Month: February 2020

Trump Campaign Website Selling ‘Woke’ Merchandise as Part of Outreach to Black Voters

Woke: A word currently used to describe ‘consciousness’ and being aware of the truth behind things ‘the man’ doesn’t want you to know i.e. classism, racism, and any other social injustices. The term comes from a genuine place but is becoming overused. People mainly use it to sound like deep thinkers when they are really just following a trend.

UrbanDictionary.Com

The word “woke” often appears online as a hashtag on black Twitter and other liberal outposts. In real life people use this improper word in an incorrect tense and inappropriate context to appear hip, when in reality they are exposing themselves as pretentious poseurs. I short, anybody who uses the trendy word “woke” is a freaking zombie who needs to wake the hell up and smell the coffee.

Speaking of clueless zombies, Donald Trump’s official campaign website is selling “Woke” hats as part of an outreach to the black community. This is a sign that the word “woke” has completed its evolution from cool to pretentious to totally uncool, and should be banished.

How ironic that the same racist rednecks who wear MAGA hats may soon be wearing Woke hats.

Wake me up from this nightmare!

Democratic Debate: Chaos Featuring Naked Cowboy, Homeboner, Amy Klobuchar’s ‘Uncle Dick’ and Elizabeth Warren Going Psycho on Mike Bloomberg

Donald Trump is an existential threat to civility, the rule of law and democracy itself. Last night I watched the Democratic debate in Charleston, South Carolina; the Democratic hopefuls faced off and it was a Battle Royale from the opening bell.  

The debate was moderated by CNS’s Gayle King, Margaret Brennan, Major Garrett and Bill Whitaker, and they were utterly ineffectual in preventing crosstalk and stopping the candidates from speaking out of turn.

The seven candidates on stage: frontrunner socialist Bernie Sanders, crazy Joe Biden, Mayor Pete, billionaire Mike Bloomberg, Native American activist Elizabeth Warren, billionaire impeachment king Tom Steyer and Amy (I eat salad with a comb) Klobuchar engaged in an epic food fight.

The debate featured gaffe-prone Joe Biden exclaiming that 150 million people had been killed in shootings since Sanders voted more than a decade ago to shield gun manufacturers from liability, and uttering the word “homeboner” for no discernable reason.

Amy Klobuchar referenced her Uncle Dick and explained that she weighs gun controls by asking “Do they hurt my Uncle Dick in the deer stand?” If I had a niece as weird as Klobuchar, I would spend all of my time in a deer stand just to get away from her, even though I’m not a hunter and I would never kill a deer.

Billionaire Bloomberg let is slip that he “bought off” Congressional reps with his millions in pocket change, and he referenced the “Naked Cowboy” for good measure.

Warren once again ripped Bloomberg a new a-hole, she really has a vendetta against him.

The debate was a chaotic cacophony that made me want to pierce my eardrums, but having said that I’d rather have any of the seven Democratic hopefuls as president instead of the short-fingered vulgarian Trump. Even if the Naked Cowboy was the Secretary of Defense and Amy’s Uncle Dick was the Chief of Staff. You can bet your homeboner on that!

It’s Not Misogynistic to State the Obvious: Elizabeth Warren is a Failed Candidate and Should Drop Out Immediately!

Sen. Bernie Sanders failed in his epic 2016 Democratic primary battle against the establishment favorite Hillary Clinton, but he succeeded beyond his wildest expectations in moving the Democratic party to the left.

In 2020 Sanders has quickly established himself as the odds-on favorite to secure the Democratic nomination, and the progressive label is no longer shunned and even the democratic socialist is no longer an automatic disqualification.

The Democratic party is a progressive party desperate for a progressive leader, but the party bosses are alarmed at the prospect of an avowed socialist being their standard bearer and they are desperately seeking a palatable alternative. Which begs the question, why did Sen. Elizabeth Warren’s campaign fizzle?

The senior senator from Massachusetts backed Medicare-for-all, college debt forgiveness, the Green New Deal, free college tuition and most of Sanders’ socialist/progressive agenda without embracing the socialist label. She was Sanders light, Sanders with a smile instead of a frown, Sanders without the commie-lover baggage, and yet her campaign went nowhere.

If Warren was a male candidate pundits and party leaders would be demanding that she drop out to clear the way for a more credible and legitimate challenger to Sanders. But because she’s female too many Democrats are afraid to state the obvious, that a candidate who has performed so miserably should quit.

We need to take off our rose-colored politically-correct glasses and see Warren for she really is: a fake Native American with a professorial demeanor with a plan for every policy under the sun but lacking a coherent plan for winning the Democratic nomination.

It’s not misogynistic to call on Warren to wake up and smell the coffee and suspend her presidential campaign. Democrats need to wake up and smell the coffee, there is no progressive or moderate alternative to Sanders The electorate has spoken and they believe that the old, cranky socialist can defeat the racist, anti-woman authoritarian buffoon, Donald Trump.

Amy Klobuchar is the Most Clueless Presidential Candidate in History

Democratic presidential candidate Amy Klobuchar breathlessly exclaimed to her supporters during a speech in Minneapolis that her campaign exceeded expectations in the Nevada caucuses. To date 50% of the results have been counted and Klobuchar is in 5th place with less than 5% of the vote. Klobuchar is simply Trumpian in her exaggeration of her dismal performance.

I’m not surprised at Klobuchar’s disingenuousness, after all this is the candidate who touted her impressive victory after finishing in third place in New Hampshire after her lackluster 5th place finish in Iowa. Finishing 3rd in the Granite State wasn’t a victory, it was a resounding rejection by the only demographic that her message resonates with, the lily-white electorate of the nation’s first primary.

Klobuchar’s pathetic showing in the racially diverse state of Nevada, will make it almost impossible for her to be much more than an asterisk in South Carolina where blacks are expected to make up two-thirds of the electorate.

If Klobuchar wasn’t so clueless, she would immediately drop out of the race, before she’s humiliated in South Carolina and Super Tuesday. But using a comb to eat a salad is the epitome of cluelessness, so I guess we’ll have Amy to kick around for a few more weeks.

Racist Trump Complains that ‘Parasite’ a South Korean Film With English Subtitles Won Oscar for Best Movie

At a MAGA gathering of the faithful in Colorado Donald Trump complained about “Parasite”, a South Korean black comedy thriller film directed by Bong Joon-ho, winning the Oscar for best picture:

“By the way, how bad were the Academy Awards this year, did you see? And the winner is, a movie from South Korea. What the hell was all that about? We got enough problems with South Korea, on trade, and on top of it they give it the best movie of the year.”

I’m not surprised a black comedy thriller didn’t appeal to the stable genius; a slapstick comedy would be more up his alley.

It’s not South Korea, a stable and prosperous democracy that we have a problem with, it’s North Korea ruled by a dictator with a penchant for firing ballistic missiles and testing nuclear bombs that we have to worry about.

Trump was pandering to his redneck base, he correctly surmised that they would have a problem with a foreign language film with English subtitles. What the hell, his illiterate base would have a problem with an English langue film with English subtitles.

“Can we get like Gone with the Wind back please? Sunset Boulevard? So many great movies.”

Foreign movies are anathema to Trump, he prefers a movie like “Gone with the Wind” that glorifies slavery and depicts African Americans as shiftless and dimwitted.

Trump wants to Make America Great Again, all right, just like the America of the Civil War and the Reconstruction era depicted in “Gone with the Wind.”

Trump Will Try to Convince Us that his General Election Opponent Is More Corrupt Than He Is

In 2016, the amoral and utterly corrupt Donald Trump beat Hillary Clinton in no small part by depicting her as corrupt (Crooked Hillary) and tarnishing her with an email “scandal” that would have quickly dissipated had she dealt with it honestly and forthrightly.

Hillary had more baggage than almost any other presidential candidate in recent history, but she was a paragon of virtue compared to the reptilian Trump. The master of projection, convinced the electorate that he was less corrupt than Hillary Rodham and Bill Clinton.

In his 2020 reelection campaign, Trump brought on his impeachment by bribing and cajoling the president of Ukraine to announce an investigation of Joe Biden and his son Hunter. There was no evidence that Joe Biden was guilty of any illegal activity in Ukraine, and there was no evidence that Hunter Biden was anything other than a slimeball who was profiting over his father’s name. Trump attempted to convince the American public that Joe Biden was a swamp creature and unworthy of the presidency.

Biden was nowhere near as corrupt as Trump was trying to portray him, but he was a presidential candidate with nearly universal name recognition, and not a scintilla of charisma and predictably his campaign soon went bust. It should be noted that this is Biden’s third presidential run and he has yet to win a single primary or caucus.

Trump shot his wad at Biden all for naught, and now how will he deal with the eventual Democratic presidential nominee, whether it’s the socialist Bernie Sanders, the billionaire Mike Bloomberg or the upstart Mayor Pete?

Just remember that Trump is a lying scumbag, and he will lie about his opponent in the general election. Bernie Sanders is a socialist and not a communist, Mike Bloomberg is a self-made billionaire and not the leader of an international cabal of bankers and Mayor Pete is a moderate and not a gay radical.

Amy Klobuchar Unable to Name the President of Mexico

Amy Klobuchar was stumped last week when asked by Telemundo if she could name the president of Mexico. ‘No,’ she said. Prompted with the same question, billionaire environmentalist Tom Steyer said, ‘I forget.’ Only Pete Buttigieg was able to name him.

Politico

The average person could be forgiven for being unable to name the president of Mexico. Klobuchar isn’t an average person, she’s a senator who’s running to be president of the United States. It’s unacceptable that she couldn’t name the president of Mexico, especially in an interview with Telemundo. You’d think she would have been properly prepped for the interview with the Spanish-language network by her staff.

At a CNN town hall in Las Vegas, Klobuchar tried to make amends by giving her greetings to President Andrés Manuel López Obrador, but the gringo incorrectly pronounced his first name as “Andre,”

Klobuchar ignorance exposes her disrespect for Mexico and Mexican-Americans, it’s no wonder that she has less than one percent support from the Hispanic population in the United States.

Mayor Pete Buttigieg whose name is mispronounced and misspelled by pundits and reporters on an almost daily basis, not only was able to name the president of Mexico, but he pronounced his name correctly.

As an Hispanic whose surname is routinely mispronounced and mangled, Mayor Pete has my respect and admiration, and most importantly he has my vote.

Patriots Must Vote in Such Large Numbers That Trump and Trumpism are Defeated Once and For All

President Donald Trump has repeatedly teased that he may blow off the two-term limit for presidents that was officially added to the Constitution through the 22nd amendment in 1951.

Trump has autocratic tendencies and it’s not surprising that he fantasizes about being president-for-life. A second Trump term would deal a debilitating blow to our democracy, and any subsequent terms would transform our democracy into a dictatorship.

Fortunately, for the sake of our republic and our collective mental health there’s almost no chance that the grotesquely obese septuagenarian would live through a third term.

Demographics also argue against a second or third Trump term, people of color who are adamantly opposed to his racist policies are a growing part of the population and conservative Republicans are a dying breed. The future is Democratic blue, Republicans see the writing on the wall, and that’s why they are seeing red.

However, there’s a good chance that Trump may win reelection this November and it’s incumbent upon decent and patriotic Americans to vote in such large numbers that Trump and Trumpism are defeated once and for all.

Rush Limbaugh’s Homophobic Comments About Mayor Pete

“They’re looking at Mayor Pete, 37-year-old gay guy, mayor of South Bend, loves to kiss his husband on the debate stage. And they’re saying, ‘OK, how’s this going to look, 37-year-old gay guy kissing his husband onstage next to Mr. Man Donald Trump? What’s going to happen there?’”

Rush Limbaugh

Last week controversial conservative radio talk show host Rush Limbaugh drew bipartisan criticism when he suggested that America is “still not ready to elect a gay guy kissing his husband on the debate stage president.”

The 69-year-old conservative icon and longtime cigar smoker has been diagnosed with advanced lung cancer, and his days are numbered. You’d think an individual diagnosed with a terminal disease would be contemplative and concerned with his legacy, and consequently be very careful about the words that he speaks to his weekly audience of 20 million.

But Limbaugh has a decades long history of making homophobic, racist and misogynist comments, and his pending mortality isn’t enough to make him curb his worst instincts.

Dinosaurs like Limbaugh are dying out, witness the fact that many leading conservatives criticized his homophobic remarks. Even President Donald Trump disagreed with Limbaugh’s assessment. When asked by radio host Geraldo Rivera if Americans were ready to elect a gay man to be president he replied:

“I think there would be some that wouldn’t, but I wouldn’t be among that group, to be honest with you. … It doesn’t seem to be hurting Pete Buttigieg … very much.”

Let’s examine Limbaugh’s vile comments:

“They’re looking at Mayor Pete, 37-year-old gay guy, mayor of South Bend, loves to kiss his husband on the debate stage.”

Limbaugh depicts Mayor Pete as an exhibitionist who loves to kiss his husband on the debate stage. Mayor Pete loves his husband, and he has every right to kiss him at home, or in public, though I’m not sure he has ever kissed him on the debate stage.

“And they’re saying, ‘OK, how’s this going to look, 37-year-old gay guy kissing his husband onstage next to Mr. Man Donald Trump?”

How’s it going to look? Very endearing that Mayor Pete has so much love and affection for his husband. That’s how it’s going to look. If only Trump would demonstrate affection for his wife.

Donald Trump, “Mr. Man”, really? Are we talking about Cadet Bone Spurs who was too cowardly to fight in Vietnam? Are you talking about the short-fingered vulgarian who is so insecure that he mocks and ridicules the physical appearance of his political rivals, including women? I’d rather have a beer with a real man like Pete Buttigieg, a veteran who has the courage to run as an openly gay presidential candidate, than with weak and insecure men like Limbaugh and Trump.

Fool Brings Cardboard Cutout of Trump to Dialysis Center for Emotional Support

“A Florida man undergoing kidney dialysis three times a week is upset that he can’t bring a life-sized cardboard cutout of President Donald Trump for emotional support.”

The Spokesman-Review

Dialysis itself isn’t painful, but the three-and-half-hour treatment sessions to remove excess water, solutes, and toxins from the blood are tedious and stressful.

Family members aren’t allowed to sit with patients and therapy animals aren’t allowed either. I was able to endure Donald Trump’s State of the Union speech because my loyal and empathetic pooch was next to me; I agree with those who feel that therapy animals should be allowed in dialysis centers.

In lieu of a family member or a therapy animal for emotional support a Florida man, Nelson Gibson, brought a life-sized cardboard cutout of Trump to his dialysis center. He was told in no uncertain terms that his Trump cardboard cutout was persona non grata.

He may have achieved a modicum of emotional support from the cutout, but the cardboard cutout of the most racist, profane and corrupt president in American history would have caused the other dialysis patients stress, discomfort and alarm.

Trump isn’t exactly a warm and cozy individual; he has zilch concern or empathy for anybody else. What kind of an idiot finds comfort from a cardboard cutout of the short-fingered vulgarian? I’m guessing that Gibson is not only a dialysis patient, but also a resident of an insane asylum.

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Trump Obsessed With Badgers

“A new book reveals President Donald Trump had a lot of questions about badgers in the early months of his presidency, according to a report from Business Insider.

Trump would ask Reince Priebus, his first White House chief of staff who hails from Wisconsin, whether badgers are mean to people,’ how they work, and how aggressive they can get, according to ‘Sinking in the Swamp: How Trump’s Minions and Misfits Poisoned Washington,’ by Daily Beast reporters Lachlan Markay and Asawin Suebsaeng.

Wisconsin State Journal

Like a toddler the Leader of the Free World obsesses over random subjects for no discernable reason. A little brat will see a spider on the wall, and all of a sudden, he will ask a hundred and one questions about spiders, expecting you to answer with the expertise of an arachnologist.

Trump expected Reince Priebus, his first White House chief of staff to be an expert on the short-legged omnivores because he hails from Wisconsin, the Badger State. You can ignore a young child who pesters you with questions about spiders, badgers or extraterrestrial beings, but when the President of the United States has lots of questions about badgers, you’d better pretend to be an expert on the subject.

The stable genius didn’t question Priebus about badgers during his “executive time” but during staff meetings when they were discussing important subjects like health care or the war in Afghanistan. If only the fucking moron expressed such a curiosity and interest about climate change or health care.

It’s a good thing Reince wasn’t born in Delaware, the Blue Hen State, or Trump would have asked lots of questions about blue hens. Even an obsequious pipsqueak like Priebus might have told Trump to shut the hell up if Trump inquired if a blue hen would make a good pet for Barron.

John Kelly Rips Trump! Too Little, Too Late! STFU

Former White House Chief of Staff John Kelly and retired U.S. Marine Corps general blasted Donald Trump in a paid speech at Drew University.

Over a 75-minute speech and Q&A session, Kelly shredded his former boss to pieces, condemning his North Korean and immigration policies.

Why wasn’t this courageous former general speaking truth to power during the impeachment process? Why did it take generous financial compensation to loosen his lips and stiffen his spine?

In his paid speech Kelly emphasized that Trump conditioned military aid on Zelensky’s help digging up dirt on his political rival Joe Biden. Had Kelly spoken out during the mockery of an impeachment trial in the Senate, he may have persuaded a couple of Republican senators to at least vote to allow witnesses.

Why do White House administration officials have an epiphany after they resign or are fired? Why is it that they develop a spine and speak truth to power only when they are no longer in Trump’s payroll? Why is it that it’s only when they are former administration officials that they realize what we knew from day one: Trump is a racist, ignorant, corrupt buffoon?

Kelly might as well register his disapproval of Trump’s words and actions by farting, that’s how much his words mean at this point in time, especially considering he’s being paid very well for his speeches.

Kelly might as well go full-Bolton and write a tell-all book; I’m not going to be complicit in the cynicism and greed of these former Trump aides by buying their books.

Bette Midler is Correct, Democrats Are Way Too Polite in Dealing With the likes of Donald Trump

“Democrats haven’t learned a go——d thing.  This guy is a fascist, a dictator, and you guys have got to toughen up your game. You’re too f—ing polite! This is a blood sport to the GOP, and they #playdirty. Men like to kill each other! Get in the ring!!”

Bette Midler Tweet

Bette Midler and Robert De Niro seem to have a contest to see who can bash Donald Trump in the most profane way, however the Divine Miss M does make a cogent point.

Trump is a fascist, a dictator, a racist, a buffoon, and he doesn’t deserve even a modicum of respect out of reverence for his office.

Politics is a zero-sum game, a blood sport if you will to the likes of Trump and his ilk, and Democrats are ill-equipped to get into the ring with the short-fingered vulgarian. Democrats follow the Marquess of Queensberry Rules while Trump hits below the belt and disregards the warnings of the referee because he’s in his pocket.

The Democratic presidential contenders need to realize they are in a Death Match against the Stable Genius, with the fate of democracy hanging in the balance. They need to wax Biblical and smite Trump high and thigh with a great slaughter.

The Dems should campaign on universal health care, climate change and immigration reform, but at the same time they shouldn’t mince any words, and call out Trump as a racist, fascist and all-around son of a bitch.

If rats have infested your home you don’t try to coax them to leave by gently pushing them out the front door with a broom. You go medieval on the little monsters and poison them and lay out traps.

Democrats should go to extreme rhetorical lengths to drive out the rat who currently occupies the Oval Office.

What Was Nancy Pelosi Mumbling During Donald Trump’s State of the Union Speech?

At a reelection campaign rally in Manchester, New Hampshire President Donald Trump impersonated Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi and repeatedly complained that she distracted him by mumbling during his State of the Union address.

Pelosi is living rent free in the stable genius’ head and it’s possible that she wasn’t mumbling at all and it’s all in Trump’s head. He probably imagines Pelosi mumbling, “is that all you have to work with” when he relieves himself in a White House restroom.

Trump is usually surrounded by enablers and sycophants who silently mumble their approval to whatever racist nonsense emanates from his sphincter-shaped mouth and any negative feedback would discombobulate him, even it it’s just a barely audible mumble.

But if Pelosi was mumbling to herself, what do you think she was saying?

Damn that babbling fool and his orange ring around the collar!

I’ll pay back that SOB for refusing to shake hands with me, I’ll rip his damn speech up!

Why does Mike Pence smell like an industrial size jar of Vaseline?

Do the Republics applaud the fucking moron so enthusiastically because they fear that post acquittal, the tyrant is so emboldened that he just might pull a Kim Jong-un and have them beaten if they don’t react like teen girls at a Justin Bieber concert?

Anyway, who cares what Pelosi was mumbling, I’ll tell you what I was mumbling during his speech:  God what a moron! I hope America does the right thing and votes him out of office!

Bill Clinton a Better Man After Acquittal, Donald Trump a Worse Human Being!

Two decades ago, after being acquitted by the Senate of the charges of lying under oath to a federal grand jury and obstructing justice the normally loquacious President Bill Clinton read a very short statement in the Rose Garden. Clinton was contrite, apologetic and introspective and he said he was humbled and very grateful for the prayers he had gotten from millions of Americans and called for the country to come together.

After President Donald Trump was acquitted of charges that he abused his power and obstructed Congress to aid his own re-election, he reacted in a polar opposite way of the chastened Clinton.

Let’s just say that the stable genius doesn’t do contrition, introspection or apologies. A triumphant, vindictive and petty Trump held court for over an hour in the East Room of the White House before his sycophants and enablers.

Trump did everything but issue an executive order that he would emasculate lead impeachment manager Adam Schiff and banish Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi from Washington D.C. In his stream-of-consciousness rant Trump thanked his most servile supporters and lambasted his fiercest critics, foreshadowing that he will spend the rest of his term exacting revenge.

In the aftermath of the bitter impeachment fight Clinton called for the country to come together, while Trump’s East Room rant only served to further polarize and divide a fractured democracy.

Republican Senators saved Trump from the fate that the deserved: removal from office. It’s now up to the electorate to do the right thing and throw the vengeful racist out of office.

Photo of Donald Trump’s Orange Face Shocks and Horrifies a Nation

“Donald Trump recently became a laughing stock after a photographer uploaded a photo of him seemingly with orange makeup all over his face.

Photographer William Moon snapped a photo of the POTUS after he arrived at the White House after his trip to North Carolina. Since Trump was walking outdoors and the wind seems to be gushing at that time, his hair was blown up.

The picture also revealed that Melania Trump’s husband really has orange makeup all over his face, and the upper part of his head didn’t have any. As such, part of Trump’s forehead looked too white compared to the other parts of his face.”

Econotimes

An athlete experiences an afterglow, a sense of fulfillment, accomplishment and excellence after setting a personal or team record. He radiates as he steps up to the microphone to express his feeling of elation, and we all bask in his happiness and success.

Donald Trump is certainly no athlete, but the grotesquely obese septuagenarian experienced a significant political victory, he got away with abuse of power and obstruction of Congress thanks to his loyal sycophants in the Senate.

As a result, the stable genius is beaming with an afterglow that makes his orange face look like an evil jack-o-lantern that just rolled out of the pit of hell.

Photographer William Moon snapped a photo of Trump that captured him in the afterglow of his acquittal, he looked like a toddler who had just smeared his mother’s makeup all over his face.

Which begs the question: can’t a billionaire and the Leader of the Free World afford to hire a professional makeup artist or a mortician to apply his makeup?

Which also begs the question: Does a prostitute who services Trump need a paper bag to cover his face and a magnifying glass to find his manhood?

Grotesque pic of Trump in his afterglow glory:https://mashable.com/article/donald-trump-orange-face-photo/

An Emboldened Trump Has Only One Setting Now: Full-on Crazy

The first three years of the Trump administration have been chaotic, corrupt — well just plain crazy.

Trump was emboldened after the impact of the Mueller Report fizzled out after Special Counsel Robert Mueller’s unsteady (I’m being kind) performance before the House Judiciary Committee and Attorney General William Barr’s disingenuous spin of his report declawed the Democrat’s attempt to rid the nation of history’s most incompetent, corrupt and ineffectual president.

One day after Mueller’s weak performance before Congress Trump made his fateful phone call to Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky, in which he repeatedly sought his help in an attempt to damage Trump’s political rival, Democratic presidential candidate Joe Biden.

Now that the stable genius has been acquitted by his sycophants in the Senate who wouldn’t find him guilty if he crucified the Pope on Fifth Avenue, he will be fully unplugged for the remainder of his term.

Trump began his “I’m Exonerated and Nobody Can Stop Me” tour with his deplorable antics at the National Prayer Breakfast. The short-fingered vulgarian denigrated the faith of Mitt Romney and Nancy Pelosi while the assembled people of faith remained mute and fiddled with their rosaries or leafed through their Bibles.

Trump’s disgraceful and ungodly performance at the National Prayer Breakfast was just a warmup for his batshit crazy stream-of-consciousness airing of grievances at his exoneration celebration in the East Room of the White House

Trump has banished all the adults from the White House and there’s nobody left except sycophants and enablers with brown noses and skinned knees. There are no guardrails and we are in for a hell of a roller coaster ride that will leave us all vomiting and begging the Almighty to put us out of our misery.

Jim Carrey is Spot On, Donald Trump is a Bloviating Bag of Flatulence

Gifted thespian and talented cartoonist Jim Carrey recently announced that he would stop posting cruelly comical caricatures of the buffoonish con artist, Donald Trump, on Twitter.

I will miss Carrey’s artwork, but thank God that he’s still using his comedic talents to ridicule the racist-in-chief.

Pontificating on the importance of making people laugh, Carry told Stephen Colbert:

“It gives us a break from the obstreperous, bloviating bag of flatulence that is trying to take the city on the hill and turn it into a Dutch oven. We don’t’ have to pull the covers over our head and breathe deeply the ambrosia of evil.”

Comedy is at times profane, non-politically correct and outrageous, but it is a breath of fresh air that helps us persevere, especially in these dark times under the Trump regime.

If I were a cartoonist and I was instructed to draw a fart as a character for an adult-themed cartoon show I would draw Donald Trump. With his double chin, orange complexion and especially his sphincter-shaped mouth he looks like a fart.

Whenever I see Trump speaking on TV, I unconsciously cover my nose because I expect nothing but noxious nonsense and rancid racism to emanate from his pie hole.

Carrey is spot on; Trump is indeed a bloviating bag of flatulence and he’s made such a mess that his stink will linger long after his term ends.

Mike Pence, Mike Pompeo and most members of Trump’s administration have a brown nose, testament to the fact that they enjoy sniffing deeply the ambrosia of evil.

But I can’t wait until it’s Morning in America again, and we can breathe freely without choking on the moral pollution spewing from the Trump White House.

Trump Blasted for Childish National Anthem Antics During His Super Bowl Party

President Donald Trump was lambasted after video footage depicted him acting the fool as the national anthem played during a Super Bowl party at his West Palm Beach golf resort.

The millionaires and socialites around Trump stood solemnly with their hands over their hearts, cognizant that whenever they’re in the company of the president there’s a good chance there’s a camera somewhere recording their behavior.

Even Trump’s 13-year-old son had his hand over his heart wile his father fidgeted, waved his hands in the air like he just didn’t care, pointed at people, and pretended to conduct the music.

Word to the stable genius: When your hands resemble those of a toddler don’t bring attention to them by pretending to be a conductor.

I must admit that my hand wasn’t over my heart when Demi Lovato was singing the national anthem, but I’m not the President of the United States and no cameras were focused on me. I never blasted black NFL players as “sons of bitches” for taking a knee during the national anthem to protest racism and police brutality.

Americans expect a modicum of respect and patriotism from the president when the national anthem is being played, especially from a politician who wraps himself in the American flag.

Trump can withstand the criticism; he’s overjoyed that the team from the liberal city of San Francisco lost while the team from the conservative Great State of Kansas won.

Donald Trump Makes Fun of ‘Mini Mike’ Bloomberg’s Height

President Trump went after ‘Mini Mike’ Bloomberg in a series of tweets early Sunday morning and suggested the former New York mayor would need to stand on a box during a Democratic presidential debate.

‘Mini Mike is now negotiating both to get on the Democrat Primary debate stage, and to have the right to stand on boxes, or a lift, during the debates,’ the president posted on his Twitter account in the last of three postings about 5-foot-8 Michael Bloomberg. ‘This is sometimes done, but really not fair!’

The New York Post

If your mouth resembles a syphilitic sphincter, you’d be well-advised not to point your stubby fingers at someone else’s physical imperfections. But Trump isn’t well-equipped to battle anyone intellectually, his diseases mind is hard-wired for ad hominin attacks.

It’s not Bloomberg’s political ideology that sets Trump on edge, they are both New York liberals who have supported Democratic politicians for decades. Trump can’t stand the fact that Bloomberg is worth over $60 Billion while Forbes estimates the president’s wealth at $2.5 billion.

Trump’s Twitter barrage of insults directed at Bloomberg portends how he will conduct his general election campaign: attack his rivals on a personal basis and spew conspiracy theories.

There is absolutely no truth to the outrageous lie that Bloomberg is negotiating for the right to stand on a box during debates. And if it were true, what’s wrong with that? Bloomberg has more gravitas than Trump, and if he was sitting down and Trump was standing on a stepladder during a debate, it wouldn’t afford the fucking moron any advantage.

Trump Blasts Fox News on Twitter

“Really pathetic how @FoxNews is trying to be so politically correct by loading the airwaves with Democrats like Chris Van Hollen, the no name Senator from Maryland. He has been on forever playing up the Impeachment Hoax. Dems wouldn’t even give Fox their low ratings debates….

So, what the hell has happened to @FoxNews. Only I know! Chris Wallace and others should be on Fake News CNN or MSDNC. How’s Shep Smith doing? Watch, this will be the beginning of the end for Fox, just like the other two which are dying in the ratings. Social Media is great!”

Donald Trump Tweets

Fox News is to the Donald Trump administration what Pravda was to the Soviet Union, and the stable genius panties get twisted in a bunch in the isolated instances when his propaganda arm doesn’t demonstrate cultish fealty and unquestioned loyalty.

The Three Stooges otherwise known as the anchors of Fox and Friends almost never utter a discordant note, they can always be counted on to sing the praises of the orange baboon. The hosts of Fox News primetime lineup are faithful fluffers who put the porn industry’s fluffers to shame.

But Trump’s ego is so fragile that when Fox News has a Democrat guest to try to achieve a semblance of fairness and journalistic integrity, his little fingers go crazy blasting Fox News on Twitter.

Senator Chris Van Hollen isn’t a demagogue, he is a calm and reasoned statesman and if he makes Trump’s blood boil, he’d probably suffer a heart attack if Fox News had on Bernie Sanders as a guest.

Relax Donald, the morning stooges and the primetime commentators are a cash cow for Fox News, and your favorite media outlet isn’t going to stem its pro-Trump propaganda anytime soon.

Of course, you think Twitter is great, you’re free to spout lies online unchallenged, but even Fox News has to once in a blue moon offer a different perspective.