
“Donald Trump has a new 15-foot gold statue at his Miami golf resort, and the internet immediately made the same comparison: North Korea.
The statue, nicknamed “Don Colossus,” was installed at Trump National Doral Miami ahead of the PGA Tour’s Cadillac Championship. It shows Trump with one fist raised.”
MSN.com
The White House is frequently referred to as “The People’s House,” indicating that it belongs to the American public rather than the President. A president is a tenant at the People’s House for a period of four years; as a tenant, he is not allowed to make any major alterations or modifications to the iconic building without Congressional approval and funding. The real estate developer-in-chief has demolished the East Wing and paved over the Rose Garden without Congressional approval. The American public is the landlord and Congress acting on our behalf just evict this lawless tenant.
Besides these major renovations Trump has also made many cosmetic changes to the White House, especially to the Oval Office. The Liberace wannabe has redecorated the Oval Office with extensive gold accents during his second term. Approximately one-third of the walls are now covered in gold-plated appliques, frames, and other decorations.
Everything Trump touches turns to fool’s gold; the Oval Office is not the only place he has turned into an aesthetic nightmare. He also erected a 15-foot gold statue at his Miami golf resort.
Both Donald Trump and Kim Jong Un are fat AF, but the respective sculptors had the good sense to make dictators look slim. If the Korean sculptor had depicted the Dear Leader as corpulent, he would have been executed; and if the American sculptor had depicted Trump as roly-poly, he would have been fired and ostracized.
Trump likes to believe that everything he touches turns to gold, but the truth is that everything his grotesque tiny hands touch turns to shit. I am not a sculptor, but I could create a more accurate representation of Donald Trump; I would simply instruct my dog to crap on the White House lawn, and I would put a MAGA cap on top of it.