Phone Plan for Christians that Blocks Porn Will Fail, They Love Them Some Porn

“A new US-wide cell phone network (Radiant Mobile) marketed to Christians is set to launch next week. It blocks porn, which experts in network security say marks the first time a US cell plan has used network-level blocking for such content that can’t be turned off even by adult account owners. It’s also rolling out a filter on sexual content aimed at blocking material related to gender and trans issues.”

Technology Review.com

Evangelicals will sign up by the millions for a cell phone network that blocks porn and LGBTQ content, right?

Wrong! Fundies will claim that this porn-free cell service is the greatest thing since sliced bread and leisure suits, but they are going to keep their cell phone plans that allow them unfettered access to hard core porn.

Even as evangelicals condemn pornography and protest LGBTQ-related content, the Bible Belt has the highest porn consumption in the country.

At Republican National Conventions and Turning Point USA events, Tinder and Grindr often see sharp usage spikes in the host city. The same kind of hypocrisy shows up among prominent closeted evangelicals including Senators Lindsey Graham, Tim Scott, Tom Cotton, and Josh Hawley; House Speaker Mike Johnson; and commentator Bennie Johnson.

When a religious or political convention comes to town especially one marked by worship and public piety Grindr activity tends to surge, and nearby hotels often fill with male sex workers.

Mark my words: Radiant Mobile will fail because many evangelicals still want access to pornography, especially girl-on-girl content.

Evangelicals Love Them Some Girl-on-Girl Porn

A research published by the Journal for the Scientific Study of Religion found that states with a higher percentage of evangelical Protestants or biblical literalists tended to have a higher proportion of Google searches for “porn.”

This should come as no surprise to anyone with even a nodding acquaintance with evangelicals, hypocrisy is an essential component of evangelicalism. The lure of our sex-saturated culture is impossible for evangelicals to resist, they loudly decry sexual sins while they indulge in adultery, pornography and every other sexual discretion in secret.

Evangelicals are the biggest consumers of online pornography; they are more familiar with PornHub.Com and YouPorn.Com than they are with the most popular evangelical websites. They are more likely to exclaim “Jesus” after climaxing to a porn video than they are to shout out the name of the Lord in response to a sermon from their pastor.

Girl-on-girl porn is by far the most popular genre of pornography with male and female consumers, and no doubt evangelicals who never miss an opportunity to demonize gays and lesbians love them some girl-on-girl action.

So when evangelicals warn you that adultery, same-sex sex and pornography are horrible sins, just ask them which they prefer PornHub.Com or YouPorn.Com and watch them slither away in shame and humiliation.