Pastor Wilson Notorious Sex Video: A Scandal Worthy of the Trump Era

Pastor David E. Wilson has become a sensation on Twitter and a meme machine for the ungodliest of reasons: The senior pastor of Bibleway Ministries was caught on tape performing cunnilingus and anilingus on a fair maiden who isn’t his wife.

A family member came to the man of God’s defense by stating: That’s a fake video, Rev. Wilson practices what he preaches, and he would never cheat on his wife.

Just kidding, what he said was:

I don’t know if the video is real. Whoever is spreading the video is trying to become famous off of Pastor David Wilson’s name.

The relative seemed unconcerned that the good reverend may have been the star in a sleazy porn video, but he was outraged that someone was profiting from his good name.

In the old days (pre-Trump) an evangelical preacher who cheated on his wife donned a trench coat and sunglasses and engaged in his illicit tryst in a motel in the bad part of time where he wouldn’t be recognized.

But in this Trumpian age when evangelicals worship an orange false messiah whose speech, behavior and actions are antithetical to everything that the Bible teaches, preachers feel emboldened to commit their sins openly and brazenly.

Pastor Wilson knew he was being videotaped, a couple of times he looked right at the camera with a shit-eating grin on his face. His sexual gratification was more important than the chance that the video might be leaked, thereby exposing his unfaithfulness to his wife and to the Gospel he preaches.

There is no shame in Pastor Wilson’s game, he’s unashamed that he was caught with his hand in the cookie jar, or should I say that he was caught with his tongue in a woman’s love box and poop hole.

I hope the Lord will forgive me for watching the execrable video, but curiosity got the best of me. For the love of God don’t be tempted to follow my example, believe me there’s nothing sexually titillating about watching an old ass reprobate preacher eating a hoe’s nasty-looking genitalia.

The only way I can be cleansed is by praying for forgiveness and watching a couple of episodes of Mister Roger’s Neighborhood.

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