Lena Dunham: Donald Trump Made Me Lose Weight

“Lena Dunham has Donald Trump to thank for her recent weight loss.
`Donald Trump became president and I stopped being able to eat food,` Dunham, 30, told Howard Stern on his SiriusXM show Monday (via Entertainment Weekly).

The actress, who has long been criticized for her body image, continued, `Everyone`s been asking like, What have you been doing?` And I`m like, `Try soul-crushing pain and devastation and hopelessness and you, too, will lose weight.`”

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Lena Dunham, who is infamous for having a big mouth and a fat ass, has lost a few pounds over the incompetent and outright evil Trump administration. The blowhard billionaire has been in office for less than a month, by the end of his first term Dunham should look like a normal human being.

Dunham credits Trump for her weight loss, I credit Dunham for my weight loss. After seeing Dunham butt-naked a couple of times on Girls, I made a vow to never let myself go to the point where I look like a pig.

Dunham, who was a fervent support of Hillary Clinton, vowed last year to move to Canada if Trump was elected, and the lying witch is still here.

I hope Dunham makes another vow, this time to not eat again until Trump releases his taxes. Of course Trump will never release his taxes, and if the morbidly obese actress keeps her word , she will wither away to nothing, to the delight of Americans off all political persuasions.

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