Jimmy Fallon Raps Donald Trump’s Tweets

Jimmy gets help from Tarik Trotter and The Roots to transform Donald Trump`s Twitter rants from the week into a recap rap.

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On September 15, 2016, a day that will live in infamy, Jimmy Fallon playfully messed up Donald Trump`s hair. Those few seconds of whimsy almost destroyed the late-night comic`s career, he was lambasted by his fellow entertainers and most civilized people in the world for attempting to humanize a monster.

If he could live that day again I`m sure Fallon would set Trump`s urine-colored hair on fire, instead of tousling the frightful wig.

But Jimmy learned his lesson, and he`s joined his late-night colleagues in pillorying the abominable monster. In this video Jimmy and the Roots turn Trump`s tweets into a rap song.
You may think Sinatra would be the be best music to use for the tweets of a septuagenarian like Trump, but Sinatra was a master of phrasing, and it would be impossible to set his incoherent rants to the music of the Chairman of the Board.

Rap is the perfect genre for Trump`s tweets, in fact he should turn his tweets into a rap album of diss tracks.

Yes, it sure looks like Jimmy has learned his lesson, but if he ever tries to humanize the freak again, I`ll set his hair on fire.

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Stable Genius Donald Trump is a Consequential and Consensual President

“US President Donald Trump has deleted a Tweet citing his consensual presidency after the typo was caught by the Twittersphere.

Trump initially misquoted conservative columnist Michael Goodwin with two tweets citing Goodwin as saying:

`His is turning out to be an enormously consensual presidency. So much so that … there has never been a day that I wished Hillary Clinton were President. Not one. Indeed, as Trump`s accomplishments accumulate, the mere thought of Clinton in the W.H., doubling down on Obama`s … failed policies, washes away any doubts that America made the right choice. This was truly a change election, and the changes Trump is bringing are far-reaching and necessary.` Thank you Michael Goodwin! (Please read entire column) mgoodwin@nypost.com”

On his second attempt, the President replaced `consensual` with Goodwin`s actual adjective – `consequential` — and included the columnist`s reference to Trump`s missteps.”


Michael Goodwin is spot on, Donald Trump is a consequential president, only not in the sense of an Abraham Lincoln who emancipated the slaves and saved our union, or a Franklin Roosevelt whose New Deal saved us from the Great Depression and whose decisive leadership helped defeat the Nazis in World War II.

Trump is a consequential president in the sense that his tweets mocking and provoking an unstable dictator of a nuclear county may trigger World War III. Trump`s irrational behavior may or may not destroy civilization, but his ineffectual leadership and autocratic behavior has already done irreparable harm to our democracy.

Donald Trump was also spot on when he misquoted Goodwin as saying that he was a “consensual” president. The self-described “stable genius” is a fuc*ing moron who should have been impeached already.

Trump remains in power only because the Republicans have made a Faustian bargain, they turn a blind eye to his corruption, stupidity and plain evil nature, in return for getting conservative justices on the Supreme Court and conservative judges on circuit and appeals courts. And not to mention a Tax Scam that hurts the disenfranchised and enriches the one percent.

Congressional Republicans and the Republicans in Trump`s administration are consenting to all the tomfoolery and racism emanating from the White House.

It`s incumbent upon the electorate to vote Democratic in the mid-term elections so Congress can get serious about impeaching and removing Trump from power.

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LiAngelo Ball, Cody Riley and Jalen Hill: Clueless Morons

UCLA basketball teammates LiAngelo Ball, Cody Riley and Jalen Hill apologized for stealing from MULTIPLE stores, not just from Louis Vuitton, while in China.

You don`t need to be a rocket scientist or a psychologist to deduce that this isn`t the first time these student athletes/spoiled brats have shoplifted. These morons thought that their status as star athletes rendered them above the law. They might be able to get away with shoplifting in Los Angeles, but not in in a communist country.

China allowed the basketball players to leave after a few days` detention, because they didn`t want to embarrass President Donald Trump. If Trump hadn`t been in China, those idiots would be languishing in a Chinese prison.

When the players read their apologies, prepared by their lawyers, they thanked Donald Trump.

Trump had tweeted Wednesday: Do you think the three UCLA basketball players will say thank you President Trump. They were headed for 10 years in jail.

The black basketball players humiliated themselves by thanking a racist president who was publicly demanding praise. Trump may have intervened on their behalf, but they owe their freedom to Chinese President Xi Jinping.

In America there`s still racism against people of color, especially African Americans, but it`s nothing like the prejudice against black people in China. Chinese perceive blacks the same way Americans did fifty years ago, namely that they are intellectually suspect, criminally-minded and inferior. These black athletes have just confirmed the Chinese perception of blacks. The Chinese are thinking that even blacks who are celebrated for their athleticism and treated like celebrities still resort to criminal activity.

Congratulations LiAngelo Ball, Cody Riley and Jalen Hill, y`all acting like Uncle Toms by apologizing to Trump, and lived up to the racist stereotype that Chinese have of blacks.

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Trans Woman Curses Out Caitlyn Jenner for Supporting Donald Trump

“Caitlyn Jenner was ambushed by a trans woman over her support of Donald Trump.

The reality star, 67 was attending the Trans Chorus of Los Angeles on Saturday night when she was confronted by Ashlee Marie Preston.

The activist and journalist found it `ridiculous` that Caitlyn – a trans woman herself – allegedly continues to support Trump after he authorized banning trans people from serving in the military on Friday.

`You`re a f**king fraud and a fake,` said Preston.”

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Ashlee Marie Preston is spot on, the celeb formerly known as Bruce Jenner is a fake and a fraud in every sense of the word.

Denizens of Hollywood value fame about every other commodity, be it a good reputation, moral integrity or honesty. Bruce Jenner`s ex-wife emasculated him in real life and in their reality show, the only way that Bruce could reclaim his manhood and cred as a celeb was by becoming a woman.

It`s not easy grabbing the spotlight in a dysfunctional family where releasing a sex tape is a rite of passage, but Bruce managed to be born again as a celeb by becoming a woman. Bruce is a fake transgender and a fake woman, his penis may be shriveled and flaccid due to the hormones he`s taking, but it`s evidence he`s still a man.

Jenner deserved to be cussed out, as someone who claims to be transgender how can he possibly support a bastard who banned transgender people from serving in the military. Any transgender person who supports Trump should be cussed out.

I`m a Latino and if I supported Trump, I would expect to be abused by my own community. How can any Latino or Latina support a president who has demonstrated such animosity toward Mexican immigrants and Mexican-Americans? Any Hispanic person who supports Trump should be cussed out.

I`m shocked whenever I see a black person support Trump, how can any black person support a president with a lily-white administration, the only African-American in a prominent role in the White House is Uncle Tom Ben Carson. Any black person who supports Trump should be cussed out.

Any American, regardless of ethnicity, who supports a Nazi-sympathizing president should be cussed out.

Fuc* Bruce Jenner and Fuc* Donald Trump!

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