President Donald Trump attended the annual wreath-laying ceremony at Arlington National Cemetery on May 25 for Memorial Day. As is his practice he made a mockery of a solemn occasion by wobbling like a Weeble as a soldier played “Taps.”

Vice President JD Vance, Secretary of War Pete Hegseth and other military personnel stood ramrod straight while their commander-in-chief was swaying like a drunken sailor.

Trump was not intoxicated; he has long abstained from alcohol and does not smoke. So why was he wobbling?

Older adults may sway while standing because of age-related health issues. In Trump’s case, the wobbling appears to stem from muscle weakness caused by inactivity and from carrying more weight than even his fat cankles can support.

Trump would be better off using a walker to improve his stability and keep him from falling. But he is too vain to admit he wears diapers, so I doubt he will be using a walker anytime soon.

Wobbling Trump is a perfect representation of the current state of affairs, the disastrous war in Iran and the ensuing skyrocketing inflation has his administration on the ropes.

Trump really does resemble a Weeble, an egg-shaped children’s toy featuring a weighted bottom, which allows them to wobble when pushed without ever tipping over.

I am sick and tired of Trump embarrassing America, I wish someone would tip the Weeble over a cliff.