Vice President JD Vance has the most punchable face in politics. When his mug makes an unwanted appearance on my TV screen, I immediately click to a different channel. His visage elicits such a visceral reaction, I fear if I ever see him in person my fist will connect with his face.
Even if Vance’s countenance were as handsome and pleasing as Brad Pitt’s, I would still want to punch him right in the puss, because of his vehement opposition to abortion, demonization of the LGBTQ community and fierce loyalty to Donald Trump. His smug countenance coupled with his devotion to MAGA ideology guarantees that if I ever see him, he will end up looking like a raccoon.
Vance’s round face, thick eyelashes, penchant for wearing eyeliner and killer side-eye makes him the most memeable kisser in politics. There are myriad Vance memes online, and it was only a matter of time until meme-loving Trump posted one. In a Truth Social post, Trump shared an image that shows him and Vance in police cars pursuing Barack Obama, who is driving a white Ford Bronco, emulating the infamous OJ Simpson slow car chase. Vance’s face has been photoshopped to depict him with long, curly hair, pink cheeks, and a fat face. Has Trump has ever smacked Vance behind closed doors?
I’m not advocating physical violence against any politician, however cognizant that Vance is cursed with a punchable face, I advise my readers to take out their frustrations on a JD Vance inflatable punching bag.
