On Being Old

I am not “of a certain age,” a senior citizen, mature or elderly. I am old, and I embrace that politically incorrect word.

When I turn seventy, I will not pretend to be younger. To young people, there is no difference between a sexagenarian, a septuagenarian, and an octogenarian. Anyone over sixty is seen as an ethereal entity whose ticket for the afterlife will soon be punched.

I am not a ghostly creature reminiscing my life away, I am flesh and bones, albeit with creaky joints and arthritic knees. I am an old man who is living in the here and now and is still making new memories.

Because I am in the winter of my life it does not mean that I am obsessed with what comes next, it means I am determined to make the most of my allotted time.

I may be older than dirt, but I am not six feet under yet. All I ask is a little respect and to be treated as though I still belong in this world.

Woman Given Lifetime Bus Pass as 103rd birthday Gift

“A frequent bus rider in Florida was given a lifetime bus pass in celebration of her 103rd birthday.

Pinellas Suncoast Transit Authority shared a photo of Barbara Rygiel receiving the special bus pass from CEO Brad Miller and Board Chair Darden Rice on Tuesday.

Rygiel takes the bus to church about four times a week and said the lifetime bus pass would help her avoid the fees that tend to pile up over time.”

UPI

At first glance this seems to be the kind of heartwarming story that we need in this time when so much tragic news dominates the airways and the Internet.

This sweet old lady takes the bus four times a week to church – that`s an outrage. Isn`t there a Good Samaritan in her congregation willing to provide her transportation to God`s house?

Most cities have subsidized bus service for seniors and the disabled community, certainly a city in Florida that`s infested with old folks should have such a free service!

A limousine service should step in and provide the old woman with free rides for life, what the hell she`s 103-freaking-years-old, she`s going to croak any day.

If I live to be a hundred I hope my city rewards me with free weed for life; I wouldn`t want to take the chance of dying in a damn bus.

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