Secret Audio Recording Reveals Melania Trump Fuc*ing Hates Christmas

Former friend and adviser to Melania Trump, Stephanie Winston Wolkoff, author of “Melania and Me “, released audio recordings of phone calls with the First Lady.

One of the audio clips revealed Melania’s disdain for decorating the White house for Christmas:

“I’m working like a — my ass off at the Christmas stuff that, you know, who gives a fuck about Christmas stuff and decoration. But I need to do it, right. And then I do it and I say that I’m working on Christmas, planning for the Christmas. And they say, ‘Oh, what about the children? That they were separated.’ Give me a fucking break.”

Melania wasn’t just disgusted that she felt obligated to decorate the White House for Christmas, she doesn’t give a flying fuck about the most important holiday in the Christian calendar.

This is a most interesting revelation considering that her husband portrays himself as the holy warrior who ended the “War on Christmas.” Trump has frequently boasted that thanks to him we are able to say “Merry Christmas” again, although he has never explained who or what prevented Americans from saying “Merry Christmas.”

White evangelicals venerate Trump the short-fingered vulagarian as a Messiah, and Melania the former soft-core porn model as the Virgin Mary, but the truth is that Saint Peter wouldn’t allow this most un-Christian couple within a social distance from the Pearly Gates.

Give me a fucking break, indeed! Trump ended the “War on Christmas?” Melania is a godly Christian woman who loves Christmas? Bah, Humbug, bitches!

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