Hillary Clinton Should Endorse Mayor Pete

“I certainly feel the urge to run again because I feel the 2016 election was a really odd time and an odd outcome,”

Hillary Clinton

It’s not surprising that the septuagenarian pugilist Hillary wants a rematch with the notorious counter-puncher President Donald Trump, since his inauguration she has witnessed the stable genius trample the Constitution, declare war on the co-equal Legislative and Judicial branches of government, embrace dictators and disparage our allies, and stoke racial hatred in the homeland.

Hillary looks at our country in ruins and she naturally wants to restore comity, civility, and the rule of law. But she’s ran for president twice, and our democracy can’t afford for her to try again and strike out. She’s a deeply flawed candidate whose time has come and gone, and instead of contemplating yet another presidential run, she should mentor and support a younger candidate.

The leading contenders for the Democratic nomination are Joe Biden and Bernie Sanders, but they’re even older than she is and they’re not the answer. Hillary doesn’t seem to have a lot of respect for Biden and the rancor of the 2016 presidential nomination battle between Hillary and Bernie hasn’t healed, and there’s not a snowball’s chance in hell that she would support him.

I would suggest that Hillary consider supporting Mayor Pete Buttigieg, he’s intelligent, young, personable and a centrist in the mold of the Clintons. He’s also openly gay, and by supporting him she can make amends for failing to come out of the closet as a lesbian. I’m not going to bother enumerating the many reasons why I know she’s a lesbian, it couldn’t be any clearer if she wore a “Dykes on Bikes” T-shirt.

Hillary please, for once in your political life demonstrate some courage and endorse Mayor Pete. He is supremely qualified to be President of the United States, but he needs the endorsements of the elders in the Democratic Party in order to be considered more seriously by the electorate.