Tommy Tuberville: ‘God Sent Us Donald Trump Because He Knew We Were in Trouble

The Alabama Republican primary race features a cast of characters that could only thrive in a Bible Belt state:

Former Alabama Supreme Court Chief Justice Roy Moore whose love for the Bible is only exceeded by his lust for underage girls.

Former Attorney General Jeff Sessions who campaigns on his loyalty to the president who emasculated and humiliated him on an almost daily basis when he served in his administration.

Former Auburn University football coach Tommy Tuberville who is running an ad in which he says, “God sent us Donald Trump because God knew we were in trouble.”

Only someone who identifies as a “Christian conservative Republican” could make such a patently ridiculous and theologically suspect proclamation.

America is in trouble, in no small part because the President is an amoral, vulgar, autocratic buffoon who cares only about using his office to enrich himself and his family and to burnish his brand.

If the Almighty’s solution for the sorry state of our union is Donald Trump, I would consider becoming an atheist or listening to what the devil has to say.

Fear not, there is no reason to give up faith in God, only heretical white evangelicals think Trump was anointed by the Supreme Being to make America Great Again. The real God has a special place reserved in hell for the likes of Donald Trump.

Donald Trump Still Can’t Believe Alleged Pedophile Roy Moore Lost

“President Donald Trump continues to wonder why Republican Roy Moore – once considered a sure thing to win the U.S. Senate seat from Alabama – lost to Democrat Doug Jones, according to a recent report.

Audio obtained by the New York Times revealed Mick Mulvaney, White House budget director, telling fellow Republicans the president isn`t over Moore`s 2017 Senate loss.

`The president asks me all the time, `Why did Roy Moore lose?` Mulvaney said.”


Donald Trump doesn`t subscribe to any political ideology, before he became president the real estate mogul made campaign contributions to any candidate that could help his business endeavors, regardless of their political affiliation.

Trump ran as a Republican because he correctly discerned that he could ride the GOP anti-immigration wave all the way to the White House.

Trump doesn`t endorse candidates based on their faithfulness to Republican values, he could care less about conservative principles. He endorses candidates who are loyal to him, regardless of their moral character or fealty to traditional Republican dogma.

Trump has the Midas touch, any candidate whom he endorses in the primaries or special elections usually wins.

That`s why to this day Trump can`t believe that a candidate that he endorsed, Roy Moore, lost to a Democrat in the red state of Alabama. In fact, Moore was the first Republican to lose a Senate election in Alabama since Richard Sellers in 1992.

Moore was an alleged pedophile who in his 30`s cruised high schools and shopping malls in search of dates, but Trump feels that his endorsement should have trumped any reservations that Republicans had about voting for a pervert.

Why did Roy Moore lose? For the same reason that Trump will be impeached when Democrats seize control of the House in the midterm elections: Though white evangelicals my worship Trump, regular folks can`t stomach pedophiles, perverts, and sexual predators.

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What Will Pedophile Judge Roy Moore Do With the Rest of His Life?

After losing his Senate bid in the most Republican state in the country to a Democrat, what is Judge Roy Moore, 71, going to do until the Grim Reaper drags him away to hell?

Well we know what he will probably be doing on Sundays: Teaching Sunday School to prepubescent girls. While normal parents would never let the pedophile get within 50 yards of their daughters, the Bible-thumping parents of Alabama will be fighting each other to enroll their daughters in the limited seats available for Moore`s class.

But what will the child molester do on weekdays?

He could make a killing in his Woody cowboy outfit, and brandishing his tiny pistol at gay parties, gays really go for that campy shi*. I know the judge is virulently anti-gay, but methinks he might enjoy the attention of gay gentlemen. Too many anti-gay Republican politicians have turned out to be closeted gays.

Moore may be anathema in polite society, but evangelicals still have a hard-on for him, and he can always find employment in the evangelical world.

Moore could be employed as a carnival barker at the Ark Encounter, a fundamentalist theme park whose centerpiece is a full-scale model of Noah`s Ark.

Moore is a horse`s ass, but he sure ain`t a horseman. He could work as a rodeo clown, the country hicks would get a kick out of watching Moore attempt to ride his horse Sassy.

He could form a country Gospel trio with his wife Kayla and his horse Sassy. The horse`s braying would hopefully drown out Moore and his spouse, and who wouldn`t enjoy the spectacle?

I promise this will be my final Roy Moore article, I just couldn`t resist making fun of the pedophile one more time.

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Will Alabama Elect a Pedophile to the Senate?

Tomorrow the backwoods evangelicals who dominate the Alabamian electorate are expected to elect to the Senate Judge Roy Moore, a man with a penchant for dressing like Woody from Toy Story, and a predilection for molesting underage girls.

After several women came forward to allege that Moore had sexually assaulted them in the 1970s while they were in their teens, in his first interview with Sean Hannity he was wishy-washy in his denials.

After he was lambasted for his horrendous Hannity interview, Moore went full-Trump and vehemently denied even knowing the women.

Even though the accusations by several victims are credible and substantiated by many witnesses, Moore adopted a campaign strategy of avoiding the media, appearing only before friendly audiences mainly in evangelical churches, and vociferously denying everything.

Moore claimed that the allegations are a conspiracy by “lesbians, gays, bisexuals and socialists” from the pulpit of an evangelical church.

Pride, a judgmental attitude and hypocrisy runs rampant in evangelical churches, but these sanctimonious a-holes love to place the blame for all the ills of our society on gays and lesbians, naturally they swallowed the outrageous lie that this marginalized community is behind the conspiracy to derail their hero`s political ambitions.

After Moore was exposed as a child molester 37 percent of white evangelical voters in Alabama said it made them more likely to support him. I didn`t say that evangelicals were going to vote for Moore in spite of the credible evidence of child sexual abuse, the fact that the media is reporting the allegations against him makes them more likely to vote for the son of a bitch.

I am dreading watching the election coverage tomorrow night, I`m afraid that the same evangelical hypocrites who elected Donald Trump to the White House will elect Roy Moore to the Senate.

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White Evangelicals’ Hatred of Gays and Acceptance of Pedophiles and Sexual Predators Will Forever Defile Their Movement

Judge Roy Moore, said in a 2005 interview that he believes homosexual conduct should be illegal. In the interview the hardline Christian conservative was asked by journalist Bill Press: Do you think that homosexual conduct should be illegal today? That`s a yes or no question. Such is Moore`s hatred of gays and lesbians that he didn`t give a typical politician`s ambiguous answer. He replied empathically: Homosexual conduct should be illegal, yes. In the same interview he also equated homosexuality with bestiality.

Moore`s hatred and fear of gays and lesbians is shared by the overwhelmingly evangelical Alabama electorate. That dear friends and neighbors is why a pedophile is expected to win the Senate seat in Alabama.

Evangelicals would cross the street to avoid an openly gay man, but they warmly embrace a pedophile who preys on underage girls.

In the evangelical ranking of sins homosexuality is the lowest of the low, the one transgression that will forever bar a soul from paradise.

Jesus Christ, who had plenty to say about the sins of pride, hypocrisy and jealousy, but not single word about homosexuality, would feel more at home with gays and lesbians than with the religious hypocrites who demonize them.

The white evangelicals in Alabama who are about to elect a pedophile to the Senate and the white evangelicals in America who elected a sexual predator to the White House have forever stained the white evangelical movement.

Anyone who still identifies as an evangelical is complicit in the moral depravity that resulted in a sexual predator reaching the highest office in the country. It`s incumbent upon those evangelicals who are outraged by their brethren`s embrace of Trump and Moore to reject the evangelical movement, and identify themselves simply as Christians.

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Before Roy Moore Was Exposed as a Pedophile We Already Knew He Was a Racist and a Homophobe

“GOP Alabama Senate candidate Roy Moore stunned some listeners when he said he thought America was `great` during the era of slavery. Though he made the comments at a campaign rally in Florence, Alabama, more than two months ago, they`ve re-emerged in a viral tweet just days before the election.

Back in September, one of the few African-Americans in the crowd asked the candidate when he thought was the last time America was great.

`I think it was great at the time when families were united. Even though we had slavery, they cared for one another. … Our families were strong, our country had a direction,` Moore responded, according to a Los Angeles Times report in September.

At the same rally, he also referred to Native Americans and Asians as `reds and yellows,` the LA Times reported.”

Huffington Post

The credible accusations of sexual harassment and child molestation against Roy Moore make him politically toxic and morally unfit to serve in the Senate, in a sane world he wouldn`t even be elected dogcatcher. Unfortunately, we don`t live in a sane world, we live in a dystopia where a sexual predator and serial pussy-grabber is the Leader of the Free World.

But before Moore was exposed as a pedophile he had already revealed himself as a homophobe, racist and misogynist Neanderthal.

In a campaign event back in September one of the handful of African-Americans in the audience asked Moore when he thought was the last time America was great. Moore made no attempt to disguise his disdain and prejudice against blacks, he responded:

I think it was great at the time when families were united. Even though we had slavery, they cared for one another. … Our families were strong, our country had a direction.

Moore`s answer reveals that he only cares about the welfare of white families, even elementary schoolchildren realize that during slavery black families were torn asunder. Slaves where sold to the highest bidder, and that usually meant that husbands were separated from their wives, and mothers were separated from their children.

During slavery when cotton was king white families were economically strong because blacks were picking the cotton, and America had a direction all right, an apartheid nightmare. Only after generations of struggle did blacks, women and other minorities finally achieve a semblance of equal rights. As the candidacy of Roy Moore proves we still have a long way to go towards that more perfect union when we are all treated as the children of God.

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Jesus Hates Pedophiles, Judge Roy Moore is Destined for Hell

The Living Way Ministries church in Opelika Alabama displayed the following sign on their billboard:

The Falsely Accused Jesus! Vote Roy Moore!

This damnable sign is wrong in so many ways:

It`s a clear violation of the law barring churches from engaging in political speech.

But not only is it politically-incorrect it`s also sacrilegious. Comparing the pedophile judge with the sinless Jesus is an affront to decency, morality and Christianity.

To be fair I must admit that Jesus and Moore have one thing in common, they both love children.

People were bringing little children to Jesus for him to place his hands on them, but the disciples rebuked them. When Jesus saw this, he was indignant. He said to them, `Let the little children come to me, and do not hinder them, for the kingdom of God belongs to such as these.`

When people brought their children to Jesus for Him to bless them, his apostles rebuked the parents because they didn`t` want the little ones to try their Master`s patience.

But Jesus was indignant with his disciples, He loved to be in the presence of children because they reminded Him of the humility and innocence that is the hallmark of true believers.

Moore also loves children, particularly little girls, he delights in their innocence. Whereas Jesus sought to protect children, Moore loves to corrupt, defile, and hurt innocent little girls.

Moore would be well-advised to read the following scripture:

Matthew 18: 2-6

He called a little child to him, and placed the child among them. And he said: Truly I tell you, unless you change and become like little children, you will never enter the kingdom of heaven. Therefore, whoever takes the lowly position of this child is the greatest in the kingdom of heaven. And whoever welcomes one such child in my name welcomes me. If anyone causes one of these little ones-those who believe in me-to stumble, it would be better for them to have a large millstone hung around their neck and to be drowned in the depths of the sea.

Moore will probably make it to the Senate, but he will never make it to heaven. Jesus hates pedophiles.

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Sexual Predator Donald Trump Endorses Pedophile Judge Roy Moore

“President Trump on Monday offered a strong endorsement of Roy S. Moore, the Republican Senate candidate in Alabama embroiled in accusations that he had inappropriate sexual relations with underage girls.

While many Republicans called for Mr. Moore to drop out of the race after several women came out with their stories, Mr. Trump has defended him, saying that Mr. Moore denied the accounts and deserved to be heard.

In a statement, the White House said that Mr. Trump and Mr. Moore spoke on the phone and that the president endorsed Mr. Moore`s campaign.”

The New York Times

Donald Trump never condemned Judge Roy Moore for the well-substantiated accusations of child molestation. In fact the president was tacitly endorsing the pedophile, but today he traded in his tacit endorsement for a full-throated endorsement.

The schoolgirl-chasing pervert reveled in Trump`s endorsement, bragging that the president called him a “fighter” and told him, “Go get `em Roy.”

When an avowed pussy-grabber counsels a pedophile to “Go get `em Roy,” who knows if the child molester is going to interpret that as an admonition to go molest more underage girls.

Is there anybody who is surprised that Trump, who has been accused by over a dozen women of sexual harassment, endorsed the degenerate judge?

Birds of a feather flock together, and sexual degenerates have an affinity for each other.

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Alabama Do the Right Thing and Reject Pedophile Roy Moore

Most men prefer to date women younger than themselves, and in this age when girls are sexualized at a very early age, I could understand if a man dated an underage girl if she misrepresented her age.

But if an honorable man meets a female at a club or a restaurant who has the curves of a full-grown woman, only to find out later that she`s underage he will drop her like a hot potato. It`s the only morally-right and legally prudent thing to do.

Roy Moore doesn`t have a fetish for women with a petite figure or a girlish appearance, he has an unnatural and sick attraction for underage girls.

When Moore was a young bachelor he didn`t frequent clubs or bookstores in search for a relationship with a young woman, the pervert went to places where young girls spend their time: Shopping malls, dance recitals, and restaurants where high school girls worked as servers.

Underage girls are low-maintenance compared to women who expect more than a movie and a lunch of hamburger and fries from their date. I`d be surprised if the cheap child molester ever spent more than $20 on a date.

Moore admitted that he first noticed his wife at dance recital when she was only 15 and he was about 30. They tied the knot ten years later.

In the South, and especially in evangelical circles, it`s not so unseemly for a mature man to be interested in underage girls. Evangelical men prefer their wives to be ignorant and submissive, that`s why it`s not uncommon for them to marry teenage girls.

A child molester might not be persona non grata in the backwoods of Alabama, but he`s anathema in the Senate. If the pedophile wins the election, the Senate should do the right thing and expel him.

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Donald Trump Blasts Groper Al Franken, Gives Pedophile Roy Moore a Free Pass

President Donald Trump is displaying selective outrage over allegations of sexual harassment against prominent men in politics, as his own tortured past lingers over his response.

Trump moved quickly Thursday to condemn accusations against Minnesota Democratic Sen. Al Franken as `really bad,` but he has remained conspicuously silent on the more serious claims leveled against Roy Moore, the Republican in Alabama`s special Senate race who faces allegations he sexually assaulted teenage girls decades ago.”


Donald Trump never hesitates to weigh in on any subject, his baby fingers are calloused from tweeting his fool head off on current events.

But Chatty Cathy has remained conspicuously silent on the serious charges leveled against Roy Moore. Almost everybody has expressed their opinion about Moore, as would be expected when a man who is running for the Senate is accused of trolling shopping malls for underage girls. The outrage that an unrepentant pedophile is running for the Senate, compels anyone with a shred of dignity to speak out against him.

Almost every prominent Republican in Congress, including Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell and House Speaker Paul Ryan, has condemned Moore in no uncertain terms.

I can understand why the Pussy Grabber-in-chief has remained silent when it comes to the egregious behavior of Moore, after all more than a dozen women accused Trump of sexual harassment and misconduct during the 2016 presidential election. Trump is aware that any discussion about sexual harassment will eventually focus on him.

Trump didn`t hesitate for a second to condemn Senator Al Franken for groping Leaeann Tweeden. Trump blasts Democrat Al Franken for groping a woman, but gives a free pass to a Republican pedophile?

Trump tweeted:

The Al Frankenstien picture is really bad, speaks a thousand words. Where do his hands go in pictures 2, 3, 4, 5 & 6 while she sleeps? ..

Well we know where Trump`s deformed baby hands would have gone!

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