionable brain has been saturated with hardcore porn he might enlighten you on some obscure sexual positions.

Just as a young child isn’t ready for sex education, he isn’t ready to learn about the rough and tumble of American presidential campaigns. A loving, considerate and wise parent wouldn’t try to explain the racist clown Donald Trump to his five-year-old, just as he wouldn’t try to explain the serial killer clown William Gacy.

Parents should simply explain to their children that there are some adults who never grew up and still act like children. If Trump had been slapped across his tiny hands with a ruler by his teachers, maybe he wouldn’t have grown up to be a blathering racist bully.

Out of the mouth of babes … Pundits, politicians and preachers have condemned Trump’s racist and misogynist speech to no avail. Maybe this Facebook page featuring letters from children imploring Trump to be kind will melt his heart of stone.


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Happy National Fast Food Day

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It’s the Holiday Season, that wonderful time of the year in which we celebrate holidays that unite us as a country like Thanksgiving, Christmas and National Fast Food Day.

There is nothing more all-American than eating a fast food meal, and of course America has the largest fast food industry in the world, American fast food franchises are located in over 100 countries.

November 16 is that most American of holidays: National Fast Food Day! Fight terrorism, communism and food fascists like Michelle Obama and chow down on that Burger King Whopper, McDonald’s Big Mac or dig into that KFC chicken bucket.

I don’t need an excuse to patronize a fast food restaurant, and I suspect that today that the lines will be a little bit longer at my local McDonald’s.

Most American are dreading Thanksgiving Day dinner: Crazy uncle Joe is going to ramble incoherently about UFOs and chemtrails, your brother-in-law is going to get plastered again, and there is sure to be a heated argument over whether Trump is going to make America great again.

Wouldn’t it be great if we could ditch Thanksgiving Day dinner with the family, and dine alone in peace and tranquility at Burger King?

Happy National Fast Food Day to all of my readers!

Gay Lovebirds Engage in Epic Fight: Assault With Cup of Top Ramen Noodles!

“A Florida man was arrested for domestic battery after striking his live-in boyfriend with a cup of ramen noodles, police report.

 

Michael Herrick, 40, and his beau got into a verbal argument at their residence in regards to questions of infidelity.
 

The 12:30 AM dispute in the couple’s Pinellas Park home turned violent when Herrick threw a cup of ramen noodles at the victim, who was struck in the neck by the noodles. Herrick, cops noted, said that ‘water was thrown on him’ prior to his noodle tossing.
 

After cops concluded that Herrick was the incident’s primary aggressor, he was arrested for domestic battery. The 6’ 7”, 200-pound Herrick was booked into jail on the misdemeanor count and released from custody yesterday afternoon on his own recognizance.”
 

The Smoking Gun
 

You’d expect a flurry of brutal punches and a savage kick or two to be delivered in a fight involving two guys, especially considering one of the men was 6’7”, and tipped the scales at 200-pounds.
 

But when the cops arrived at the scene of the epic fight, the combatants didn’t have any bruises, abrasions or broken bones.

 
One of the lovebirds was slightly wet — his boyfriend had the temerity to toss a paper cup of water at him. The other gentleman was clutching his neck; his boyfriend had the audacity to hurl a cup of noodles at him.

 

After the cops were finished snickering they arrested the dude who threw the cup of Top Ramen noodles, he was judged to have been the instigator.
 

The police officers should have lashed these two jokers with a wet noodle for wasting their time.
 

I’m not gay, not that there’s anything wrong with being gay, but if I was freaking gay I wouldn’t call the cops if my boyfriend assaulted me with a cup of Top Ramen noodles. I would be too ashamed of living up to the stereotype of gay men being deplorable sissies.

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http://thesmokinggun.com/buster/domestic-battery/ramen-noodle-battery-528391

A Beer a Day Keeps the Doctor Away

“A pint of beer a day could help reduce the risk of having a stroke or developing cardiovascular disease, new research has found.

A study of 80,000 adults found the natural decline in high-density lipoprotein (HDL), or “good” cholesterol, in the body was slowed by a moderate intake of alcohol.

The results showed that one or two daily servings of alcohol for a man, or up to one for a woman, was associated with a slower HDL decline than either not drinking at all, or drinking too heavily”

Telegraph
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We’re all familiar with the axiom “an apple a day keeps the doctor away”, and while it’s certainly true that an apple is a delicious fruit that provides a moderate content of dietary fiber, it does nothing to improve your psychological health.

With Trump in the White House and ISIS threatening to wreak  havoc in America we need something more than just an apple a day to maintain our psychological and spiritual well-being.

I prefer a pint or two of beer over a barrel of apples, a healthy beer buzz while watching the evening news will prevent me from suffering a stroke or a heart attack.

The world may be going to hell in a handbasket, but I’ll survive as long as I have my daily intake of beer.

Hillary Clinton Has Only Herself to Blame

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“Hillary Clinton on Saturday cast blame for her surprise election loss on the announcement by the F.B.I. director, James B. Comey, days before the election that he had revived the inquiry into her use of a private email server.

In her most extensive remarks since she conceded the race to Donald J. Trump early Wednesday, Mrs. Clinton told donors on a 30-minute conference call that Mr. Comey’s decision to send a letter to Congress about the inquiry 11 days before Election Day had thrust the controversy back into the news and had prevented her from ending the campaign with an optimistic closing argument.

‘There are lots of reasons why an election like this is not successful,’ Mrs. Clinton said, according to a donor who relayed the remarks. But, she added, ‘our analysis is that Comey’s letter raising doubts that were groundless, baseless, proven to be, stopped our momentum.'”

New York Times

Hillary Clinton is correct that there were a lot of reasons why she lost the election, but she’s disingenuously  deflecting blame, by pointing the finger at the FBI director.

Comey’s bombshell coming just days before the election brought her momentum to a screeching halt, and forced her to end her campaign on a negative note trashing Trump, instead of highlighting her positive agenda.

But Hillary needs to take a hard look in the mirror, most of the reasons why she was defeated emanate from her defective personality.

It was Hillary’s enormous ego that caused her to campaign in red states in the closing weeks of the campaign, instead of shoring up her support  in blue states like Michigan, Wisconsin, and Pennsylvania. Hillary was going for an electoral college landslide, and instead even traditional blue states turned red.

It was Hillary’s feeling that she was above the law that caused the server controversy. She has only herself to blame for the email scandal, not Comey or a vast right-wing conspiracy.

It was Hillary’s lack of transparency that kept her from divulging her medical history. If Hillary had announced that she was suffering from pneumonia, the September, 11, 2016 feinting episode would have been a minor blip, instead of an incident that caused many voters to wonder if she had serious medical issues.

It was Hillary’s mean and vindictive spirit that motivated her to base her entire campaign trying to discredit and disqualify Trump, instead of running a positive campaign on the issues important to the electorate: It’s the economy stupid!

It was Hillary’s corrupt nature that embroiled her in one scandal after another stretching back decades, the email and Clinton Foundation scandals were just the final straws that broke the camel’s back.

Hillary failed to shatter the glass ceiling, her dream of becoming the first female president of the United States is shattered, and she has only herself to blame.

 

 

Donald Trump Destroyed Clinton and Bush Dynasties, Hopefully He Will Smash Capitalism

My political views are eclectic and contrarian, and my voting history reflects that I’ve voted for Republicans, Democrats and Independents.

In the Democratic primaries I supported Bernie Sanders, the socialist curmudgeon Senator from Vermont. Even though the odds were stacked against Sanders, he almost won. But the Clinton machine, the Democratic establishment, the donor class, the media — indeed the entire crooked system was rigged in favor of Hillary.

In the General Election I held my nose, bit my tongue and voted for Donald Trump, the populist vulgarian. Sanders is spot on, we need a revolution, and Hillary was the embodiment of the corrupt establishment that needs to be overthrown. I, along with millions of my fellow Americans, opted for the racist clown over the corrupt witch.

The odds were stacked against Trump even more than they were against Sanders. The Republican establishment, the Democratic establishment, Wall Street, the intelligentsia, the media, the donor class, civil rights organizations, foreign leaders –indeed the entire world was dead set against Trump.

But voters, especially working class whites, were in a revolutionary state of mind, and they said: F*** it, I’m voting for Trump.

As an Hispanic working stiff, voting for Trump wasn’t in my economic self-interest, but maybe some good will come out of a disastrous election: Deliberately or inadvertently the clueless billionaire may blow up the nefarious system.

Keep in mind that Trump has already destroyed the Bush and Clinton dynasties, who’s to say that he can’t single-handedly smash the crony capitalism that passes as democracy.

After four years of Trump incompetence, tomfoolery and stupidity, we can reestablish a democracy from the ruins he will undoubtedly leave behind.
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The Real Huma Abedin

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Huma Abedin recently announced that she was separating from her husband, former congressman Anthony Weiner (aka Carlos Danger) who resigned under pressure in 2011 after sending dic pics to strange women he met online.

 

Abedin didn’t leave her disgusting husband until a newspaper reported that Weiner had sent a pic of his crotch last year while his toddler son was curled in the bed next to him.

 

The FBI is investigating Weiner because he sent pornographic material to a 15-year-old girl.

What took so long for Abedin to ditch her pedophile pervert husband? Glad you asked! Indeed why would an Islamist marry a Jew from New York City?

 

Abedin has been constantly by Hillary’s side since 1996 when she was an intern for the then First Lady. It is the least well-kept secret in Washington that Hillary is a lesbian, and naturally everyone assumed that Abedin must be Hillary’s aide/lover.

 

Weiner was Abedin’s beard plain and simple, it was politically-expedient for her to pretend that she was heterosexual. Abedin also had to give the illusion that she was straight, because if it became common knowledge that she’s a lesbian it would only be a matter of time before she was killed by an outraged Islamist.

 

Abedin also needed Weiner as a babysitter. Abedin is constantly travelling with Hillary; she simply has no time or desire to be a mother.

Only after the sickening photo of Weiner in his underwear with an erect penis with his innocent son sleeping next to him was published, did Abedin finally kick him to the curb.
Weiner may be a pedophile pervert who deserves to be imprisoned; But Abedin is wretched mother who cares more about Hillary than she does her own son.

The Real Hillary Clinton

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Hillary Clinton is the consummate politician who realizes that appearances are everything. She may be 69 and in failing health, but her hair is perfectly coiffed and colored, and her makeup is subtle and commensurate with a woman her age. She may wear a pantsuit every day of the year, but it’s always well pressed and understated.

Hillary is educated and articulate, when she’s not in campaign mode screeching and cackling, she sounds rational and intelligent. Hillary comes across like a grandmother that you would meet in a church social chatting about climate change and the neighborhood watch program.

A citizen who hasn’t seen Hillary on the campaign trail going off on a tirade against Donald Trump, and whose only exposure to her has been her TV commercials might be inclined to vote for her.

But don’t let Hillary’s carefully crafted public persona and her sycophants in the national media fool you, the WikiLeaks emails have exposed her as a conniving and corrupt political hack who is more than willing to break the law to achieve her goals.

On the debate stage Hillary was calm and measured, compared to the out-of-control Trump. But in private, when dealing with her staff and underlings, she abusive and prone to throwing violent tantrums. Several Secret Service Agents and former staffers have written books exposing her as a sociopath.

Hillary may act like a prim and proper grandmother, but in reality she is a sociopath who’s incapable of empathizing with regular folks.

 

Kate McKinnon: Too Beautiful, Young and Charming to Play Hillary Clinton

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Alex Baldwin has earned praise from all quarters for his impersonation of Donald Trump. The Saturday Night Live (SNL) star’s impersonation of Trump is eerily accurate; he perfectly captures the grotesqueness of the Republican nominee.

 

Kate McKinnon has been portraying Hillary Clinton on SNL since early 2015, and she’s won an Emmy for Outstanding Supporting Actress in a Comedy, in large part because of her impersonation of the Democratic nominee for president.
McKinnon is young, beautiful, funny, and talented, everything that Hillary is not, which makes her not the best choice to play Hillary.

 
I wouldn’t mind having a couple of beers with McKinnon in a bar, or in my bed, but I would rather be dead, and burning in hell, than spend one minute with Hillary.

 
It’s an affront to comedy and common sense to have McKinnon play Hillary; the mainstream media goes to ridiculous lengths trying to humanize the wretched witch known as Hillary.

 
Tina Fey as Sarah Palin: Brilliant!

 
Alex Baldwin as Donald Trump: Stroke of genius!

 
Amy Poehler as Hillary Clinton: Terrific!

 
Kate McKinnon as Hillary Clinton: Are you freaking kidding me?