Susan Collins is a Quivering Mess

“Senator Susan Collins has said the shaking seen in recent campaign videos is caused by a benign essential tremor, following days of online speculation about her health as she seeks re-election in Maine’s closely watched 2026 Senate race.”

Newsweek

Susan Collins often claims to be concerned about Donald Trump’s statements, posts, and policies and then votes with him anyway. Even if Trump signed an executive order demanding that every MAGA loyalist sacrifice their firstborn as proof of allegiance, she would clutch her pearls, voice her concerns, and then ask if she could offer up a sibling instead since she has no children.

What should concern Collins is the head shaking that disrupts her speech. She insists it is caused by a benign essential tremor and says she is not worried about it.

Collins has had this condition throughout her public career, but it has worsened significantly, and some observers worry it could kill the septuagenarian.

We are all familiar with Donald Trump’s signature dance which makes him look like he is jerking off two dicks; many GOP politicians have imitated his dance to show solidarity with him. Collins has never attempted the infamous dance because she realizes that it would make her look like she is clutching two vibrating dildos.

I am concerned about the Republicans retaining control of the Senate in the midterm elections, the good people of Minnesota should vote this quivering spinless idiot out of office.